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NONE_too_SOFT
05-15-2008, 07:44 AM
Its 7:41.

I took "chaser" pills last night to forge an alliance against with the anti hangover coalition, and they are making me shake right now. no hangover, but i feel like a crack head whom hasnt had a fix in ten days. and ovbiously i cant sleep or spell.

At some point in the night, i lost all use of my hands, and started ordering all of my drinks with straws and just hovering over the bar lifeless sipping beer from cocktail straws.

Redheads. used to love em. Not so much this morning.

I can see my bed from right here, but for some god aweful reason i dont trust it right now...


Good night morning.

fatburg
05-15-2008, 07:48 AM
I can find no reason to NOT appreciate redheads!!!

mtp
05-15-2008, 08:50 AM
redheads fuck like crazy

JoJoYZF
05-15-2008, 12:11 PM
^^Truth

dReWpY
05-15-2008, 12:18 PM
by chaser do you mean ruffies?

JoJoYZF
05-15-2008, 12:40 PM
by chaser do you mean ruffies?

Nah, those are for his "dates"

NONE_too_SOFT
05-15-2008, 12:50 PM
by chaser do you mean ruffies?

no no, i save those for my dates.

These pills are cool in that they dont give you a hangover, but im not sure i am really enjoying the jittery anxious feeling their giving me.

ceo012384
05-15-2008, 01:01 PM
At first, you think whiskey dick sucks.

But then you realized it helps you, because if you are drunk enough that you have whiskey dick, it probably means the chick isn't actually attractive enough that you should nail her.





And I always assumed those 'chaser' pills were bogus. Never tried 'em.

NONE_too_SOFT
05-15-2008, 01:02 PM
They work great.

and yea, it was a good laugh. equipment malfunction.

Rider
05-15-2008, 01:08 PM
redheads fuck like crazy

^^Truth

Hmmmmm I need to find me a redhead now..........

Gas Man
05-15-2008, 11:49 PM
Hey I got a redhead and don't mind it!! :whistle:

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/US/BunnyBunny012.jpg

NONE_too_SOFT
05-16-2008, 06:26 AM
wow she actually looked a lot like uma, if her hair wasnt straight.

Captain Morgan
05-16-2008, 07:10 AM
Hey I got a redhead and don't mind it!! :whistle:

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/US/BunnyBunny012.jpg

Dear LORD, she is fucking HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

Mr Lefty
05-16-2008, 07:17 AM
Yeah... fuck'n Gasman... the human Tripod... :lol:

NONE_too_SOFT
05-16-2008, 03:51 PM
Dear LORD, she is fucking HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

shes just got eyes that are screaming "i'll eat your soul" in that pic. and im still jealous.

Gas Man
05-17-2008, 02:50 PM
wow she actually looked a lot like uma, if her hair wasnt straight.

That IS Uma

Dear LORD, she is fucking HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
See above

Yeah... fuck'n Gasman... the human Tripod... :lol:
So you've met my ex-girlfriends? :idk:

shes just got eyes that are screaming "i'll eat your soul" in that pic. and im still jealous.

She says... "I don't think my eyes say that, more like 'Please think I look pretty' and that may be one of the best compliments I ever got, TNX"

:dthumb: :dthumb:

NONE_too_SOFT
05-17-2008, 03:24 PM
She says... "I don't think my eyes say that, more like 'Please think I look pretty' and that may be one of the best compliments I ever got, TNX"

:dthumb: :dthumb:

and a personality to boot. what a lucky man. Too bad he rides a chopper.

DLIT
05-18-2008, 08:47 PM
Fuck those pills. My "chaser pill" is motherfucking Denny's at 4 in the morning.

Captain Morgan
05-18-2008, 08:58 PM
See above


I know full well who she is...I've thought she was hot for years, but that picture stands out above the rest. Absolutely beautiful. You're a lucky man.

NONE_too_SOFT
05-18-2008, 11:06 PM
Fuck those pills. My "chaser pill" is motherfucking Denny's at 4 in the morning.

5 advil and a gallon of water work well too.

itgirl
05-19-2008, 07:43 AM
Hey I got a redhead and don't mind it!! :whistle:

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/US/BunnyBunny012.jpg

pure sex on a stick right there!! :dthumb:

Mr Lefty
05-19-2008, 08:20 AM
with out being too... uh... disrespectfull to Gas or Uma... I wouldn't say sex on a "stick" :wink:

ya know... since Uma is a rider... WTF hasn't she joined and posted?! :bs:

Dnyce
05-19-2008, 08:23 AM
ya know... since Uma is a rider... WTF hasn't she joined and posted?! :bs:

too busy working to pay for gman's chop? :idk:

lol

Gas Man
05-20-2008, 07:52 AM
I know full well who she is...I've thought she was hot for years, but that picture stands out above the rest. Absolutely beautiful. You're a lucky man.
OIC and you are very right. :rockwoot:

pure sex on a stick right there!! :dthumb:
I'l let her know

with out being too... uh... disrespectfull to Gas or Uma... I wouldn't say sex on a "stick" :wink:

ya know... since Uma is a rider... WTF hasn't she joined and posted?! :bs:

she could be a on a stick, but more like a branch! :D

too busy working to pay for gman's chop? :idk:

lol
could be some truth to that... but she's not into the forum thing. Although she did just get a new all pink dell laptop thru work...

NONE_too_SOFT
05-20-2008, 01:10 PM
she could be a on a stick, but more like a branch! :D


.....



oh! i get it now.

ceo012384
05-20-2008, 02:58 PM
Fuck those pills. My "chaser pill" is motherfucking Denny's at 4 in the morning.
Dude!!!! DENNY'S GRAND SLAM FTW!!!!!

My arteries are clogging just thinking about it.

Gas Man
05-21-2008, 11:34 AM
Denny's IMO is only acceptable when drunk or hung over at wee hrs of am.

Mrs. Colleen
05-21-2008, 11:42 AM
pure sex on a stick right there!! :dthumb:

The tiger in the background adds to the sex kitten stance and expression.

Dave
05-21-2008, 12:27 PM
The tiger in the background adds to the sex kitten stance and expression.

indeed, the caption there should be RAWR! :dthumb:

Gas Man
05-21-2008, 12:32 PM
The tiger in the background adds to the sex kitten stance and expression.

indeed, the caption there should be RAWR! :dthumb:


Very good call!! Maybe I should get her some ears and a tigger tail!!! :drool: