A Joke For Particleman...

[Amber Lamps]

:lol:

Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"

"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.

To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"

More goofy jokes to pass the time.

http://theoatmeal.com/djtaf/

[tommymac]

Youre getting on a roll today. I did like the shovel one though that was funny :lol:

[AquaPython]

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[Particle Man]

:lol: awesome

[Tsunami]

:lol:

[Amber Lamps]

This joke receives the spinning horse cock of humor award.
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Hey get mad at me if you don't understand basic chemistry....

[Avatard]

Chemistry???

[Krabill]

A baby seal walks into a club . . .

[Avatard]

He should have seen the swing coming?

[Krabill]

I was going through the jokes in the original link and there's a "punchline" button for each joke.

The baby seal joke didn't have that button and I just started lmao. Thought I'd share . . . :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

Chemistry???

Proton, electrons, you know chemistry...

[Avatard]

Physics FTW.

[Amber Lamps]

Physics FTW.


Hmmm well they taught that in chemistry when I was in high school...

[Particle Man]

Physics FTW.

Hmmm well they taught that in chemistry when I was in high school...

Physics and chemistry are fairly closely related in a lot of ways when you start talking about reactions down at the atomic level.

[Amber Lamps]

Physics and chemistry are fairly closely related in a lot of ways when you start talking about reactions down at the atomic level.

No, no, no he knows everything.... protons, neutrons, electrons these things have nothing to do with chemistry...

[Particle Man]

Am I sensing some animosity ?
:lol:

[Rider]

No, no, no he knows everything.... protons, neutrons, electrons these things have nothing to do with chemistry...

An he's no physics major either. :lol

[Avatard]

Am I sensing some animosity ?
:lol:

He's just bugged that I don't like his fucking homo tail lights.

:lmao:

[Particle Man]

:lol