View Full Version : Loud pipes = small penis
http://www.glossynews.com/artman/publish/study-links-loud-mufflers-penile-1796.shtml
:lol:
lauralynne
05-15-2010, 10:32 PM
retarded too:
'Your pipes really turn me on, show me your stuff'. Generally the subject would whip it out on the spot and before he could figure out what was going on we would have him measured, tagged and released."
Particle Man
05-15-2010, 10:32 PM
It turns out that quite a number of these guys would rather expose themselves to another man than to a woman. When queried about their sexual orientation however they were emphatic that they were not gay. Although it was beyond the scope of this study I suspect that the Larry Craig Syndrome is playing a role here." The Larry Craig Syndrome or LCS is used to explain the behavior of a man who is in such deep denial about his homosexuality that he continues to deny it even when presented with direct evidence to the contrary. "It's way beyond being in the closet":lmao:
racedoll
05-16-2010, 08:45 AM
And they had to spend money to research this, when women already know.
Captain Morgan
05-16-2010, 09:14 AM
Hey ladies, I have the stock exhaust on my V-strom. It's super quiet. ;)
Amber Lamps
05-16-2010, 11:45 AM
Hey ladies, I have the stock exhaust on my V-strom. It's super quiet. ;)
This explains why I switched from a M4 Gp exhaust to an Akropovic after my penis enlargement surgery...
Particle Man
05-16-2010, 01:46 PM
Hey ladies, I have the stock exhaust on my V-strom. It's super quiet. ;)
Hahahaahahaha
Avatard
05-16-2010, 01:59 PM
I have an electric. My E-penis is huge.
i never got the if you drive something more exciting than a camry you must have a small dick thing.
Rangerscott
05-16-2010, 06:19 PM
i never got the if you drive something more exciting than a camry you must have a small dick thing.
Thats because you have a small dick.
Thats because you have a small dick.
thats not what your mom said.
really? theres still people on this board dumb enough to fall for that obvious a setup? :lmao:
itgirl
05-16-2010, 06:56 PM
this article is completely accurate. my harley has the loudest pipes ever on it and my penis is almost non-existent. :lol
Rangerscott
05-16-2010, 07:29 PM
thats not what your mom said.
really? theres still people on this board dumb enough to fall for that obvious a setup? :lmao:
Why do guys have to hide their dick size?
this article is completely accurate. my harley has the loudest pipes ever on it and my penis is almost non-existent. :lol
Almost?!?!?
Amber Lamps
05-16-2010, 07:41 PM
Almost?!?!?
she has a huge clit...:lol:
Avatard
05-16-2010, 07:42 PM
http://poopnugget.com/files/tmi.jpg
dReWpY
05-16-2010, 07:51 PM
http://poopnugget.com/files/tmi.jpg
this...
and i feel lied to, ftr
Rangerscott
05-16-2010, 08:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrAHtjt2cqQ&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsOCDdlVo9I
http://poopnugget.com/files/tmi.jpg
yeah no shit
Particle Man
05-16-2010, 10:05 PM
what the hell :lmao:
Why do guys have to hide their dick size?
whos hiding? come east. i'll let you hold it :lol:
RedRider2k2
05-16-2010, 11:44 PM
Tmall must have a fucking Innie then. That thing sets off car alarms:lol:
itgirl
05-17-2010, 12:13 AM
Almost?!?!?
:lol: just shootin' some holes in this silly theory.
Homeslice
05-17-2010, 12:29 AM
i never got the if you drive something more exciting than a camry you must have a small dick thing.
depends WHY you bought it ;)
because you're an enthusiast & enjoy driving it = normal dick
because you're trying to impress people = little dick
Same with bike exhausts.....
because you like the sound = normal dick
because you are trying to fit in with other bikers who say you "must" get an exhaust = little dick
Rangerscott
05-17-2010, 12:31 AM
If more women weren't so materialistic then men wouldn't have to buy such things.
Avatard
05-17-2010, 12:49 AM
I always loved to keep them guessing (although ladies were always welcome to find out "firsthand")
My former daily driver:
http://poopnugget.com/files/truck.jpg
My old race bike:
http://www.krntija.com/minibike2.gif
fasternyou929
05-17-2010, 12:50 AM
...and my penis...
:lol: just shootin' some holes
Sing it, brother! :lol:
Rangerscott
05-17-2010, 01:18 AM
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p127/Uncrunkable/clown.jpg
:lol: just shootin' some holes in this silly theory.
It doesn't work well when someone has had augmentation for an inadequacy. :lol:
I always loved to keep them guessing (although ladies were always welcome to find out "firsthand")
My former daily driver:
http://poopnugget.com/files/truck.jpg
My old race bike:
http://www.krntija.com/minibike2.gif
That's a pimp ass truck, make me miss my ramcharger
the chi
05-17-2010, 11:06 AM
I always loved to keep them guessing (although ladies were always welcome to find out "firsthand")
My former daily driver:
http://poopnugget.com/files/truck.jpg
I had one just like it in red! That thing was a beast, i miss it.
z06boy
05-17-2010, 11:28 AM
Well since I have a loud Vette...a loud bike and a loud boat...I need to be...
http://gafy.com/images/categories/270_C023.jpg
:rofl: :rofl: What horse$hit !!
OneSickPsycho
05-17-2010, 11:51 AM
Well since I have a loud Vette...a loud bike and a loud boat...I need to be...
http://gafy.com/images/categories/270_C023.jpg
:rofl: :rofl: What horse$hit !!
That's what all the guys with small cocks say.
z06boy
05-17-2010, 12:19 PM
That's what all the guys with small cocks say.
...or guys that don't give a chit and think it's pretty ignorant for people to say this and know for a fact that they aren't lacking. :idk:
I think stock exhaust sounds puzzified on most bikes/cars. :stirpot:
OneSickPsycho
05-17-2010, 12:38 PM
...or guys that don't give a chit and think it's pretty ignorant for people to say this and know for a fact that they aren't lacking. :idk:
I think stock exhaust sounds puzzified on most bikes/cars. :stirpot:
Remember... you're talking to the guy who had a gutted pipe on his Buell and still thinks the Yosh's on the Tiller could be louder.
z06boy
05-17-2010, 12:50 PM
Remember... you're talking to the guy who had a gutted pipe on his Buell and still thinks the Yosh's on the Tiller could be louder.
:cheers:...but still nothing to do with d!ck size. :lol: I don't make a habit of comparing but I do know from my experience playing sports in school and my time spent in the USMC with freakin' community showers that even though I wasn't the stud of the group...I sure as he!! wasn't the Mini Me either. :rofl:
VatorMan
05-17-2010, 01:23 PM
:cheers:...but still nothing to do with d!ck size. :lol: I don't make a habit of comparing but I do know from my experience playing sports in school and my time spent in the USMC with freakin' community showers that even though I wasn't the stud of the group...I sure as he!! wasn't the Mini Me either. :rofl:
Did some shower gazing eh?
http://www.coolscifi.com/gallery/files/1/Trek_Riker_Lavatory.gif
Digifox
05-17-2010, 01:43 PM
Haha damn.
Wait so whats it mean when you have a loud pissed off lawn mower sounding, piece of shit?
Lol for bikes, who really likes the silent whisp of the stock pipes? You can hear the car next to you at a stop light over it.
***edit***
Z06boy, whats with all the censoring?
Do you have a "puzzy" or do you work for the FCC?
Oh, nevermind those are one in the same....
Tmall
05-17-2010, 02:48 PM
Tmall must have a fucking Innie then. That thing sets off car alarms:lol:
I've got three belly buttons...
Edit: I'd be embarassed if it didn't make the bike run so much better.
Rider
05-17-2010, 02:58 PM
Those idiots with the "Loud pipes saves lives" stickers on their half helmets make me want to smack the shit out of their dumbass. Louder pipes are inherent of better performance but your pipes don't need to be fucking stupidly obnoxious for no fucking reason. Assholes should have spent the money on a full face helmet.
z06boy
05-18-2010, 09:52 AM
***edit***
Z06boy, whats with all the censoring?
Do you have a "puzzy" or do you work for the FCC?
Oh, nevermind those are one in the same....
Neither one but since I work for a large corporation...when posting from the office we have IT Nazi's and profanity sends up a flag and since I post pretty much what I would say if face to face I spell it as to not give them a reason to pay me any attention. It's worked for 20 years give or take so I'll stick to it. :idk:
Did some shower gazing eh?
:lol: Well I don't know if you've ever been in the military or played sports and HAD to use a community shower day in and day out but unfortunately you can't avoid seeing a swinging d!ck from time to time :cry:...but I definitely wouldn't call it...gazing. :rofl:
Neither one but since I work for a large corporation...when posting from the office we have IT Nazi's and profanity sends up a flag and since I post pretty much what I would say if face to face I spell it as to not give them a reason to pay me any attention. It's worked for 20 years give or take so I'll stick to it. :idk:
:lol: Well I don't know if you've ever been in the military or played sports and HAD to use a community shower day in and day out but unfortunately you can't avoid seeing a swinging d!ck from time to time :cry:...but I definitely wouldn't call it...gazing. :rofl:
Ill vouch, kinda impossible to avoid lol. Om my last deployment the idiot 1st sgt kept asking for all kinds of ridiculous lists so we made a list of how big everyone in the platoon's wedding tackle was and whether it grew or hung. He stopped asking for stuff :lmao:
z06boy
05-18-2010, 10:04 AM
Ill vouch, kinda impossible to avoid lol. Om my last deployment the idiot 1st sgt kept asking for all kinds of ridiculous lists so we made a list of how big everyone in the platoon's wedding tackle was and whether it grew or hung. He stopped asking for stuff :lmao:
:rofl:
When I posted that yesterday I had to leave and actually go do some work for the rest of the day and wasn't able to get back online to see any responses. I was thinking later on...humm...that post about showers and such was pretty fvcked up...maybe I shouldn't have even mentioned that !! :rofl: Luckily I only got cracked on by one person. :lol:
VatorMan
05-18-2010, 11:44 AM
:rofl:
When I posted that yesterday I had to leave and actually go do some work for the rest of the day and wasn't able to get back online to see any responses. I was thinking later on...humm...that post about showers and such was pretty fvcked up...maybe I shouldn't have even mentioned that !! :rofl: Luckily I only got cracked on by one person. :lol:
:lol:
wildchild
05-18-2010, 12:37 PM
:rofl:
When I posted that yesterday I had to leave and actually go do some work for the rest of the day and wasn't able to get back online to see any responses. I was thinking later on...humm...that post about showers and such was pretty fvcked up...maybe I shouldn't have even mentioned that !! :rofl: Luckily I only got cracked on by one person. :lol:
many of us have been or are in that situation and know what you meant. LOL
many of us have been or are in that situation and know what you meant. LOL
I'm so glad you didn't say position :lol:
wildchild
05-18-2010, 02:40 PM
i'm so glad you didn't say position :lol:
lol
z06boy
05-19-2010, 11:10 AM
:lol:
many of us have been or are in that situation and know what you meant. LOL
:lol: :cheers:
I'm so glad you didn't say position :lol:
:rofl: Uhh....no Sarge...uhh...we were practicing some of those new ju-jitsu moves...yeah that's it !! :jd: :bw: :jerry: :dvrofl:
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