Imagine waking up with this thing in your room

[derf]

http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/images/wakeNbacon/wake-sleep.jpg

http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php

by Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu

WHAT: An alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon.

WHY: No one likes to wake up, especially by an alarm. This clock gently wakes you up with the mouthwatering aroma of bacon, just like waking up on a Sunday morning to the smell of Mom cooking breakfast. Unless you're Jewish.

HOW: A frozen strip of bacon is placed in Wake n' Bacon the night before. Because there is a 10 minute cooking time, the clock is set to go off 10 minutes before the desired waking time. Once the alarm goes off, the clock it sends a signal to a small speaker to generate the alarm sound. We hacked the clock so that the signal is re-routed by a microchip that in responds by sending a signal to a relay that throws the switch to power two halogen lamps that slow-cook the bacon in about 10 minutes.


http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/images/wakeNbacon/wake-bacon-open.jpg

[ontwo]

I've got to get that for my wife

[Dave]

awesome. Too much work to maintain though

[Bluestreak]

I want one!!! :drool:

[tommymac]

awesome. Too much work to maintain though

Too much work for bacon, theres no such thing :lol:

[Avatard]

Bacon. All I'm saying.

[tommymac]

Bacon. All I'm saying.

thats all that needs to be said :)

[Dave]

Too much work for bacon, theres no such thing :lol:

yeah but if im real nice to wifey i get the bacon and other good breakfast stuffs.

[Porkchop]

The Gospel According to Bacon....

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/07/bacon-chart-2.jpg

[Cass]

Brilliant!!!

[Adeptus_Minor]

Brilliant!!!

Yeah, what she said.

[Dave]

so last night tl came home with a double whopper for you know who. Forgot to ask for bacon she says, apologising while she frys up some thick cut from the fridge...flash forward to today, some of that thick bacony goodness found its way into my lunch sammich. Great surprise :D

[Particle Man]

I'd totally put one of those in my room :lol:


Mmmmmm, bacon...

[Rangerscott]

Am I the only one that thought of the episode of The Office where micheal burns his foot on his george foman because he likes the smell of bacon. LOL

[Gas Man]

OMG I want!!

[fnfalman]

Nueske's bacon is the best bar none. http://www.nueskes.com/

[Rider]

Bacon? Fuck that shit.

[marko138]

Bacon. All I'm saying.
Winner!

[Dave]

hrm might be time to try tl again on my idea for a solid slice bacon sammich. She keeps saying i'll have a heart attack but thats what she said when i got her to make me a luther. :Lol:

[unknownroad]

Bacon? Fuck that shit.

No no no, you eat it, you don't fuck it.

Talk about doing it wrong :nono:

[Rangerscott]

Bacon? Fuck that shit.


I would if it wasn't frowned upon.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs5HQqElIx4&feature=related

[Avatard]

Bacon? Fuck that shit.

I'm sorry, did you just admit to being female?

Perhaps I could offer you a soy burger.

:lmao:

[Particle Man]

Bacon? Fuck that shit.

Blasphemy!!!

:wtfru:

[Gas Man]

I'm sorry, did you just admit to being female?

Perhaps I could offer you a soy burger.

:lmao:
eXACTLY... wtf!!!

rIDER...
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Posting/U%20or%20thread%20sucks/man-card-1.jpg

[Rider]

Oh don't get me wrong, I love pork. I love pork chops and rib tip and even a nice pork roast, but no bacon for me. It's too salty and well... fatty. I also don't like the way my piss smells after eating bacon. Makes my piss smell like... bacon.

[marko138]

Oh don't get me wrong, I love pork. I love pork chops and rib tip and even a nice pork roast, but no bacon for me. It's too salty and well... fatty. I also don't like the way my piss smells after eating bacon. Makes my piss smell like... bacon.
Lies!

[psychochild28]

mmmm bacon! smoked Maple bacon is awesome!