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[LeeNetworX]

Ne1?

[TommyHotWheel]

Man: Know why men die first?
Woman: I suppose it has something to do with a woman not being ready?!?!?

Man:...I banged your sister at the orgy your Mother had at your grandparents place while you went away to "Stay with family out of town" that summer...
Woman: Ready to go?



OR...


Man: The doctor said I have cancer and Alzheimer's...
Woman: Oh my Gosh! How will I go on?!?!?!?
Man: WHAT ARE YOU WHINING ABOUT WOMAN?!?!?Its not like I have cancer or Alzheimer's!
Woman: Lets go shopping!

[askmrjesus]

They seem like a normal enough couple...

JC

[Amber Lamps]

Man: when we get home I'm taking my Viagra!

Woman: well whoop dee do...

M: what's your problem?

W: considering the size of your dick,I'd be better off using the pill bottle as a dildo.