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MissHell
03-15-2010, 06:45 PM
Woman's Goal: To Be World's Fattest
New Jersey mom runs pay site where men watch her eat
By Nick McMaster

(Newser) – Guinness already recognizes Donna Simpson as the fattest mother, but she's shooting even higher: The New Jersey mom is looking to become the world's fattest woman. Though she's already 600 pounds and needs a mobility scooter to get around, the 42-year-old's target weight is 1,000 pounds. Simpson says she is healthy, and is encouraged by her husband and fans of her website, where men pay to watch her eat fast food on a webcam.

"They send me gifts through the post," she says of her fans, "like protein shakes to help me put on weight faster." Pay-per-view income helps with a grocery bill that runs about $750 a week. "I love eating and people love watching me eat," she tells the Daily Mail. "It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone." Her husband, whom she met through her website, would "like it if I was bigger," Simpson says. "He's a real belly man, and completely supports me."

http://www.newser.com/story/83324/womans-goal-to-be-worlds-fattest.html

pauldun170
03-15-2010, 06:45 PM
Well ya gotta have goals...

Apoc
03-15-2010, 06:47 PM
Disgusting...

Captain Morgan
03-15-2010, 07:40 PM
WTF is wrong with people? And the bitch says she's "healthy"? [red foreman]Dumbass![/red foreman]

goof2
03-15-2010, 07:58 PM
"He's a real belly man, and completely supports me."

I can only guess she means this figuratively.:lol:

How does someone who "needs a mobility scooter to get around" manage to delude themselves in to thinking they are "healthy"?

racedoll
03-15-2010, 08:53 PM
Un-freaking believable!!!

MissHell
03-15-2010, 09:14 PM
I know... I know! My reaction was W-T-F?

Cass
03-15-2010, 09:21 PM
Disgusting...

This. Do you think the same folks that are donating to her eating fund are going to be so keen on it when they realize how much of their taxes are going to her healthcare fund?

the chi
03-15-2010, 09:40 PM
That completely grosses me out.

KSGregman
03-15-2010, 09:46 PM
Wow....

A fat bitch stuffing her face with the goal of reaching 1,000 pounds is just crazy.

But dudes paying to WATCH a fat bitch stuff her face while trying to reach 1,000 pounds? That is just sick and wrong. :wtfru:

azoomm
03-15-2010, 10:37 PM
I can only guess she means this figuratively.:lol:

Um, how else do you think he hits a home run?

Icky icky icky

Homeslice
03-15-2010, 11:30 PM
I wonder how she explains her "goal" to her daughter

Porkchop
03-16-2010, 12:35 AM
Thats just disgusting. What is wrong with people.

Cass
03-16-2010, 12:52 AM
I wonder how she explains her "goal" to her daughter

Starting a family tradition?

Apoc
03-16-2010, 06:05 AM
I wonder how she explains her "goal" to her daughter

She'll probably eat her accidently.

Rider
03-16-2010, 08:36 AM
Fucking slob. :td:

CrazyKell
03-16-2010, 09:37 AM
Every day my faith in humanity dies a little more. Today, it took a big hit.

karl_1052
03-16-2010, 10:20 AM
Her husband, whom she met through her website, would "like it if I was bigger," Simpson says.

Yikes!

I bet the dude is like 5'9" and 115lbs.

:skep:

Dave
03-16-2010, 10:29 AM
Wow....

A fat bitch stuffing her face with the goal of reaching 1,000 pounds is just crazy.

But dudes paying to WATCH a fat bitch stuff her face while trying to reach 1,000 pounds? That is just sick and wrong. :wtfru:

probably the same guys who'd pay to watch obese women crushing bugs with their feet.

AquaPython
03-16-2010, 11:00 AM
death by chocolate (muscle milk).

she will be dead before she makes her "goal" of 1/2 ton.

pauldun170
03-16-2010, 11:32 AM
probably the same guys who'd pay to watch obese women crushing bugs with their feet.

:lol:

Dave
03-16-2010, 12:54 PM
:lol:

thats whats fun about fetishes, theres always someone out there who makes you feel ''normal'' :lol:

Kaneman
03-16-2010, 01:00 PM
Every day my faith in humanity dies a little more. Today, it took a big hit.

Just wait, I bet this nasty bitch gets her own TV show too.

Homeslice
03-16-2010, 01:04 PM
Yikes!

I bet the dude is like 5'9" and 115lbs.

:skep:

Not far off..... this article says he's 150

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1257850/Super-sized-mother-determined-worlds-fattest-woman-years.html

Trip
03-16-2010, 01:09 PM
SeXxay

racedoll
03-16-2010, 10:14 PM
probably the same guys who'd pay to watch obese women crushing bugs with their feet.

I thought you were going to say "women crushing watermelons with their thighs".

BobTheBiker
03-16-2010, 10:38 PM
wow. I know we've got a lot of lardasses in our nation. I just hope someone slips a little cyanide into something they send this fat fuck. there needs to be a law, you must not be over 400 pounds or you die from a bullet.

http://n1.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/672000/168458_dr_phil_1.jpg

Papa_Complex
03-17-2010, 07:48 AM
Just wait, I bet this nasty bitch gets her own TV show too.

Only once she reaches her goal and starts to publicly cry about how she's "dying" and "needs help", so that the attention and money train keeps running.

Dave
03-17-2010, 09:49 AM
how about a lottery where the winner gets to saw her limbs off when she gets the diabeetus

KSGregman
03-17-2010, 10:42 AM
A friend of mine who is a doctor told me of a morbidly obese woman he treated for blood poisoning once....she came in at nearly 550 pounds and mostly dead...they admitted her...began treating her blood infection....and found the source of the infection....she had dropped a little smokie between her lard engorged tits....where it disappeared into one of her fat rolls and rotted causing a big sore which became infected.

This fucking hippo nearly died because she lost a little smokie in one of her fat rolls...lost it and it REMAINED lost until discovered by nurses attempting to clean her in the hospital.

WTF is wrong with people?!

Cass
03-17-2010, 10:47 AM
Excuse me while I go throw up my breakfast

101lifts2
03-17-2010, 10:40 PM
I'd hit it. Twice.

Rangerscott
03-17-2010, 10:58 PM
http://www.redstaplerchronicles.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/mickey%20from%20rocky.jpg


"You can do it you fat bitch!"

derf
03-17-2010, 11:43 PM
I ran into some photos...

http://thechive.com/2010/03/17/this-chick-has-decided-she-wants-to-be-the-worlds-fattest-woman-5-photos/

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/worlds-fattest-4.jpg?w=499&h=586

pauldun170
03-18-2010, 12:04 AM
Damn

It had to be brotha.

pauldun170
03-18-2010, 12:09 AM
Note st = Stone
1 stone = 14 pounds

Extreme health risks

The couple, who plan to marry next year, say that Donna’s size makes their sex life even better. “Philippe goes on top so he can play with my fat belly,” says Donna. Regular gym-goer Philippe, who is 13st and 6ft 4, also gets aroused by helping Donna, who is a bra size 56E, wash her rolls of fat in the shower.

Although doctors had said her 38st frame would make it almost impossible to conceive, Donna fell pregnant within three months of dating Phillipe. But she developed diabetes and high-blood pressure during pregnancy and needed a team of 19 doctors and nurses to get through the high-risk Caesarean birth.

When baby Jacqueline was born weighing 8lbs 14oz in February 2007, Donna became the world’s fattest woman to give birth – the previous largest had weighed 34st. But she admits she struggles to care for her daughter, as she can barely walk 20ft without needing to sit down. “It’s difficult keeping up with Jacqueline, but we’re very closely bonded,” says Donna. “Fortunately, anything I can’t do with her, her dad can, so I don’t feel guilty.”

It was six months after giving birth that Donna resolved to become one of the world’s heaviest women by weighing 1,000lbs. “I decided that if I was healthy enough to have a baby, then my body could cope with an extra 34st,” says Donna. “It will be a great achievement – not many other people have reached that weight.”

And despite initial worries for Donna’s health, Philippe supports his fiancée. He says: “Gaining weight makes
Donna happy and seeing her happy makes me happy.”
"My food costs £400 a week"

Kaneman
03-18-2010, 10:22 AM
A team of 19 medical personnel just to deliver a baby... Who paid for that?

goof2
03-18-2010, 10:29 AM
But she developed diabetes and high-blood pressure during pregnancy and needed a team of 19 doctors and nurses to get through the high-risk Caesarean birth

How many of them had shovels and pick axes to dig the baby out?

But she admits she struggles to care for her daughter, as she can barely walk 20ft without needing to sit down

I decided that if I was healthy enough to have a baby...

She isn't. Medical science was advanced (and lucky) enough to keep the fetus alive until it could be removed from the toxic environment otherwise known as her body.

It will be a great achievement...

She is going from a barely able to walk morbidly obese person to a person completely unable to function by sitting on her ass and eating. I fail to see the achievement.:skep:

goof2
03-18-2010, 10:30 AM
A team of 19 medical personnel just to deliver a baby... Who paid for that?

I believe they are in England so it would have been "free".:lol:

Apoc
03-18-2010, 02:56 PM
Yikes!

I bet the dude is like 5'9" and 115lbs.

:skep:

I used to think it was wierd, but then I realized, it must be in skinny mens genetic code.

I mean, two people that big trying to fuck? I think it would be impossible.

Homeslice
03-18-2010, 08:50 PM
Damn

It had to be brotha.

Well they do like em big.

pauldun170
03-18-2010, 09:13 PM
Well they do like em big.

...

racedoll
03-20-2010, 06:15 PM
Saddest part is that she looks like she could be a pretty girl if she were "normal" sized.

Rangerscott
03-20-2010, 06:23 PM
http://ohflux.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/boomervalentine.jpg

karl_1052
03-22-2010, 02:26 PM
Saddest part is that she looks like she could be a pretty girl if she were "normal" sized.

If you were a guy and said that, you would get razzed 4ever.:lol: