things you wish you could say to a cop

[mondos06cbr1000]

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g240/Zx11pilot/Videos/th_Sorry_Officer.jpg (http://s57.photobucket.com/albums/g240/Zx11pilot/Videos/?action=view&current=Sorry_Officer.flv)

[upshift]

:lol:

[PiZdETS]

That was AWESOME! :rofl:
Other than that, best responses I can think of is when the cop asks you if you know why he pulled you over on your bike say "Because I let you."
Or alternately "I just got my stimulus check and figured you could use some more donuts."

[mondos06cbr1000]

hahah i just think it was pretty cool...even though i wanna be a cop:zowned:

[azoomm]

:dthumb:

My ex-husband is a cop... and he fits the stereotype.

[Lamnidae]

heh.


i gotta admit i know a lot of cops who are complete pricks on power trips, but I also know a lot who are great people..... hell most of my family on my Dad's side is in Law Enforcement.

[Amber Lamps]

some of the things I've actually said to cops in my "bad boy" days;
in response to "do you know why I stopped you?"
1. because you have nothing better to do
2. because Marge's is closed (donut shop in GR,Mi)
3. because there aren't any other crimes being committed right now and you were bored
4. because you thought I was cute (I really said this)
5. because you wanted a better look at my gf's ass (I used to ride a girl who wore mini skirts all the time)
6. because we voted down the last millage proposal(tax increase)
7. because all the theives,drug dealers,murderers,etc are all in jail and my breaking the speed limit is the worst crime in the city (variation on #1 & #3)
8. because you wanted to see if I'd run
9. I've also used Piz's because I let you/I'm low on fuel/my gf's on the back
Ofcourse non of this ever got me out of any tickets,that's for sure!

The do you know how fast you were going question got;
1. if you don't know,why'd you stop me?
2. not fast enough,you caught me
3 I don't know,I quit looking at the speedo at 100mph
4. definitely not as fast as this bike can go

yep,who'd of thought I could be such a big mouth troublemaker....