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NONE_too_SOFT
05-03-2010, 12:11 PM
I'm going to look at some rescues today, but im really having trouble thinking of good names. obviously i dont have the dog yet, but very soon most likely. if i pick the name you suggest i'll send you a nifty present.

Trip
05-03-2010, 12:14 PM
hebert

Rider
05-03-2010, 12:15 PM
Shithead

t-homo
05-03-2010, 12:21 PM
satchmo

NONE_too_SOFT
05-03-2010, 12:24 PM
screw it im going with

herbert sachmo shitheat

Dnyce
05-03-2010, 12:24 PM
get a lil one, name it megatron

NONE_too_SOFT
05-03-2010, 12:25 PM
get a lil one, name it megatron

brilliant

wildchild
05-03-2010, 12:41 PM
Milo

askmrjesus
05-03-2010, 12:55 PM
askmrpuppy.

JC

Homeslice
05-03-2010, 12:56 PM
Scrub.

Dave
05-03-2010, 12:58 PM
Bootylicious

MILK
05-03-2010, 01:04 PM
I love dogs that have people names.

Bob
Bill
Simon
etc.

I also like Shakesphere but I don't think it's very functional. You have to picture yourself screaming it at the top of your lungs when they piss you off. ;) :lol:

Cass
05-03-2010, 01:06 PM
I was trying to come up with something remotely easy based on your bike... but it's not working for me. I'm not good at coming up with names off the cuff... I usually wait to see what kind of dog it is, and if there are any personality traits that come out. My last dog was Zuki.. her brother was Yosh... Suzuki Yoshimura racing anyone? :shrug: that was an easy one though.

Do you know what you're wanting? Boy/girl, size, etc?

Cass
05-03-2010, 01:07 PM
I love dogs that have people names.

Bob
Bill
Simon
etc.

I also like Shakesphere but I don't think it's very functional. You have to picture yourself screaming it at the top of your lungs when they piss you off. ;) :lol:

:lol Yeah... people names are fun :D

I dunno... Lear would be an easy one ... where Othello... not so much.

askmrjesus
05-03-2010, 01:07 PM
I also like Shakesphere but I don't think it's very functional. You have to picture yourself screaming it at the top of your lungs when they piss you off. ;) :lol:

This is also why you should avoid naming your dog Fire, or Ihaveherpes.

JC

MILK
05-03-2010, 01:22 PM
This is also why you should avoid naming your dog Fire, or Ihaveherpes.

JC

Well in that case you could name it Help or Rape and you'd be fine.

LeeNetworX
05-03-2010, 01:25 PM
What kind of dog? M or F?

azoomm
05-03-2010, 01:55 PM
This is also why you should avoid naming your dog Fire, or Ihaveherpes.

JC

Or, Mark...

[yelling] MARK, MARK, MARK...

Though, a friend of mine named his dog "stay" just to be confusing. Come here, Stay!

Or, there is DeeOhGee....

t-homo
05-03-2010, 01:58 PM
askmrpuppy.

JC

winner.


or if you are getting a small dog, name it killer.

Rider
05-03-2010, 02:00 PM
Name him God Damn It.

God Damn It, come.

God Damn It, sit

No, God Damn It

Cutty72
05-03-2010, 02:05 PM
Woof

Trip
05-03-2010, 02:07 PM
cockfag

Mr Lefty
05-03-2010, 02:26 PM
Balzach.

Kitty (only if its a big dog... Yelling "here kitty kitty" as a great dane trots around the corner would be funny as hell)

Stephen.... People would think you were talking in the third person

AquaPython
05-03-2010, 02:30 PM
I love dogs that have people names.

Bob
Bill
Simon
etc.

I also like Shakesphere but I don't think it's very functional. You have to picture yourself screaming it at the top of your lungs when they piss you off. ;) :lol:

In Israel, they all name their dog's American name like that.

maybe it was someone on here, but I liked "Clutch"

Particle Man
05-03-2010, 03:15 PM
Another vote for Kitty Kitty.

That'll really f**k with it's head.

Papa_Complex
05-03-2010, 03:29 PM
Fleegle, the stoner puppy.

LeeNetworX
05-03-2010, 03:37 PM
Yeller.

the chi
05-03-2010, 03:55 PM
:lol: I like Fleegle. It could be male or female.

I name mine going with the alphabet. I started with Abby, had Bonnie and Cylde, Delilah, now I've got an Ella as well. Its an easy system.

Sixxxxer
05-03-2010, 04:01 PM
Sprocket

Or Scooter

Rider
05-03-2010, 04:04 PM
Squid

karl_1052
05-03-2010, 04:10 PM
Shocker

Trip
05-03-2010, 04:10 PM
Bitch, make sure it's a boy too, so you can tell people to fuck off who assume it's a female dog.

goof2
05-03-2010, 04:14 PM
Redline and call it Red for short.:idk:

LeeNetworX
05-03-2010, 04:15 PM
Tard.

Avatard
05-03-2010, 04:28 PM
Fido.

racedoll
05-03-2010, 05:21 PM
Name him God Damn It.

God Damn It, come.

God Damn It, sit

No, God Damn It

Balzach.

Kitty (only if its a big dog... Yelling "here kitty kitty" as a great dane trots around the corner would be funny as hell)

Stephen.... People would think you were talking in the third person

:lol: to both!

As other have asked - M or F, what kind, size, etc?

lauralynne
05-03-2010, 05:27 PM
Fucker.

that's what you'll end up calling it anyway....

itgirl
05-03-2010, 05:42 PM
schnarf

NONE_too_SOFT
05-03-2010, 06:50 PM
This is it. the little guy im bringing home tomorrow.

c'mon guys, im counting on you.

http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/2209/media1.jpg

He's a he. by the way.

Papa_Complex
05-03-2010, 07:00 PM
He looks like a Snarf.


..... or a Fleegle.

NONE_too_SOFT
05-03-2010, 07:03 PM
In Israel, they all name their dog's American name like that.

maybe it was someone on here, but I liked "Clutch"

Wow i really like clutch. wowwwwwwwww.

either that or cockfag..... or nick for short.

Trip
05-03-2010, 07:14 PM
Wow i really like clutch. wowwwwwwwww.

either that or cockfag..... or nick for short.

bitch

NONE_too_SOFT
05-03-2010, 07:35 PM
cockfag

Trip
05-03-2010, 07:38 PM
cockfag

douche nozzle

NONE_too_SOFT
05-03-2010, 07:39 PM
douche adapter.

Trip
05-03-2010, 07:41 PM
cum dumpster

NONE_too_SOFT
05-03-2010, 07:48 PM
shit stain

Cory
05-03-2010, 08:34 PM
This is it. the little guy im bringing home tomorrow.

c'mon guys, im counting on you.

http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/2209/media1.jpg

He's a he. by the way.

Awwww he looks like my doggie Hunter :D (which I totally prefer over Shit Stain, Cum Dumpster, or Douche Adapter) :idk::lol:

NONE_too_SOFT
05-03-2010, 08:40 PM
yea im excited to go pick him up tomorrow. i feel bad to leave the girl there all by her lonesome though :( .

racedoll
05-03-2010, 09:33 PM
Napoleon
Blitz
Xaus
Apollo
Houdini

Trip
05-03-2010, 10:12 PM
shit stain

it's time for the nuclear option....

ginger wannabe

NONE_too_SOFT
05-03-2010, 10:13 PM
oh god.

you are so outside the circle right now im not even sure you're affected by its gravity any more.

Particle Man
05-03-2010, 10:19 PM
oh god.

you are so outside the circle right now im not even sure you're affected by its gravity any more.

Then call 'em Trip :lol:

Trip
05-03-2010, 11:34 PM
oh god.

you are so outside the circle right now im not even sure you're affected by its gravity any more.

fuck you and your circle

101lifts2
05-03-2010, 11:39 PM
Snarf

Amber Lamps
05-03-2010, 11:48 PM
get a lil one, name it megatron

OMG remember her?!?:lol:

Amber Lamps
05-03-2010, 11:53 PM
Name him "Orlando" and bring him to the rally-dogs are allowed btw. My dog's name is "Tony" so we would have Tony and Orlando... Since PC is such a bitch, we can call her "Dawn" all weekend to complete the set....:lol:

Rider
05-04-2010, 08:34 AM
Shart

Trip
05-04-2010, 08:41 AM
i got it, ginger, then you can call him a soulless bastard.

NONE_too_SOFT
05-04-2010, 09:36 AM
i got it, ginger, then you can call him a soulless bastard.

i would never associate my dog with those "people"

Trip
05-04-2010, 09:37 AM
i would never associate my dog with those "people"

they are not people, people have souls. They are abominations.

LeeNetworX
05-04-2010, 09:57 AM
This is it. the little guy im bringing home tomorrow.

c'mon guys, im counting on you.

http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/2209/media1.jpg

He's a he. by the way.


Lazy fucking breeder; look at the claws on that pup. You should call him "Raptor".

the chi
05-04-2010, 10:10 AM
Take'em both, that way they dont get lonely and destroy something.

What is he anyway?

NONE_too_SOFT
05-04-2010, 10:31 AM
Lazy fucking breeder; look at the claws on that pup. You should call him "Raptor".

He is a rescue. but yea, he's gonna get a good grooming tonight.

Take'em both, that way they dont get lonely and destroy something.

What is he anyway?

He is german shepard and yellow lab. Pretty much the only german shepard showing is in the shape of his nose and the tip of his tail (u can barely see it in the pic)

the chi
05-04-2010, 10:39 AM
Fer real? I think Im going blind. Looking at the pic he looks like a puggle or something similar...

LeeNetworX
05-04-2010, 11:00 AM
Fer real? I think Im going blind. Looking at the pic he looks like a puggle or something similar...

You're going blind. That face has Lab written all over it.

Cass
05-04-2010, 11:13 AM
He's adorable!!

Are you sure you don't want to go with Mr. Fluffy or Sparkles?

Trip
05-04-2010, 11:23 AM
Santa's little helper or Brian

Avatard
05-04-2010, 11:54 AM
After seeing his pic, I'd name him Beauregard.

"Bo" for short.

NONE_too_SOFT
05-04-2010, 11:56 AM
Dr fancypants is what im going with, his formall name shall be reginald buttlicker fancypants III, esquire.

Avatard
05-04-2010, 12:02 PM
...or "Doc" for short. Cute.

the chi
05-04-2010, 12:04 PM
:lol: Shit, I was readin on a minimized screen and looking at the other dog! I was thinking NO WAY thats a lab. Looks like a retriever mix actually, I too like the Bo name.

Cruzergirl
05-04-2010, 07:38 PM
Dr fancypants is what im going with, his formall name shall be reginald buttlicker fancypants III, esquire.

Love it! :lol: Rescue pups are the best... :)

NONE_too_SOFT
05-04-2010, 08:06 PM
Lol actually im leaning more towards Clutch, especially after meeting him. it just seems right, and i like the motorcycle (motorsport) theme.

So clipping the nails went great, they're nice and short...... now.
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/6699/armb.jpg

Some teaser shots
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8535/media4k.jpg
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/512/media5.jpg

Amber Lamps
05-04-2010, 08:27 PM
Omg!!! that puppy is CUTE!!!

LeeNetworX
05-04-2010, 08:51 PM
Cute little bastard. Congrats.

Rider
05-05-2010, 08:32 AM
He'll be a chick magnet for you.

6doublefive321
05-05-2010, 01:21 PM
Shithead.

DLIT
05-05-2010, 03:45 PM
Dlit.

101lifts2
05-05-2010, 03:58 PM
Cute dog None2soft.

njchopper87
05-05-2010, 05:24 PM
:lol: he's got a cute face. I'm not creative enough to give you any names. >.>

Trip
05-05-2010, 07:09 PM
Name him Meep. Just think how much you will annoy everyone. And when fat people are around, they will think you are making fun of them when you call your dog. It's win all around.

OneSickPsycho
05-05-2010, 08:59 PM
Reverend Psycho Sickballs

itgirl
05-05-2010, 09:11 PM
that dog should be named Silas. or maybe Barnaby.

NONE_too_SOFT
05-05-2010, 10:38 PM
He's so damn smart. i assembled a crude ramp for him to get up into my bed, and wither out ever showing him how to use it he climbs right up. MY DOG HAS MASTERED RUBE GOLDBERG CONTRAPTIONS MODIFIED TO CIRCUMVENT GRAVITY.