Welcome to Newark

[derf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U7kuqow3gg

[Kaneman]

That was greatness!

[goof2]

Nicely done and Newark is a shithole. Top notch all around.

[Method]

Very well played and accurate as hell. Newark sucks.

[shmike]

Very well done. :lol:

[Evadd]

that really was very well done. and after living there for a bit and going to school there for 4 years, i can appreciate that on many levels. there is one thing wrong, though: there is a park in Newark. it was about 2 blocks from my old apt. i would run there before school - and one morning ran past the roped-off area where 2 bodies were found. also, if you drove through the one-lane road in the park at night and the car in front of you stopped, you better have left yourself enough room in front of you to get away, b/c that stopped car was about to jack you. it was awesome.

[Dave]

Eff brick city

[Smittie61984]

They did one for Georgia too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbg8-DwNDwM

The Newark is better but they both are much better than th Actual Jay-Z one. Well not better than Alicia but much better than Jay-Z

[shmike]

Our poorly done but embarrassingly accurate local rendition....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw29HzF-Phk

[Homeslice]

Newark is a paradise compared to Camden or Trenton

[njchopper87]

Nice. Never did care much for Newark.

[Sixxxxer]

Newark is a paradise compared to Camden or Trenton

WRONG.

You dont live in jersey...Newark is FUCKED...Burlington City is worse than any of the three...Stop reading the internet garbage.

[Homeslice]

WRONG.

You dont live in jersey...Newark is FUCKED...Burlington City is worse than any of the three...Stop reading the internet garbage.

Burlington? WTF planet do you lve on? That's a mostly white middle-class town.

And Camden had the highest murder rate in the nation last year; again what planet do you live in? Ayou sure you from NJ or are you actually a Staten Island fag? :lol:

[Sixxxxer]

LMAO. Like I said, Keep reading the Internet Garbage Homeslice. Go Fuck youself To BTW...You are a fucking idiot.

I said Burlington CITY you assfuck...Ride thru Burlington City and tell me its a White Middle Class Town, The only Bearable part is by the River...Burlington and Burlington City are two diff parts of Jersey...But you I guess you already Knew that right?

Yeah Camden isnt peaches and Cream, But theres Worse parts of NJ than that...And Cross the bridge, Philadelphia isnt exactly a fucking walk in the park.

Burlington COUNTY may seem White Middle Class, Google's always right though right?

[Sixxxxer]

I forgot, Your a Native East Coast Elitist and you know all there is to know about every thing ever.

I've never step foot in Staten Island, So before you try and act like you know wtf your talking about, How about you think before you type out your dumb ass uneducated response.

[Kaneman]

Lol, Damn, if everyone from Jersey is that much of a Dick remind me to stay away!

[Sixxxxer]

Born and Raised, So When Someone Comes after my Livelihood I get Defensive,

Plus I never liked Homeslice, I think his posts are fucking retarded.

[Kaneman]

Born and Raised, So When Someone Comes after my Livelihood I get Defensive,

Plus I never liked Homeslice, I think his posts are fucking retarded.

People only get so easily offended when the offending accusations have a bit too much truth in them for comfort.

[Sixxxxer]

Hahaha...Sure whatever you say.

I didnt deny jersey had Fucked cities...Learn how to read,

I said Homeslices comment about newark and camden were wrong...But I keep forgetting you guys are all New Jersey Natives.

[Mr Lefty]

not only is he from NJ... he's a Ginger... he's got no soul...

[Kaneman]

Hahaha...Sure whatever you say.

I didnt deny jersey had Fucked cities...Learn how to read,

I said Homeslices comment about newark and camden were wrong...But I keep forgetting you guys are all New Jersey Natives.

Can you recommend some good phonics software for me? I so want to improve myself.

[Sixxxxer]

Which means Everyone is Double Fucked.

Can you recommend some good phonics software for me? I so want to improve myself.

Sure.

www.gofuckyourself.com

[Homeslice]

LMAO. Like I said, Keep reading the Internet Garbage Homeslice. Go Fuck youself To BTW...You are a fucking idiot.

I said Burlington CITY you assfuck...Ride thru Burlington City and tell me its a White Middle Class Town, The only Bearable part is by the River...Burlington and Burlington City are two diff parts of Jersey...But you I guess you already Knew that right?

Yeah Camden isnt peaches and Cream, But theres Worse parts of NJ than that...And Cross the bridge, Philadelphia isnt exactly a fucking walk in the park.

Burlington COUNTY may seem White Middle Class, Google's always right though right?

Again, WTF are you talking about son? Burlington is a dippy little SUBURB across from Philly.......AND IT'S IN BURLINGTON COUNTY. I dunno what other Burlington you're talking about :skep: Seriously, WTF? I drove through that bullshit, it's fucking right across the river. Generic, tiny little suburb.

Show me a map that shows ANY other "Burlington" in NJ.......There isn't one.

And I would live in Newark anyday over Camden.......At least it's closer to NY.......Camden has fucking nothing going for it :lol:

[Mr Lefty]

Real Talk

[Smittie61984]

People only get so easily offended when the offending accusations have a bit too much truth in them for comfort.

We are talking about a state where the people are incapable of pumping their own gas.

Real Talk

[Mr Lefty]

We are talking about a state where the people are incapable of pumping their own gas.

Real Talk

Hey now! Oregon is the SHIT! REAL TALK!

[Homeslice]

We are talking about a state where the people are incapable of pumping their own gas.

Real Talk

Not to mention has the highest concentration of psych wards of any state in the union

Place wouldn't fucking exist if it weren't for NY

Real Talk

[Sixxxxer]

We are talking about a state where the people are incapable of pumping their own gas.

Real Talk

hahahaha...Again, fucking idiots.

It's ok though, You guys continue you pump your own gas while we get people to do it for us and STILL pay less than you.

BTW...Theres an ENTIRE Burlington County...

http://blackmaps.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/nj-counties-map-2.jpg

and Its not across from philly, its like 45 mins from philly...But hey, your the pro not me.

[Kaneman]

Which means Everyone is Double Fucked.



Sure.

www.gofuckyourself.com

Not even original man, total fail. Maybe good comedy is hard to come by in a shit hole like Jersey eh? I mean, personally, I've never been....but that motherfucker stunk to high heaven when I rode by it.

[Sixxxxer]

Lol. it was so assholes like you didnt bother to stop by.

[Homeslice]

BTW...Theres an ENTIRE Burlington County...


Yeah no shit, and Burlington is IN it.

I dunno what part of the county you think is ghetto, but Burlington itself is not. :skep: At least not when I drove through a couple yrs ago.

[Over200]

shit I was born there!

[Kaneman]

Lol. it was so assholes like you didnt bother to stop by.

Fair enough, kids in middle school use stink bombs to clear the gym so maybe its the same premise?

I did stop somewhere in the state, can't remember where, to get gas. What a fuckin' pain. I gotta wait on this dude to come over and then try to figure out how to work around my 30lb 3ft tall tankbag. Yeesh.

[Sixxxxer]

Your right. Let me move right in.

[Smittie61984]

hahahaha...Again, fucking idiots.

It's ok though, You guys continue you pump your own gas while we get people to do it for us and STILL pay less than you.

BTW...Theres an ENTIRE Burlington County...

...

and Its not across from philly, its like 45 mins from philly...But hey, your the pro not me.

Until you put "Real Talk" at the end, no one is going to take your seriously. Real Talk

[Sixxxxer]

My Bad Doggie.

I forgot I was Surrounded by New Jersey Natives...The Distracted me

Real Talk ;)

[Dave]

North jersey exists solely to keep assmonkeys like you guys away from south. Just wish it worked as well on the shore...