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goof2
02-26-2010, 03:21 PM
Already 3 - 0 USA!

ETA: make that 4 - 0 with over 10 minutes left in the 1st period.

tommymac
02-26-2010, 03:26 PM
theyre done, no way miller allowing 5 goals. Thats about all he has allowed in the whole tournament.

goof2
02-26-2010, 03:27 PM
It would have to be 6 goals now!

Rider
02-26-2010, 03:28 PM
God damn, fuckers are on a mission.

tommymac
02-26-2010, 03:30 PM
unbelievable. i the nhl it would be fun to watch with the fights that would ensue.

I think finland called theyre asking if I would play goal for the second and 3rd periods LOL

Rider
02-26-2010, 03:40 PM
6-0 already.... Look the fuck out Canada. Who's your daddy?

Apoc
02-26-2010, 03:55 PM
6-0 already.... Look the fuck out Canada. Who's your daddy?


Your playing FINLAND. We just steamrolled RUSSIA, 7-3....

tommymac
02-26-2010, 03:56 PM
Your playing FINLAND. We just steamrolled RUSSIA, 7-3....

Go make your own canadian thread and leave us alone :lol:

I do wonder if slovakia will give em a game tonight

Cory
02-26-2010, 03:56 PM
I think finland called theyre asking if I would play goal for the second and 3rd periods LOL

:lol:

Rider
02-26-2010, 03:56 PM
Your playing FINLAND. We just steamrolled RUSSIA, 7-3....

This one looks like is going to be a little more lopsided. And the US already beat Canada once, they'll do it again.

Apoc
02-26-2010, 04:02 PM
Go make your own canadian thread and leave us alone :lol:

I do wonder if slovakia will give em a game tonight

I think if Canada shuts down their main line like they did with russia, it shouldnt be much of a game. They have Chara on defense, but really, thats all they have on defense, and their goalie isnt that hot.

This one looks like is going to be a little more lopsided. And the US already beat Canada once, they'll do it again.

Your going home with silver medals and sore ribs...

And finland is not Russia. You guys couldnt shut down russia the way we did.

Rider
02-26-2010, 04:07 PM
I think if Canada shuts down their main line like they did with russia, it shouldnt be much of a game. They have Chara on defense, but really, thats all they have on defense, and their goalie isnt that hot.



Your going home with silver medals and sore ribs...

And finland is not Russia. You guys couldnt shut down russia the way we did.

That is you amateur opinion. Since they didn't play we will never know.

tommymac
02-26-2010, 04:10 PM
I think if Canada shuts down their main line like they did with russia, it shouldnt be much of a game. They have Chara on defense, but really, thats all they have on defense, and their goalie isnt that hot..

Probably, shut down gaborik and theyre not very deep otherwise.

Apoc
02-26-2010, 04:11 PM
That is you amateur opinion. Since they didn't play we will never know.

All im saying is, you guys beat us, yes. But you didnt outplay us. You didnt outplay us at our worst. When we meet in the final, that wont be the case. The lines clicked and Canada started playing Canadian hockey. You cant score if we keep you into the boards for 60 minutes like we did with Russia.

I mean look at the 6 goals scored. It was more terrible defense and goaltending, then it was American offense. Thats not an insult to your team, but the fins went to hell in the first.

Rider
02-26-2010, 04:17 PM
All im saying is, you guys beat us, yes. But you didnt outplay us. You didnt outplay us at our worst. When we meet in the final, that wont be the case. The lines clicked and Canada started playing Canadian hockey. You cant score if we keep you into the boards for 60 minutes like we did with Russia.

I mean look at the 6 goals scored. It was more terrible defense and goaltending, then it was American offense. Thats not an insult to your team, but the fins went to hell in the first.

It'll be a good game regardless... Like I said before the games even started, Canada is stacked and was the favorite to win gold. If they don't it will be nothing less than disappointment. The US team has nothing to loose. They weren't expected to contend for a medal much less win the gold. I see the US team doing more with less talent.

Apoc
02-26-2010, 04:20 PM
It'll be a good game regardless... Like I said before the games even started, Canada is stacked and was the favorite to win gold. If they don't it will be nothing less than disappointment. The US team has nothing to loose..


Agreed.

Sixxxxer
02-26-2010, 04:20 PM
Canadians are gonna root for Canada

And The USA is gonna root for...The USA.

On that note, Fuck Canada and your goddamn Hockey team...Just for that I hope you lose tonight and get stuck with the bronze medal game and go home empty fucking handed...Bitches

But thats just my opinion ;)

Apoc
02-26-2010, 04:23 PM
Canadians are gonna root for Canada

And The USA is gonna root for...The USA.

On that note, Fuck Canada and your goddamn Hockey team...Just for that I hope you lose tonight and get stuck with the bronze medal game and go home empty fucking handed...Bitches

But thats just my opinion ;)

If Slovakia beats us, we should just give up hockey forever, and go back to making maple syrup and birch bark canoes.

Sixxxxer
02-26-2010, 04:26 PM
Lol, Nuff said there Boss Nuff Said

Apoc
02-26-2010, 04:46 PM
Lol, Nuff said there Boss Nuff Said

I dont think americans really understand the pressure we put on our mens hockey team. They really are playing for a whole country. We dont hope for hockey gold, we demand it, and 4 years later, Gretzky still holds our last olympic loss on his own shoulders. Its still talked about when olympic hockey comes up.

Honestly, after our loss to you guys, I really hope Brodeur didnt see the papers or news programs :lol: He got torn apart. And he will never forget it, itll be talked about for years.

Its all about hockey, the rest is just airtime filler before the big game!

Sixxxxer
02-26-2010, 04:48 PM
Well, Maybe thats why you guys got beat...We dont really have high expectations...so when we win, its just that much sweeter of a victory.

I'd like to see a canada/USA Gold medal match Then I'd like to see Canada cry themselves to sleep at night knowing they got there asses kicked.

Apoc
02-26-2010, 04:50 PM
Well, Maybe thats why you guys got beat...We dont really have high expectations...so when we win, its just that much sweeter of a victory.

I'd like to see a canada/USA Gold medal match Then I'd like to see Canada cry themselves to sleep at night knowing they got there asses kicked.

Ya, but its not gonna happen. Were gonna pin you to the wall like a cheap penthouse centerfold.

Sixxxxer
02-26-2010, 04:59 PM
You sound certain...like you have a crystal ball.

I like cocky...But It will be bittsersweet when you look like a 2 cent hooker begging for crack when you loose ;)

karl_1052
02-26-2010, 05:00 PM
Canadians are gonna root for Canada

And The USA is gonna root for...The USA.

On that note, Fuck Canada and your goddamn Hockey team...Just for that I hope you lose tonight and get stuck with the bronze medal game and go home empty fucking handed...Bitches

But thats just my opinion ;)

AWWW, are you still bitter about the world series?:?:

Sixxxxer
02-26-2010, 05:01 PM
Nope, Fuck the Yankees, and the Mets, and Canada. ;)

Apoc
02-26-2010, 05:03 PM
You sound certain...like you have a crystal ball.

I like cocky...But It will be bittsersweet when you look like a 2 cent hooker begging for crack when you loose ;)

I dont need a crystal ball. You wont beat us twice in a row. Especially not with the Nash line shutting you guys down like a 3rd rate whorehouse.

Apoc
02-26-2010, 05:04 PM
Woot, good to see finland break the shutout!

karl_1052
02-26-2010, 05:05 PM
It's a comeback!

Sixxxxer
02-26-2010, 05:06 PM
Woot, good to see finland break the shutout!

Off a Deflection, Calm yourself Mary...Dont blow your Load.

Apoc
02-26-2010, 05:07 PM
Hahahhahaha... Close I guess.

Im just happy to see em get on the board. They got down bad and never gave up, I can respect that. The score is humiliating, but they kept pushing and threw one in.

Apoc
02-26-2010, 05:08 PM
Off a Deflection, Calm yourself Mary...Dont blow your Load.

A goal is a goal, it went into net. 6-1 still looks better than 6-0..

Sixxxxer
02-26-2010, 05:08 PM
Eh, We gotta look weak for a split second...Cant always be Perfect ;)

Apoc
02-26-2010, 05:10 PM
Eh, We gotta look weak for a split second...Cant always be Perfect ;)

Dude, I dont think anyone who's seen them play would say theyve been perfect. Far from it. They got some good bounces and played a couple of decent games, but they never looked that good, aside from the first period of this game.

Trip
02-26-2010, 05:50 PM
You guys really get your panties in a wad over this worthless sport.

Apoc
02-26-2010, 06:17 PM
You guys really get your panties in a wad over this worthless sport.

By 'worthless', you must mean 'Greatest sport in the world'!

Surely you dont think football is better?

Trip
02-26-2010, 06:25 PM
By 'worthless', you must mean 'Greatest sport in the world'!

Surely you dont think football is better?

Football is easily better. It's not even close to the greatest sport in the world. I hate basketball and basketball is better. Baseball is much better than both of those. Soccer is better than those two. Lacrosse is as good as soccer. Football is better. Hell I would rather watch golf than hockey. I guess you guys need something to do when there is that much snow on the ground. I like how when MLB went on strike, everyone got really really mad. When the NHL went on strike, no one cared.

Apoc
02-26-2010, 06:56 PM
Football is easily better. It's not even close to the greatest sport in the world. I hate basketball and basketball is better. Baseball is much better than both of those. Soccer is better than those two. Lacrosse is as good as soccer. Football is better. Hell I would rather watch golf than hockey. I guess you guys need something to do when there is that much snow on the ground. I like how when MLB went on strike, everyone got really really mad. When the NHL went on strike, no one cared.


All of those sports are infinitely more boring than hockey. And aside from hockey, i'd rather watch golf than any of those sports.

CrazyKell
02-26-2010, 07:48 PM
I cannot even begin to fathom how someone could say football and even more horrifyingly baseball (said with the most disgust I could muster) is better than hockey. You are dead to me.

Trip
02-26-2010, 07:54 PM
I cannot even begin to fathom how someone could say football and even more horrifyingly baseball (said with the most disgust I could muster) is better than hockey. You are dead to me.

Well you are canadian, that's all that needs to be said.

CrazyKell
02-26-2010, 07:54 PM
Well you are canadian, that's all that needs to be said.

Proud of it!

Trip
02-26-2010, 07:58 PM
Proud of it!

I'm proud to be descendant from people that got kick out of Canada.

CrazyKell
02-26-2010, 07:59 PM
I'm proud to be descendant from people that got kick out of Canada.

I think I speak for all Canadians when we say that we're proud you got kicked out. :lol

Trip
02-26-2010, 08:00 PM
I think I speak for all Canadians when we say that we're proud you got kicked out. :lol

I mean seriously we are fucked people, France and Canada didn't want us. That just shows you how fucked up that we have to be.

Apoc
02-26-2010, 08:00 PM
ya, hell, we even keep pollacks.

Cory
02-26-2010, 08:13 PM
I cannot even begin to fathom how someone could say football and even more horrifyingly baseball (said with the most disgust I could muster) is better than hockey.

This!

goof2
02-26-2010, 08:48 PM
I mean seriously we are fucked people, France and Canada didn't want us. That just shows you how fucked up that we have to be.

A portion of my ancestors took the same walk of shame to get to America. It could be worse, they could have stayed in one of those two places.:lol:


Kel, how did you survive England? Most of the English think cricket is better than hockey.

VatorMan
02-26-2010, 09:13 PM
In other news-Canadian women choked like dogs in curling.

Apoc
02-26-2010, 09:19 PM
In other news-Canadian women choked like dogs in curling.

Ya, I saw that. That Cheryl Bernard is pretty hot for a 44 year old!

Trip
02-26-2010, 09:21 PM
In other news-Canadian women choked like dogs in curling.

Did the crowd not help them? That's how Canada has done so well, none of those boring fucks ever been in a situation with a rowdy crowd that actually got into it.

CrazyKell
02-26-2010, 09:26 PM
Kel, how did you survive England? Most of the English think cricket is better than hockey.

I <3 REAL football so England was not a problem for me. ;)

Apoc
02-26-2010, 09:27 PM
Did the crowd not help them? That's how Canada has done so well, none of those boring fucks ever been in a situation with a rowdy crowd that actually got into it.

:lol: Sure...

Does montreal rioting when their team won the cup ring a bell?

Apoc
02-26-2010, 09:30 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2008/04/22/mtl-habs.html

Trip
02-26-2010, 09:30 PM
:lol: Sure...

Does montreal rioting when their team won the cup ring a bell?

I guess I didn't say that very clear. I was talking about the Curling players. They were all complaining about playing Canada because the crowd was yelling like it was a Saturday night in Death Valley and none of the players have ever been in a situation where the crowd was actually doing what a crowd does...

Apoc
02-26-2010, 09:32 PM
I guess I didn't say that very clear. I was talking about the Curling players. They were all complaining about playing Canada because the crowd was yelling like it was a Saturday night in Death Valley and none of the players have ever been in a situation where the crowd was actually doing what a crowd does...

Oh... Lol.

I could be mistaken, I dont think Canada was ever the favourite in womens. In mens they are, but I think at most, the womens were expected to go for bronze.

CrazyKell
02-26-2010, 09:35 PM
Is the Canadian curler on the far left pregnant or just fat? :scratch:

Apoc
02-26-2010, 09:41 PM
far left of what?

CrazyKell
02-26-2010, 09:44 PM
Sorry thought you were watching the medal ceremony.

Apoc
02-26-2010, 09:46 PM
Sorry thought you were watching the medal ceremony.

Theres hockey on!

CrazyKell
02-26-2010, 09:48 PM
Not when I first posted that silly!

Trip
02-26-2010, 09:53 PM
Is the Canadian curler on the far left pregnant or just fat? :scratch:

prego

I'm watching speed skating. The Koreans and Chinese better hope the sprinters don't find out about this sport. Out of all the cultures I thought that would be good at this, the tiny asians aren't ones I would of put at the top.

Apoc
02-26-2010, 09:54 PM
Ding!

Apoc
02-26-2010, 10:00 PM
2-0!

goof2
02-26-2010, 10:02 PM
Ya, I saw that. That Cheryl Bernard is pretty hot for a 44 year old!

True.

Apoc
02-26-2010, 10:52 PM
3-0!

Trip
02-26-2010, 11:08 PM
speed skating is a very irritating sport, something awesome happens and they disqualify the people that cause the awesome. Awesome should be rewarded, not discouraged.

The canadian that won the gold that kicked the south korean down was awesome. They were all like "he fell on his own" but that bearded canadian bastard took that dudes arm out. It was awesome.

Apoc
02-26-2010, 11:10 PM
A Canadian won gold in speed skating?

Why wasnt he out watching hockey?

Trip
02-26-2010, 11:11 PM
A Canadian won gold in speed skating?

Why wasnt he out watching hockey?

Don't know, another one won the bronze after Apollo punted his ass into the stands. Two canadians not watching hockey.

Apoc
02-26-2010, 11:11 PM
Oh, wow, we won gold and bronze in the 500!

Apoc
02-26-2010, 11:15 PM
Grats to them! Bet they are bummed they're missing the game though!

Trip
02-26-2010, 11:15 PM
Oh, wow, we won gold and bronze in the 500!

Yeah, apollo got a dq that was questionable. There was a bunch of questionable dq's. This sport is more subjective than figure skating.

Apoc
02-26-2010, 11:18 PM
Yeah, apollo got a dq that was questionable. There was a bunch of questionable dq's. This sport is more subjective than figure skating.

Oh man, you can get dq'd for almost everything in speed skating. But if you cross into the other racers lane except for lane change times, by even a cm, your dq'd.

You'd be suprised how many get dq'd in that sport.

goof2
02-26-2010, 11:19 PM
Canada just won gold in the 5000M relay with US winning bronze. Short track relays look confusing as fuck.

Apoc
02-26-2010, 11:20 PM
Woot!

10 gold!

Trip
02-26-2010, 11:24 PM
I don't know why, but it really irritates me that these little asian bastards are so good at speed skating. You would think one of those big sprinter dudes could own this sport easy. The little asian bastards wouldn't be able to get by or move one of those massive bastards. Of course they would dqed though because the asian bastards would bounce off them like ping pong balls.

goof2
02-26-2010, 11:27 PM
A low centre (in honor of the Canadians) of gravity is pretty important I guess, but that one Canadian seems pretty tall.

3-1

Apoc
02-26-2010, 11:32 PM
There actually some big, fast speedskaters, but I think they mostly do long track.

goof2
02-26-2010, 11:32 PM
3-2, wow.

Cory
02-26-2010, 11:33 PM
look out!

3-2 now

Apoc
02-26-2010, 11:33 PM
Ya, Slovaks are working hard.

Apoc
02-26-2010, 11:38 PM
Whoa... Wake the fuck up Canada.

Thank fuck for luongo!

Cory
02-26-2010, 11:41 PM
last 3 minutes .. just crazy!

goof2
02-26-2010, 11:42 PM
Pucker factor was high, but a win is a win. See you all on Sunday.

Apoc
02-26-2010, 11:42 PM
MOTHERFUCK! The Slovaks came to play hockey!

But a win is a win, bring on the US EH!

goof2
02-26-2010, 11:43 PM
MOTHERFUCK! The Slovaks came to play hockey!

But a win is a win, bring on the US EH!

That is what happens when the crowd starts chanding "We want the USA!" with 10 minutes left in a game.

Apoc
02-26-2010, 11:44 PM
And ill be rooting for slovakia in the bronze medal game! They showed they wanted it big time! Awesome game!

goof2
02-26-2010, 11:49 PM
Too bad Slovakia didn't show up till that point. If the crowd had started chanting midway through the second you all might have been in big trouble.:lol:

Apoc
02-27-2010, 12:04 AM
Too bad Slovakia didn't show up till that point. If the crowd had started chanting midway through the second you all might have been in big trouble.:lol:

Its the third time slovakia has come back like that in the final 10 minutes. They won twice.

goof2
02-27-2010, 12:47 AM
Its the third time slovakia has come back like that in the final 10 minutes. They won twice.

You sure about that? I see it in the Russia game. In the Norway game the worst off they were was tied. They weren't really even close in any other game. I consider rallying after 2 1/2 periods of being shut down and shut out different.

Apoc
02-27-2010, 12:49 AM
You sure about that? I see it in the Russia game. In the Norway game the worst off they were was tied. They weren't really even close in any other game. I consider rallying after 2 1/2 periods of being shut down and shut out different.

but in both those games, they did nothing most of the game, and fired it up for 6-7 minutes at the end.

goof2
02-27-2010, 12:56 AM
In the Norway game they went in to the 3rd tied 3-3. That is a bit more than nothing.

Apoc
02-27-2010, 09:46 AM
In the Norway game they went in to the 3rd tied 3-3. That is a bit more than nothing.

Ya, but did you see the game? They slept on the ice till the 3rd. Thats what they do. Conserve till the end, and explode. Sure, if you can score in the first and second your gonna. But they play tight defense in the neutral zone so they dont have to move much. Theres a lot of gas left at the end.

t-homo
02-27-2010, 12:44 PM
And ill be rooting for slovakia in the bronze medal game! They showed they wanted it big time! Awesome game!

Russia deserved it more, but that is a whole different argument.

Apoc
02-27-2010, 01:43 PM
Russia deserved it more, but that is a whole different argument.

Russia lost to slovakia, which led to their unfortunate demise by the Canadians. :lol: I'd say the Slovaks deserve the bronze more.

Trip
02-27-2010, 07:38 PM
Looks like USA has the most medals won by a country in a winter olympics now that they got one in Bobsled and assured one in Hockey.

Apoc
02-27-2010, 07:51 PM
Canada has broken its medal count and gold medal records too. Also most gold ever by a host nation.

Apoc
02-27-2010, 08:33 PM
And gold in mens curling!

karl_1052
03-01-2010, 12:34 PM
Lacrosse is as good as soccer.

Lacrosse is hockey, but for indians who can't afford skates.

Trip
03-01-2010, 12:43 PM
Lacrosse is hockey, but for indians who can't afford skates.

or hockey is soccer because canadians don't see enough of that green shit we call grass.

Hell you can compare a bunch of sports that are similar like that. Basketball would be another off the top of my head.

Also, Ice Hockey is a fairly new sport. It's most likely based off of field hockey which was played several hundred years prior to hockey by the Euros.

Indians been rocking Lacrosse before the Euros made their way over here and got bored as shit in all that ice and started playing ice hockey.

Rider
03-01-2010, 12:49 PM
or hockey is soccer because canadians don't see enough of that green shit we call grass.

Hell you can compare a bunch of sports that are similar like that. Basketball would be another off the top of my head.

Also, Ice Hockey is a fairly new sport. It's most likely based off of field hockey which was played several hundred years prior to hockey by the Euros.

Indians been rocking Lacrosse before the Euros made their way over here and got bored as shit in all that ice and started playing ice hockey.

Water Polo is another one.

Trip
03-01-2010, 12:54 PM
Water Polo is another one.

He could also be talking about box lacrosse, which is the ghey indoor version played on hockey rinks. I prefer field lacrosse. I don't watch box lacrosse.

t-homo
03-01-2010, 12:55 PM
One of my neighbors plays lacrosse for the school. I need to watch a game sometime.

Trip
03-01-2010, 12:58 PM
One of my neighbors plays lacrosse for the school. I need to watch a game sometime.

I lettered in high school in it. It was a fun game.