Passover

[derf]

Happy passover from your friendly neighborhood token jew

[Cruzergirl]

Happy passover from your friendly neighborhood token jew

Not SO token. But, back at ya! :)

[Rider]

I'm creeping death!

Slaves
Hebrews born to serve, to the pharaoh
Heed
To his every word, live in fear
Faith
Of the unknown one, the deliverer
Wait
Something must be done, four hundred years

So let it be written
So let it be done
I'm sent here by the chosen one
So let it be written
So let it be done
To kill the first born pharaoh's son
I'm creeping death

Now
Let my people go, land of Goshen
Go
I will be with thee, bush of fire
Blood
Running red and strong down the Nile
Plague
Darkness three days long, hail to fire

So let it be written
So let it be done
I'm sent here by the chosen one
So let it be written
So let it be done
To kill the first born pharaoh's son
I'm creeping death

Die by my hand
I creep across the land
Killing first-born man
Die by my hand
I creep across the land
Killing first-born man

I
Rule the midnight air, the destroyer
Born
I shall soon be there, deadly mass
I
Creep the steps and floor, final darkness
Blood
Lamb blood painted door, I shall pass

So let it be written
So let it be done
I'm sent here by the chosen one
So let it be written
So let it be done
To kill the first born pharaoh's son
I'm creeping death

[CrazyKell]

I don't even know what Passover is. :idk:

[Rider]

I don't even know what Passover is. :idk:

Read the above lyrics.

[Trip]

Read the above lyrics.

screw that, watch Ten Commandments with Charlton Heston. No ghey metal song is needed.

[CrazyKell]

screw that, watch Ten Commandments with Charlton Heston. No ghey metal song is needed.


Could someone give me the cliff notes (in English - not heavy metal lyrics).

I'm surprisingly clueless about Jesus and all that jazz....despite being raised as church going.

[Rider]

screw that, watch Ten Commandments with Charlton Heston. No ghey metal song is needed.

5 minutes versus 5 hours od a snoozathon? I'll take the song any day.

[Trip]

It's when the Pharoah commanded every first born slave be killed, but Moses and God had other plans. They sent death to kill all the egyptian first borns. Passover is when the Jews put lambs blood on their doors and did a ceremony only eating certain foods so death wouldn't come kill theirs.

[Rider]

Could someone give me the cliff notes (in English - not heavy metal lyrics).

I'm surprisingly clueless about Jesus and all that jazz....despite being raised as church going.

From Wiki
In the narrative of the Exodus, the Bible tells that God inflicted ten plagues upon the Egyptians before Pharaoh would release his Hebrew slaves, with the tenth plague being the killing of all of the firstborn, from the Pharaoh's son to the firstborn of the dungeon captive, to the firstborn of cattle. The Hebrews were instructed to mark the doorposts of their homes with the blood of a spring lamb and, upon seeing this, the spirit of the Lord passed over these homes, hence the term "passover".[2] When Pharaoh freed the Hebrews, it is said that they left in such a hurry that they could not wait for bread to rise. In commemoration, for the duration of Passover, no leavened bread is eaten, for which reason it is called "The Festival of the Unleavened Bread".[3] Matza (flat unleavened bread) is the primary symbol of the holiday.

[CrazyKell]

Thanks. Weird.

[Trip]

5 minutes versus 5 hours od a snoozathon? I'll take the song any day.

the song is ghey and the movie is classic.

[Cruzergirl]

Thanks. Weird.


Who ever said religion made sense? :lol:

[Rider]

the song is ghey and the movie is classic.

Opinions....

[Trip]

Opinions....

ones backed up with academy awards

[derf]

They tried to kill us, we fougt and won now lets eat

[tommymac]

5 minutes versus 5 hours od a snoozathon? I'll take the song any day.

I will take metallica any day over the movie :rockwoot:

i will prolly get a talkin to at work tomorrow. Sun night our techs had a bunch of palm and were making crosses so I asked them if they could make me a pentagram. One thought it was funny and only something I would say. the other is some sort of theologian and doesnt care for me much because I call he rout for being lazy, she was kinda miffed by it.

[Cruzergirl]

I will take metallica any day over the movie :rockwoot:

i will prolly get a talkin to at work tomorrow. Sun night our techs had a bunch of palm and were making crosses so I asked them if they could make me a pentagram. One thought it was funny and only something I would say. the other is some sort of theologian and doesnt care for me much because I call he rout for being lazy, she was kinda miffed by it.


Are you the anti-christ?

[tommymac]

Are you the anti-christ?

Could be, I have been called that before:rockwoot:

[Cruzergirl]

Could be, I have been called that before:rockwoot:


:lol:


:lol

[tommymac]

ones backed up with academy awards

And metallica has won grammys so how bout that :lol:

[AquaPython]

chag s'meach

[Trip]

And metallica has won grammys so how bout that :lol:

metallica is ghey, heston rocked

[Dave]

And metallica has won grammys so how bout that :lol:

lets see lars turn a drum stick into a snake then

[tommymac]

metallica is ghey, heston rocked

Only after the loss of Cliff and the debut of the black album, its all been down hill since then.

[lauralynne]

Louie says: "I'm not a jew - I'm just Jew-ish"

[Rider]

Only after the loss of Cliff and the debut of the black album, its all been down hill since then.

Yeah Metallica made 4 great albums..the first 4, after that they all sucked.

[tommymac]

lets see lars turn a drum stick into a snake then

If he can get royalties for doing so I am sure he would try :lol:

[Dave]

If he can get royalties for doing so I am sure he would try :lol:

and when he failed he'd blame it on P2P :lol:

[tommymac]

and when he failed he'd blame it on P2P :lol:

Exactly :lol:

[Rider]

lets see lars turn a drum stick into a snake then

Lets see Moses do this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrsBT_C0bG8

[pauldun170]

I always confuse Passover and Rush-a-Home-a

[Apoc]

Happy passover from your friendly neighborhood token jew
We can make tokens out of you guys now?

[Adeptus_Minor]

And the winner is... :dthumb:

chag s'meach

[Apoc]

Only after the loss of Cliff and the debut of the black album, its all been down hill since then.

Agreed. Black had about 2 decent songs, but nothing like their earlier albums.

Once they got off the drugs and alcohol, their music went to shit :lol:

[Mrs. Colleen]

I love working at a Jewish school...I am getting holiday pay right now to sit on my butt and post on forums. :rockwoot: :D

[Particle Man]

Hey, I thought all these topics belong in the War Room?

:nee:

[Apoc]

I don't even know what Passover is. :idk:

During the week before easter, it is legal to 'pass over' any jew you see walking the road, with your car.

A Rabbi is 10 points, a derf is 2. If you run over Jesus, you win the game, but you gotta nail him good!

[tommymac]

During the week before easter, it is legal to 'pass over' any jew you see walking the road, with your car.

A Rabbi is 10 points, a derf is 2. If you run over Jesus, you win the game, but you gotta nail him good!

What about hasidics, I can rack up some serious points out in brooklyn :lol:

[Rider]

Hey, I thought all these topics belong in the War Room?

:nee:

Holiday greetings are not banned from the regular board unless they turn into a debate. Happy Festivus and good day.

[AquaPython]

ah but even jokes on the matter should get you all banned. or reprimanded to say the least

[Rider]

ah but even jokes on the matter should get you all banned. or reprimanded to say the least

Nobody has bashed religion so it's all good so far.

[Trip]

ah but even jokes on the matter should get you all banned. or reprimanded to say the least

i am not sure this was a joke, it is a holiday greeting as I took it

since it is too confusing, this thread is done