Girls: How to raise your "hotness" number.

[Avatard]

Show some nipple. It's that simple.

Don't hide them under 1/4" of padding in a bra that makes your tits look like a pair of NASA nosecones. Your entire chest should not move a single unit when your tits shift inside your shirt as you move.

Such support may be good on a daily basis to prevent the effects of gravity, but it's in actuality the very effect of gravity, and vibration that make men's mouths fall agape when breasts move. It is INSTANTLY far more fully captivating than ANY magician or hypnotist's dangling trinket - even without the added benefit of any incantational chants.

The '90s and the aughts essentially hid the wonderful shapes of women's breasts under a moving blanket, but recently, some have emerged from hiding, and made glorious appearances under thin, clingy, jersey fabric...adding DaVinci-like artistry and awe to whatever it was the fucking T-shirt said.

It's as if women almost forgot what mesmerizing power nipples have over men.

:lmao:

I'll put it in as simple mathematical terms as possible, so as to best encourage what I feel is the needed return to sanity:

Ladies: If you're a "6", and you have nipples showing through your shirt, you are INSTANTLY upgraded to an "8". No questions asked.

Trust me on this.

If I can see the outline of the areolae, a four point upgrade is not out of the question. I've seen a majestic set of tits take a 5 to a 9.

If you've EVER considered breast implants, I'm here to tell you that it's completely unnecessary. First, many (like myself) prefer the softness and shape of the real thing. Second, why spend all that money?...why risk infection, capsulization, scars and deformity?...when nipples are free?

You have them. Use them for what they were designed for: securing our undivided attention.

Now, I've given you a powerful force. Please use it only for good. If your headlights are in need of alignment, and they are aiming at the ground, please remember that while all that I have said is true, Corvettes are pretty, and most of them have their headlights hidden.

To the rest of you, I plead, for all that is holy; set my people free.

[dubbs]

Amen..

[Dave]

epic post. Semi related, knowing how to drive stick is an easy 1-2 point modifier with me

[Rider]

100% truth in the OP. :boobs:

[KSGregman]

WTF is this?!

An Avatard post that I can absolutely and unreservedly agree with?!

Damn....I didn't think that was possible. :lol:

[Trip]

No shit good post

You need to post more topics like this one.

[CrazyKell]

I'm well aware that my rack and stick driving skills have gotten me far in life. ;)

[pauldun170]

This should be a sticky

[Dave]

I'm well aware that my rack and stick driving skills have gotten me far in life. ;)

can you cook? Too bad you live in canukistan

[udman]

Avatard, I officially take back everything I've ever mumbled under my breath about you.

[EpyonXero]

hear hear!

High beams FTW

[Captain Morgan]

I think we need some of the females on the site to pop into Dark Alley and give examples of the above. Post an example of hiding the nipples with those padded bras, then post an example of showing the nipple through some shear fabric. Let us all be the judges. :D

[Trip]

no visible nipples allowed here, cappy

[Cutty72]

against the rule to protrude through the fabric, even if covered? that's sad.

[JARVIS518]

so if ur a 1 does this bump u up to a 3 or is that too much?

[Tsunami]

I would let the nipples go free since I hate wearing bras but really don't want the extra attention...

Last time I slept over the BF's place and had to go the a bbq that afternoon and realized I forgot to pack a bra and had to make an emergency stop to go buy one. I really could have done without all the stares to my chest. Granted I have itty bitty titties but still.

[Rider]

so if ur a 1 does this bump u up to a 3 or is that too much?

Too much.

[JARVIS518]

Too much.

just making sure

[Avatard]

I would let the nipples go free since I hate wearing bras but really don't want the extra attention...

Last time I slept over the BF's place and had to go the a bbq that afternoon and realized I forgot to pack a bra and had to make an emergency stop to go buy one. I really could have done without all the stares to my chest. Granted I have itty bitty titties but still.

Thanks for proving my point. See how well that shit works? Even tiny titties command respect and attention, when the nipples are poppin'.

Consider it a free upgrade, and enjoy the extra attention. Men will get the door for you and shit. Really.

Tits. Fucking amazing, isn't it?

[Tsunami]

Thanks for proving my point. See how well that shit works? Even tiny titties command respect and attention, when the nipples are poppin'.

Consider it a free upgrade, and enjoy the extra attention. Men will get the door for you and shit. Really.

Tits. Fucking amazing, isn't it?

I was getting stares from women and kids too. And from the women, I don't think it was out of appreciation, more like- I can't believe she is rolling around without a bra and her nipples are protruding like torpedos.

[Avatard]

I was getting stares from women and kids too. And from the women, I don't think it was out of appreciation, more like- I can't believe she is rolling around without a bra and her nipples are protruding like torpedos.

Fuck them. Nipple envy. Cunts. Frigid, all of them.

[Rider]

I was getting stares from women and kids too. And from the women, I don't think it was out of appreciation, more like- I can't believe she is rolling around without a bra and her nipples are protruding like torpedos.

Jealous bitches. They knew the guys would be looking at you and not them.

[Cutty72]

They were wishing they had gone bra less and looked as good ;)

[Dave]

I was getting stares from women and kids too. And from the women, I don't think it was out of appreciation, more like- I can't believe she is rolling around without a bra and her nipples are protruding like torpedos.

its not your fault they are uncomfortable with their sexuality and their body in general. Be proud of your goodies ;)

[CrazyKell]

can you cook? Too bad you live in canukistan

My trackside sammiches have won awards.

But seriously, I can cook, well.

[Particle Man]

Post of the freakin' year

[KSGregman]

fuck them. Nipple envy. Cunts. Frigid, all of them.


qftmft!!!!!!

[Tsunami]

Fuck them. Nipple envy. Cunts. Frigid, all of them.

:lol

[KSGregman]

My trackside sammiches have won awards.

But seriously, I can cook, well.

Sorry...we can't take this on faith..pics and a sammich sent priority Fed Ex or no deal. :lol:

[Dave]

My trackside sammiches have won awards.

But seriously, I can cook, well.

ill keep your resume on file in case any positions open up

[CrazyKell]

ill keep your resume on file in case any positions open up

Would it help to know I don't wear a bra trackside? :whatwhat:

[Avatard]

ill keep your resume on file in case any positions open up

Like cowgirl?

[Cutty72]

Would it help to know I don't wear a bra trackside? :whatwhat:

Prove it.

[JARVIS518]

Would it help to know I don't wear a bra trackside? :whatwhat:

that probably just bumped u up to the top of the list

[Dave]

Like cowgirl?

more like reverse sledgehammer

[t-homo]

i love nipples.

[Particle Man]

Would it help to know I don't wear a bra trackside? :whatwhat:

this makes you a 15 out of 10. :D

[AquaPython]

this thread is in desperate need of visual aides.

[Trip]

against the rule to protrude through the fabric, even if covered? that's sad.

if it's completely covered (pointy fabric) it's fine, if you can see a hint of it through the fabric, no.

[pauldun170]

this thread is in desperate need of visual aides.

Here you go.
I wouldn't say that we really needed it here but whatever

[pauldun170]

if it's completely covered (pointy fabric) it's fine, if you can see a hint of it through the fabric, no.

In a password protected sub forum?
Damn, what are you worried about?

[Rider]

In a password protected sub forum?
Damn, what are you worried about?

Being banned from work computers.

[Particle Man]

In a password protected sub forum?
Damn, what are you worried about?

Being banned from work computers.

Exactly. And then you'd have a riot on your hands dude. Do you want to cause a riot? :lol:

[pauldun170]

Exactly. And then you'd have a riot on your hands dude. Do you want to cause a riot? :lol:

If there were some proper nipple round here I'd have a riot in my hands.

[shmike]

I just heard there's a riot in Paul's hands and everybody's cumming.

Pass it on.

[Captain Morgan]

no visible nipples allowed here, cappy

against the rule to protrude through the fabric, even if covered? that's sad.

Yeah, I didn't mean just show the nipples. I meant having the nips popping up through the shirt. :D

[Avatard]

If there were some proper nipple round here I'd have a riot in my hands.

Insert double entendre dick joke here.

[Particle Man]

Insert double entendre dick joke here.

please don't use the word "insert" and anything referencing Paul's dick in the same sentence.

Ever.

Hell, it shouldn't even be on the same forum.

Trip, can you add add to the forum rules that there will never be any references about Paul's dick?

Ever!!

[Avatard]

please don't use the word "insert" and anything referencing Paul's dick in the same sentence.

Ever.

Hell, it shouldn't even be on the same forum.

Trip, can you add add to the forum rules that there will never be any references about Paul's dick?

Ever!!

Calm down. Breathe. Think of nipples.

[Particle Man]

Calm down. Breathe. Think of nipples.

I'm sitting in an airport in Florida - they're everywhere.

Zen.

Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

[wildchild]

yeah new girl here at work knows this secret. not only is the fabric of her choice thin and snug but she walks with a bounce in her step.

i've gotten pretty good over the years at looking right into a woman's eyes as I speak to her. not to her I can't though. :boobs: ruin your concentration everytime.

[AquaPython]

. :boobs: ruin your concentration everytime.

quite the contrary...

[wildchild]

My trackside sammiches have won awards.

But seriously, I can cook, well.

Would it help to know I don't wear a bra trackside? :whatwhat:

was it really the sammiches getting the awards? me thinks not. :whatwhat:

[Avatard]

yeah new girl here at work knows this secret. not only is the fabric of her choice thin and snug but she walks with a bounce in her step.

i've gotten pretty good over the years at looking right into a woman's eyes as I speak to her. not to her I can't though. :boobs: ruin your concentration everytime.

Yes, grasshopper, some women already know the power of the nipple in the wokrplace. Just ask Eddie, in accounting.

[Full Throttle]

2 thumbs up For Avatard

[askmrjesus]

2 thumbs up For Avatard

In honor of Avatards post, I'm declaring this, "Nipple Awareness Month".

In fact, fuck it, let's make it the Nipple Awareness Century.

Be aware.

JC

[Homeslice]

Eh, nips are nice, but there are tons of women who look better with some support, especially after a certain age.

[Avatard]

See notation at "Corvette".

[Dave]

yeah new girl here at work knows this secret. not only is the fabric of her choice thin and snug but she walks with a bounce in her step.

i've gotten pretty good over the years at looking right into a woman's eyes as I speak to her. not to her I can't though. :boobs: ruin your concentration everytime.

theres a gal in my office who rarely wears a bra and usually goes with a very loose blouse. Best part is she forgets what shes wearing all the time and gives free shows when she bends over to get stuff :drool:

[Rider]

theres a gal in my office who rarely wears a bra and usually goes with a very loose blouse. Best part is she forgets what shes wearing all the time and gives free shows when she bends over to get stuff :drool:

Might not be accidental. Me thinks there are plenty of girls that do that on purpose.

[z06boy]

That's it...80 + degrees outside today and I work in downtown Charlotte and springtime is a wonderful time especially during lunch..I'll be heading outside today for sure.

[Dave]

Might not be accidental. Me thinks there are plenty of girls that do that on purpose.

possible. Though unlikely in this case. They are nice though

[JARVIS518]

should set up a competition as to who can get a picture with the most women in this situation

[Dave]

should set up a competition as to who can get a picture with the most women in this situation

that invites ugly legal trouble

[JARVIS518]

never said the women need to know lol

[Dave]

thats even worse. goin to the gym tonight, always love the girls who wear the pants so tight you can see their behina

[Rider]

I love going to the gym on volleyball night. All these 18-19yo girls coming in with skin tight shorts that are so short they only come down about an inch lower than their vagene. :rockwoot:

[Dave]

wish we had volleyball :(

[EpyonXero]

thats even worse. goin to the gym tonight, always love the girls who wear the pants so tight you can see their behina

lol

How about the ones who wear the tightest pants they can find and then tie a sweatshirt around their waist to hide their ass. Why?

[Rider]

lol

How about the ones who wear the tightest pants they can find and then tie a sweatshirt around their waist to hide their ass. Why?

That drives me up a fucking wall.

[OneSickPsycho]

lol

How about the ones who wear the tightest pants they can find and then tie a sweatshirt around their waist to hide their ass. Why?

Or long loose shirts... that's even WORSE!

[Dave]

Or long loose shirts... that's even WORSE!

im not real fond of the vagina collar thats been in fashion lately. Shit looks terrible

[Particle Man]

im not real fond of the vagina collar thats been in fashion lately. Shit looks terrible

I dunno dude, there was a chick in DTW last night on the same flight I was that was freakin' SMOKIN' in one.

As in: Stopped me dead in my tracks hot.

[Dave]

you must have a birth fetish :lol:

[EpyonXero]

im not real fond of the vagina collar thats been in fashion lately. Shit looks terrible

Pics please, I dont recognize this term.

[Particle Man]

you must have a birth fetish :lol:

Nah, just well sized firm boobs and a tight arse fetish :lol:

[Dave]

Pics please, I dont recognize this term.

its any of the loose oversized collars that are in fashion right now that hang around the girl's neck like a wizard's sleeve.

[Homeslice]

collars? :scratch:

[Avatard]

When even Homeslice can't understand how a nipple thread became a fashion thread, I guess one has to admit defeat.

/thread

Here's nip in yer eye.

:beer:

[Dave]

collars? :scratch:

http://btcelements.com/products/sub_product_photos/Toggery_cowl_neck_shirt_dre_1_1224704003.jpg

im told its called a cowl neck. to me it looks like your head sticking out of a loose vag

[Avatard]

It's clingy, and pulls off easily over her head. It would be off, and at the foot of the bed, in a heap, in one swift move. What's not to love?

I now return you to our regularly scheduled nipplefest.

Someone post that pic of Farrah.

[Dave]

It's clingy, and pulls off easily over her head. It would be off, and at the foot of the bed, in a heap, in one swift move. What's not to love?

I now return you to our regularly scheduled nipplefest.

Someone post that pic of Farrah.

and those are all great things if it was being worn by the girl i take to bed not one of the billion or so that exist only for my eye candy

[Homeslice]

im told its called a cowl neck. to me it looks like your head sticking out of a loose vag

Ah I see. I guess it's like the recent return of scarves......An attempt to mask a small chest i guess

[marko138]

http://btcelements.com/products/sub_product_photos/Toggery_cowl_neck_shirt_dre_1_1224704003.jpg

im told its called a cowl neck. to me it looks like your head sticking out of a loose vag

:rf:

[EpyonXero]

First result on Google Image search for "vagina collar"

http://www.flickr.com/photos/spenceke/2089166271/
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2295/2089166271_59bcf9b191.jpg

[Avatard]

First result on Google Image search for "vagina collar"


Someone has their "safe search" set to "MODERATE".

:lmao:

[Rangerscott]

I googled covered nipples and it was the Twilight Zone of this thread.

[Captain Morgan]

http://btcelements.com/products/sub_product_photos/Toggery_cowl_neck_shirt_dre_1_1224704003.jpg

im told its called a cowl neck. to me it looks like your head sticking out of a loose vag

The head must be the clit. Smack it around a bit and things will start to get wet. :lol: