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Razor
06-10-2010, 01:01 PM
What not to do...




Warning: Graphic Image - not for the faint of heart or weak of stomach. The above link should not be clciked unless you want to see a fucked up hand from an idiot with no sense of self-preservation of life or limb (especially limb, I emphasize limb here, specifically his hand). If you want to see it, then click on it, if you dont then please proceed to another thread or petition a Mod to remove it.

Rider
06-10-2010, 01:15 PM
Numbnuts! How can someone this dumb be allowed to use a weapon?

MILK
06-10-2010, 01:19 PM
Calling that an 'injury' is a little mild. Lol

Razor
06-10-2010, 01:20 PM
You dont have to have intelligence to join...

Trip
06-10-2010, 01:55 PM
Who's ready for some hamburger helper?

askmrjesus
06-10-2010, 01:59 PM
It's the Army's fault for not issuing hammers.

JC

Amorok
06-10-2010, 02:51 PM
Only in the Army "What, beating it with a rock didn't work? Well, hit it with some bullet! BOOM! I meant shoot it you idiot!"

OneSickPsycho
06-10-2010, 02:59 PM
These two guys need to get together...

Switch
06-10-2010, 03:08 PM
These two guys need to get together...

deadguy

I would moderate the shit out of this post.

Rider
06-10-2010, 03:13 PM
I would moderate the shit out of this post.

Can't see it, it's blocked.

Cass
06-10-2010, 03:26 PM
I would moderate the shit out of this post.


Uhh yes pls.

askmrjesus
06-10-2010, 03:31 PM
Can't see it, it's blocked.

Lucky you.

Shit's nasty.

JC

wildchild
06-10-2010, 03:34 PM
when I was in, an artillery chief got a hung round. He instructed his crew to remove it but punching it out with a net pole. It had a point detonating fuse on it. shrapnel everywhere. net pole flew for quite a distance.

Rider
06-10-2010, 03:37 PM
I would moderate the shit out of this post.

Uhh yes pls.

Lucky you.

Shit's nasty.

JC

Fixed

Porkchop
06-10-2010, 09:43 PM
O. M. F. G..... ahhhhhhhhh! :bw:

Mr Lefty
06-10-2010, 10:44 PM
damn... I missed OSP's post... but damn that dudes hand was FUCKED!

Switch
06-10-2010, 10:55 PM
damn... I missed OSP's post... but damn that dudes hand was FUCKED!

It was a picture of a guy who looked like he took 5.56 or 7.62 to his forehead

Mr Lefty
06-10-2010, 10:59 PM
It was a picture of a guy who looked like he took 5.56 or 7.62 to his forehead

ahh nice.. then... I'm glad I missed it...LOL


should have caught on when YOU said you'd mod the hell out of that post :lol:

Uma
06-10-2010, 11:22 PM
Who's ready for some hamburger helper?

Gross Trip!

derf
06-10-2010, 11:23 PM
I think I counted 8 fingers, but I know thats not right....

Cutty72
06-10-2010, 11:28 PM
Gross Trip!

Holy shit, Uma's here!!!

Gas, sorry man, your fucked now! :lol:

derf
06-10-2010, 11:35 PM
Seriously, i count 8


http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/7730/howmany.jpg

NONE_too_SOFT
06-10-2010, 11:47 PM
Seriously, i count 8


http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/7730/howmany.jpg

Fuck, im all for letting god sort these mutant/aliens out, if they dont know how to use our technology its better for me. I'm pretty satisfied with the anal probes/month ratio right now.

Cutty72
06-11-2010, 12:04 AM
I think your 4 and 5 are one finger, 4 being the bone, 5 being the meat.
I also think 6, 7 and 8 are one finger as well.

Smittie61984
06-11-2010, 01:07 AM
Numbnuts! How can someone this dumb be allowed to use a weapon?

He should, just on foot at the front lines with nothing more than a M16 and far away from any expensive equipment and a lifetime ban from any air base.

askmrjesus
06-11-2010, 08:47 AM
He should, just on foot at the front lines with nothing more than a M16 and far away from any expensive equipment and a lifetime ban from any air base.

I'm pretty sure that problem has already solved itself. :lol:

JC

z06boy
06-11-2010, 09:03 AM
What a knuclehead !! :wtfru:

Got here late and missed the edited stuff...crap !!

OSP...pm ?

Smittie61984
06-11-2010, 10:56 AM
I'm pretty sure that problem has already solved itself. :lol:

JC

They can give him a pistol. But for the safety of others we'll give him a few of these.
http://www.marstar.ca/gf-pedersoli/images/PD-S.Pistol-Splash-L.jpg

can we have a link to OSP's pic? I wanna see too.

MILK
06-11-2010, 11:22 AM
I think your 4 and 5 are one finger, 4 being the bone, 5 being the meat.
I also think 6, 7 and 8 are one finger as well.

:lmao:

njchopper87
06-11-2010, 07:48 PM
Damn that looked fake at first.. which is probably why I can continue staring at it in awe of his stupidity.

Phenix_Rider
06-11-2010, 09:15 PM
Ugh. Someone delete that counting pic, please.

I've seen enough carnage first hand, thanks. Literally- my hand, my arm, my dad's hands, etc. I could see using a dummy grenade for a hammer, but a .50 round?!

marko138
06-11-2010, 09:19 PM
You buy a gun yet, James?

Phenix_Rider
06-11-2010, 09:38 PM
You buy a gun yet, James?

:lol: I looked- even found a place to shoot. Haven't had the money. I thought I'd be ahead by now, but with the gf moving and everything else, that didn't happen. I'm just hoping this city doesn't beat my truck to death. The starter damn near fell off the other day. We went to dinner and shopping (45 minutes from home), and got all my shaggy hair trimmed down, went out to the truck and it wouldn't start- just that sickening whine when the starter bendix isn't aligning.

Had to locate an auto parts store, thinking I would walk, but finally got it started and drove the 4 miles instead. Went into an Auto Zone with absolutely worthless employees and had to find the parts myself and changed them in the parking lot. It had been making an odd noise, but I thought it was just a heat shield rattling. Turns out, the long starter bolt was gone and the short bolt was barely hanging on.

Rangerscott
06-12-2010, 01:19 AM
I hope that guy is doped up and asleep.

Homeslice
06-12-2010, 02:28 AM
What up with the modding of the post? Whatever that pic was, it isn't going to be any worse than the one you left in.

Archren
06-12-2010, 03:31 AM
As one of the NCOs in my unit likes to say: Stupid SHOULD hurt.

caveman
06-12-2010, 08:45 AM
Seriously, i count 8


http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/7730/howmany.jpg

:bullchittroll:

There are bones in the hand called metacarpels that go out to the fingers......Just sayin. I think that there is at least two fingers actually missing. Just sayin.

Mr Lefty
06-12-2010, 09:07 AM
Seriously, i count 8


http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/7730/howmany.jpg

I'd say only 1, 2, 3, and 8 are fingers... all the rest are the internal bones of the hand...the little stub between 6 and 7 looks like part of his ring finger

derf
06-12-2010, 09:21 AM
I was assuming that the fingers flopped over the palm.

I am also very familiar with the bones in question, thats what i broke last year

Amorok
06-12-2010, 04:34 PM
And still rode 3k miles. You're a badass midget.

Cass
06-14-2010, 07:03 PM
I thought we had a place for nasty shit like that.

marko138
06-14-2010, 07:18 PM
Yeah, you're in it, lady.

Cass
06-15-2010, 12:17 PM
:lol: doesn't look like Dark Alley to me :shrug:

marko138
06-15-2010, 01:44 PM
:lol: doesn't look like Dark Alley to me :shrug:
Tough break. Click it or dont. Your choice.

Homeslice
06-15-2010, 01:52 PM
^ pwnd

Switch
06-15-2010, 03:33 PM
Tough break. Click it or dont. Your choice.

I'm siding with the lady on this one. The title doesn't have any warnings in it.

marko138
06-15-2010, 03:52 PM
I'm siding with the lady on this one. The title doesn't have any warnings in it.


So, you're honestly gonna tell me that a thread titled "Gun Safety" followed by a post that says this:

What not to do...

And an attachment thats titled "Why You Should Not Use a 50 cal rd as a Hammer.pdf"

Would lead you to believe that if you CLICK that link it won't be something thats probably somewhat disturbing?

C'mon SON.

the chi
06-15-2010, 04:10 PM
:lol: I gotta agree with Marko on this one.

marko138
06-15-2010, 04:21 PM
So, you're honestly gonna tell me that a thread titled "Gun Safety" followed by a post that says this:



And an attachment thats titled "Why You Should Not Use a 50 cal rd as a Hammer.pdf"

Would lead you to believe that if you CLICK that link it won't be something thats probably somewhat disturbing?

C'mon SON.
Quoted for MOTHERFUCKING TRUTH!

Razor
06-15-2010, 05:51 PM
What not to do...




Warning: Graphic Image - not for the faint of heart or weak of stomach. The above link should not be clciked unless you want to see a fucked up hand from an idiot with no sense of self-preservation of life or limb (especially limb, I emphasize limb here, specifically his hand). If you want to see it, then click on it, if you dont then please proceed to another thread or petition a Mod to remove it.

Edited for child safety (except the "fucked up" part)

marko138
06-15-2010, 06:42 PM
Edited for child safety (except the "fucked up" part)
Common sense would deem that edit "not-neccessary" but...you know how common sense is pretty much gone now a days...

Switch
06-15-2010, 07:11 PM
I'm not offended, but I'm not the only person on these forums.

racedoll
06-15-2010, 08:03 PM
It is gruesome but I clicked at my own risk. :shrug:

Razor
06-15-2010, 08:31 PM
Common sense would deem that edit "not-neccessary" but...you know how common sense is pretty much gone now a days...

I posted the edit more for the fun of it than for anyones personal feelings on the subject... People wouldnt look if they weren't curious and thats the risk you take if you cant decipher enough from the title, subject and file link name to figure out its content or at least get an idea of it

(like you said Marko) common sense isnt common

Mr Lefty
06-15-2010, 08:47 PM
I posted the edit more for the fun of it than for anyones personal feelings on the subject... People wouldnt look if they weren't curious and thats the risk you take if you cant decipher enough from the title, subject and file link name to figure out its content or at least get an idea of it

(like you said Marko) common sense isnt common

http://images.jeffbyrnes.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/common_sense_super_power.jpg

Razor
06-15-2010, 09:17 PM
http://images.jeffbyrnes.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/common_sense_super_power.jpg

Dude, this was my screen saver on my work computer when I was in the 9SOS at Eglin... Rae sent it to me one day and it seemed to fit the mood I was in dealing with CC bullshit as the exec...

Mr Lefty
06-15-2010, 09:19 PM
It hangs on my door to my office... :lol:


had to sensor it after the Wing King came by and didn't like the foul language around the airmen... I said to my boss... "Fuck that shit... the words god and damn are in the fucking bible! Jesus Christ!" yea didn't win the appeal

Razor
06-15-2010, 09:21 PM
Besides the fact that the curse word is goddamn...