Botched butt jobs

[tommymac]

This made me lol for some reason :lol: if they use regular caulking I can do that shit in my garage :lol:

http://www.1010wins.com/NJ-Officials--Botched-Butt-Jobs-Send-6-to-Hospital/6521187

[Avatard]

You can laugh, but they all make a really good seal when they sit on the toilet now.

[EpyonXero]

Butt implants should be outlawed.

[sherri_chickie]

Why would anyone want a bigger butt?

[Dave]

ask coco

[Rider]

Why would anyone want a bigger butt?

White girls with plate asses.

[Apoc]

Why would anyone want a bigger butt?

I can think of more than one girl in need of it...

Others that need a reduction.

It doesnt have to be big, we dont want that. Just nice and round.

[Homeslice]

Yes let's implant something that you'll probably feel every time you sit down. That's gotta be comfortable.

[MILK]

Yes let's implant something that you'll probably feel every time you sit down. That's gotta be comfortable.

This part of the story kinda stands out...

"apparently underwent cosmetic procedures from unlicensed providers."

YIKES!! "So you want a butt implant? I can probably do that, come over next weekend with a bottle of whiskey and some silicone!!" :lol:

[Apoc]

This part of the story kinda stands out...

"apparently underwent cosmetic procedures from unlicensed providers."

YIKES!! "So you want a butt implant? I can probably do that, come over next weekend with a bottle of whiskey and some silicone!!" :lol:

Ill have to inspect the current goods up close, before I commit to something as serious as surgery, drunk...

[Homeslice]

Well some of those people are too stupid to check whether they have a license.

I will say this though, I bet some of these women develop nice quads from hovering over their chair all day to avoid pressure on their implants. :lol:

[derf]

Seriously? people would stick a caulk gun full of silicone in their ass to make it bigger? Thats the only image thats stuck in my mind from reading this.

[fnfalman]

Baby got back!

[goof2]

Stupid ladies who had surgery: "Honey, you'll never guess what I did today! I got a whole bunch of caulk in my ass!"

[Tsunami]

I wondered how much they were charged for chaulk butt implants?

[Apoc]

I wondered how much they were charged for chaulk butt implants?

We'll talk. I like you, so we'll cut a deal.

[Tsunami]

We'll talk. I like you, so we'll cut a deal.

The artic circle is a bit too far for me to travel for some basement surgery.

[tommymac]

The artic circle is a bit too far for me to travel for some basement surgery.

But long islands not :)

[Tsunami]

But long islands not :)

Thats true, butt implants and free scripts from Tommy FTW!

Seriously why don't flat assed people just go do some squats and lunges?

[EpyonXero]

Thats true, butt implants and free scripts from Tommy FTW!

Seriously why don't flat assed people just go do some squats and lunges?

I dont think that works.

[Papa_Complex]

Just results in flat HARD butts.

[EpyonXero]

Just results in flat HARD butts.

I went out with a girl who ran marathons, she had really nice toned legs but her ass was disappointingly flat.

[Rider]

I went out with a girl who ran marathons, she had really nice toned legs but her ass was dissapointingly flat.

Stair stepper FTW.

[Papa_Complex]

I went out with a girl who ran marathons, she had really nice toned legs but her ass was disappointingly flat.

Years ago I knew a girl who looked like a young Diana Ross, but ran on the same local track team as Ben Johnson (for those who remember the name). She had curves, but was solid as a rock.

[Tsunami]

I dont think that works.

It works for me! Granted I don't have ghetto booty or anything but if I don't work out, I will be skin and bones.


And no I am not posting pics, you guys just have to take my word for it.

[tommymac]

It works for me! Granted I don't have ghetto booty or anything but if I don't work out, I will be skin and bones.


And no I am not posting pics, you guys just have to take my word for it.

theres gotta be a few pics of ya on my old puter at home :lol:

[MILK]

Stair stepper FTW.

Yea no kidding. You have to cross train!! :lol:

[Papa_Complex]

theres gotta be a few pics of ya on my old puter at home :lol:

I'm willing to bet that there are more than a few now in the possession of Verticalscope.

[tommymac]

I'm willing to bet that there are more than a few now in the possession of Verticalscope.

thats a bet you would surely win :td: to VS

[Tsunami]

thats ok VS can have my 5 pictures :lol: I never really posted much, I'm too lazy.

[HokieDNA01]

shit those girls could have some of my big white booty. Well actually that has since shrunk but hopefully won't go completely away. Its my defining feature lol.

[tommymac]

shit those girls could have some of my big white booty. Well actually that has since shrunk but hopefully won't go completely away. Its my defining feature lol.

That means I iwll have ot bite it attthe rally to be sure :lol:

[Homeslice]

Just results in flat HARD butts.

I'm gonna disagree, resistance training (or hardcore sports like sprinting or speed-skating) can increase a butt's size.

Now, if all she does is run or use treadmills, she'll remain flat or get even flatter.

[Avatard]

Know what tightens up and shapes a woman's ass? Fucking.

Reverse cowgirl uses all the right muscle groups.

Got that ladies? Get to it.

[tommymac]

Actualy got an e-mail from the NYC DOH on these cases and to be on the look out for them. Not sure i would be so nice or compassionate if one rolled into my ER.

Sorry mam but that caulk will make your ass fall off :lol:

heres the e-mail:

Dear HAN Subscriber:

We have just released a DOHMH Alert concerning infections following cosmetic injections. It is available on the HAN home page, is appended to this email, and is also attached as a pdf file. To read the attachment, you will need the Adobe reader. If you do not have that software, it can be downloaded at no cost at http://www.adobe.com/products/acrobat/readstep2.html.


To log into the HAN, for this alert and many related documents, go to www.nyc.gov/health/nycmed. If you have any questions or problems with accessing or using the HAN website, call 1-888-NYCMED9 or write to nycmed@health.nyc.gov.

2010 Alert # 3: Cluster of infections following cosmetic injections

• New Jersey (NJ) health officials are investigating a cluster of serious infections among NJ residents who received cosmetic injections for buttock augmentation, possibly administered by unlicensed providers
• Epidemiologic investigations are in progress, but one ill NJ patient reported receiving injections in New York City (NYC)
• Nocardia spp. have been isolated from the cultures of three patients
• The Department of Health and Mental Health (DOHMH) is requesting providers to obtain a history on cosmetic injections/procedures for patients presenting with cellulitis, soft tissue infection or abscess of the buttocks
• Consider atypical organisms in the differential when managing patients with infections following cosmetic procedures
• Report cases promptly to the DOHMH’s Bureau of Communicable Disease
• Submit positive isolates from infections secondary to cosmetic injections to the Public Health Laboratory

Please Distribute to All Clinical Staff in Primary Care, Internal Medicine, Emergency Medicine, Infectious Diseases, Dermatology, General and Plastic Surgery, Laboratory Medicine (including Mycobacteriology Laboratory staff) and Infection Control Staff

March 10, 2010

Dear Colleagues,

The New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene (DOHMH) has been notified of six cases of cellulitis/subcutaneous abscesses in New Jersey residents who received injections of unknown substances into the buttocks for cosmetic purposes. There have been no cases reported among New York City residents, but one patient from New Jersey reported receiving her injections in a private residence in New York City.

All of the cases occurred in young women who received the cosmetic injections between November 2009 and February 2010. The six patients presented with buttock cellulitis and abscesses requiring incision and drainage approximately two to four weeks following their injections; all were hospitalized. No deaths have been reported, but some patients have required long-term outpatient antibiotic therapy.

The New Jersey Department of Health and Senior Services and local health officials in New Jersey are actively investigating the ca ses, and preliminary information suggests the injections may have been performed by unlicensed individuals. Nocardia spp. has been identified in cultures obtained from abscesses from three of the six New Jersey cases; cultures are pending still for the other cases.

Previous incidents of infections associated with cosmetic procedures performed by unlicensed providers have occurred in New York City, though with different organisms. The NYC DOHMH investigated a cluster of cutaneous Mycobacterium abscessus infections in 2002 and a case of cutaneous Mycobacterium fortuitum infection in 2005.

Nocardia include a number of species normally found in soil, organic matter, and water. Although health care providers evaluating individuals with infections following cosmetic injections should consider typical organisms such as Streptococcus and Staphylococcus, atypical organisms such as Nocardia spp. and Mycobacterium spp. also should be included in the differential. The se atypical organisms can present with more indolent skin lesions and may not respond to usual empiric antimicrobial regimens. Strong consideration should be given to consultation with an infectious diseases specialist when managing patients infected with Nocardia spp. and other atypical organisms.

Providers should obtain a history on injections/procedures for cosmetic or other purposes from any patient presenting with buttock cellulitis, soft tissue infection or cutaneous abscess. In addition, providers should consider incision and drainage for any buttock abscess, and send wound specimens to a laboratory for Gram stain and culture.

To identify additional cases of infections secondary to cosmetic injections, we request that health care providers, including laboratorians:

1. Review clinical and laboratory records and report any cases of buttock abscesses from which Nocardia spp. were isolated since November 1, 2009;
2. Report any new cases of bu ttock cellulitis, soft tissue infection, or cutaneous abscess following cosmetic injections;
3. In the absence of a history of cosmetic injections, report any new case of buttock abscess from which Nocardia spp. or atypical Mycobacterium are isolated.
4. Coordinate with your Microbiology laboratory to forward any Nocardia and Mycobacterium spp. isolated from buttock abscesses to the New York City Public Health Laboratory (see detailed information below).

Please report all cases to the Bureau of Communicable Disease:
During business hours: 212-788-9830
After hours, call the Poison Control Center: 212-764-7667 or 1-800-222-1222

For laboratorians:
The following media will support the growth of Nocardia spp.: blood agar, chocolate agar, brain heart infusion agar, Sabouraud dextrose agar and Lowenstein-Jensen media (LJ). Buffered charcoal yeast extract medium (BCYE) is also very useful for the recovery of Nocardia spp. When sending isola tes to the Public Health Laboratory (PHL) for identification, Nocardia spp should be sent on either blood or chocolate agar using the NYC PHL General Bacteriology requisition form, available at: http://www.nyc.gov/html/doh/downloads/pdf/labs/lab-forms-gen-micro-fillable.pdf

For atypical mycobacteria, the use of liquid and at least one solid media for the isolation of Mycobacteria is recommended (e.g., LJ &/or 7H10 media plus 7H9 broth). Atypical mycobacteria isolates should be sent either on LJ or 7H10 media. Isolates will be accepted in 7H9 broths (or equivalent) if growth on solid media is not readily available. These isolates should be submitted together with the NYC PHL Mycobacteriology requisition form: http://www.nyc.gov/html/doh/downloads/pdf/labs/lab-forms-tb_f.pdf

As always, we appreciate our ongoing partnership with the New York City medical and laboratory community in helping us identify and investigate unusual disease manifestations and clusters.

Sincerely,

Ellen Lee, MD
Medical Director, General Surveillance Unit
Bureau of Communicable Disease

Don Weiss, MD, MPH
Director of Surveillance
Bureau of Communicable Disease