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askmrjesus
03-03-2010, 10:37 AM
I left some *****'s around here.

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azoomm
03-03-2010, 10:45 AM
**blink**

**blink**

I don't know what you're talking about

:kidseye:

Kaneman
03-03-2010, 10:49 AM
Holy shitballs.

Can we still talk about buttsex? I vow to start a buttsex conversation anytime I have a thought pertaining to religion.

Dave
03-03-2010, 10:55 AM
hrm so does this ban extend to pictures of icon jackets? Id hate to be squidly to conform to board rules :lol:

Amber Lamps
03-03-2010, 11:49 AM
I personally think that it's hilarious! I predict that if the name calling continues in the News Desk forum, you'll see that one go "Bye, Bye" as well. Some of you asked for IMHO, you ranted and raved for Trip to punish me for my blatant disregard of the forum rules but failed to realize that most of you weren't following them very closely yourselves.:lol: Especially some of the mods who routinely called names and used personal attacks in their posts. Well, you wanted a "kinder, gentler" forum... I'm more than prepared to conform...Heck, I don't even swear in my posts anymore.:whistle:

Avatard
03-03-2010, 12:01 PM
Wait, so now there's this like, super-top secret member's only section where we can't talk about shit anyway?

FUCKING AWESOME!

Particle Man
03-03-2010, 12:15 PM
what the?

tommymac
03-03-2010, 12:15 PM
what the?

dont ask :lol:

Rider
03-03-2010, 12:16 PM
Wait, so now there's this like, super-top secret member's only section where we can't talk about shit anyway?

FUCKING AWESOME!

It's not a secret and you can talk about anything you want there. Read the new announcement.

Particle Man
03-03-2010, 12:19 PM
It's not a secret and you can talk about anything you want there. Read the new announcement.

I tried to read the one in new posts but it says invalid thread specified :lol:

KSGregman
03-03-2010, 12:19 PM
It's late winter/early Spring and this is what we're left with on a motorcycle forum...squabbling like school kids over who can say what to whom.

Whatever.

No matter, this site was largely a circle jerk to start with.....The over the top moderation as of late has done nothing to improve it's charm. *shrug*

Rider
03-03-2010, 12:20 PM
I tried to read the one in new posts but it says invalid thread specified :lol:

http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=13540

Kaneman
03-03-2010, 12:21 PM
It's late winter/early Spring and this is what we're left with on a motorcycle forum...squabbling like school kids over who can say what to whom.

Whatever.

No matter, this site was largely a circle jerk to start with.....The over the top moderation as of late has done nothing to improve it's charm. *shrug*

You're so lucky we're not in the War Room right now. See you there, 4pm.

askmrjesus
03-03-2010, 12:21 PM
Nevermind.

Found them.

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smileyman
03-03-2010, 12:21 PM
Is it like fight club? We need a fight club. All this keyboard battling is kid stuff.

tommymac
03-03-2010, 12:21 PM
Nevermind.

Found them.

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Left em in your other jacket :lol:

Rider
03-03-2010, 12:23 PM
It's late winter/early Spring and this is what we're left with on a motorcycle forum...squabbling like school kids over who can say what to whom.

Whatever.

No matter, this site was largely a circle jerk to start with.....The over the top moderation as of late has done nothing to improve it's charm. *shrug*

Over the top moderation? Whatever dude, we moderate here less than any other board I've been on.

askmrjesus
03-03-2010, 12:23 PM
Is it like fight club?


If it was, could we fucking talk about it?

No, we could not.

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KSGregman
03-03-2010, 12:24 PM
Over the top moderation? Whatever dude, we moderate here less than any other board I've been on.

You keep acting like a good boy and maybe it can stay that way, eh? :lmao:

Kaneman
03-03-2010, 12:26 PM
Over the top moderation? Whatever dude, we moderate here less than any other board I've been on.

You moderate less than any other decent board. Some boards are just a cesspool of vulgarity and 13 year olds. Now that I have an outlet for my rage in the new War Room this forum just got like 100% better and it was already in the 90th percentile.

I'm bout to burn this motha down;.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAft_dMWxBg

Homeslice
03-03-2010, 12:32 PM
Over the top moderation? Whatever dude, we moderate here less than any other board I've been on.

Those of us who came over from CF are biased, as that place had less moderation even though it had at least 3-4 times as many members

Particle Man
03-03-2010, 12:33 PM
So it'll turn into a mini-Jo Mamma forum?

Rider
03-03-2010, 12:34 PM
So it'll turn into a mini-Jo Mamma forum?

Make it what you want. Just no porn or illegal shit.

askmrjesus
03-03-2010, 12:36 PM
Make it what you want. Just no porn or illegal shit.

Can we have curtains?

Curtains are nice.

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Rider
03-03-2010, 12:37 PM
Can we have curtains?

Curtains are nice.

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No meat curtains.

Trip
03-03-2010, 12:41 PM
So it'll turn into a mini-Jo Mamma forum?

pretty much, except now I don't have to get any pm's because you have to go out of your way to see that forum. So people who go out of their way to find it and then get butt hurt, deserve it.

neebelung
03-03-2010, 12:42 PM
No meat curtains.

:rofl: you beat me to it... :lol

Particle Man
03-03-2010, 12:47 PM
pretty much, except now I don't have to get any pm's because you have to go out of your way to see that forum. So people who go out of their way to find it and then get butt hurt, deserve it.

'cept now you'll get a bunch of PM's asking how to find it :lol:

Trip
03-03-2010, 12:53 PM
'cept now you'll get a bunch of PM's asking how to find it :lol:

yeah, people can't read posts very easy. I made a post in the guidelines, I will probably put one in the news desk too.

goof2
03-03-2010, 01:04 PM
I left some *****'s around here.

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Speaking of which, are you going to remove all your **********'s now that they aren't required?

askmrjesus
03-03-2010, 01:07 PM
Speaking of which, are you going to remove all your **********'s now that they aren't required?

In a word, no.

JC

Amber Lamps
03-03-2010, 01:24 PM
pretty much, except now I don't have to get any pm's because you have to go out of your way to see that forum. So people who go out of their way to find it and then get butt hurt, deserve it.

Man, seriously, Nick. I don't know why you bother. These guys aren't going to be satisfied no matter what you do. Hello, Nick does all of this out of his own pocket, on his own time to try and make everyone happy....

Amber Lamps
03-03-2010, 01:25 PM
It's late winter/early Spring and this is what we're left with on a motorcycle forum...squabbling like school kids over who can say what to whom.

Whatever.

No matter, this site was largely a circle jerk to start with.....The over the top moderation as of late has done nothing to improve it's charm. *shrug*

Yea we're really gonna miss your 448 posts in 2 years there, bro...

marko138
03-03-2010, 02:02 PM
Yea we're really gonna miss your 448 posts in 2 years there, bro...
:lmao:

KSGregman
03-03-2010, 02:39 PM
Yea we're really gonna miss your 448 posts in 2 years there, bro...


You know, you're right....I've got some spare time until Spring. I'll create a new username....I don't know, maybe Tigger2....log in all day every day and be a douche bag to every one in every thread...turn every conversation in every thread into a conversation about ME...I'll be an interwebs super star!!!

Hell, I could get to 10,000 posts in no time and be a cool kid just like you! :lmao:

On second thought...that kind of attention whoring (even negative attention has gotta be better than no attention at all...right?) isn't my thing. :lmao:

the chi
03-03-2010, 02:48 PM
KSG, if you are so unhappy here, why are you here then?

Not all of us that spend time here are douchetastic but you pretty much insulted the whole board. If you dont like it, take your ball and go elsewhere.

Or go play in the new war room.

:dthumb:

Trip
03-03-2010, 02:50 PM
KSG, if you are so unhappy here, why are you here then?

Not all of us that spend time here are douchetastic but you pretty much insulted the whole board. If you dont like it, take your ball and go elsewhere.

Or go play in the new war room.

:dthumb:

Don't let her talk to you like that KSG.

the chi
03-03-2010, 02:53 PM
Don't let her talk to you like that KSG.

Dont get me started on you O Glorious Leader... :skep:

Mr Lefty
03-03-2010, 02:54 PM
Oh shit... Mom told you to shut the fuck up and color!

tommymac
03-03-2010, 02:56 PM
Dont get me started on you O Glorious Leader... :skep:

now yo uwent and did it trip, youre gonna have 3 feet of pure fury unleashed on you:lol: :scared:

the chi
03-03-2010, 02:57 PM
OK, this is one of those moments I cant even pretend to be serious, you guys crack me up. I needed it, thanks.

Rider
03-03-2010, 02:58 PM
now yo uwent and did it trip, youre gonna have 3 feet of pure fury unleashed on you:lol: :scared:

:rofl:

Mr Lefty
03-03-2010, 03:00 PM
OK, this is one of those moments I cant even pretend to be serious, you guys crack me up. I needed it, thanks.

isn't that like all the time? don't think I've ever seen you serious. cept when Trip and I are insulting your families cookies...

Trip
03-03-2010, 03:01 PM
Dont get me started on you O Glorious Leader... :skep:

Go make us some cookies. ELFudges.

tommymac
03-03-2010, 03:03 PM
Go make us some cookies. ELFudges.

I iwll continue to be your enforcer and all but youre on your own for this one :lol:

Mr Lefty
03-03-2010, 03:04 PM
Go make us some cookies. ELFudges.

Mummm... Cookies... in the Shape of little elves... with fudge... can't get better than that! always fun to bite off their heads first...

tommymac
03-03-2010, 03:05 PM
Mummm... Cookies... in the Shape of little elves... with fudge... can't get better than that! always fun to bite off their heads first...

You guys ever have snickerdoodles? my mom made em when i was a pup and my sister made some for me yesterday. They never made it home I ate them all in the car on the way home :lol:

Trip
03-03-2010, 03:05 PM
Mummm... Cookies... in the Shape of little elves... with fudge... can't get better than that! always fun to bite off their heads first...

Oh, let's get her to make Rae Shaped cookies instead of that stupid bastard Ernie.

KSGregman
03-03-2010, 03:06 PM
KSG, if you are so unhappy here, why are you here then?

Not all of us that spend time here are douchetastic but you pretty much insulted the whole board. If you dont like it, take your ball and go elsewhere.

Or go play in the new war room.

:dthumb:

As has already been pointed out, I have 400'ish posts in two years. The ball and I are seldom here to begin with. :lmao:

Mr Lefty
03-03-2010, 03:07 PM
Oh, let's get her to make Rae Shaped cookies instead of that stupid bastard Ernie.

so they'll be smaller? and I dunno if I could look at the cookies with out wanting to bit the.... too far chi?

the chi
03-03-2010, 03:08 PM
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z154/geezba/PicardInsult.jpg

I actually found the perfect one for this.

Tommy, minions do as their bid, go make the cookies.

Mr Lefty
03-03-2010, 03:08 PM
As has already been pointed out, I have 400'ish posts in two years. The ball and I are seldom here to begin with. :lmao:

cool... lets move the fuck on

Trip
03-03-2010, 03:08 PM
so they'll be smaller? and I dunno if I could look at the cookies with out wanting to bit the.... too far chi?

Nah, Ernie is as tall as Rae. So they would be the same.

the chi
03-03-2010, 03:09 PM
As has already been pointed out, I have 400'ish posts in two years. The ball and I are seldom here to begin with. :lmao:

Oh dear, what happened? Freak accident?

Mr Lefty
03-03-2010, 03:09 PM
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z154/geezba/PicardInsult.jpg


:lol: when I actually picture you saying this... all I can say is... AWW THANKS :hug:


meant real hug...I swear

tommymac
03-03-2010, 03:10 PM
Nah, Ernie is as tall as Rae. So they would be the same.

Rae is tall?:lol

Mr Lefty
03-03-2010, 03:11 PM
Oh dear, what happened? Freak accident?

back to the cookies... enough ball talk... singular or plural

Rae is tall?:lol
in a word... no

the chi
03-03-2010, 03:13 PM
I did miss you...:lol: Gonna get me in trouble for laughing too hard at work. Assholes.

Trip
03-03-2010, 03:14 PM
I did miss you...:lol: Gonna get me in trouble for laughing too hard at work. Assholes.

Well stop laughing and finish making us our damn cookies. I am going to write a complaint letter to Ernie.

Mr Lefty
03-03-2010, 03:18 PM
yeah... don't want the fuck'n tree burning down cause you're laughing!

tommymac
03-03-2010, 03:18 PM
Wheres the damn snickerdoodles :lol:

Dave
03-03-2010, 03:21 PM
Wheres the damn snickerdoodles :lol:

i think im gonna conn tl into making me some now :drool:

Amber Lamps
03-03-2010, 03:31 PM
yeah... don't want the fuck'n tree burning down cause you're laughing!

What kind of internet do they get in trees? Cable, DSL, satellite? Hmmmmm...

Amber Lamps
03-03-2010, 03:33 PM
As has already been pointed out, I have 400'ish posts in two years. The ball and I are seldom here to begin with. :lmao:

Yep just long enough to complain about how the site is being run...great.

the chi
03-03-2010, 03:35 PM
Only the best for me and my team.

Trip
03-03-2010, 03:38 PM
Only the best for me and my team.

So a 14.4 modem

Amber Lamps
03-03-2010, 04:29 PM
So a 14.4 modem

I think my WebTv was 14.4...click a link, go make a sandwich, come back and read.

ericr
03-03-2010, 08:37 PM
Rae is tall?:lol

Only when she's lyin on her back



:scared:

Particle Man
03-04-2010, 08:54 AM
oh man - I remember 14.4 - remember when 28.8 came out and everyone was like "ohhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh" :lol:

Trip
03-04-2010, 09:04 AM
I remember when 14.4 came out and we all had 9600s lol.

nothing compared to when 56k came out. That shit was fast. Lol

the chi
03-04-2010, 09:11 AM
Didnt they stop making all those back in the 90's? :lol:

My parents are sadly, still on dial up. I cant convince them to move on, even when they get all excited seeing how fast all my stuff at home is.

Amber Lamps
03-04-2010, 09:18 AM
Didnt they stop making all those back in the 90's? :lol:

My parents are sadly, still on dial up. I cant convince them to move on, even when they get all excited seeing how fast all my stuff at home is.

Have a baby and see how fast they upgrade to be able to get daily high res pics and video of their grandchild!:wink:

the chi
03-04-2010, 09:52 AM
Have a baby and see how fast they upgrade to be able to get daily high res pics and video of their grandchild!:wink:

Bite your tongue!! Ick. No babies for me, not for awhile anyway. That wouldnt occur to them anyway. My mom justr learned how to attach something from the scanner I bought her for Christmas, after I spent an hour on the phone walking her through it. Over and over and over... Its strange how the smartest people just cant handle some things.

Dave
03-04-2010, 09:53 AM
like sarcasm :lol: