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askmrjesus
05-13-2010, 02:23 PM
...I"ll be long gone.
My tarry-ass lungs and I, are headed out to do some damage.
Have a nice weekend kids, Daddy's going drinking.
JC
HokieDNA01
05-13-2010, 02:39 PM
Have fun JC.
Particle Man
05-13-2010, 02:44 PM
have fun dood.
where you going?
VatorMan
05-13-2010, 03:07 PM
Have fun storming the castle !!
http://www.nickberry.com/myspace/princess_bride-miracle_max.jpg
dReWpY
05-13-2010, 03:59 PM
lol, stay away from cake
tha cake is a lie
askmrjesus
05-18-2010, 10:54 AM
where you going?
All the way to the end.
If you're going to put up a sign that says "ROAD CLOSED", don't blame me if you left enough room to get around the gate...
Great weekend. Man-eating trees, torrential down pours, and maybe just a wee bit too much single malt.
I think I cracked my liver.
JC
smileyman
05-18-2010, 12:27 PM
Eggsellent! Those kinds of rides give you character!
tommymac
05-18-2010, 12:28 PM
Eggsellent! Those kinds of rides give you character!
Like he needs any more character :lol:
wildchild
05-18-2010, 12:40 PM
hope the ride was good.
I have to ask, does that sticker say Marlin TOUCH service? did the guys you were riding with know about this service? LOL
Papa_Complex
05-18-2010, 01:02 PM
And by the time you get to Phoenix she'll be rising. Damn you and your wanderjahrs.
Oh, wait, I got to kick back around the track last weekend with the racers.
Nevermind.
askmrjesus
05-18-2010, 01:30 PM
hope the ride was good.
I have to ask, does that sticker say Marlin TOUCH service? did the guys you were riding with know about this service? LOL
No, it says Marlin Tauch Service. It's the German word for scuba diving.
The Germans have all the cool shit.
JC
OneSickPsycho
05-18-2010, 01:36 PM
No, it says Marlin Tauch Service. It's the German word for scuba diving.
The Germans have all the cool shit.
JC
Damn right they do.
http://beaut.ie/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/david-hasselhoff.jpg
wildchild
05-18-2010, 02:42 PM
No, it says Marlin Tauch Service. It's the German word for scuba diving.
The Germans have all the cool shit.
JC
all good, it was an a honest mistake.
Damn right they do.
http://beaut.ie/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/david-hasselhoff.jpg
I did not need that vision!! :wtfru:
OneSickPsycho
05-18-2010, 02:55 PM
all good, it was an a honest mistake.
I did not need that vision!! :wtfru:
The Hoff needs a bikini wax.
askmrjesus
05-18-2010, 03:04 PM
all good, it was an a honest mistake.
Don't sweat it.
The Hoff needs a bikini wax.
Dude, WTF?
JC
VatorMan
05-18-2010, 03:14 PM
Don't sweat it.
Dude, WTF?
JC
You don't think the Hoff needs a wax?
You don't think the Hoff needs a wax?
http://www.toddklindt.com/TransAm/People%20that%20have%20stolen%20my%20bandwidth/The%20Hoff.jpg
askmrjesus
05-18-2010, 03:22 PM
You don't think the Hoff needs a wax?
I didn't look.
JC
lauralynne
05-18-2010, 03:52 PM
hell - even *I* didn't look.
askmrjesus
05-18-2010, 03:56 PM
hell - even *I* didn't look.
Yeah, and she looks at EVERYTHING!
JC
lauralynne
05-18-2010, 03:58 PM
Yeah, and she looks at EVERYTHING!
JC
don't YOU know it baby!! ;)
(MrsJesus - I'm just kidding...)
VatorMan
05-18-2010, 04:17 PM
I didn't look.
JC
Then why did I have to be circumsized ?
Rider
05-18-2010, 04:20 PM
Then why did I have to be circumsized ?
Because you had 6 inches of skin and only a 3 inch dick? :idk:
VatorMan
05-18-2010, 06:30 PM
Because you had 6 inches of skin and only a 3 inch dick? :idk:
So you too like to gaze.
wildchild
05-19-2010, 01:06 PM
bunch of pecker peekers in here lately isn't there? :lol
Rider
05-19-2010, 01:08 PM
So you too like to gaze.
Nah, I was in the Navy and know that that kind of behavior would get your ass thrown overboard never to be seen again.
azoomm
05-19-2010, 01:09 PM
:lol:
JC, glad it was a good time - a cracked liver is better than no liver at all!!
Nah, I was in the Navy and know that that kind of behavior would get your ass thrown overboard never to be seen again.
How do you seperate the men from the boys in the Navy?
With a crowbar.
Rider
05-19-2010, 01:11 PM
How do you seperate the men from the boys in the Navy?
With a crowbar.
Funny, I've heard them all but in reality, that kind of behavior would get you killed... no joke.
Funny, I've heard them all but in reality, that kind of behavior would get you killed... no joke.
no it wouldn't, maybe beat up, but not killed. Nuclear is littered with you bastards, no sense of humor.
Rider
05-19-2010, 02:53 PM
no it wouldn't, maybe beat up, but not killed. Nuclear is littered with you bastards, no sense of humor.
Snipes. What do they know. :lol
VatorMan
05-19-2010, 03:10 PM
Snipes. What do they know. :lol
I were a Snipe in the USN. Shipboard Electrician.
Rider
05-19-2010, 03:15 PM
I were a Snipe in the USN. Shipboard Electrician.
Oh a "1 wire" as we called them EM's, well them, and AE's.
VatorMan
05-19-2010, 03:43 PM
Oh a "1 wire" as we called them EM's, well them, and AE's.
Never heard 1 wire-mostly fresh air snipe or sparky. I used to run the SITE TV system on my first ship and take care of the shipboard aviation equipment. Plus stand watch in Main Control. I did qualify EOOW (Engineer of the watch).
Snipes.
You are thinking too low. The navy guys I am talking about are the reactor operators and above. All the plant operations big wigs are usually Navy around the industry.
wildchild
05-20-2010, 08:27 AM
no it wouldn't, maybe beat up, but not killed. Nuclear is littered with you bastards, no sense of humor.
you got 'em there too huh?
askmrjesus
05-20-2010, 08:37 AM
You guys are fucking up my thread with all your faggy engineer talk, so here's a picture of my buddy's KLR at the rally, (well, near the rally anyway :lol:).
JC
Rider
05-20-2010, 08:39 AM
You are thinking too low. The navy guys I am talking about are the reactor operators and above. All the plant operations big wigs are usually Navy around the industry.
Below the waterline is a "snipe" no matter what your job is. Sometimes they are also referred to as "black shoes" by the aviation community(brown shoes).
azoomm
05-20-2010, 11:49 AM
.You guys are fucking up my thread with all your faggy engineer talk, so here's a picture of my buddy's KLR at the rally, (well, near the rally anyway :lol:).
JC
Oops
Archren
05-20-2010, 11:50 AM
The liver is evil. It must be punished. Mine is SO overdue.
askmrjesus
05-20-2010, 12:11 PM
.
Oops
It's ok.
He "fixed" it. :lol:
JC
Papa_Complex
05-20-2010, 12:19 PM
Bah! It's only a SUBframe.
wildchild
05-20-2010, 01:03 PM
It's ok.
He "fixed" it. :lol:
JC
ummm how much did you guys drink? that is not the way to kick start a bike. :lol
Particle Man
05-20-2010, 09:47 PM
how'd he end up with his KLR humping a guard rail?
askmrjesus
05-21-2010, 01:08 PM
how'd he end up with his KLR humping a guard rail?
Let's put it this way, it wasn't because he was going too slow...:lol:
JC
Particle Man
05-22-2010, 07:38 AM
Let's put it this way, it wasn't because he was going too slow...:lol:
JC
Ah :lol: he end up with a "performance award" from the local Revinue Generators, er, I mean, police?
askmrjesus
05-22-2010, 09:29 AM
Ah :lol: he end up with a "performance award" from the local Revinue Generators, er, I mean, police?
Nope, he got lucky. Not a cop in sight.
The bike on the other hand, was all kinds of fucked up. Busted side stand, peg, shift lever, subframe, luggage rack (destroyed). Cool part was, he got it back together in time to lead the single track ride the next day.
JC
Particle Man
05-22-2010, 10:04 AM
Yikes...
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