HALP i found a baby bird in my garage

[NONE_too_SOFT]

He can barely move, but doesnt seem like he's suffered any trauma. i cant really put him back where i found him cause i found him under my motorcycle. im pretty sure that is not his home.

What do i do to give this little guy a fighting chance, i dont want to jet let him go outside a cat will get his little ass.

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[the chi]

Awww! Google him to find out what he is, his diet, and see if there is a wildlife refuge nearby you can take him to tomorrow. Make him a Lil nest in a box so he stays warm and make sure to keep your hands clean (birds carry parasites).

[Cutty72]

Training dummy for your dog.

Oh, I'm sorry, was the mean?

[azoomm]

I'd tell you what to do with a bird, but you wouldn't like it.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

I'd tell you what to do with a bird, but you wouldn't like it.

not even sure where you're going with this...


Yea im sitting here eating all the parasites off him and chewing up worms to spit in his mouth, think that'll work?

[Cass]

Zoomie's a bird magnet. Seriously. They fly at her.

[azoomm]

It is evil. Keeeeel eeeeeet!

[NONE_too_SOFT]

im going to give the bird some liquor and see if that helps.

[pauldun170]

Olive oil
parsley
mozzarella
bread

tasty sammich

[HurricaneHeather]

I once accidentally killed a baby bird in my garage. I bawled my eyes out.

Actually, I didn't kill it. I injured it enough to where my husband had to kill it out of mercy. It was horrible.

I'd do what...Rachel(wtf?) said and find a wildlife rescue nearby.

[patrick]

a bbq grill and a little bbq sauce & you gots some good eats. well, a snack anyways... hehe

[Particle Man]

there has to be a zoo around or something nearby that will know what to do.

[Apoc]

What do i do to give this little guy a fighting chance?


:)

[Gas Man]

probably an eye dropper and milk would work. otherwise prechewed & half digested worm guts.

[cbrchick]

Do you still have the bird and truly want to help it?

Get and eye dropper and use your finger nail to gently open it's beak if it wont.

Make sure the birdly is well hydrated.

Cut up soft tomatoes, worms, ground beef, dog food... stuff like that. Bugs are the best, so get to digging in the dirt. Cut up the wormies first in small pieces and gently "shove" them in the birdies' mouth like a momma bird would.

My mother also would soak oatmeal in water and use the milky juice to feed to birds and then the oat meal as well... soft stuff.

We've saved countless birds/ducks/geese.....

Oh, get a cat cage or something that you can keep the birdy in...... fresh grass/straw from outside and a stick for it to perch on.

Or google it... :)

[Rider]

Get 5 more and have yourself lunch.

[papapoi]

So thats what chicken mc nuggets are made of.

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