View Full Version : The Execution of Primary Mouse
askmrjesus
06-11-2010, 09:24 AM
Right.
That's it.
Primary mouse must die. The fucking thing has hit my last nerve. The intermittently working little slut, has pissed me off for the last time.
Like last time (The Execution of Backup Mouse), you get you choose the method of its demise. Well, that's not true. You get to vote, I get to choose.
JC
Bluestreak
06-11-2010, 09:37 AM
Some combo of all of the above?
Had to google fatwa. Sounds like you could get creative there!
Rider
06-11-2010, 09:38 AM
Kill it by shotgun.
Bluestreak
06-11-2010, 09:44 AM
Death of backup mouse...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrPuYtHTj6w
I actually can't wait to see how you do it AMJ
fire, it's the best solution everytime.
goof2
06-11-2010, 10:02 AM
I like the rocket idea. There's a certain unpredictability to it that could be entertaining.
pauldun170
06-11-2010, 10:12 AM
Install rocket launch tube on left side ducati
Install shotgun mount on right side ducati
Install 2 mechanisms, one for fire rocket, the other for the shotgun.
Strap mouse to rocket
Wall of knives that is drenched in gasoline and specled with gun powder and flinty crap to creat spark.
Shoot .45 at wall to set on fire.
Fire rocket at wall of knives and fire
Fire shotgun at rocket.
Stop before you hit blazing wall of knives.
Shoot .45 at impaled flaming mouse.
Shoot the .45 with the shotgun for having associated with the mouse
Beat the shotgun with rocket tube for being linked to the mouse.
marko138
06-11-2010, 10:14 AM
.45
LeeNetworX
06-11-2010, 10:23 AM
I think you should string it up on a wooden pole and rush it from 21' away while wielding a knife.
Krabill
06-11-2010, 10:26 AM
I think you should string it up on a wooden pole and rush it from 21' away while wielding a knife.
:lol
Rider
06-11-2010, 10:27 AM
I think you should string it up on a wooden pole and rush it from 21' away while wielding a knife.
No, 121 ft away.
Papa_Complex
06-11-2010, 10:46 AM
fire, it's the best solution everytime.
Agreed; the cleansing power of fire is legendary.
..... and could involve some light explosives, packed into the mouse.
smileyman
06-11-2010, 11:04 AM
Tie it to the railroad tracks man!
Smittie61984
06-11-2010, 11:14 AM
I think you should string it up on a wooden pole and rush it from 21' away while wielding a knife.
This and Tater's Whore of an Ex-wife
goof2
06-11-2010, 11:21 AM
I think you should string it up on a wooden pole and rush it from 21' away while wielding a knife.
Nice.:lol:
HurricaneHeather
06-11-2010, 12:04 PM
Install rocket launch tube on left side ducati
Install shotgun mount on right side ducati
Install 2 mechanisms, one for fire rocket, the other for the shotgun.
Strap mouse to rocket
Wall of knives that is drenched in gasoline and specled with gun powder and flinty crap to creat spark.
Shoot .45 at wall to set on fire.
Fire rocket at wall of knives and fire
Fire shotgun at rocket.
Stop before you hit blazing wall of knives.
Shoot .45 at impaled flaming mouse.
Shoot the .45 with the shotgun for having associated with the mouse
Beat the shotgun with rocket tube for being linked to the mouse.
I'm a little frightened thinking of how much time it must have taken for you to come up with this.
But it gets my vote.
z06boy
06-11-2010, 12:58 PM
Voted shotgun
Method
06-11-2010, 01:10 PM
My vote is to strap it to a rocket and practice shotgun skeet shooting mid-flight.
askmrjesus
06-11-2010, 01:17 PM
My vote is to strap it to a rocket and practice shotgun skeet shooting mid-flight.
Hmmm.
BTW, where the fuck have you been?
JC
My vote is to strap it to a rocket and practice shotgun skeet shooting mid-flight.
Add a gasoline soaked mouse, so it catches on fire as it gets sent to the sky and we have a winner.
Rider
06-11-2010, 02:44 PM
Add a gasoline soaked mouse, so it catches on fire as it gets sent to the sky and we have a winner.
Strap an M-80 to the mouse with a fuse long enough so that the M-80 will go off just after the rocket parachute opens. Light fuse just before rocket launch.
Strap an M-80 to the mouse with a fuse long enough so that the M-80 will go off just after the rocket parachute opens. Light fuse just before rocket launch.
nah, shotgun blast would be better.
Rider
06-11-2010, 02:46 PM
nah, shotgun blast would be better.
But you cant shoot the mouse with a shotgun at a 1000ft.
papapoi
06-11-2010, 02:59 PM
CHAINSAW!!! works for zombies also.
udman
06-11-2010, 04:11 PM
I'm a little frightened thinking of how much time it must have taken for you to come up with this.
But it gets my vote.
No, the frightening thing is it only took him about 2 seconds.
pauldun170
06-11-2010, 04:14 PM
No, the frightening thing is it only took him about 2 seconds.
:lol:
Homeslice
06-11-2010, 04:30 PM
Fire is boring, there is no physical satisfaction.
Club it to pieces, Office Space style. Shoot video. Bonus points for gansta rap in the background.
Avatard
06-11-2010, 04:59 PM
Affix USB cable to weed-wacker hub.
Use flailing charging base to take out rodent.
Be sure to wear sturdy boots, and eye protection.
askmrjesus
06-11-2010, 05:04 PM
Affix USB cable to weed-wacker hub.
Use flailing charging base to take out rodent.
Be sure to wear sturdy boots, and eye protection.
:lol:
A lot of good ideas this time around, this might take a while.
Dead Mouse Walking II, will be in a theater near you on July 4th.
JC
njchopper87
06-11-2010, 07:27 PM
I initially voted fire, but I'm now convinced shotgun is the better way to go about it. Then you should torch whatever remains there might be.
Found this gem while looking up what a fatwa is..
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2010/06/09/2010-06-09_saudi_clerics_issue_fatwa_okaying_adult_breastf eeding_as_way_of_circumventing_is.html
Phenix_Rider
06-11-2010, 09:27 PM
Shoot it with a .22 in each corner, draw and quarter it using said holes, fill it with magnesium and glue it back together, then ignite it while diving the balsa R/C plane it's on into a pool of gasoline.
Then Sentence was passed, as followeth, viz. That they should return to the place from whence they came, from thence be drawn to the Common place of Execution upon Hurdles, and there to be Hanged by the Necks, then cut down alive, their Privy-Members cut off, and Bowels taken out to be burned before their Faces, their Heads to be severed from their Bodies, and their Bodies divided into four parts, to be disposed of as the King should think fit.
Particle Man
06-11-2010, 09:58 PM
Anything going "boom" is always a good show.
Gas Man
06-12-2010, 08:09 PM
I voted .45.
But I keep hearing..
"Will it blend?"
Amorok
06-13-2010, 09:16 AM
YESSSSS! Super blender FTMFW!!!!
Phenix_Rider
06-13-2010, 09:24 AM
YESSSSS! Super blender FTMFW!!!!
bwahahaha
Bring out the Tool Time 5HP gas powered blender!
6doublefive321
06-13-2010, 03:15 PM
Hell no. Tie that fucker to the back of your bike or car and drag it to death. A slow death lets you savor the moment. I did this once with an old refrigerator. Funny as hell watching it bounce and flip all over the road.
dReWpY
06-13-2010, 03:17 PM
i want fire, explosions and gun shots, make it happen!
Method
06-13-2010, 06:27 PM
Hmmm.
BTW, where the fuck have you been?
JC
lol - post up some video when you finally do it.
Still around, though I lurk most of the time these days. Moved out to the W coast a while back so I've been busy with stuff out in these parts.
wildchild
06-14-2010, 10:26 AM
has to be shotgun. the ensuing shrapnel clouud will provide good video fodder.
LeeNetworX
06-14-2010, 11:13 AM
Affix USB cable to weed-wacker hub.
Use flailing charging base to take out rodent.
Be sure to wear sturdy boots, and eye protection.
:lol
ericr
06-14-2010, 02:35 PM
I personally think a combination would be fun...soak it in lighter fluid, set on fire...then after the proper amount of pain and torture has ensued, finish it off with the shotgun. Weedeat the remains and run over those pieces with the Ducati until nothing but mouse ash is left.
Or you could throw it in the trash.
Papa_Complex
06-14-2010, 02:41 PM
I'm revising my vote. I think that lighting the bits on fire then launching them from a make-shift catapult would be better. Maybe into a lake, but that neighbour's house that blew up a while back would also be acceptable.
LeanAngle
06-14-2010, 02:46 PM
I voted syphilis just cause I want to see how its done :lol:
Method
06-14-2010, 03:11 PM
Turns out my regular mouse just died on me today. I can ship you another dead mouse if you want to make it a duo!
Phenix_Rider
06-14-2010, 08:55 PM
Turns out my regular mouse just died on me today. I can ship you another dead mouse if you want to make it a duo!
Or a duel! Rocket launchers and lighter fluid perhaps? With a mercy shotgun killing :lol:
t-homo
06-14-2010, 09:02 PM
It is getting close to fireworks season.
LeeNetworX
06-23-2010, 04:40 PM
Where the fuck is AMJ and where is the destruction of mouse? Avatard grows impatient waiting to see the destruction...
wildchild
06-23-2010, 04:57 PM
maybe the mouse won the battle. LOL
RIP AMJ. his demise came at the hands of his own mousetrap.
askmrjesus
06-30-2010, 01:15 PM
maybe the mouse won the battle. LOL
RIP AMJ. his demise came at the hands of his own mousetrap.
No, as it turns out, it's harder to attach a rocket launcher to a Ducati than I expected. This is partly the case because I am in New Jersey on a job, and my bike is not.
The execution will still happen, but for the next week or so, the mouse still has a few more appeals to use up.
JC
Papa_Complex
06-30-2010, 01:56 PM
Nail it to the Turbo Cross then.
Particle Man
06-30-2010, 02:43 PM
No, as it turns out, it's harder to attach a rocket launcher to a Ducati than I expected. JC
that dry clutch will fuck you every time :lol:
Avatard
06-30-2010, 04:06 PM
I say we hit it with my Russian Plasma Cutter.
wildchild
06-30-2010, 04:23 PM
No, as it turns out, it's harder to attach a rocket launcher to a Ducati than I expected. This is partly the case because I am in New Jersey on a job, and my bike is not.
The execution will still happen, but for the next week or so, the mouse still has a few more appeals to use up.
JC
LOL at least you're still kicking. fucking legal system with all their appeals. LOL
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