Jonas Bros Prove Premarital sex is good

[derf]

Thank you Jonas Bros for proving that pre marital sex and co-habitation are good things

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/21/kevin-jonas-wife-sleep-in_n_585006.html

Kevin Jonas, 22, shed his purity ring when he got married in December, but that doesn't mean he and his wife are sharing a bed.

In Touch Weekly reports:

They've only been married for five months, but Kevin Jonas and his wife, Danielle Deleasa, are already sleeping in separate beds. According to a friend of the couple's, when it comes to their sleeping arrangements, the honeymoon is over. But it's not what you think -- the problem is that Kevin, 22, snores like a freight train! "Kevin and Danielle had never spent a night together until their wedding night, so she had no clue that he snores so loudly," the insider explains. "She loves her husband, but now she sleeps in a guest room when he gets too noisy." "They are still crazy about each other," says the pal. "But the snoring has become a big joke for their friends."

[Sixxxxer]

Would you buy a car without a test drive?

Didnt think so.

[Particle Man]

Would you buy a car without a test drive?

Didnt think so.

exactly.

[Rangerscott]

I bought a bike without a test ride and it's worked out just fine. I must just put up with the sexiness or something.

[Amorok]

I'll buy a bike without a test drive, sure, but I'd never restrict myself to one vagina for the rest of my life without making sure it's quality. That's just silly.

[Trip]

My wife sometimes kicks me out for snoring. So fuck you guys.

[Dave]

My wife sometimes kicks me out for snoring. So fuck you guts.

Victoria can't wake me up to kick me out. Wiiiiiin.

[Dave]

I'll buy a bike without a test drive, sure, but I'd never restrict myself to one vagina for the rest of my life without making sure it's quality. That's just silly.

Exactly. Like I'm gonna ring her on her word that I can piitb :lol:

[Sixxxxer]

I said car not bike.

I bought my bike without a test ride to.

Diff pieces of fruit boys.

[Rangerscott]

I said car not bike.

I bought my bike without a test ride to.

Diff pieces of fruit boys.


I don't see a difference.

[Scot]

Would you buy a car without a test drive?

Didnt think so.


Some would argue that women are not cars. Also, aside from worshiping your car as a false idol, there are few religious ramifications for buying a car prior to the test drive.

I'm about as far from a church goer as one could be, but I fully understand the principle of waiting til after marriage to consummate the union.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

I was expecting so much more out of this thread. Damn you, jonas brothers.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Some would argue that women are not cars. Also, aside from worshiping your car as a false idol, there are few religious ramifications for buying a car prior to the test drive.

I'm about as far from a church goer as one could be, but I fully understand the principle of waiting til after marriage to consummate the union.

How sex and marriage ever got grouped together is beyond me. they're no co-dependent on each other by nature. marriage is a pact, a contract, a symbol. Sex is just something you're body was made to do. People invented marriage, Nature (or god, what ever you want to believe) invented sex.


that being said, you should definately know what you're doing before your wedding night. love is a tricky thing though, if you two are really good together it'll just work i guess...

Idk i always try to put it in her butt on the first date.

[z06boy]

Seperate bedrooms FTW

[Rangerscott]

Finding out if someone snores doesnt require sex. How did sex make it in the title?

[Trip]

Finding out if someone snores doesnt require sex. How did sex make it in the title?

Plus if snoring is a good reason to not get married, we would have a lot less marriages considering the percentage of people that snore is pretty big.