Not ALL MySpace friend requests are bad!

[Amber Lamps]

This girl MySpace stalked me and I met her last night. She's really cool and can really ride. We met up at the stealership's open house today and hung out with a bunch of people. Ofcourse,she could still turn out to be psycho!!!

Note she's the girl on the right,sorry about the low quality photos...oh and the 3rd pic is her lowsiding at the gap.

[OneSickPsycho]

That chick's:

1) Way too hot for your dumbass...
2) Way too hot to be on the internet and not be psycho...
3) Way too hot for your dumbass...

BTW... Hook me up with her friend...

[WARputer]

Dayum ! Marriage sucks at moments like these.

[Over200]

Dayum ! Marriage sucks at moments like these.

Marriage sucks @ any moment!!:pat:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

ya done good tigs. ya done good.

[Mr Lefty]

ehh she smokes... :leaving:

[WARputer]

Marriage sucks @ any moment!!:pat:


Well ......not at all moments .....:whistle:

[Over200]

Well ......not at all moments .....:whistle:


Well really you only have two options and well guess you have to stay somewhat positive!!

[OneSickPsycho]

ehh she smokes... :leaving:

Nope... her friend smokes... damnit.

[Amber Lamps]

ya done good tigs. ya done good.

Hey I ain't done nothin' YET!!! Yea I was just talking to her on the phone and I asked her what she was doing on the net body surfing and she said she was "DESPERATE"!!! It's always amazing how the hottest chicks can be the lonliest! Anyway,I see it as a no lose situation 'cause she has some fucking hot ass friends if I can't make it work with her!:drool:

[WARputer]

guess you have to stay somewhat positive!!

Yup.....at least she never asks to ride on the bike .....I still have some fun by myself. :wink:

[Amber Lamps]

Yup.....at least she never asks to ride on the bike .....I still have some fun by myself. :wink:


Yea well I'm tired of having "fun" by myself,so I'm thinking about going the girlfriend route...after the Summer is over ofcourse...:whistle:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

winter GF is the way to go. i've tried to make it work the last 2 years... lets just say i've been single by thanksgiving every time.

[comonboys]

Yea well I'm tired of having "fun" by myself,so I'm thinking about going the girlfriend route...after the Summer is over ofcourse...:whistle:

you all sound like such typical boys......... She's probably got diseases....

[Amber Lamps]

you all sound like such typical boys......... She's probably got diseases....

hater!!! besides,ugly fat girls get the clap too....might as well catch it from a hottie!

[Mr Lefty]

Nope... her friend smokes... damnit.

:lol: didn't even really look at the blond :rofl: yeah the blond is nice... WTG Tigger!

[OneSickPsycho]

you all sound like such typical boys......... She's probably got diseases....

STD's are just another way to remember what once was...

[NONE_too_SOFT]

and what always will be. mostly. some memories can be treated with pennecillin

[OneSickPsycho]

and what always will be. mostly. some memories can be treated with pennecillin

This man speaketh the truth... A couple weeks of antibiotics and memories to last a lifetime... especially the cotton swab up the cockhole.

[Amber Lamps]

:lol: didn't even really look at the blond :rofl: yeah the blond is nice... WTG Tigger!

Ok guys I need you all to send me your positive MOJO vibes!!! I'm meeting her at 11:00 to do karaoke so I'll need all the good karma I can muster! I have one HUGE card I can play...she doesn't drink or smoke and neither do I!!! Besides the fucking pain meds make me loopy enough alone! The age gap is my biggest deficeit,thankfully,all the young jerks have pissed her off and she's looking for a change! Oh well,1st to youporn (never go out loaded) and then to the shower!!!

[OneSickPsycho]

Ok guys I need you all to send me your positive MOJO vibes!!! I'm meeting her at 11:00 to do karaoke so I'll need all the good karma I can muster! I have one HUGE card I can play...she doesn't drink or smoke and neither do I!!! The age gap is my biggest deficeit,thankfully,all the young jerks have pissed her off and she's looking for a change! Oh well,1st to youporn (never go out loaded) and then to the shower!!!

So if she doesn't drink or anything, how are you going to convince her to let you take pictures of her naked to email to me?

[JoJoYZF]

So if she doesn't drink or anything, how are you going to convince her to let you take pictures of her naked to email to me?

You can still slip the magic pill into an iced tea

[OneSickPsycho]

You can still slip the magic pill into an iced tea

It's more fun when they struggle...

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Ok guys I need you all to send me your positive MOJO vibes!!! I'm meeting her at 11:00 to do karaoke so I'll need all the good karma I can muster! I have one HUGE card I can play...she doesn't drink or smoke and neither do I!!! Besides the fucking pain meds make me loopy enough alone! The age gap is my biggest deficeit,thankfully,all the young jerks have pissed her off and she's looking for a change! Oh well,1st to youporn (never go out loaded) and then to the shower!!!

remember, the young jerks may have pissed her off... but not the OLD jerks. dont be fooled into thinking "hey maybe if she is complaining about all these jerks she wants a nice guy".

That is a common mistake.

It only means she hasnt met the right jerk yet.

You're mother fucking I dont know your name and dont forget it, mother fucker. you're the man, and this broad should be licking your boots just to get in LINE to get a taste of your ...


Okay thats about as much encouragement i can offer without puking in my mouth a little

So if she doesn't drink or anything, how are you going to convince her to let you take pictures of her naked to email to me?

ruffies.

[Amber Lamps]

So if she doesn't drink or anything, how are you going to convince her to let you take pictures of her naked to email to me?

The same way I got the last girls pics to send to you. She wasn't drunk for any of those. I've never had a girl say no to homemade porn! I just won't send anything out with me in it...it feels kinda...GAY!!! to send pics of my cock to my buddies....

[OneSickPsycho]

The same way I got the last girls pics to send to you. She wasn't drunk for any of those. I've never had a girl say no to homemade porn! I just won't send anything out with me in it...it feels kinda...GAY!!! to send pics of my cock to my buddies....

And we certainly appreciate that... well, except for the part where I'm all of a sudden your buddy.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

so how exactly do you meet chicks on myspace?

[Amber Lamps]

QUOTE=OneSickPsycho;39312]And we certainly appreciate that... well, except for the part where I'm all of a sudden your buddy.[/QUOTE]


yea whatever...I read the old posts where you all were discussing who to invite and you and Ebbs said you "liked" me....ahhhhh shucks! I did a search to find a missing thread and found them. I never knew you cared! :leaving:

[OneSickPsycho]

QUOTE=OneSickPsycho;39312]And we certainly appreciate that... well, except for the part where I'm all of a sudden your buddy.


yea whatever...I read the old posts where you all were discussing who to invite and you and Ebbs said you "liked" me....ahhhhh shucks! I did a search to find a missing thread and found them. I never knew you cared! :leaving:[/QUOTE]

Temporary insanity... wait, I'm always this fucked up...

[NONE_too_SOFT]

did you guys forget how to fucking quote or what?

[OneSickPsycho]

did you guys forget how to fucking quote or what?

Nope, his fucked up quote fucked up my fuckin' quote... you fuck.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

fuck you.

cursing never gets fucking old. the more i do it, the more i want to do it.


so how are we meeting these online call girls? do we just randomly search and message people we dont know with propositions like "can i give you the shocker while the space rocket at toys r us"?

[Mudpuppy]

Dayum ! Marriage sucks at moments like these.

And 99.8% of the rest of the time

[neebelung]

NICE! Well done Tig!!!!

[Over200]

And 99.8% of the rest of the time


:dthumb::dthumb::dthumb::dthumb:

[azoomm]

It's always amazing how the hottest chicks can be the lonliest!


...because they're crazy, and usually not in a good way ;) Just remember, no matter how hot they are... someone, somewhere is tired of putting up with their shit.

:lmao: She's cute tho... congratulations!! I hope it went well!! We need a report....

[1hottbikechic]

You met my girl Kristin!!!!! :) Yay!!! Shes awesome! And no, she doesnt have any diseases... she rides an r6 and is killer on it, does alot of track days up here at VIR. Treat her good, shes my girl!! :)

[neebelung]

And no, she doesnt have any diseases...

But seriously... how would you know? If she did, would she actually come out and tell everyone? :lol:

[anyexcuse2ride]

Whats life without risk of a cotten swab up the old wee wee???:panic::drool:

[OneSickPsycho]

Whats life without risk of a cotten swab up the old wee wee???:panic::drool:

Every 6 months, rain, shine, or dirty vagyne...

[Lamnidae]

But seriously... how would you know? If she did, would she actually come out and tell everyone? :lol:

1 Point for Neebs.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

i wear my "i have herpes" sign around my neck everywhere i go.

[Amber Lamps]

You met my girl Kristin!!!!! :) Yay!!! Shes awesome! And no, she doesnt have any diseases... she rides an r6 and is killer on it, does alot of track days up here at VIR. Treat her good, shes my girl!! :)


Yea she's WAY cool! I'll do some name droppin' when I talk to her later. BTW do you know Scott Carpenter by chance? Privateer for KWS,knows Scott Russell and Aaron Yates? PT instructor at Barber? Man,I should PM you cause I've been under cover,so to speak. I've always wondered because you remind me of one of his ex's. Anyway, thanks for the encouragement. I like her but I'm playing it super cool. Heck,I'll probably see you soon. My boy David is testing over there in a couple weeks and I should be healthy by then. See ya!

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Tigger i always knew you were a softy.

[1hottbikechic]

But seriously... how would you know? If she did, would she actually come out and tell everyone? :lol:

She actually just got out of a really pretty committed relationship that ended really bad. Shes a great person and a good friend, I had to chime in and stick up for her since she wasnt on here to defend herself!

No Tigger.... I'm not ex of his lol :) Dont know him.

[Amber Lamps]

She actually just got out of a really pretty committed relationship that ended really bad. Shes a great person and a good friend, I had to chime in and stick up for her since she wasnt on here to defend herself!

No Tigger.... I'm not ex of his lol :) Dont know him.


Yea I wrote that about the relationship at first and then deleted it,but she told me the basics.

Shoot! Well,I bet he wishes you were!!!:drool:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

She actually just got out of a really pretty committed relationship that ended really bad. Shes a great person and a good friend, I had to chime in and stick up for her since she wasnt on here to defend herself!

No Tigger.... I'm not ex of his lol :) Dont know him.

she should get on here to defend herself. and tell her to bring all her friends too.

[OneSickPsycho]

she should get on here to defend herself. and tell her to bring all her friends too.

No shit...

[Captain Morgan]

You met my girl Kristin!!!!! :) Yay!!! Shes awesome! And no, she doesnt have any diseases... she rides an r6 and is killer on it, does alot of track days up here at VIR. Treat her good, shes my girl!! :)

Uh-oh, now tigger can't give us all the details since she has a friend on here.

she should get on here to defend herself. and tell her to bring all her friends too.

Then tigger REALLY won't be able to give us the details. :lol: Then again, maybe she's psycho and knows about this place from internet stalking him and she already has found this thread.

[t-homo]

That's ok. If she is psycho enough, maybe she will tell us all about it. :dthumb:

[OneSickPsycho]

Well, she's here now... so when she sees this thread it's all over for Tigger... Fuck him. Maybe I'll have a chance...:diitb:

[Kristin]

BUSTED BITCH!!!!!!!!!


:pwhore2:

[t-homo]

Quick. Someone delete this thread.

Edit: too late.

[Kristin]

dude seriously, how you gonna tell me about this website then post up about me? THEN my girl tells me today that someone mentioned my name on here. So of course I'm gonna go and look.

ya dipshit...

;)

[JK]

BUSTED BITCH!!!!!!!!!


:pwhore2:

:lol:

[t-homo]

dude seriously, how you gonna tell me about this website then post up about me? THEN my girl tells me today that someone mentioned my name on here. So of course I'm gonna go and look.

ya dipshit...

;)

Well its good to see that she says how she feels.

BTW. Welcome to the forum. Post up an introduction or something.:dthumb:

[OneSickPsycho]

dude seriously, how you gonna tell me about this website then post up about me? THEN my girl tells me today that someone mentioned my name on here. So of course I'm gonna go and look.

ya dipshit...

;)

This motherfucker is gonna fit right in...

so... hunny... you got herpes or what?

[t-homo]

This motherfucker is gonna fit right in...

so... hunny... you got herpes or what?

:lol:

[Kristin]

just 1 or 2 STD's, no biggie

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Then tigger REALLY won't be able to give us the details. :lol: Then again, maybe she's psycho and knows about this place from internet stalking him and she already has found this thread.

eh no prob. rather have another hot chick to BS with on the forum than hear about another guys conquests.

our ratio of members/hotchicks is extremely high.

just 1 or 2 STD's, no biggie

yea but we talking bout the weekend itch and burns or the hospital bed moan and dies?

[OneSickPsycho]

just 1 or 2 STD's, no biggie

Damnit... ruined my joke...

Hell no I don't have ANY STD's...
Want some?












eh no prob. rather have another hot chick to BS with on the forum than hear about another guys conquests.

our ratio of members/hotchicks is extremely high.

yea but we talking bout the weekend itch and burns or the hospital bed moan and dies?

Fer real.

[Kristin]

you guys are a trip.

see ya at Deal's Gap.

[t-homo]

Sweet. Just joined 15 minutes ago and is already going to the gap.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

are you?

[Kristin]

one of the other guys was telling me about the gap trip. i think he's on this website as well. I didn't catch his name though. Sorry in advance.

I'm still pretty slow since my crash but I need to get my mojo back and I fuckin love deal's gap. That was the best time of my entire life. Even after I crashed I had a big ass grin on my face because to me it was worth it. haha

[NONE_too_SOFT]

did you go down AT the gap?

[OneSickPsycho]

And NtS' gears start a turnin'...

*bow chicka bow wow*

[Kristin]

yup. i was an idiot and rode the gap with the same tires i did a track day on a few days before hand. my front tire was shot. plus it was a complination of several things, all my fault. but the front tucked and away we went.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

And NtS' gears start a turnin'...

*bow chicka bow wow*

oh now what ever do you mean?

yup. i was an idiot and rode the gap with the same tires i did a track day on a few days before hand. my front tire was shot. plus it was a complination of several things, all my fault. but the front tucked and away we went.

besides the fact you had just crashed, sliding on the pavement after a low side is the most thrilling thing i've ever done.

be a sport and use some fresh rubbers this year, i know i'll be bringing mine.

[the chi]

:welcome: Kristin, nice to see another lady round here...

one word of advice with these guys, keep a healthy sense of humor!! :wink:

[t-homo]

:welcome: Kristin, nice to see another lady round here...

one word of advice with these guys, keep a healthy sense of humor!! :wink:

we aren't that bad.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

I am.

[the chi]

we aren't that bad.

Now where did I ever say you were bad?? Hmm? :lol:

Guilty conscience?

[Kristin]

:welcome: Kristin, nice to see another lady round here...

one word of advice with these guys, keep a healthy sense of humor!! :wink:

I got that one down pat already. When ya walk in on a thread about you especially when people say you myspace stalked them, might be a psycho, or possibly have a few STD's, you have to have a healthy sense of humor. :dthumb:

Thanks for the welcome. :rockwoot:

[Mr Lefty]

:lol: welcome! yes.. NtS is that bad... but OSP is worse...

[t-homo]

I used to think OSP's name was a joke. Then I told him about a vegarian and he told me to hold her down and smash raw hamburger meat in her face.



Guilty conscience?

I had a guilty conscience until I stopped caring.

[Mr Lefty]

that doesn't even register on the top 500 most off the wall shit OSP has said on here or :twf: :lol:

[t-homo]

that doesn't even register on the top 500 most off the wall shit OSP has said on here or :twf: :lol:

I left out the part that this all happens while I am :diitb:

[Captain Morgan]

besides the fact you had just crashed, sliding on the pavement after a low side is the most thrilling thing i've ever done.

ditto. I was thinking, "fuckin sweet. Hope my bike's okay so I can get right back on the track." It wasn't. I stupidly left my spare parts at home, which was an hour away. Luckily, my crash was before the lunch break so I only missed one session by running home, grabbing parts and getting back out to put them on.

I got that one down pat already. When ya walk in on a thread about you especially when people say you myspace stalked them, might be a psycho, or possibly have a few STD's, you have to have a healthy sense of humor. :dthumb:

Thanks for the welcome. :rockwoot:

No doubt. If you continue to talk to tigger after that intro, then you must have a great sense of humor and any guy would be lucky to date you. ;) Oh, and any girl that rides an R6 is cool in my book.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

kristin, just do a little searchy poo on Tigs profile if ya really wanna know what he's like...

keywords "finger" "pooper" "donkey punch" "blumpkin"

[Kristin]

yeah Trigger seems pretty chill.

I will tell you this...I honestly didn't think he was 42 years old. The dude was in the club grinding on 18 year olds. HAHA

That was my first time at a club in over a year. Like Jenna said, I was with the same man for years so I'm new to the whole single thing. I must admit, I'm not a fan of being single but it gives me the chance to spend more time with my bike now and do all the things i've always wanted to do.

With that being said, I'm pretty stoked about Deal's Gap. haha

[t-homo]

yeah Trigger seems pretty chill.

I will tell you this...I honestly didn't think he was 42 years old. The dude was in the club grinding on 18 year olds. HAHA

That was my first time at a club in over a year. Like Jenna said, I was with the same man for years so I'm new to the whole single thing. I must admit, I'm not a fan of being single but it gives me the chance to spend more time with my bike now and do all the things i've always wanted to do.

With that being said, I'm pretty stoked about Deal's Gap. haha

That's awesome. IDK about the old guy, but I doubt Tigger will hold you back from your bike at all, seeing as how he rides too.

[Mr Lefty]

yeah Trigger seems pretty chill.

I will tell you this...I honestly didn't think he was 42 years old. The dude was in the club grinding on 18 year olds. HAHA

That was my first time at a club in over a year. Like Jenna said, I was with the same man for years so I'm new to the whole single thing. I must admit, I'm not a fan of being single but it gives me the chance to spend more time with my bike now and do all the things i've always wanted to do.

With that being said, I'm pretty stoked about Deal's Gap. haha

:zowned:

[1hottbikechic]

Hi Kristin... glad to see you jump into the fun!! :dthumb:

[OneSickPsycho]

I used to think OSP's name was a joke. Then I told him about a vegarian and he told me to hold her down and smash raw hamburger meat in her face.

I had a guilty conscience until I stopped caring.

that doesn't even register on the top 500 most off the wall shit OSP has said on here or :twf: :lol:

As Dlit said, I am a gentleman and a scholar.

[JK]

As Dlit said, I am a gentleman and a scholar.


not a warrior poet?

[azoomm]

I got that one down pat already. When ya walk in on a thread about you especially when people say you myspace stalked them, might be a psycho, or possibly have a few STD's, you have to have a healthy sense of humor. :dthumb:

Thanks for the welcome. :rockwoot:

:lmao: Awesome.

Well, we're all psycho - it's just different flavors of it. You don't seem to be raccoon brand psycho, so you're already one up of so many others...

Welcome!!

[OneSickPsycho]

:lmao: Awesome.

Well, we're all psycho - it's just different flavors of it. You don't seem to be raccoon brand psycho, so you're already one up of so many others...

Welcome!!

Yup, plus she looks to have a sweet vagina.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

sweet as in tasty or sweet as in "super cool"... i havent seen it yet.

[Kristin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX2m0oZv1rc

[Amber Lamps]

BUSTED BITCH!!!!!!!!!


:pwhore2:

Oh NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Ha ha! Hey I still need to get on your forum,I'll do that in a minute. BTW there's a story behind this thread. My other MySpace thread got deleted,so I started this one to prove a point. Anyway,welcome biatch!!!

[Amber Lamps]

I got that one down pat already. When ya walk in on a thread about you especially when people say you myspace stalked them, might be a psycho, or possibly have a few STD's, you have to have a healthy sense of humor. :dthumb:

Thanks for the welcome. :rockwoot:


Hey you SAID you MySpace stalked me. I'll copy it and post it if necessary chica! Hey,I want to ride to the beach this week if you want to go call me!

[Kristin]

are you talking about Myrtle?

[neebelung]

BUSTED BITCH!!!!!!!!!


:pwhore2:

:dvrofl:

Someone pass the popcorn!

[NONE_too_SOFT]

:dvrofl:

Someone pass the popcorn!

let me get it ready first.

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/popcorn/img/popcorn_01.jpg

[Trip]

yup. i was an idiot and rode the gap with the same tires i did a track day on a few days before hand. my front tire was shot. plus it was a complination of several things, all my fault. but the front tucked and away we went.

front end tucks are pretty common up there. Seen it happen almost as I seen people drive straight off the road. That is the most common occurence, just people who freak out and just don't do anything and drive right off.

[Rider]

Call me stupid, but how the fuck do you meet people on MySpace? Don't you have to know them first before you can add them as a friend? How else are you going to get to their myspace page?

[Kristin]

front end tucks are pretty common up there. Seen it happen almost as I seen people drive straight off the road. That is the most common occurence, just people who freak out and just don't do anything and drive right off.

Yeah but I was just being an idiot. I was like a kid at Christmas. I got too excited and came in a little too hot into the turn(s). It was a double apex turn and I did the first one fine but I let off a little, sat up and got ready for the next turn, and the front end tucked. I posted a picture in my Introduction thread on here. You can see it was a combination of things. I am the first to say, it was completely my fault. Nobody or anything else was to blame but me. I was just riding over my head i guess. It felt right but looking back I was riding like I was on the track and not thinking about "what could happen." Live and learn and boy did I learn.

[neebelung]

let me get it ready first.

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/popcorn/img/popcorn_01.jpg

Um, what's with the duct tape and toilet paper roll... who d'ya think I am - Richard Gere? :willy:

Call me stupid, but how the fuck do you meet people on MySpace? Don't you have to know them first before you can add them as a friend? How else are you going to get to their myspace page?

Nope, unless someone has their profile set to private, you can view it and contact them without knowing them or having them as a friend.

[Rider]

Nope, unless someone has their profile set to private, you can view it and contact them without knowing them or having them as a friend.

I'm myspace illiterate.. How do you find peoples profiles?


And isn't that creepy adding people to your friends that you don't know?

[neebelung]

I'm myspace illiterate.. How do you find peoples profiles?


You can search it any number of ways... location, school, age, etc... Some guy from high school just found me on there last week. :lol:

And isn't that creepy adding people to your friends that you don't know?

If you 'know' them from a forum or something, eh, I don't think so. But just randomly sending out friend requests to people you have no association with? Yup, creepy in my book. :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

are you talking about Myrtle?

nah,I was thinking Atlantic 'cause it's only an hour or so away. I'm supposed to go to Myrtle for Bike Week. I'm probably going to ride to Washington in an hour or so if the rain holds off for icecream(and the ride ofcourse!). There's a couple decent roads in between here and there. BTW if we ever ride twisties together,don't tell these guys,they all think I only ride on the freeway....

You can search it any number of ways... location, school, age, etc... Some guy from high school just found me on there last week. :lol:



If you 'know' them from a forum or something, eh, I don't think so. But just randomly sending out friend requests to people you have no association with? Yup, creepy in my book. :lol:



I get requests like that all the time! No not you Kristin! I posted about one recently. It was some girl here in town who saw me at a bar and found me on MySpace. I know a couple of guys who swear by MS for hooking up. Their therory is,if you find a girl on MS and she agrees to meet you it's basically guaranteed! Although,I know of at least one poor guy who thought that and found out it's not ALWAYS true,right Krissy-cakes?!? :lmao:

[Captain Morgan]

let me get it ready first.

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/popcorn/img/popcorn_01.jpg

HA! Took me a minute, then I realized what the point of all that was. :lol:

and to Tigger:

[ceo012384]

That chick is too hot for Tigger.