I Hate My Life

[LeeNetworX]

So my girlfriend dumps me for this Ken doll look-alike because he skis better than me. That's bad enough but my life sucks in so many other ways. My car is broken down and hasn't run in years - it's sitting in the garage under a tarp. My mother is a God-awful cook. My dad seems absolutely disinterested in me. My brother is a socially-akward nerd who reads all sorts of crazy books and spends hours on end in his room doing God knows what. I swear I heard the sounds of power tools being used coming from his room; I think he may be building a bomb or something.

My best friend is a drugged-out loser who doesn't seem to care much about my well being. I get harassed by kids in school all the time; especially these two Asian guys. I work at the local burger joint but I can't stand it. Sometimes, I catch myself playing with the food out of sheer boredom. I hate my life. And now, the big school dance is coming up and since my girlfriend dumped me I don't know what to do. Maybe I should just ask that French foriegn exchange student to the dance...she's kind of cute. Nah, I think she's dating that fat kid she's living with.

Fuck, I hate my life. Maybe I'll become a professional hitman and ditch this shithole town.

[Bluestreak]

:wtf::scratch:

[Mr Lefty]

Nothing like the opportunity for travel like being a hitman!

[LeeNetworX]

:wtf::scratch:

Paul will understand. I know he will.

[tommymac]

is your name lane myer :rockwoot:

i want my 2 dollars

[LeeNetworX]

is your name lane myer :rockwoot:

i want my 2 dollars

:rockwoot:

[tommymac]

One of the best movies EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[derf]

Was that a John Cusak movie?

[tommymac]

Was that a John Cusak movie?

yes

[pauldun170]

Paul will understand. I know he will.

:lol:

Pissed I couldn't be the first to reply.

[AquaPython]

possibly the best 80's movie ever made!

franch toast!

[DLIT]

I hate your life too. It can only get better.

[azoomm]

Nothing like the opportunity for travel like being a hitman!

I agree. This movie is moar better.

[Trip]

I want the camaro when you kill yourself.

[Dave]

This is real snow! You know what the street market value of this mountain is?

[Gas Man]

Um... dude get off interwebz and go get some more pussy. Life will be better then.

[caveman]

Um... dude get off interwebz and go get some more pussy. Life will be better then.

Gas, you just wouldn't understand. You are too young. That movie was way to racey for you when in diapers.

[Gas Man]

Yes

[Krabill]

I always passed that one by at Blockbuster for one reason or another. I guess it didn't look all that interesting . . . just added it to my Netflix cue.

[Dave]

I always passed that one by at Blockbuster for one reason or another. I guess it didn't look all that interesting . . . just added it to my Netflix cue.

Get how I got into college too, savage steve holland rules.

[LeeNetworX]

Um... dude get off interwebz and go get some more pussy. Life will be better then.

People who ride Harleys are slow; I understand.

[Krabill]

Get how I got into college too, savage steve holland rules.

Added to cue.

[Gas Man]

People who ride Harleys are slow; I understand.
Or maybe I just didn't see your wierd johnny movie

[LeeNetworX]

Or maybe I just didn't see your wierd johnny movie

So you are odd man out?

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1002213-better_off_dead/

[tommymac]

He must be the only one whos never seen that movie :lol:

[Gas Man]

I'll have to check that when i get home

And I may be but there are lots of movies I haven't seen.

[caveman]

I'll have to check that when i get home

And I may be but there are lots of movies I haven't seen.

he prolly has seen the movie when he was in High school, however, he completely blocked out that part of his life. Hell, we were in the same school together and even hung out a little bit. But, does he remember any of it? HELL NO!!!! I tell him of things that I remember and he always has the same blank stare on his face.........then I remember he must have been poked in the pooper and from the trauma, blocked it all from his memory.

[tommymac]

he prolly has seen the movie when he was in High school, however, he completely blocked out that part of his life. Hell, we were in the same school together and even hung out a little bit. But, does he remember any of it? HELL NO!!!! I tell him of things that I remember and he always has the same blank stare on his face.........then I remember he must have been poked in the pooper and from the trauma, blocked it all from his memory.

Cant bring up all those repressed memories now :lol:

[Gas Man]

Caveman is right... I always TELL him I didn't remember shit. Or maybe I was just trying to forget that I knew him... :D

[Uma]

Caveman is right... I always TELL him I didn't remember shit. Or maybe I was just trying to forget that I knew him... :D

:rofl: oh man. You two are never going to let this go are you?

[Uma]

So my girlfriend dumps me for this Ken doll look-alike because he skis better than me. That's bad enough but my life sucks in so many other ways. My car is broken down and hasn't run in years - it's sitting in the garage under a tarp. My mother is a God-awful cook. My dad seems absolutely disinterested in me. My brother is a socially-akward nerd who reads all sorts of crazy books and spends hours on end in his room doing God knows what. I swear I heard the sounds of power tools being used coming from his room; I think he may be building a bomb or something.

My best friend is a drugged-out loser who doesn't seem to care much about my well being. I get harassed by kids in school all the time; especially these two Asian guys. I work at the local burger joint but I can't stand it. Sometimes, I catch myself playing with the food out of sheer boredom. I hate my life. And now, the big school dance is coming up and since my girlfriend dumped me I don't know what to do. Maybe I should just ask that French foriegn exchange student to the dance...she's kind of cute. Nah, I think she's dating that fat kid she's living with.

Fuck, I hate my life. Maybe I'll become a professional hitman and ditch this shithole town.

Uhhh...yeah. You should seriously consider joining the military. A) you'll get away from your residential ailments B) you'll learn how to kick your loser friend's ass C) chicks dig boys in uniforms...or so I've been told.

[Mr Lefty]

Uhhh...yeah. You should seriously consider joining the military. A) you'll get away from your residential ailments B) you'll learn how to kick your loser friend's ass C) chicks dig boys in uniforms...or so I've been told.

psst... Uma... it was a movie quote ;)

[Uma]

psst... Uma... it was a movie quote ;)

Psst...tnx Ebbs...I live under a rock. :lol:

[Trip]

Uhhh...yeah. You should seriously consider joining the military. A) you'll get away from your residential ailments B) you'll learn how to kick your loser friend's ass C) chicks dig boys in uniforms...or so I've been told.

Don't worry, he kicks his ex's boyfriend's ass in a skiing race and he porks the french girl. He also beats some asians in a drag race after the french girl fixes his car.

[Uma]

Don't worry, he kicks his ex's boyfriend's ass in a skiing race and he porks the french girl. He also beats some asians in a drag race after the french girl fixes his car.

I must watch this! ...and maybe dye my hair brown. :lol:

[Trip]

Better Off dead is the name of the movie.

[Dave]

Don't worry, he kicks his ex's boyfriend's ass in a skiing race and he porks the french girl. He also beats some asians in a drag race after the french girl fixes his car.

language lessons...inspired words from a man who knows how to ski :lol

[Uma]

Better Off dead is the name of the movie.

It's a mission now... must see.

thank youuuuuu ;)

[Trip]

It's a mission now... must see.

thank youuuuuu ;)

I watched it on the way up to my sisters. classic

[Amorok]

Have to say I've always thought Grosse Pointe Blank was a far superior movie.

"And they saw the beast and said 'Who is like the beast, and who is fit to make war with him?' DO YOU FEEL LUCKY, MARTIN?!?!"

[Dave]

Have to say I've always thought Grosse Pointe Blank was a far superior movie.

"And they saw the beast and said 'Who is like the beast, and who is fit to make war with him?' DO YOU FEEL LUCKY, MARTIN?!?!"

The secretary makes that flick

[Smittie61984]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfnAOcBirAs

[LeeNetworX]

The secretary makes that flick

I've always found it odd that both John and Joan liked to be in the same movies. At times, they seem like their family could be a little.....too close.....

[Amorok]

Wow, you're not a pervert or anything.

[LeeNetworX]

Wow, you're not a pervert or anything.

Wat?