My Pear

[pauldun170]

Could have sworn I brought a pear to work today, I even vague recall seeing it prior to lunch.
I cannot find it.

Did I imagine I brought it? did one of these new asshats floating around the office grab it off my desk? who are these fuckheads anyway. they dobn't even look you in the eye when you pass them in the hallway.

I brought my bag of strawberries.
My banana.
My little bag of snacky cereal whatever wheat-thing-o-mo-stuffy delicio-oso
My teabag (when you bring your own, there is no peer pressure to accept someone elses teabag - A serious concern when you work in NYC)
No pear

I was looking forward to my pear now it is gone. On top of that, Trip is anti-nipple.
This day is just took a dive.
Unless I find my pear.
Then the work day would have ended on a good note.
well not really because I'm gonna have my banana now. If I have a pear right after that I'm gonna feel a bit on the full side.
So fuck you pear.

[Particle Man]

So you're saying you don't have a pair?

...old news...







redflip

[Rider]

Check your anus.

[Tsunami]

I don't understand when people steal other people's lunches.

[defector]

I agree, fuck your pear.

Let's get to the rat killing....what is this anti nipple sentiment?

[Trip]

I am anti one of you bastards letting your kids on here and finding nipples and then trying to sue my ass. Fuck you and your little kids if you are out there person planning to sue me.

[TommyHotWheel]

Teabagged by a pear thief....

[racedoll]

Did you leave your pair at home today? :lol:

[Adeptus_Minor]

My girlfriend prefers when I bring this pear

http://www.acecider.com/newpear.gif

[askmrjesus]

I don't understand when people steal other people's lunches.

I can't understand why Paul eats rabbit food at work.

Does he work at a pet store? Is he lactose intolerant?

I'm torn between telling him where his pear is, or mailing him a candied ham.

JC

[pauldun170]

Ok, I found the pair in the passenger seat of my car. It fell out of my bag.

[Tsunami]

I can't understand why Paul eats rabbit food at work.

Does he work at a pet store? Is he lactose intolerant?

I'm torn between telling him where his pear is, or mailing him a candied ham.

JC

I eat rabbit food too but feel free to send me some bacon.

[askmrjesus]

Ok, I found the pair in the passenger seat of my car. It fell out of my bag.

Well that's just wonderful.

WTF are we supposed to do with all these milk cartons?

JC

[pauldun170]

Well that's just wonderful.

WTF are we supposed to do with all these milk cartons?

JC

Don't give them to me
I'm lactose intolerant.

[askmrjesus]

Don't give them to me
I'm lactose intolerant.

:lol:

I knew it!

JC

[Particle Man]

:lol:

[Bluestreak]

:lol

:nothing:

[LeeNetworX]

This story is worthless unless you tell me WHAT kind of pear it was.

[Homeslice]

FUck pears, they get mushy too quickly

[LeeNetworX]

FUck pears, they get mushy too quickly

Stop fucking them and you'll stop mushing them. Try a watermelon instead, it should hold up better.

[Homeslice]

Stop fucking them and you'll stop mushing them. Try a watermelon instead, it should hold up better.

Yeah ur right, I DO need to find something bigger, considering...

[Papa_Complex]

Well THAT was a complete non starter of a thread. Alzheimer's patient misplaces his pear.

Now if it had been a thread about soundly trouncing a refrigerator grazer at the office......

[LeeNetworX]

Yeah ur right, I DO need to find something bigger, considering...

So you are saying you like 'em big? Chubby chaser?

[wildchild]

Well THAT was a complete non starter of a thread. Alzheimer's patient misplaces his pear.

Now if it had been a thread about soundly trouncing a refrigerator grazer at the office......

i caught one sneaking off with some of my food a couple times. first time i politey asked him not to do that. second time I berated the hell out of him in front of everyone. one guy that witnessed it still walks as far away from me as possible and says excuse me when he passes. that was the last time my food was snatched.

still haven't figured out why on my reviews they say I don't use proper office etiqutte. if that means letting people eat my food it aint happening. LOL

[Papa_Complex]

i caught one sneaking off with some of my food a couple times. first time i politey asked him not to do that. second time I berated the hell out of him in front of everyone. one guy that witnessed it still walks as far away from me as possible and says excuse me when he passes. that was the last time my food was snatched.

still haven't figured out why on my reviews they say I don't use proper office etiqutte. if that means letting people eat my food it aint happening. LOL

I worked at a small computer manufacturing company where the sales manager would unashamedly graze the fridge. He said if it was there for more than a day, it was his. Needless to say I never kept anything in it when I heard him say that. I kept a cooler bag with cold packs at my desk. The branch manager wouldn't do a thing about it and thought that it was funny.

[AquaPython]

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs37/f/2008/241/f/b/LOLWUT_by_smilie_terrorist.jpg

[Dave]

I worked at a small computer manufacturing company where the sales manager would unashamedly graze the fridge. He said if it was there for more than a day, it was his. Needless to say I never kept anything in it when I heard him say that. I kept a cooler bag with cold packs at my desk. The branch manager wouldn't do a thing about it and thought that it was funny.

thats when you leave food laced with laxatives in the fridge. Then it gets REAL funny

[sherri_chickie]

Someone used to steal my sisters lunch out of her locker at school all the time until she made a nice little ex-lax brownie.... Never had it happen again!!

When I was teaching in Texas someone stole the shrimp out of a co-workers half eaten shrimp salad that was in the fridge... JUST THE SHRIMP! EWWWWW

[Papa_Complex]

thats when you leave food laced with laxatives in the fridge. Then it gets REAL funny

I had a better one; setting off the alarm on my K75RT remotely, when he went to sit his girlfriend's kid on it without asking me. That sucker was LOUD. So was the kid :lol:

[Homeslice]

Someone used to steal my sisters lunch out of her locker at school all the time until she made a nice little ex-lax brownie.... Never had it happen again!!


That's when you rig something to fall when the thief opens it.

By the way, most idiots don't reset their comb's after closing their locker. Makes for an easy walk-by spin and open.