What should we do to a help a buddy's truck?

[Trip]

:lol:

OSP is off on his trip and it's parked right there.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

hello kitty and hannah montana the shit outa that thing.

[psychochild28]

hello kitty and hannah montana the shit outa that thing.

:lol: :iagree:

[Cutty72]

:rockout: :lol:

[PiZdETS]

get a sharpie and write "butt" in front of every ranger emblem on it.

[Mule]

vaseline up under the door handles....
siphon out all the gas

the "butt" ranger thing was funny......

i'm all for doing things that won't be noticeable right off the bat.....

[Mudpuppy]

if you guys were secret agents you'd all be dead.. way to be covert by posting publicly there ass nuggets..

[Trip]

get a sharpie and write "butt" in front of every ranger emblem on it.

That's freakin awesome, I am going to get a vinyl sticker or magnet to do that.

if you guys were secret agents you'd all be dead.. way to be covert by posting publicly there ass nuggets..

He's on his road trip with drewpy, they aren't checking the net.

vaseline up under the door handles....
siphon out all the gas

the "butt" ranger thing was funny......

i'm all for doing things that won't be noticeable right off the bat.....

Siphoning gas FTW, I got some breaker grease that is even better than vasoline.

[Mudpuppy]

yeah but won't he check the net when he gets back fucker? then all the evidence he needs is right here and you are then on his short list..

here's what i would do - call a party store and tell them to fuck off they are ass munching faggots and your name is OSP and give them his cell #. So they call him and motherfucker him - i.e. this is Hawken from the corner fucking store you asshole i kill you.. Then fuck with his truck.. then when he gets back he thinks Hawken did it.. need i spell everything out in black and white to you fucking amateurs.. and now you can't use my idea because he will see it also..

[DLIT]

Paint huge cocks all over it.

[Trip]

yeah but won't he check the net when he gets back fucker? then all the evidence he needs is right here and you are then on his short list..

here's what i would do - call a party store and tell them to fuck off they are ass munching faggots and your name is OSP and give them his cell #. So they call him and motherfucker him - i.e. this is Hawken from the corner fucking store you asshole i kill you.. Then fuck with his truck.. then when he gets back he thinks Hawken did it.. need i spell everything out in black and white to you fucking amateurs.. and now you can't use my idea because he will see it also..

He doesn't live around here or know anyone here, he just left it in my parking lot for the trip. So if someone does something to it, he already knows it's me.

[Mr Lefty]

and knowing OSP he won't check the net till he's back home...


if you have the keys... rewire his breaks and horn... so when he steps on the breaks... his horn goes off... or you could be more subtle and hook it up to the blinkers... he'll be a ways down the road before he uses that! :lol:

[Trip]

don't have the keys

[Mr Lefty]

damn... gay... you have AAA? got a AAA driver to open up a friends car cause I said we locked the keys inside... :lol: we filled it up with the foam packing popcorn :lol:

[Dnyce]

spray paint the fuck out of it with that spray can stuff that takes a car wash or two to come off lol

[psychochild28]

plastic wrap it and after a few layers put scissors on the hood and put a few more layers down.....:idk.

[Mr Lefty]

go with PC's idea... and on the layer just before the scissors coat it with cooking oil... :lol:

[Gas Man]

PC's idea! Be sure to do the doors too!

[Mr Lefty]

ya know... if the trip continues to go the way it is for OSP... I'd say fuck'n stay away from his truck! :lol:

[Dnyce]

i did the plastic wrap b4-was a masterpiece. ill post pics if i can find em-also recorded the whole thing lol

[psychochild28]

ya know... if the trip continues to go the way it is for OSP... I'd say fuck'n stay away from his truck! :lol:

:lol: true

[Dnyce]

some of my handy work-i put alot more on it, it tells a story as you walk around it lol-the video is hilarious.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

thats good. also, put a dead fish in the airbox.

[psychochild28]

just a fair warning....they might be getting online to look up more information about his bike.... :lol:

[Crazy]

hey dnyce, how much approximately did you spend on plastic wrap? :lol:

nice work

[Dnyce]

hey dnyce, how much approximately did you spend on plastic wrap? :lol:

nice work

not a dime-i took it from my job, and actually, i was on the clock when i did it lol


if you look close, u cansee me on top of the van in sniper mode with the camcorder

[marko138]

not a dime-i took it from my job, and actually, i was on the clock when i did it lol


if you look close, u cansee me on top of the van in sniper mode with the camcorder
Thats the way to do it.

[Gas Man]

just a fair warning....they might be getting online to look up more information about his bike.... :lol:
Good call.. so I fixed the title a bit

[Captain Morgan]

just a fair warning....they might be getting online to look up more information about his bike.... :lol:

Good call.. so I fixed the title a bit

And I would think Trip has the ability to completely delete this thread at any point in time.

[Rider]

Fill the bed of his truck with cow shit.

[Mudpuppy]

Good call.. so I fixed the title a bit

you're so efficient there cupcake..

[psychochild28]

I'm starting to think we need decorate his truck w/ every goodluck symbol ever made in every culture.

[Mr Lefty]

I'm starting to think we need decorate his truck w/ every goodluck symbol ever made in every culture.
no shit! maybe riding up to Indy with them isn't the best of Ideas... how about we all MEET in Indy! :lol:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Fill the bed of his truck with cow shit.

good idea at first. but he has to put his bike in the bed of the truck. so eventually trip would end up with a pile of cow shit in his parking lot.

[lagerdrinker]

If you can get under the hood make a short harness to go from the left or right turn signal to the horn. remove the center caps(hubcaps) and put in a penny in each one. run bell wire from the coil pack to under the driver seat.

[ceo012384]

If you can get under the hood make a short harness to go from the left or right turn signal to the horn. remove the center caps(hubcaps) and put in a penny in each one. run bell wire from the coil pack to under the driver seat.

Now those are some good ones :cheers:

[lagerdrinker]

Get an extra long zip tie and tie it to the driveshaft, makes a helluva tapping while driving.
get an extra horn and wire it to the brake lights, he'll never know its a horn in the rear.
armor all his brake pedal (just kidding)

[Mr Lefty]

ok... with NoWorries news... I officially say STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM OSP'S TRUCK!:panic:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

okay. considering OSP has endured more than half a G trying to fix his bike and now has to ship it home and ride bitch on DP's RC, i think we can leave his truck alone.

Pouring salt on the wound is one thing. pouring salt on the wound and then making another wound and pouring salt in that one is kind of sadistic...



although if thats the case im sure he WOULD appreciate it.

[lagerdrinker]

ok, just one penny in one hubcap.

[Trip]

yeah this was more of a joke for him to find and read when he finally gets on the net than actually doing anything.

[Mr Lefty]

yeah this was more of a joke for him to find and read when he finally gets on the net than actually doing anything.
yeah... I knew that... :leaving:

[lagerdrinker]

yeah... I knew that... :leaving:

:backingout:

[Gas Man]

On the flip... it may be he needs the humor of it all!

I got it!!!

Wrap his truck, draw on it with stick figures and showing his bike broke down... then take a pic and send it to his cell phone.

Then just cause its all in fun... un wrap it before he gets back! But don't tell him!:rockwoot:

[Captain Morgan]

On the flip... it may be he needs the humor of it all!

I got it!!!

Wrap his truck, draw on it with stick figures and showing his bike broke down... then take a pic and send it to his cell phone.

Then just cause its all in fun... un wrap it before he gets back! But don't tell him!:rockwoot:

Now THAT'S a good idea!

[Mr Lefty]

that is a good idea Gas

[Audiomechanic]

On the flip... it may be he needs the humor of it all!

I got it!!!

Wrap his truck, draw on it with stick figures and showing his bike broke down... then take a pic and send it to his cell phone.

Then just cause its all in fun... un wrap it before he gets back! But don't tell him!:rockwoot:

Excelent idea! Now if only I were close enough to the truck, I'd draw my signature world famous stick figure taking a dump.

[OneSickPsycho]

If I had seen this sooner, I'd have voted to wash it...

[VatorMan]

If I had seen this sooner, I'd have voted to wash it...

Why not? I've got to piss right now....

[OneSickPsycho]

Why not? I've got to piss right now....

With all the pollen and rain residue, it looks like someone already did piss on it.

[DLIT]

"Moto: ?" Hahahahahahaha

[Trip]

"Moto: ?" Hahahahahahaha

You should really ask him about the red carbon fiber, that's even better.

[DLIT]

You should really ask him about the red carbon fiber, that's even better.

????

[OneSickPsycho]

You should really ask him about the red carbon fiber, that's even better.

:panic:

[Mr Lefty]

humm... doesn't Drewpy's Exhaust have red CF? :lol: