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[Avatard]

This thing is fucking stupid motherfucking heavy. Bringing it in the house was damn near impossible but not for my brother, myself, Archimedes, an appliance moving handtruck, and an engine hoist.

The result is worth the effort:

http://poopnugget.com/files/coke_is_it.jpg

['73 H1 Triple]

Making your free loading buddies buy beer? :lol:

[Dave]

sweeet!

[jtemple]

I don't see a beer button.

[Rangerscott]

I don't see a beer button.


It's hidden behind the shitty tasting Diet Coke.

[Apoc]

Still waging the war against HFCS I see? redflip

[Homeslice]

Still waging the war against HFCS I see? redflip

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[Avatard]

Still waging the war against HFCS I see? redflip

Dixie Narco 180, a new barrel lock, and 5 cases of death, out the door for $730

[Gas Man]

In the living room?

Garage maybe... but LR?

[101lifts2]

Funny, but why?

[Full Throttle]

Funny, but why?

Cause he can. I would get one if i had the money

[Tmall]

The one at work has a different beer in each tray. BUt, yours is still cool. :lol:

[VatorMan]

Cause he can. I would get one if i had the money

Who needs money ? Apparently you need a couple of friends and an appliance truck. :lol

[Cutty72]

ANd a place to get one. I think I have a hook up for when I get home.
Goin in the garage.

[askmrjesus]

In the living room?

Garage maybe... but LR?

That's not the living room, it's the sun room off the back deck.

So...Did you have to come through the window, or did it fit through the front door?

JC

[wildchild]

i have to agree with Gas, don't think I'd put it in the house. but an "adult pop" machine would be great in the garage.

[marko138]

Fuck yes.

[Rider]

Is that for cans or bottles? Can are useless(beer or soda).

[Cutty72]

Bring your own damn beer then ya ungrateful bastard.

[shmike]

Still waging the war against HFCS I see? redflip

:lol

[Avatard]

That's not the living room, it's the sun room off the back deck.

So...Did you have to come through the window, or did it fit through the front door?

JC

Front door. Small machine. Didn't even need to take off the screen door (PITA, as you know).

Looks pretty awesome in the Florida Room, dontcha think?

Can't wait to put fresh fluorescent tubes in it, it'll light up the whole room at night, and look good from the deck.

Poor Jack needs a new place for his bed...

...and of course one slot is reserved for Sierra Nevada ;)

[askmrjesus]

Front door. Small machine. Didn't even need to take off the screen door (PITA, as you know).

Looks pretty awesome in the Florida Room, dontcha think?

Can't wait to put fresh fluorescent tubes in it, it'll light up the whole room at night, and look good from the deck.

Poor Jack needs a new place for his bed...

...and of course one slot is reserved for Sierra Nevada ;)

Good. The last time we talked about it, I was envisioning some type of crane, or perhaps a Sikorsky. :lol:

JC

[Avatard]

It did take the engine crane. I think those things are typically moved by forklift.

It didn't lend itself easily to being moved (gross understatement).

I guess it's made from "too heavy to steal steel".

[z06boy]

I didn't realize that they were that heavy but it makes sense...as far as deterring theft.

Sounds like when we were moving the safe into the house.

[askmrjesus]

It did take the engine crane. I think those things are typically moved by forklift.

It didn't lend itself easily to being moved (gross understatement).

I guess it's made from "too heavy to steal steel".

Sorry I missed it.

Well, sort of...:lol:

JC

[Avatard]

Funny, but why?

Because I can...of course.

Edit: actually 180 cans.

[Avatard]

I didn't realize that they were that heavy but it makes sense...as far as deterring theft.

Sounds like when we were moving the safe into the house.

Yes, think safe, but larger. Basically, it's made like a fucking safe so people can't break into it, or steal it easily.

Stupid fucking heavy. The compressor is loud as balls too.

I'm glad it's NOT in the living room.

[CrazyKell]

Awesome! :dthumb:

[Homeslice]

Is that for cans or bottles? Can are useless(beer or soda).

How are cans useless? If you're working around the house or in the garage, cans are the way to go. Bottles just add extra weight and risk of breakage.

The only reason to buy bottles is:
1) So you can stand around in a bar trying to look hip
2) Because the brand you want isn't available in cans

[Dave]

How are cans useless? If you're working around the house or in the garage, cans are the way to go. Bottles just add extra weight and risk of breakage.

The only reason to buy bottles is:
1) So you can stand around in a bar trying to look hip
2) Because the brand you want isn't available in cans

3. You dont like the taste of aluminum

[Rider]

3. You dont like the taste of aluminum

This.

[Homeslice]

That's why cans are lined. :shrug: I've never noticed the difference.

[Rider]

That's why cans are lined. :shrug: I've never noticed the difference.

But you have a taste for fashion, not beer.

[askmrjesus]

But you have a taste for fashion, not beer.

pwned.

JC

[Avatard]

Yeah. Cans FTMFW.

Two 12 packs of Coke at the Hess are $5.50

Crush to dispose easily in recycling, don't shatter.

If you want a can vendor, kids, now is the time to act. They're all coming out of service, and being replaced with 20 oz. bottle machines.

For the home, the little Dixie Narco is the shit. It looks like a Coke can (bubble front), and it's barely 5 ft tall, and only 32" wide.

The bigger machine is over 700 lbs. Fuck that shit. I don't think I coulda gotten the larger thing into my house.

[Avatard]

You can't easily find soda in glass anymore. Beer, no problem.

Plastic lining in a can vs. plastic bottle are a virtually a scratch on flavor, IMHO.

Buy your beer in glass, if you care about beer.

[unknownroad]

That seems like a shitload of work to free up a little fridge space, but if it makes you happy... :idk:

[t-homo]

I was thinking about getting one of those a couple weeks ago. Come July, my place is going to be perfect for parties, and since you can't buy beer after 1:30, we were talking about getting a soda machine and overcharging for beer. Or we'll just get kegs.

[Avatard]

That seems like a shitload of work to free up a little fridge space, but if it makes you happy... :idk:

Dude, I have a fucking soda machine in my sun room.

:rockwoot:

[LeeNetworX]

Belongs in the garage, not inside the house. But to each, his own.

[askmrjesus]

Belongs in the garage, not inside the house. But to each, his own.

He doesn't have room in the garage.

Trust me.

JC

[Avatard]

I was thinking about getting one of those a couple weeks ago. Come July, my place is going to be perfect for parties, and since you can't buy beer after 1:30, we were talking about getting a soda machine and overcharging for beer. Or we'll just get kegs.

Get the machine. It takes you out of the money collection equation, and keeps it simple.

Empty machine of money, insert more beer. Repeat.

Also, if anyone ever asks with the wrong tone "who's machine is this?"

:whistle:

[Apoc]

The one at work has a different beer in each tray. BUt, yours is still cool. :lol:


Are they still a buck?

[LeeNetworX]

He doesn't have room in the garage.

Trust me.

JC

Well then, maybe you should move out of his garage and get your own place, slacker.

[askmrjesus]

Well then, maybe you should move out of his garage and get your own place, slacker.

Fuck that.

Your sister does not travel well.

JC

[Avatard]

Jesus wasn't in the garage, he was holed up in the office/spare bedroom, and helped me get my space pod out of the garage. If you think moving a soda machine is sumpin', you should see the pod.

Jeff Goldblum actually comes with it [he teleports in], and tells you how to operate it, once it's all hooked up.

JC, ya got those pics you snapped with your phone of the space pod?

[askmrjesus]

I need a new mirco card for my phone.

Rider smashed the old one.

JC

[Avatard]

Lmao...

[Avatard]

For anyone looking for a machine like this, I just found this one for almost half what I paid (I got mine from an actual vending place in North Jersey), and if you look around on Craiglist in your area, you might find deals like this:

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/for/1689266026.html

[marko138]

I need a new mirco card for my phone.

Rider smashed the old one.

JC
lolz.

[Papa_Complex]

Jesus wasn't in the garage, he was holed up in the office/spare bedroom, and helped me get my space pod out of the garage. If you think moving a soda machine is sumpin', you should see the pod.

Jeff Goldblum actually comes with it [he teleports in], and tells you how to operate it, once it's all hooked up.

JC, ya got those pics you snapped with your phone of the space pod?

You have become my new deity.

So do you find that Earth girls really are easy?

[Avatard]

Earth girls really are easy?

Yes.

[Homeslice]

Belongs in the garage, not inside the house. But to each, his own.

It's all about ambiance and "chic". You red-staters wouldn't understand. :lol

Seriously, houses are boring with just run-of-the-mill furniture and stuff. People need to get some personality and be creative.

[Avatard]

It's all about ambiance and "chic". You red-staters wouldn't understand. :lol

Seriously, houses are boring with just run-of-the-mill furniture and stuff. People need to get some personality and be creative.

How's this for creative?

http://www.oceaniabad.com/en/G160.html

That's the "pod" we put in the corner of my bedroom (very large room).

Vegas, baby.

Now, to fly my hand painted Pasini Repsol replica over the kitchen counter on aircraft cable...

[Papa_Complex]

I expect Persis Khambatta to walk out of it any minute now.

[marko138]

How's this for creative?

http://www.oceaniabad.com/en/G160.html

That's the "pod" we put in the corner of my bedroom (very large room).

Vegas, baby.

Now, to fly my hand painted Pasini Repsol replica over the kitchen counter on aircraft cable...
I'm not sure what that is but I like it.

[Tmall]

Are they still a buck?

Of course.

[LeeNetworX]

Fuck that.

Your sister does not travel well.

JC

She will. Once she pulls her foot out of your ass, she'll be walking and travelling just fine.

[LeeNetworX]

It's all about ambiance and "chic". You red-staters wouldn't understand. :lol

Seriously, houses are boring with just run-of-the-mill furniture and stuff. People need to get some personality and be creative.

It's not about understanding why someone would do it or understanding what some people think is "chic"; it's about simply thinking it's stupid.

[Avatard]

My ex-GF's dad had a helicopter he was building in the loft of his great room.

You woulda hated his decor.

[askmrjesus]

She will. Once she pulls her foot out of your ass, she'll be walking and travelling just fine.

Great.

Now I have to buy her shoes.

JC

[Avatard]

I'm not sure what that is but I like it.

Yeah, it's pretty styling, no? Can't wait to place calls from it, while watching a movie...lol

Anyway, didja see the fucking price? Think I paid that?

http://montana.craigslist.org/hsh/1689544138.html

You can find cool shit fer cheap!

Now, we just have to finish sealing it up, and we wanna make a watertight "pan" to go underneath...and then beam me up, motherfucker!

My sore bones will really appreciate it.

[Gas Man]

Its super cool regardless. I would love to have one...

[Homeslice]

Yeah, it's pretty styling, no? Can't wait to place calls from it, while watching a movie...lol

Anyway, didja see the fucking price? Think I paid that?

http://montana.craigslist.org/hsh/1689544138.html

You can find cool shit fer cheap!

Now, we just have to finish sealing it up, and we wanna make a watertight "pan" to go underneath...and then beam me up, motherfucker!

My sore bones will really appreciate it.

Helena, Montana? What was the shipping cost?

[Avatard]

I got it on eBay. Admittedly, I paid more a little more than $1100. That's a fucking steal, whatever the freight. That's cost on that unit IN CHINA.

http://www.diytrade.com/china/4/products/5461033/Steam_shower_room.html

I think shipping was ~$500.

[LeeNetworX]

My ex-GF's dad had a helicopter he was building in the loft of his great room.

You woulda hated his decor.

:lol

Probably.

Great.

Now I have to buy her shoes.

JC

Cheapskate.

[Rangerscott]

I want one of these.

http://grandamericajukebox.ipower.com/Coke56frontbefore.jpg

or

http://ladybunny.net/blog/uploaded_images/COKE%20MACHINE-771808.JPG


How about one with a phone.

http://www.footprintsecurity.com.au/z_art_081103_Coke%20Machine%20Calls%20Cops%20Canne d%20By%20Crooks.php

[Particle Man]

I want one of these.

http://grandamericajukebox.ipower.com/Coke56frontbefore.jpg

or

http://ladybunny.net/blog/uploaded_images/COKE%20MACHINE-771808.JPG

Funny - I was just gonna post that a friend of mine has one of these in his garage. Man that thing is cool.