You might be a ____ if ___?

[dReWpY]

Everyone has heard the "you might a redneck jokes...", so lets hear some of your "you might be jokes"...


You might be a guy if you have ever cut your finger nails with tin snips

You might be a guy if you flick the bug into the chili cause of the added protein.

You might be a squid if your going to take care chicken strips means a run to pop eyes.

You might be a pwhore if you : lol: on aim

these are kinda weak, but they make me laugh so stfu and post some good ones:pwhore:

[Rider]

You might be bored if you've ever created a "you might be...." thread.

[Rider]

You might be addicted to riding if you've ever sat around waiting to ride in your riding boots.

[Mrs. Colleen]

Someone said this to my husband once...
You may be a gear head if you have a $50k car in your garage but your 40 year old microwave does not work properly. :lol:

[t-homo]

Someone said this to my husband once...
You may be a gear head if you have a $50k car in your garage but your 40 year old microwave does not work properly. :lol:

you have to sacrifice somewhere.

[Mr Lefty]

:lol: I get caught using : lol: all the damn time... but guess me being a :pwhore: doesn't suprise anyone... :idk:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

i'll go the lol lmao wtf gtfo omfg ftw ftl route now and again... but im steer clear of the smileys, they're fucking addicting.

[t-homo]

You might be a fag if you have a drewpy cock.

HA! didn't see that one comin did ya?

[Mrs. Colleen]

you have to sacrifice somewhere.
We have priorities. :yes:

HA! didn't see that one comin did ya?

:rofl: The only reason I laugh it because I have been drinking........

[t-homo]

We have priorities. :yes:


:rofl: The only reason I laugh it because I have been drinking........

As long as it made you laugh...

[TATER]

You might be a WHORE if you were ever TATER'S ex wife.

You might be a TRUE BIKER if you ever asked a chick to pose with gear..........


http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o219/tatersaladphotos/00000000000000000000000000000000.jpg

[t-homo]

That is fuckin sweet.

[WARputer]

Great pic Tater ....now where's the rest of 'em ? :whistle:

[DIMford]

You might be a track addict if you get cranky when you don't ride for a month.

[Mr Lefty]

you might be having motorcycle withdrawls when all your dreams involve riding... even the wet ones...:whistle:

[Lamnidae]

Great pic Tater ....now where's the rest of 'em ? :whistle:

:whistle:

Motel room funtime lovin' FTW!