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EpyonXero
05-07-2010, 01:23 PM
http://feeds.boingboing.net/~r/boingboing/iBag/~3/K63MNQLKP-4/naked-scanner-reveal.html
http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/05/06/1617423/miami-airport-screener-beats-co.html

Miami airport screener accused of attack after jeers at genitals
BY DAVID OVALLE
dovalle@MiamiHerald.com


Miami-Dade Corrections
Rolando Negrin A Miami International Airport federal security screener has been arrested for allegedly using an expandable police baton to beat up a co-worker.
The source of their conflict, police say: daily ribbing about the size of the screener's genitalia.

Screener Rolando Negrin's private body parts were observed by his Transportation Security Administration colleagues conducting training on the airport's full-body imaging machines.

Months of joking culminated on Tuesday night, when Negrin attacked co-worker Hugo Osorno in an employee parking lot, according to an arrest report.

Negrin ``stated he could not take the jokes any more and lost his mind,'' said the report, made public Thursday.

The agitated screener forced Osorno to his knees and made him apologize before whacking him on the back and arms with the baton, according to the report.

Negrin, who posted $7,500 bond on Wednesday night, is charged with aggravated battery.

Federal officials began using full-body scanning machines at airports across the nation in 2008, touting them as a high-tech, effective way to screen passengers for weapons or dangerous materials.

Screeners in a separate room view images of the human body, private parts and all, with the person's face blurred. The machines have raised concerns from the American Civil Liberties Union, which says they represent an invasion of passengers' privacy.

Florida ACLU Director Howard Simon said he frowns on the ``electronic strip search'' and called on the government to use less invasive security technology.

``Ribbing and fighting among TSA workers -- it's a sad story. It's an unnecessary story,'' Simon said Thursday. ``The government is being seduced by new technology.''

TSA spokesman Jonathan Allen, in a statement issued Thursday, said that Negrin is being suspended and an internal inquiry is being launched.

``TSA has a zero-tolerance policy for workplace violence,'' he said. ``We are investigating to determine whether training procedures were violated and will take appropriate action as necessary.''

shmike
05-07-2010, 01:27 PM
All you guys at the rally need to remember this post when you think about mocking the gingers. :lol:

askmrjesus
05-07-2010, 01:29 PM
All you guys at the rally need to remember this post when you think about mocking the gingers. :lol:

Why, do they have tiny dicks too?

JC

Cutty72
05-07-2010, 01:29 PM
I need one of these "i can see you naked" machines. :lol:

OneSickPsycho
05-07-2010, 03:00 PM
And so it begins...

These machines are a disaster... Airport security is a fucking joke anyway... I can take a pocket knife on a plan as long as it has a blade shorter than 3" or something. Someone could kill a whole lot of motherfuckers with a 3" knife.

Avatard
05-07-2010, 03:05 PM
When they mock your dick.

That's when the terrorists win.

:lmao:

pauldun170
05-07-2010, 03:08 PM
When they mock your dick.

That's when the terrorists win.

:lmao:

:lol:

Trip
05-07-2010, 03:52 PM
All you guys at the rally need to remember this post when you think about mocking the gingers. :lol:

We have tommy to keep them in line.

Particle Man
05-07-2010, 04:28 PM
When they mock your dick.

That's when the terrorists win.

:lmao:

:lmao:

Dave
05-07-2010, 06:58 PM
dude shoulda just explained the difference between growers and hangers :lol:

Homeslice
05-07-2010, 09:46 PM
dude shoulda just explained the difference between growers and hangers :lol:

Truth

Hangers are inferior, their dick muscle is incapable of expanding to its potential like healthy tissue should.

BTW whoever is in favor of these machines is a moron......They accomplish little.....Terrorists will just put explosives in their carryon from now on.

Rangerscott
05-07-2010, 10:12 PM
http://www.rodale.com/files/images/security_check.jpg

Smittie61984
05-09-2010, 10:47 AM
BTW whoever is in favor of these machines is a moron......They accomplish little.....Terrorists will just put explosives in their carryon from now on.

I remember going through the security and my TSA screener was so out of it I could of snuck an old school Bugs Bunny style bomb with a lit fuse and I doubt any of those sorry asses would have noticed.

If the machines actually work I wouldn't give a crap about them. You walk through, some dumbass government worker in a little room on the other side of the airport (or world) sees my dick, points, laughs, giggles and I go on through grope free. Beats taking shoes off, belt off, and then getting stuck behind some 90 year old woman with hip replacement surgery who is having a hard time explaining to some dumbass government worker that she has metal in her body.

I think profiling would be a lot better since we know the biggest threat to America. Middle aged white males.

Dave
05-09-2010, 06:41 PM
Truth

Hangers are inferior, their dick muscle is incapable of expanding to its potential like healthy tissue should.



a former coworker was telling me about a pair of friends she'd slept with (not at the same time). the one with the grower had apparently at one time caught sight of the hanger's package and didnt know about the two types :lol so he was always telling her about how much bigger his friend was...until she slept with the friend who turned out to be far smaller :lol: best part is she never told the grower the truth :lol

101lifts2
05-09-2010, 09:26 PM
Its the hard length that matters. lol

Captain Morgan
05-09-2010, 09:45 PM
Its the hard length that matters. lol

Unless it's a pencil dick. :lol: I imagine the women prefer length along with girth.

azoomm
05-09-2010, 09:54 PM
You guys are WEIRD.

:lol:

Avatard
05-09-2010, 10:31 PM
Meh, I dunno...I reckon American men are just about as dick weird as the women are titty weird.:idk:

Homeslice
05-09-2010, 10:35 PM
a former coworker was telling me about a pair of friends she'd slept with (not at the same time). the one with the grower had apparently at one time caught sight of the hanger's package and didnt know about the two types :lol so he was always telling her about how much bigger his friend was...until she slept with the friend who turned out to be far smaller :lol: best part is she never told the grower the truth :lol

Why exactly did one guy see the other guy's package :scratch:

And why would say anything about it to that girl :scratch:

Guys who gossip about another guy's dick are either gay, or retarded in some way.

Particle Man
05-10-2010, 09:21 AM
a former coworker was telling me about a pair of friends she'd slept with (not at the same time). the one with the grower had apparently at one time caught sight of the hanger's package and didnt know about the two types :lol so he was always telling her about how much bigger his friend was...until she slept with the friend who turned out to be far smaller :lol: best part is she never told the grower the truth :lolUm, why would one guy EVER be talking about another dude's dick? :wtfru:

wildchild
05-10-2010, 09:58 AM
maybe he was hoping for threesome with his friend. :spank:

Particle Man
05-10-2010, 10:10 AM
maybe he was hoping for threesome with his friend. :spank:

No crossing swords.

Dave
05-10-2010, 11:37 AM
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1001/its-not-gay-gay-tennis-balls-not-touching-demotivational-poster-1262429214.jpg