Kate Gosselin -- GTFO, ho

[Homeslice]

Playboy rejects Kate Gosselin
By Olivia Allin, The Frisky

(The Frisky) -- Kate Gosselin has had some tough blows this year and Hugh Hefner has dealt her another one.

When asked if there was any possibility that Momzilla would grace the glossy covers of Playboy, Hef said, "No! No!" And the original playboy added insult to injury by suggesting he doesn't even know why she's on "Dancing with the Stars."

He explained, "I don't think she's a celebrity." :zowned:

That's the second Gosselin rejected from the porno business. It has gotta hurt to hear that no one wants to check out your goody basket.

Don't worry, Kate, you're not the only celebrity to fall short of Hef's stringent standards. You're not even the only celebrity on "DWTS" to be rejected! Here are some others who were told to "keep it on."

Audrina Patridge

Remember when Audrina Patridge "accidentally" leaked some topless photos and was "so embarrassed?" It turned out that she hired a photographer to do the photo shoot when she was 19 years old, to submit to Playboy, but they didn't want to publish the pics. I can't really imagine a better fit for the magazine. Maybe they just didn't dig the schoolgirl-in-her-parents-pool set-up?

Kelly Osbourne

Way back in 2006, Kelly Osbourne expressed interest in taking it off for Playboy but said some of her body parts "would need some airbrushing." In response, Hugh Hefner said, "I can't see it happening somehow; we don't airbrush to that extent." Jeez, Hef, grow some tact! I wonder if Hef is bummed now that Kelly is thinner, tan, and more Playboy's speed?

Bridget Marquardt

Bridget Marquardt might have been one of the "Girls Next Door," but apparently, she couldn't get in the door at Playboy. After a couple of failed test shoots, she was rejected from being a Playmate, but the Hef welcomed her into his brothel of babes. It seems like a much better deal to get the riches and fame without getting naked. So much for being the dumb one!


Britney Spears

Britney Spears wasn't exactly rejected, but she was put on the cooler until she stopped acting so nutty. Playboy reps said, "Hef has said that he is more than happy to feature Britney in the magazine once she can put herself back on the road to recovery." Really? You're asking her to get her act together and then pose naked? Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?


The "royal" housewife

When "Real Housewives of New York City" reality star and former model Kelly Bensimon announced she was doing Playboy, Countess LuAnn de Lesseps was all, "No one asked me!" But she has since changed her tune. She says, "I think my 15-year-old would have a heart attack if I were to do Playboy. It's not something I really want to do." It's generally a good idea to feign disinterest in things that totally aren't going to happen. I've already emailed John Mayer to tell him I won't date him. He's probably really sad."

Russian lesbian pop stars TATU

Remember that awesome Russian lesbian singing duo, TATU? They did that song "All the Things She Said" and that cover of "How Soon is Now"? Well, they were really excited to pose for Playboy when they both turned 18, but German and American editions of the magazine said they weren't interested! They did get a blurb in the music section of Playboy, but had to keep their clothes on, which, judging from their music videos, was really hard for them.


"The Partridge Family" mom

Shirley Jones, who played the mom on "The Partridge Family," might be 75 years old, but that didn't stop her from posing for some sexy test shots, featuring legs and cleave. But Hefner rejected the pictures, apparently because he "expected more nudity" from the actress. I think at 75, if the biggest insult Hugh Hefner can give you is that he wants to see more of you naked, you've totally won.

[azoomm]

I'm with Hef. No one wants to see her with clothes on, let alone off...

[tommymac]

Maybe if she promises to go away then it would be ok since we would never have to hear from her again. Th elonger shes an attention whore the longer it keeps her from having to get a real job.

[marko138]

I'm with Hef. No one wants to see her with clothes on, let alone off...
Absolutely, 100%, without a doubt, undeniably CORRECT.

[Rider]

Absolutely, 100%, without a doubt, undeniably CORRECT.

This. Only this.

[Particle Man]

She's freakin' NASTY. And Hef is correct: SHE ISN'T A CELEBRITY!!!!!!!!!

[z06boy]

I'm with Hef. No one wants to see her with clothes on, let alone off...

Agreed...tired of seeing/hearing about that woman.

[KSGregman]

Only in America can some control freak pop out a goddamn baseball team worth of kids, exploit them on national television, complain about how she'd rather be home "cooking from scratch likes she loves" while living the high life in Hollywood (gotta pay those nannies somehow...right?) and be taken seriously....be considered a "Star".

It's fucking sickening....it truly is....how far we've fallen as a country...that we elevate someone like her to "Stardom."

[Dave]

i wouldnt mind seeing more of audrina though

[Trip]

makes me want to puke just thinking about it

[Dave]

i suppose id like to see shirley jones too. Just as long as the shoot included that shiney little surrey with the fringe on the top

[Apoc]

Would she seriously believe she could have been in playboy?

Maybe her and Pam Anderson were looking in the same mirror backstage at DwtS, and she mistaked Pam for herself???

[Apoc]

Wait... Now that I read the whole thing... Why the fuck wont they put Audrina Patridge in Playboy? She's fucking smokin hot!

[Dave]

Wait... Now that I read the whole thing... Why the fuck wont they put Audrina Patridge in Playboy? She's fucking smokin hot!

hell if i know. Im sure the dirtier mags would take her though :P maybe she'll skip straight to porn

[Avatard]

I'd like to see her take on eight dicks.

Kate plus eight in the ass.

[Homeslice]

Would she seriously believe she could have been in playboy?

Maybe her and Pam Anderson were looking in the same mirror backstage at DwtS, and she mistaked Pam for herself???

Pam actually put on a good showing in that episode.

Kate however..... gtfo with that fake drama with her teacher.

[tommymac]

I'd like to see her take on eight dicks.

Kate plus eight in the ass.

eventualy thats what she may be relegated to B-level porno flicks.

or once the kids get a little older she can better exploit them to make money.

[Avatard]

Pam actually put on a good showing in that episode.

Yet another skank I wouldn't fuck even with your dick.

[Dave]

I'd like to see her take on eight dicks.

Kate plus eight in the ass.

some bukakke action would look good on her

Yet another skank I wouldn't fuck even with your dick.

rare agreement

[defector]

I would have not known about any of this, except on here.
Am I really the only person who doesn't watch most "reality" tv? (I do watch TUF).

[fnfalman]

Maybe Gosslin chick can sign on with Vivid Video and do double vag penetration, ATM, gang bang. I'd buy the video.

[Rider]

Maybe Gosslin chick can sign on with Vivid Video and do double vag penetration, ATM, gang bang. I'd buy the video.

They'd need a dildo as big around as your head to make contact.

[EpyonXero]

I would have not known about any of this, except on here.
Am I really the only person who doesn't watch most "reality" tv? (I do watch TUF).

The only reality show I watch these days is Kitchen Nightmares (I prefer the British version) but I do watch The Soup on E which is hilarious.

[Tmall]

Pam actually put on a good showing in that episode.

Kate however..... gtfo with that fake drama with her teacher.



Please tell me that none of you with testicles have been emasculated enough to watch this utter shit.

Celebrities dancing? Go fuck yourself!

[Rider]

Please tell me that none of you with testicles have been emasculated enough to watch this utter shit.

Celebrities dancing? Go fuck yourself!

I don't watch it but I would watch "dancing with the porn(female) stars".

[Tmall]

I don't watch it but I would watch "dancing with the porn(female) stars".

Make it female porn stars doing jumping jacks , and you have yourself a viewer.

[Homeslice]

Please tell me that none of you with testicles have been emasculated enough to watch this utter shit.

Celebrities dancing? Go fuck yourself!

It was right in front of me on the treadmill last week.......Couldn't avoid it, so I went ahead and watched it.

[Kaneman]

I always use Jon & Kate's success as a symbol of how fucked up we are now as a society. Seriously, check my past debates. :lol:

[Rider]

Make it female porn stars doing jumping jacks , and you have yourself a viewer.

That's must see TV.

[tommymac]

I always use Jon & Kate's success as a symbol of how fucked up we are now as a society. Seriously, check my past debates. :lol:

Apparently enough people are interested/watch it so that they dont have to actualy work. It wa sbad enogu I was at the gym on the stair climber and my mp3 player died and i had to watch an episode with the kardashians in miami. I seriously think my iq dropped by 100 points watching that:td:

The only reality show I watch now is deadliest catch and thats just more or lless guys working.

[Avatard]

It was right in front of me on the treadmill last week.......Couldn't avoid it, so I went ahead and watched it.

I would have insisted someone change the channel, adding that my intention was to lose calories, not IQ points.

[EpyonXero]

Apparently enough people are interested/watch it so that they dont have to actualy work. It wa sbad enogu I was at the gym on the stair climber and my mp3 player died and i had to watch an episode with the kardashians in miami. I seriously think my iq dropped by 100 points watching that:td:

The only reality show I watch now is deadliest catch and thats just more or lless guys working.

I wish the gym on base that I go to showed that or Dancing with the Stars, I wouldnt mind watching Kim Kardashians ass while Im on the treadmil. All they show on the TVs here is Fox News and the show that is always on when Im at the gym is Glen fing Beck. :td:

[Apoc]

Yet another skank I wouldn't fuck even with your dick.


Yes, because im sure you get ass all the time that is sexier than Pamela Anderson, one of the top 100 hottest women alive.

[tommymac]

Yes, because im sure you get ass all the time that is sexier than Pamela Anderson, one of the top 100 hottest women alive.

But how kmany of them have hepatitis and all sort of other nastiness :lol:

[Apoc]

But how kmany of them have hepatitis and all sort of other nastiness :lol:

Hep C.... Shit happens, sucks for her, but doesnt make her nasty or a bad person. Doesnt change the fact that she is a stunning and very intelligent woman. Guys here act like they are something really special, but I guarantee they have had worse whores by far. Some of them probably married them. A condom and your fine. Just dont share blood.

[tommymac]

Hep C.... Shit happens, sucks for her, but doesnt make her nasty or a bad person. Doesnt change the fact that she is a stunning and very intelligent woman. Guys here act like they are something really special, but I guarantee they have had worse whores by far. Some of them probably married them. A condom and your fine. Just dont share blood.

Inteligent, she belongs to peta that goes out the window there :lol:

[Avatard]

Yes, because im sure you get ass all the time that is sexier than Pamela Anderson, one of the top 100 hottest women alive.

Sorry bro, I actually do tend to bed attractive women, and frankly, she does nothing for me...so by that measure, anyone else is hotter.

Top 100? I dunno who's list. Doesn't really matter. What makes someone else's dick hard doesn't really affect me.

[Dave]

I don't watch it but I would watch "dancing with the porn(female) stars".

penny flame is on sobriety house. Almost got in trouble for recognising her instantly :lol: that reminds me, ive been meaning to fap it to some of her work that ive got archived. :D

[Kaneman]

Don't get me wrong, I'd fuck Pam Anderson...even with the Hep C. But, one of the hottest 100 women alive? Hell, I don't even think she's one of the hottest women in Los Angeles.

[Amber Lamps]

Hep C.... Shit happens, sucks for her, but doesnt make her nasty or a bad person. Doesnt change the fact that she is a stunning and very intelligent woman. Guys here act like they are something really special, but I guarantee they have had worse whores by far. Some of them probably married them. A condom and your fine. Just dont share blood.

Well you would know...:lol: I've jerked it many times to Pam, she's definitely hotter than the average chick.

[Homeslice]

Don't get me wrong, I'd fuck Pam Anderson...even with the Hep C. But, one of the hottest 100 women alive? Hell, I don't even think she's one of the hottest women in Los Angeles.

Not really a fair comparison since she is older than most models/actresses now, but I can guarantee you were jerking to it 10-15 years ago.

[Dave]

Don't get me wrong, I'd fuck Pam Anderson...even with the Hep C. But, one of the hottest 100 women alive? Hell, I don't even think she's one of the hottest women in Los Angeles.

i was going to say that the apoc scale only includes plastic. Then i saw you were talking about LA :lmao:

[Kaneman]

Not really a fair comparison since she is older than most models/actresses now, but I can guarantee you were jerking to it 10-15 years ago.

Absolutely. In fact, Pam Anderson was the very first girl I ever stared at while I rubbed one out. And she's still gorgeous, just too much plastic surgery on her face for my tastes.

Fair point about the age too. Still wouldn't put her as one of the top 100 alive though.

[fnfalman]

Pamela was hot when she was all natural and young. Once she started cutting her face up to look like a cheap stripper and the titties injections, it all went downhill.

Yeah, she ain't young like she used to be but plenty of chicks her age are hot just because they played with their natural good looks instead of getting Frankenstein's Bride-ized. Case in point: Diane Lane. That chick is like ancient but she's still hot as hell.

[Apoc]

lol... I love how guys pretend it makes a difference if its real or fake. If I can touch it, its real. Plastic surgeons are the most important people in the world, they make hot chicks look even hotter. Heidi Montag for example. Much hotter now that she's 'plastic' then she was before. Meghan Fox too.

There should be a Plastic Surgeon Appreciation day!

Natural FTL! Especially natural titties.

[Avatard]

lol... I love how guys pretend it makes a difference if its real or fake.

It makes a difference to me.

Ziploc bags also do not make my dick hard either.

Scars? Even less likely to stiffen my dick.

[Apoc]

It makes a difference to me.

Ziploc bags also do not make my dick hard either.

Scars? Even less likely to stiffen my dick.

Its obvious you havent seen many fake titties. Theres RARELY any visible scars in modern surgeries. It also makes them round and firm, instead of squishy fat.

[Avatard]

Plastic play balls are round and firm. Tits are made of fat.

I like tits. You like plastic playthings? Knock yerself out.

I've felt both. My ex-GF had one of each, she had beaten cancer.

I liked lefty better (it was really "her's")...what can I say?

For me sex is about touching someone else. Not what someone else bought. She would have been no less sexy to me without the plastic insert...but I know I'm probably the exception.

[Kaneman]

I've only ever felt on one set of fake cones....they were gorgeous, but felt too hard.

[Apoc]

Plastic play balls are round and firm. Tits are made of fat.

I like tits. You like plastic playthings? Knock yerself out.

I've felt both. My ex-GF had one of each, she had beaten cancer.

I liked lefty better (it was really "her's")...what can I say?

For me sex is about touching someone else. Not what someone else bought. She would have been no less sexy to me without the plastic insert...but I know I'm probably the exception.

Dont get me wrong man, I realize there are some beautiful natural breasts out there. Im kinda overplaying it, I love fake, but I wont pass up a nice set of real either.

Problem is, very few women keep themselves in good enough shape to have nice breasts beyond 35. Once they start to turn into paper bags, they are unsightly.

[Dave]

Pamela was hot when she was all natural and young. Once she started cutting her face up to look like a cheap stripper and the titties injections, it all went downhill.

Yeah, she ain't young like she used to be but plenty of chicks her age are hot just because they played with their natural good looks instead of getting Frankenstein's Bride-ized. Case in point: Diane Lane. That chick is like ancient but she's still hot as hell.

id fuck jane seymour till her legs fell off. FACT

[Dave]

Heidi Montag for example. Much hotter now that she's 'plastic' then she was before.

um no

[Avatard]

Yeah, that's another no for surgery-enhanced Heidi...or Heidi at all for that matter.

Diane Lane? I'd hit that, fo sho.

Good example.

[EpyonXero]

Plastic play balls are round and firm. Tits are made of fat.

I like tits. You like plastic playthings? Knock yerself out.

I've felt both. My ex-GF had one of each, she had beaten cancer.

I liked lefty better (it was really "her's")...what can I say?

For me sex is about touching someone else. Not what someone else bought. She would have been no less sexy to me without the plastic insert...but I know I'm probably the exception.

Exactly. Fake doesnt do it for me.

[Trip]

Fake boobs are fun to stare at, but that's about the limit of their usefulness.

[Apoc]

Fake boobs are fun to stare at, but that's about the limit of their usefulness.


That could be said of most women in general. :lol:

[tommymac]

That could be said of most women in general. :lol:

Well said, you are wise beyond your years :rockwoot:

[Dave]

That could be said of most women in general. :lol:

add in bring me beer and sammiches

[Rangerscott]

id fuck jane seymour till her legs fell off. FACT


http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/6fe7b9864f0626fc685bbd81d6308466.jpg

[racedoll]

Heidi Montag for example. Much hotter now that she's 'plastic' then she was before.

She is pretty but her husband, um not so much.

[Trip]

That could be said of most women in general. :lol:

well real boobs you want to stare at are more fun to play with.

fake boobs and real boobs you don't want to stare at, you definitely don't want to play with either.

[Apoc]

She is pretty but her husband, um not so much.
Thats ok, i've got no interest in nailing her husband.

[z06boy]

Thats ok, i've got no interest in nailing her husband.

:lol:

[Dave]

http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/6fe7b9864f0626fc685bbd81d6308466.jpg

id hit it on battlestar galactica id hit it on wedding crashers :drool:

[Rider]

id hit it on battlestar galactica id hit it on wedding crashers :drool:

You motor boating sonofabitch.

[Dave]

ma! the meatloaf! Fuck!

[Cory]

Heidi Montag for example. Much hotter now that she's 'plastic' then she was before.


:skep: :td:

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/01/21/alg_gma_heidi-montag.jpg

NOT hot. She may have super sized tits now but she looks even more like a man after all the work she has had done. :panic:

[Apoc]

:skep: :td:

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/01/21/alg_gma_heidi-montag.jpg

NOT hot. She may have super sized tits now but she looks even more like a man after all the work she has had done. :panic:

Whatever, Heidi Montag is hot as hell. Im all about the body. She's still very pretty, but with a body like that, you dont need a face.

[Sixxxxer]

A man with high expectations right there.

[Dave]

A man with high expectations right there.

without a doubt

[Avatard]

This will come as great news to anyone considering a face transplant (provided their body is up to snuff).

[defector]

Alright, who has the before / after comparo of this Heidi chick?

[Avatard]

Who cares. Spare me two more photos.

Just google image search "Barbie".

[defector]

I care.
If I could google image search at work, I would. :lol

[KSGregman]

I liked this thread better when we were thrashing that no talent, children exploiting bitch like the attention whore she is. :lmao:

[EpyonXero]

I care.
If I could google image search at work, I would. :lol

Because Im bored. You can see she already has fake tits in the before on this one.

http://nextround.net/upcoming/thumbs/2010/01/15/The-Heidi-Montag-Before-And-After.jpg

http://go2.wordpress.com/?id=725X1342&site=celebdailyphoto.wordpress.com&url=http%3A%2F%2Fcelebdailyphoto.files.wordpress.c om%2F2010%2F01%2Fheidi-before-and-after.jpg&sref=http%3A%2F%2Fcelebdailyphoto.wordpress.com%2F 2010%2F01%2F20%2Fvideo-heidi-montag-demerol-overdose-%25E2%2580%2598i-almost-died%25E2%2580%2599%2Fheidi-before-and-after%2F

[Homeslice]

I do think her eye lift or whatever was successful. Makes her look less tired.

[Dave]

she looks like a skinnier tori spelling. Bleah

[Sixxxxer]

She was hotter "Before"

[Apoc]

Because Im bored. You can see she already has fake tits in the before on this one.

http://nextround.net/upcoming/thumbs/2010/01/15/The-Heidi-Montag-Before-And-After.jpg

http://go2.wordpress.com/?id=725X1342&site=celebdailyphoto.wordpress.com&url=http%3A%2F%2Fcelebdailyphoto.files.wordpress.c om%2F2010%2F01%2Fheidi-before-and-after.jpg&sref=http%3A%2F%2Fcelebdailyphoto.wordpress.com%2F 2010%2F01%2F20%2Fvideo-heidi-montag-demerol-overdose-%25E2%2580%2598i-almost-died%25E2%2580%2599%2Fheidi-before-and-after%2F

Umm, the last two pics you posted are different girls... The first one is a canadian actress on 90210, the second is heidi...

[101lifts2]

Never saw her and don't care wtf she does.

[Homeslice]

Umm, the last two pics you posted are different girls... The first one is a canadian actress on 90210, the second is heidi...

:zowned:

[Trip]

On colbert last night there was a girl with double amputee sprinter legs. She said she had less fake material in her legs, than in the average celeb's fake rack. They started calling girls with fake tits, physically disabled. It was awesome.

[z06boy]

she looks like a skinnier tori spelling. Bleah

I don't think you can get much skinnier than Tori unless you hit up Ethiopia or something.

http://skinnyrunner.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/gallery_main-tori-spelling-eating-disorder-skinny1.jpg

[Rider]

I don't think you can get much skinnier than Tori unless you hit up Ethopia or something.

http://skinnyrunner.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/gallery_main-tori-spelling-eating-disorder-skinny1.jpg

She's gross.

[Dave]

I don't think you can get much skinnier than Tori unless you hit up Ethiopia or something.

http://skinnyrunner.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/gallery_main-tori-spelling-eating-disorder-skinny1.jpg

hadnt seen her lately, even worse.

[Trip]

I don't think you can get much skinnier than Tori unless you hit up Ethiopia or something.

http://skinnyrunner.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/gallery_main-tori-spelling-eating-disorder-skinny1.jpg

Calista the living skeleton disagrees.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05/22/article-1021143-0153E07300000578-273_468x730.jpg

[EpyonXero]

Umm, the last two pics you posted are different girls... The first one is a canadian actress on 90210, the second is heidi...

My bad. Google said that was her so I thought it was, Im not a Heidi Montag expert.

[Cory]

Umm, the last two pics you posted are different girls... The first one is a canadian actress on 90210, the second is heidi...

That is totally Heidi.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4011/4279368265_bf13b98a40_o.jpg

[z06boy]

Calista the living skeleton disagrees.



Geez...

:no:

[Avatard]

This thread is fucking eye bleach.

[Dave]

This thread is fucking eye bleach.

im still waiting for someone to post a pic of kate getting a shower in duck butter...

[Homeslice]

That is totally Heidi.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4011/4279368265_bf13b98a40_o.jpg

looks good in that pic :idk: