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Avatard
05-15-2010, 06:46 PM
https://www.wegmans.com/prodimg/701/500/694990083701.jpg

Anyone try these? Two are just 100 calories, and they're the most fucking amazing thing you ever ate. If you don't like dark chocolate, stay away.

If you do like dark chocolate, I promise this is as pleased as you will ever get without someone actually touching your happy parts.

smileyman
05-15-2010, 06:50 PM
Looks good, I'm off to the store! Hope it isn't some regional brand...

Particle Man
05-15-2010, 07:02 PM
They'll probably take a million freakin' years to get up here. I STILL can't get Snapple mint tea here and I love that stuff.

lauralynne
05-15-2010, 10:38 PM
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Anyone try these? Two are just 100 calories, and they're the most fucking amazing thing you ever ate. If you don't like dark chocolate, stay away.

If you do like dark chocolate, I promise this is as pleased as you will ever get without someone actually touching your happy parts.

Obviously never had PMS - these are OLD news....New are the oreos that are wafer, cream, then covered in fudge (no second wafer).

Trip
05-15-2010, 10:52 PM
Tried World Market and they didn't have em. If anyone finds them, let me know. They look delicious.

lauralynne
05-15-2010, 10:58 PM
http://www.lubiscuitsna.com/looking.html

Particle Man
05-15-2010, 11:03 PM
Obviously never had PMS

I should hope not :lol:

Avatard
05-15-2010, 11:22 PM
Tried World Market and they didn't have em. If anyone finds them, let me know. They look delicious.

They should be in your regular supermarket, over by the fancy cookies (next to the Pepperidge Farm cookies).

They're made by Nabisco.

racedoll
05-16-2010, 08:40 AM
You guys are sounding pretty gay in this thread. Isn't this something us girls should be talking about, not you manly-men?

Cutty72
05-16-2010, 09:15 AM
Obviously never had PMS - these are OLD news....New are the oreos that are wafer, cream, then covered in fudge (no second wafer).

I prefer the reg oreo's that are choc covered.

smileyman
05-16-2010, 10:45 AM
How's this for manly? I am going to make a bacon sandwich out of mine...

racedoll
05-16-2010, 09:13 PM
How's this for manly? I am going to make a bacon sandwich out of mine...

Bacon and dark chocolate? Um, no thank you.

And I hope I haven't discouraged anyone by saying these are not manly. You just don't generally hear guys talk about stuff like this.

Avatard
05-16-2010, 10:01 PM
Sorry, cupcake, but in my house, I'm the cook.

Men have always been the top chefs.

Good food is not exclusive to women, quite the contrary. Perhaps that "make me a sammich" thing went to your head.

racedoll
05-16-2010, 10:06 PM
Sorry, cupcake, but in my house, I'm the cook.

Men have always been the top chefs.

Good food is not exclusive to women, quite the contrary. Perhaps that "make me a sammich" thing went to your head.

Then why the "f" haven't you made me supper yet! I'm STARVING! :lol:

Porkchop
05-16-2010, 10:15 PM
Then why the "f" haven't you made me supper yet! I'm STARVING! :lol:

Hell yea Av... where is my sammich then??? Preferably a club sammich with dill pickles and honey mustard. Oh, and skip those nasty ass tomatoes....

KTHX :dthumb:

Avatard
05-16-2010, 10:51 PM
My "specialties" are:

Beef Stroganoff
Chili
Tacos (legit, from scratch...no "kits")
Steak and Potatoes (a zillion ways)
Feijoada (black bean stew)
Fried Pork Chops
Flan pudding
Ropa Vieja
A KILLER Italian Red Sauce
My own Russian dressing
Home-made beef jerky
Cream of Potato soup
...and a lot more.

Sandwiches? Yeah, I go there, but I take it pretty seriously; I'll often whip up a batch of my own mustard, with a little white wine, and some Coleman's powder, and a few other spices...

Give me a flat top, and a spatula, and I can sling hash like there's no tomorrow...outdoor grill? Love it. Make Killer BBQ. How much do I like to cook? I bought myself a Viking stove...

Porkchop
05-16-2010, 11:08 PM
My "specialties" are:

Beef Stroganoff
Chili
Tacos (legit, from scratch...no "kits")
Steak and Potatoes (a zillion ways)
Feijoada (black bean stew)
Fried Pork Chops
Flan pudding
Ropa Vieja
A KILLER Italian Red Sauce
My own Russian dressing
Home-made beef jerky
Cream of Potato soup
...and a lot more.

Sandwiches? Yeah, I go there, but I take it pretty seriously; I'll often whip up a batch of my own mustard, with a little white wine, and some Coleman's powder, and a few other spices...

Give me a flat top, and a spatula, and I can sling hash like there's no tomorrow...outdoor grill? Love it. Make Killer BBQ. How much do I like to cook? I bought myself a Viking stove...

Damn that all sounds good. I'm a feind for some chili. Do you make yours spicey, or beaney, or?

Avatard
05-17-2010, 12:37 AM
My Chili starts with the help of Caroll Shelby (at double strength, at least) and then I considerably "supercharge" from there with about 7-8 different hot sauces, Hungarian Hot Paprika, and a few different chillies and chili powders, and tomatoes added.

The funny thing is that when you add a bunch of different "hots", the overall aggregate effect is actually a more blunted hot, not the sharp, painful experience you might be envisioning.

I have made it with beans, and without, and I think I prefer it best with few beans, and more beef.

My "secret"? I like to use London Broil, and grind it myself, which results in ridiculously tender, and totally lean meat...which I then supplant with bacon, to "add back" the missing fat, and add a ton of flavor...and "fix" the starchy mouthfeel of the beans (pork fat rules, and is the secret to any good bean dish or stew).

The result is insanely tender, melt-in-your-mouth fucking lava, served with shredded cheddar/jack, and sour cream to keep the fire at a controlled simmer on the tongue.

Homeslice
05-17-2010, 02:35 AM
You guys are sounding pretty gay in this thread. Isn't this something us girls should be talking about, not you manly-men?

On this board, talking about overpriced gourmet cookies is OK, but talking about clothing, something everybody buys, is not :scratch:

Trip
05-17-2010, 07:34 AM
On this board, talking about overpriced gourmet cookies is OK, but talking about clothing, something everybody buys, is not :scratch:

Clothing is ghey, food is serious.

marko138
05-17-2010, 07:58 AM
They'll probably take a million freakin' years to get up here. I STILL can't get Snapple mint tea here and I love that stuff.
Mint Snapple...that is good shit. And discontinued. Which sucks.

racedoll
05-17-2010, 08:25 AM
My "specialties" are:

Beef Stroganoff
Chili
Tacos (legit, from scratch...no "kits")
Steak and Potatoes (a zillion ways)
Feijoada (black bean stew)
Fried Pork Chops
Flan pudding
Ropa Vieja
A KILLER Italian Red Sauce
My own Russian dressing
Home-made beef jerky
Cream of Potato soup
...and a lot more.

Sandwiches? Yeah, I go there, but I take it pretty seriously; I'll often whip up a batch of my own mustard, with a little white wine, and some Coleman's powder, and a few other spices...

Give me a flat top, and a spatula, and I can sling hash like there's no tomorrow...outdoor grill? Love it. Make Killer BBQ. How much do I like to cook? I bought myself a Viking stove...

Sounds good if you like all that stuff. Of your list, I'd take the steak and potatoes, and maybe chili. I'd take the sandwich too depending on what it is minus everything else (just plain). Yes I'm picky.

On this board, talking about overpriced gourmet cookies is OK, but talking about clothing, something everybody buys, is not :scratch:

OK. Good to know.

NONE_too_SOFT
05-17-2010, 10:45 AM
https://www.wegmans.com/prodimg/701/500/694990083701.jpg

Anyone try these? Two are just 100 calories, and they're the most fucking amazing thing you ever ate. If you don't like dark chocolate, stay away.

If you do like dark chocolate, I promise this is as pleased as you will ever get without someone actually touching your happy parts.

usually the incentive for the "low calorie" food is the fact that its so aweful you dont want to eat any more of it...

If they're so good, 2 cookies could easily turn into 2 boxes.

Homeslice
05-17-2010, 10:46 AM
Clothing is ghey, food is serious.

guess everyones ghey then

NONE_too_SOFT
05-17-2010, 10:55 AM
I'm gay for cake.

Trip
05-17-2010, 11:30 AM
guess everyones ghey then

pretty much, about the only thing I buy clothing wise is t-shirts. My wife buys the rest because I simply don't care.

smileyman
05-17-2010, 12:55 PM
Dis thread makes me hungry and that is a very manly man need. i'm going to lunch!

Trip
05-17-2010, 08:36 PM
OMG, Found em at wally world, the orange ones are fucking good as well

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4066/4616657259_ca60b620a7.jpg

Avatard
05-17-2010, 08:49 PM
Orange ones are 9/10ths the Raspberry ones.

Good for switch-ups, but stock up on the Raspberries. You'll be gobbling down more of those, I'd be willing to bet.

Only 3 bucks? I'd get a few...

Avatard
05-18-2010, 01:25 AM
usually the incentive for the "low calorie" food is the fact that its so aweful you dont want to eat any more of it...

If they're so good, 2 cookies could easily turn into 2 boxes.

They taste like they're fucking 500 calories each. If you can eat two boxes of these things, bless you, man...but I find them sooo rich, two, maybe three really is enough.

...But they're really fucking good, dude. NOM.

101lifts2
05-18-2010, 02:26 AM
Clothing is ghey, food is serious.

LOL...actually food is serious unless it's gourmet cookies. Then it's homo. :lol

Trip
05-18-2010, 08:09 AM
They taste like they're fucking 500 calories each. If you can eat two boxes of these things, bless you, man...but I find them sooo rich, two, maybe three really is enough.

...But they're really fucking good, dude. NOM.

I ate a whole box of the raspberries. LOL

Particle Man
05-18-2010, 08:14 AM
I too am the cook in my house. That's why I didn't balk when my wife wanted to buy top of the line Calphalon pots and pans.

Mint Snapple...that is good shit. And discontinued. Which sucks.

Crap. See? If I'd been able to get it up in my area before I'd have known it was discontinued :lol:

marko138
05-18-2010, 09:08 AM
I too am the cook in my house. That's why I didn't balk when my wife wanted to buy top of the line Calphalon pots and pans.



Crap. See? If I'd been able to get it up in my area before I'd have known it was discontinued :lol:
It's been discontinued for years.

Particle Man
05-18-2010, 09:24 AM
It's been discontinued for years.

good thing I didn't stop to try to find it then, huh? :lol:

marko138
05-18-2010, 09:30 AM
good thing I didn't stop to try to find it then, huh? :lol:
Too bad b/c that shit was awesome.

Particle Man
05-18-2010, 10:13 AM
If it had become available near me I probably would have single-handedly kept it on the market with high sales figures :lol:

Avatard
05-18-2010, 10:42 AM
I ate a whole box of the raspberries. LOL

Well, at least they're not fattening. The whole box is 600 calories.

I take it you agree, these are pretty fucking tasty.

:lmao:

Trip
05-18-2010, 10:56 AM
Well, at least they're not fattening. The whole box is 600 calories.

I take it you agree, these are pretty fucking tasty.

:lmao:

yeah they are, good find