Tiger Woods apology

[marko138]

Is live right now. Sounds contrived and shitty. Fuck this guy.

[Rider]

I don't give a fuck a bout Tiger but really, he owes an apology to no one. Did he fuck up? Yes. Is it anyone's business? No!

[z06boy]

I wondered how it would go down but with the limitations put on it...I'm not surprised.

I'm not saying that I think he owes me or any fan an apology...just don't expect much from it.

[marko138]

I don't give a fuck a bout Tiger but really, he owes an apology to no one. Did he fuck up? Yes. Is it anyone's business? No!
I agree. I really dont give a fuck. But you know how the media sucks off the teet.

[Homeslice]

If he were a basketball player nobody would care, and he'd still retain all his sponsors. But people expect golfers to be some "pass the gray poupon" model citizens.

[marko138]

If he were a basketball player nobody would care, and he'd still retain all his sponsors. But people expect golfers to be some "pass the gray poupon" model citizens.
Thats because basketball is dumb and no one cares about it. And bball players are convicts. Oh...and Jordan was supposed to be in the room with him during this gimmick.

[Sixxxxer]

Honestly, I feel sorry for the Guy...Thousands of People Fuck Up on a Daily Basis. This guy got the Gauntlet because of his status...And I dont agree with that.

I watched it...But It doesnt change my life in anyway shape or form.

[Rider]

Thats because basketball is dumb and no one cares about it. And bball players are convicts. Oh...and Jordan was supposed to be in the room with him during this gimmick.

The reason BB is losing $400M this year in revenue. I hope the NBA folds.

[marko138]

The reason BB is losing $400M this year in revenue. I hope the NBA folds.
I couldn't give 2 shits about the NBA.

[z06boy]

If he were a basketball player nobody would care, and he'd still retain all his sponsors. But people expect golfers to be some "pass the gray poupon" model citizens.

That and maybe because he's partially white...we had already given up on Tigger. :rofl: I'm just kidding !!!

[smileyman]

Dear America I am sorry for being so fortunate as to live out every man's dream...

I wanted him to pull a 'I did not have sex with that woman' ploy!

[Homeslice]

I'm quite certain about 3-4 times more people watch basketball than golf.

[marko138]

I'm quite certain about 3-4 times more people watch basketball than golf.
Idiots mostly.

[ontwo]

The sad part is that there are probably more people who watched that than watch any real news. It's like when Leno does his Jay Walking bit. Dumb assses can't tell you what year 911 happened, but they can tell you the names of all the Brangelina kids

[Rider]

I'm quite certain about 3-4 times more people watch basketball than golf.

Golf isn't in the red, the NBA is. When motherfuckers make $300K/game..... a fucking game, it god damn out of control.

I don't watch either and they both suck but golf is at least turning a profit. Less now with Tiger out but it's still turning a dime.

[marko138]

Golf isn't in the red, the NBA is. When motherfuckers make $300K/game..... a fucking game, it god damn out of control.

I don't watch either and they both suck but golf is at least turning a profit. Less now with Tiger out but it's still turning a dime.
Golf is boring as fuck to watch. I do like to play a round (badly) every now and then.

[Rider]

Golf is boring as fuck to watch. I do like to play a round (badly) every now and then.

I'm there with ya. I suck at golf but I like to play once or twice a year. Wathing it on TV is like watching paint dry.

[marko138]

I'm there with ya. I suck at golf but I like to play once or twice a year. Wathing it on TV is like watching paint dry.
I got a nice pair of golf shoes for xmas. Hope to break them in here soon. I usually only go once or twice a year. Tough to get better when you only play one or two times a season.

[ontwo]

I play golf once a year, at my company tournament. I hate it. All I can think when I'm out there is "what a waste of a perfectly good riding day."

[marko138]

I play golf once a year, at my company tournament. I hate it. All I can think when I'm out there is "what a waste of a perfectly good riding day."
Than why bother?

[Rider]

Than why bother?

Must have free beer. :idk:

[marko138]

Must have free beer. :idk:
That sure helps. I have found that I'm a hell of a lot better when I'm not drinking though. :lol

[pauldun170]

Transcript

Dear sirs and madamn

I got mad pussy
I got mad wife
I got mad money
Damn I got the life

Dont need to work
I may return someday
I need to jerk
but they won't let me even masturbate

Stay outta my business
I'm gonna say it just once
Hey miss reporter, you kinda cute
Let me hit it...just this once?

So here is my statement
yall write this down
I once banged a transvetite in the basement
And got head from a clown.

Thank you

[t-homo]

Transcript

I didn't realize kanye wrote speeches now, too.



Seriously, its some bullshit that it even matters. Sure, he shouldn't have been fucking some side bitches, but why should he have to apologize to the country for it?

[CrazyKell]

Anyone have a link to it? i didn't find it on youtube.

[EpyonXero]

So much basketball hate on this board, not suprised though.

Anyone have a link to it? i didn't find it on youtube.

Its on the ESPN site.

[shmike]

So much hate on this board, not suprised though.

Fixed.

[ontwo]

Than why bother?

Company function. Paid to be there and socialize. Might as well play. And see below :lol:

Must have free beer. :idk:

[Sixxxxer]

I didn't realize kanye wrote speeches now, too.



Seriously, its some bullshit that it even matters. Sure, he shouldn't have been fucking some side bitches, but why should he have to apologize to the country for it?

BC he got caught.

And hes a Billionaire.

If he never got cuaght he'd still be fucking the Sidepiece.

[CrazyKell]

Is it still going on live? The feed I got was live. Just saw the last few minutes and then he goes and hugs his mom.

[ontwo]

Not live. It only lasted like 10 minutes or so

[CrazyKell]

Well it was crap and I don't even know why I bothered to watch.

[marko138]

Well it was crap and I don't even know why I bothered to watch.
Bingo!

[CrazyKell]

Bingo!

Bango!

[marko138]

Bango!
I watched all of 20 seconds and gave up.

[defector]

Did not watch. Since I am neither his wife or one of his kids, do not care.

[tommymac]

Problem for him is that golf holds their players to much higher standards than th eNFL, NBA etc....

how many other pro athletes have booty calls in different towns for road games.

I know there was a RB that had 6 or 7 kids from 6 or 7 different women and no one cared about that.

But it will keep the mindless drones who live for celebrity gossip clammoring for a few days till something else comes up.

[Rider]

Transcript

You rhymed once with...once? What kind of rapper are you?

[marko138]

Problem for him is that golf holds their players to much higher standards than th eNFL, NBA etc....

how many other pro athletes have booty calls in different towns for road games.

I know there was a RB that had 6 or 7 kids from 6 or 7 different women and no one cared about that.

But it will keep the mindless drones who live for celebrity gossip clammoring for a few days till something else comes up.
I'd bet a majority have sluts in every city. It's been talked about.

[z06boy]

Problem for him is that golf holds their players to much higher standards than th eNFL, NBA etc....

how many other pro athletes have booty calls in different towns for road games.

I know there was a RB that had 6 or 7 kids from 6 or 7 different women and no one cared about that.

But it will keep the mindless drones who live for celebrity gossip clammoring for a few days till something else comes up.

You're right and the NFL dude is Travis Henry I believe and the ONLY reason I know is because he played for Tennessee in college.

[Rider]

Problem for him is that golf holds their players to much higher standards than th eNFL, NBA etc....

how many other pro athletes have booty calls in different towns for road games.

I know there was a RB that had 6 or 7 kids from 6 or 7 different women and no one cared about that.

But it will keep the mindless drones who live for celebrity gossip clammoring for a few days till something else comes up.

You don't have to be rich and famous to have sluts in every town, Just ask members of our military.

[defector]

how many other pro athletes have booty calls in different towns for road games.

Depends on the sport....


I'd bet a majority have sluts in every city. It's been talked about.

A good buddy of mine works in sports radio so he talks to these guys all the time. It is widely admitted that MLB and NBA players have women in every city. NFL and NHL players not so much, (but it may just be they don't brag about it).

[marko138]

You don't have to be rich and famous to have sluts in every town, Just ask members of our military.
That just reminded me of Office Space.

"You don't have to have a million dollars to to nothing, man."
http://www.taylorbrooks.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/lawrence-office-space.jpg

[tommymac]

That just reminded me of Office Space.

"You don't have to have a million dollars to to nothing, man."
http://www.taylorbrooks.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/lawrence-office-space.jpg

Always a win if you can work an office space quote into the mix.

[Rider]

That just reminded me of Office Space.

"You don't have to have a million dollars to to nothing, man."
http://www.taylorbrooks.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/lawrence-office-space.jpg

Classic. :lol

[marko138]

Always a win if you can work an office space quote into the mix.
Damn right.

[Apoc]

Golf isn't in the red, the NBA is. When motherfuckers make $300K/game..... a fucking game, it god damn out of control.
.

Aside from majors, Tiger charges a 3 million dollar appearance fee for each event he competes in. A chinese course paid him 5 milion to show up at a tourny on sunday, not to play, just to stop by and make an appearance.

Mickelson charges about 750/k..

Plus winnings and sponsorship deals.

One is no better than the other. I think Hockey and football are the most reasonable pro sports right now. Baseball is out of control too.

But, fuvk basketball. Worst sport ever! (because im a white boy, I cant jump, and I suck at it)

[tommymac]

Aside from majors, Tiger charges a 3 million dollar appearance fee for each event he competes in. A chinese course paid him 5 milion to show up at a tourny on sunday, not to play, just to stop by and make an appearance.

Mickelson charges about 750/k..

Plus winnings and sponsorship deals.

One is no better than the other. I think Hockey and football are the most reasonable pro sports right now. Baseball is out of control too.

But, fuvk basketball. Worst sport ever! (because im a white boy, I cant jump, and I suck at it)


Football wont have a cap next year so some teams may get out of control. At least for th emost part with football and hockey small market teams are on a level playing field.


I think golf as a whole will take a huge hit with tiger gone since so many watch just because of him, no one cares about most of the other guys anyway.

[Kaneman]

Tiger's apology was an disgrace to the world of Mandom.

[Apoc]

Tiger ain't going anywhere.

He can moan and cry and pretend his family is number one. But besides pussy, Tiger has one thing on his mind. Majors! He wants twenty majors more than anything else in life.

And once he's back on the course, and winning, fans will come out of the woodwork to support him.

And the statement is pretty mechanical, but woods has had a hard time with public appearances all his career. He's mentioned it often. Anytime you watch an interview with him after a tourny, its, 'I played well (or bad), hit some clutch putts (or missed), it is what it is. Thank You'

He says 'it is what it is' a lot.

I wish he would have said it today :lol:

[smileyman]

I side with Kaneman here. Tiger owes golf nothing, he owes the press nothing, he owes the American people nothing. He owes his wife and family something and will pay up, first with a divorce and property settlement. But everyone who took him on to hero worship did so at their own request and will have to deal with him as they will. E owes them no accountability.

[defector]

Just saw this "apology"...:whosr:
WTF did the performance enhancing shit come in? I thought he was doing this for his addiction to skanks?

I guarantee this was required by his therapist at sex rehab.

[Captain Morgan]

Bingo!

Bango!

Boingo!

[Apoc]

first with a divorce and property settlement. .



She didnt leave him...

[smileyman]

She didnt leave him...

Yet...

[azoomm]

I still don't see what he did wrong to anyone in the public...

[Apoc]

Yet...

She isnt going to...

[smileyman]

So packing up and moving out doesnt equate to an official divorce but dude is so done. Perhaps she will hide overseas and wait, maybe she will file immediately, but his marriage is so over. He wont suffer much. she cant put enough dent in his net worth that he will notice, he can continue ro destroy his competition and screw loose women. Not that there is anything wrong with that if that is what he wats.

[Apoc]

No, you dont understand, she stated that she was going to stand by it and work it out, she is living back in Tigers home too... She gets money wether she stays or goes, but I guarantee she's gonna stay. She's even sporting Nike clothes in public again.

Do you honestly think she didnt know he was cheating? She;s just ashamed it came out.

[Kaneman]

No, you dont understand, she stated that she was going to stand by it and work it out, she is living back in Tigers home too... She gets money wether she stays or goes, but I guarantee she's gonna stay. She's even sporting Nike clothes in public again.

Do you honestly think she didnt know he was cheating? She;s just ashamed it came out.

NO!! She's a victim!!! She represents women who have been cheated on everywhere!!! Won't someone think about the housewives??

[smileyman]

Really? i cant believe it. I hadnt been following it that closely. I mean after she skipped the press conference. She must be some kinda woman...

[Apoc]

NO!! She's a victim!!! She represents women who have been cheated on everywhere!!! Won't someone think about the housewives??


Real housewives, the ones who dont work, shouldnt get a say on who their husband sleeps with anyway. Want a free ride? He should be free to ride then.

[Apoc]

Really? i cant believe it. I hadnt been following it that closely. I mean after she skipped the press conference. She must be some kinda woman...

I saw her on video yesterday, all decked out in Nike.

Oh, he bought her a new yacht to. To make up for the emotional distress.

lol

[smileyman]

My wife would take the yacht and shove it square up me arse! That's why I love her tho...Not to bring up any Tiggeresque fantasies...

[Apoc]

Blah... Monogomy is for the birds...

[smileyman]

Blah... Monogomy is for the birds...

Got kids Apoc? Risk of losing them puts the stakes way up there. Got a wife who will do ANYTHING for you, may change your perspective too.

[Apoc]

Got kids Apoc? Risk of losing them puts the stakes way up there. Got a wife who will do ANYTHING for you, may change your perspective too.

no man, young and single, the way it should be!

[Sixxxxer]

It is what it is is my main motto in life as well...sometimes you can't change the facts you just gotta roll with the punches.

Simply put...he fucked up got caught and the media EXPLODED. He will be back and better than ever in a few months. The man makes millions swinging a metal stick. He may have fucked up his personal life but the man aint gonna let this stop him from making that money.

[Flexin]

I saw her on video yesterday, all decked out in Nike.

Oh, he bought her a new yacht to. To make up for the emotional distress.

lol

I read that the yacht was ordered about 2 or 3 years ago. It just happened to get finished not to long ago.

James

[Trip]

Tiger Woods is my hero.

He shouldn't have to apologize, he should be applauded. His bat shit crazy wife should be apologizing though. She is hawt though, so he should of expected bat shit crazy.

[smileyman]

I had a fantasy about Elin chasing me with a nine iron. Didnt end with my Escalade in a bush tho...

[Flexin]

I just watched the full speech. I think he meant it. To me he was standing up there as a man and a CEO. I think that is why some are wondering if he meant it. He wasn't up there crying and so on.

I agree with the people that say he doesn't own anyone shit other then his family. The man does something that many, many people have done before (some could have been doing it while watching the speech) and won't have to say shit to anyone. Some get their dick cut off and have it sewn on crooked, but that is another story.

As a father, if he only could have one (between his family and golf) I would hope that he got to keep his family.

As a sports fan I hope to see him playing again. I don't feel he owes the fans anything other then doing his best to be at a tournament that he says he will be at because a lot will buy tickets just to see him. Other then that he doesn't own them shit. Just because I bought a hat and so on doesn't mean he owes me shit.

As far as a role model goes, I want my kids to look up to me. I don't care who the sports star is or what sport. I don't mind if my kids look up to Tiger. They can try to do the things he has done in golf if they want. Thats fine. But in the end its up to my wife and I to raise our kids and to be role models for them.

And whats with all this NBA is full of convicts shit? :td: Fuck that shit. I haven't been a big NBA fan since the strike (I didn't have any sports to bet on at the time because of that) but I still love basketball. Just because you suck at something doesn't mean you need to hate it. And why get mad at players? They just agreed to a deal they worked out. The team decided to pay it.

James
James

[Particle Man]

Is he still able to perform his job? Yes.

Personally, I couldn't care less into whom he's sticking his junk.

[z06boy]

He said what he had/needed to say...I think he meant it...hard to tell but we have no proof that he didn't. Sure it was in a controlled environment...that was a bit sketchy but again...he had his say.

I think he just needs to start playing again and let him and his wife work it out in private.

As far as all of the women he banged...well screw them...they knew he was married so boo hoo. Most of them are getting their 15 minutes of fame out of it anyways. :idk:

[dReWpY]

so has anyone heard the rap about his apology

[Apoc]

And whats with all this NBA is full of convicts shit? :td: James
James



Well bro, you may not like it, but it is true.

But, that doesnt say anything about the sport, or the league. Just that a lot of very talented guys who spent most of their lives on the street, and only know one way to live, and ended up rich and famous because they are good at something. Same as most rappers being convicts. Its just the reality of the life they lived.

And it may not be the majority, but they are what people notice.

As far as percentages go, I would say Bball has the most convicts playing, with the NFL in second. But with the NFL's rules, they keep themselves in check a little more when out in public.