By way of motorcycle. Best intro ever.

[Rangerscott]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK7Ans15hJk&feature=digest

[caveman]

This guys sounds like a total PUSS.

When I went to Milwaukee from SE Mich to get my HD and Trailer. I started the 8 hour drive at about 6 pm local 7pm home time. by the time I got out of the zoo and parking lot traffic of the hell hole most call Chicago, and started heading north, it was well after dark and prolly like 9 home time. Once the sun was gone on April 16, it was COLD. And being as was a trip on the train out there to get the bike I didn't have all my cold weather gear. So, around 1 am and in the vicinity of Jackson, Mi I finally felt the notion of true cold and the sheer joy of having my first Harley Davidson couldn't keep me warm any longer. I pulled off the highway 50 miles or so early to fill up for gas and spent the next hour and a half warming up and BS'in with the clerk. Once I could feel my fingers and flex my knees without pain I headed back out. Pulled into the driveway around 0155 in the morning and parked MY Harley Davidson Ultra classic in the garage.

So to have to deal with a little wind and some light rain, even on a small underpowered bike, is nothing. Get the sand out of your Vag, and ride the damn thing like you stole it all the way home. :gofurslf:

[G-Rex]

Easy there hotrod. That happens to be my best friend of 20 years there.

62k on my Busa and 50 states later, he has over 25k and 46 states on the VFR. We've definitely seen our fair share of bad weather.

That is but a small tidbit of many rough weather trips we've had. I'm not gonna try to one-up anybody. We've all had our share of bad weather and experienced on the bike. No need to smack talk someone for relaying experiences.

[VatorMan]

Just the other day I rode in RAIN !!! You pansies and your wind.

[Particle Man]

Sorry Trace, but I was :lol: when he described you as a bobble-head doll :lmao:

[G-Rex]

Sorry Trace, but I was :lol: when he described you as a bobble-head doll :lmao:

If that's the worst thing he ever says about me, I'm doing just fine. LOL

[Kaneman]

I remember riding north across all of Kansas while a strong west-east wind blew the entire time. I guess it took us something like 6 hours to cross the state, and by the end of it my head was pounding on the leftside where my helmet had been forced into it all day. I never would've thought about a perpendicular wind having that kind of effect. Then again, I didn't necessarily believe in hydroplaning until it happened either. :lol:

Funny how caveman cites one specific story to illustrate how tough he is...makes me wonder if its the only long ride he's been on. :lol:

[101lifts2]

This guys sounds like a total PUSS.

When I went to Milwaukee from SE Mich to get my HD and Trailer. I started the 8 hour drive at about 6 pm local 7pm home time. by the time I got out of the zoo and parking lot traffic of the hell hole most call Chicago, and started heading north, it was well after dark and prolly like 9 home time. Once the sun was gone on April 16, it was COLD. And being as was a trip on the train out there to get the bike I didn't have all my cold weather gear. So, around 1 am and in the vicinity of Jackson, Mi I finally felt the notion of true cold and the sheer joy of having my first Harley Davidson couldn't keep me warm any longer. I pulled off the highway 50 miles or so early to fill up for gas and spent the next hour and a half warming up and BS'in with the clerk. Once I could feel my fingers and flex my knees without pain I headed back out. Pulled into the driveway around 0155 in the morning and parked MY Harley Davidson Ultra classic in the garage.

So to have to deal with a little wind and some light rain, even on a small underpowered bike, is nothing. Get the sand out of your Vag, and ride the damn thing like you stole it all the way home. :gofurslf:


Doesn't that bike have a heated everything and a big ass windscreen?

Try riding the same thing on an EX500 doing 90mph. :lol

[101lifts2]

Easy there hotrod. That happens to be my best friend of 20 years there.

62k on my Busa and 50 states later, he has over 25k and 46 states on the VFR. We've definitely seen our fair share of bad weather.

That is but a small tidbit of many rough weather trips we've had. I'm not gonna try to one-up anybody. We've all had our share of bad weather and experienced on the bike. No need to smack talk someone for relaying experiences.

Congrads at having a total PUSS as a friend. :lol

[Mr Lefty]

Doesn't that bike have a heated everything and a big ass windscreen?

Try riding the same thing on an EX500 doing 90mph. :lol

Shit try it on a DRZ400s at 75 in late December?!

HAHA my E PENIS IS BIGGER!




damn guys... I'm sure that ANYONE who rides long trips is gonna have those stories... I'm as interested as the next guy to hear them too... but fuck does it always have to become a pissing contest?!

[Particle Man]

does it always have to become a pissing contest?!

someone is always measuring their dick against someone elses.

[Sixxxxer]

Me and Tommy rode thru a 3 hour Monsoon and I was literally soaked from head to toe, And when the rain stopped I was shivering because my clothes were still wet and the wind made it worse...

And I rode for 17 hours Staright on a 08 ZX6...So blow me Mr HD Ultra I can sit on a couch and ride all day.

No Offense Gas, B/c i like you :)

[derf]

I rode in dc traffic once in the snow! With no heated gear! it sucked! I got a big epenis too, and it s circumized

[Captain Morgan]

I ride a tricycle. With training wheels. Only when the weather is nice. I have a small e penis.

[101lifts2]

Me and Tommy rode thru a 3 hour Monsoon and I was literally soaked from head to toe, And when the rain stopped I was shivering because my clothes were still wet and the wind made it worse...

And I rode for 17 hours Staright on a 08 ZX6...So blow me Mr HD Ultra I can sit on a couch and ride all day.

No Offense Gas, B/c i like you :)

This man here has a 12 inch e-penis!:lol

[Sixxxxer]

12 and a Half...But I ride like a PUSS!!!

[Amorok]

I rode two days through a tropical storm. I had to wait on tornado watches to get lifted and rode through hail in the montains of Tennessee. For two days and I did 1300 miles. Fuck all y'all

[Tmall]

I rode through a raging blizzard while being chased by a pack of coyotes being ridden by monkeys with Hepatitis.

[RedRider2k2]

I rode through a raging blizzard while being chased by a pack of coyotes being ridden by monkeys with Hepatitis.

I remember that night. The old Hep. B Monkey Blizzard of 07.

[Rangerscott]

Get back to me when ya'll go through hail. Real Talk.

[Mr Lefty]

Get back to me when ya'll go through hail. Real Talk.

How about Hurricane Ike in 2008.. that qualify? caught it in North western AR had about 5 miles of flooded roads...


oh... and I did 918 miles in 16hr that day... from Eureka Springs to Ft Walton Beach FL

[Kaneman]

I remember that night. The old Hep. B Monkey Blizzard of 07.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Rangerscott]

How about Hurricane Ike in 2008.. that qualify? caught it in North western AR had about 5 miles of flooded roads...


oh... and I did 918 miles in 16hr that day... from Eureka Springs to Ft Walton Beach FL

Only if there was flying trailer homes.

[Mr Lefty]

nope... damn...

[G-Rex]

Get back to me when ya'll go through hail. Real Talk.

Billy and I have ridden through hail a couple of times. It's not a pleasant experience. Real Talk.

[Captain Morgan]

Looks to me like there is a shit-ton of fake talk in this thread. :lol:

[Rangerscott]

I just back ridin through a lightning storm for shits and giggles. Ill post it after the storms passes.

[derf]

Looks to me like there is a shit-ton of fake talk in this thread. :lol:

I can vouch for Sixxer, Tommy and Amorock having lived through those rides with them

[Smittie61984]

I remember that night. The old Hep. B Monkey Blizzard of 07.

HKahkahaha. Glad I just had my Hep B vaccinations.

Whenever it rains I pull a wheelie and ride at about 110mph so I don't get wet. I also installed a Tornado in my air filter which gives me 115% more HP and immunity to tornados. Real Talk

[Particle Man]

I just back ridin through a lightning storm for shits and giggles. Ill post it after the storms passes.

I went for a nice 45 mile ride in the rain today in mesh gear - damn was that refreshing. :rockwoot:

[Rangerscott]

I went for a nice 45 mile ride in the rain today in mesh gear - damn was that refreshing. :rockwoot:


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVWJIn-3Ljw

[derf]

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For your waiting pleasure I present you some filth.




So how do I save on porn?

[Particle Man]

what the hell :lol:

[Rangerscott]

So how do I save on porn?

save (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=porn)

[derf]

save (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=porn)

The bing video player is better, it gives short clips with audio at the same time

NSFW (http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=porn&go=&form=VBREQY&qs=n&sk=)

[Rangerscott]

There's a lot of lightning you can't see. Guess it's the video quality.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp9nb52G4AE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii9mcFUPHvY

[Krabill]

Oh, oh, oh . . . let me whip out my e-penis . . . I ride to work all year long. As long as there isn't ice or snow on the road, I'm on two wheels. Rain? Cold? Pffft.

The past two January's, I've ridden in the Winter Dual Sport Ride from Hell. Four days of riding and camping off the bikes weather be damned. Last year it started out about 15 degrees and averaged about 23 for the rest of the trip after that first really cold day. This year it was 40 and raining the whole time.

Two weeks from now I'm heading out on a 3k mile trip on my WR250R. Riding from Tulsa up through Michigan and into Canada, then back. Can I borrow an Ultra from somebody? Sure would make the trip a whole hell of a lot easier :lol:

[DLIT]

Nice intro. Fuck Cox.

[Smittie61984]

Oh, oh, oh . . . let me whip out my e-penis . . . I ride to work all year long. As long as there isn't ice or snow on the road, I'm on two wheels. Rain? Cold? Pffft.


No snow??? Pussy
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4053/4719960442_89372c0f7b.jpg

Though I must admit I used some e-male enhancement. I only rode about a mile out.

There's a lot of lightning you can't see. Guess it's the video quality.


I know the odds are a bakilliontrillion to 1 that I'd get hit by lightning and even in a car I doubt it'd make a difference. But I always get uneasy on the bike when lightning is around.

[Rangerscott]

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/your-e-penis-must-be-huge.jpg

[caveman]

Wow, never did I imagine that my rant on how hard to ride in the wind it was for 300 miles did I believe it would elicit such an e penis envy contest:dvrofl:

I don't believe that I have the ultimate story but the way he was chatting it up in that video over only a 300 mile ride. Seemed a little contrite for the jabbering of the video is all.

Just sayin:dthumb:

[Smittie61984]

Wow, never did I imagine that my rant on how hard to ride in the wind it was for 300 miles did I believe it would elicit such an e penis envy contest:dvrofl:


Welcome to TWFix!

[LeeNetworX]

Fuck you all.

I once rode a pocket bike, during a thunderstorm with watermelon-sized hail, which spawned multiple F5 tornadoes, in 115' weather, with 4 layers of winter gear on, through a gigantic cage full of starving and rabid gorillas, with a big banana sticking out of my pants.

[Mr Lefty]

Fuck you all.

I once rode a pocket bike, during a thunderstorm with watermelon-sized hail, which spawned multiple F5 tornadoes, in 115' weather, with 4 layers of winter gear on, through a gigantic cage full of starving and rabid gorillas, with a big banana sticking out of my pants.

Your a pussy unless you drug elbow

[Smittie61984]

Your a pussy unless you drug elbow

Elbow dragging? My great grandma drags her elboys on her way to church riding a chopper with 4' ape hangers.

Try shoulder dragging at the Isle of Mann TT
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m129/desiryderz/lrg-383-qy1l5993kc-01.jpg

[Particle Man]

Elbow dragging? My great grandma drags her elboys on her way to church riding a chopper with 4' ape hangers.

Try shoulder dragging at the Isle of Mann TT
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m129/desiryderz/lrg-383-qy1l5993kc-01.jpg

Isle of Mann is just insane :eek:

[Trip]

I rode a big wheel through Katrina, south of New Orleans where the water got over 35'. It's plastic, so I was able to macgyver it into a paddle boat to fight looter for his Heinekens.

[Mr Lefty]

Elbow dragging? My great grandma drags her elboys on her way to church riding a chopper with 4' ape hangers.

Try shoulder dragging at the Isle of Mann TT
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m129/desiryderz/lrg-383-qy1l5993kc-01.jpg

shit.... talk to me when that wall isn't at 90* but at 10*

[Trip]

shit.... talk to me when that wall isn't at 90* but at 10*

screw that, talk to me when you can steal the front fairing, including headlight from another sportbike at speed.

[Mr Lefty]

screw that, talk to me when you can steal the front fairing, including headlight from another sportbike at speed.

Talk to me when you don't give it back like a pussy

[Smittie61984]

shit.... talk to me when that wall isn't at 90* but at 10*

Helmet drag FTW you fucking pussies.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bD11zKvar2o/SGiJfkRNitI/AAAAAAAACp8/SMJBs-5D8Hs/s400/scooter-drag-helmet.jpg

[Cass]

This guys sounds like a total PUSS.

When I went to Milwaukee from SE Mich to get my HD and Trailer. I started the 8 hour drive at about 6 pm local 7pm home time. by the time I got out of the zoo and parking lot traffic of the hell hole most call Chicago, and started heading north, it was well after dark and prolly like 9 home time. Once the sun was gone on April 16, it was COLD. And being as was a trip on the train out there to get the bike I didn't have all my cold weather gear. So, around 1 am and in the vicinity of Jackson, Mi I finally felt the notion of true cold and the sheer joy of having my first Harley Davidson couldn't keep me warm any longer. I pulled off the highway 50 miles or so early to fill up for gas and spent the next hour and a half warming up and BS'in with the clerk. Once I could feel my fingers and flex my knees without pain I headed back out. Pulled into the driveway around 0155 in the morning and parked MY Harley Davidson Ultra classic in the garage.

So to have to deal with a little wind and some light rain, even on a small underpowered bike, is nothing. Get the sand out of your Vag, and ride the damn thing like you stole it all the way home. :gofurslf:


Not to go all serious away from the e-penis comparison... but how were you able to bring back the HD and trailer if you took the train to get them? :confused:

[goof2]

Not to go all serious away from the e-penis comparison... but how were you able to bring back the HD and trailer if you took the train to get them? :confused:

Probably one of those small trailers a harley can tow that came with the bike.

As for riding in the wind some people don't know what they are doing. I don't know what the final determination was but it was initially believed that Luc Bourdon of the Canucks drove his new bike (GSXR1K) in to a semi because he didn't know how to deal with wind.

[Cass]

Probably one of those small trailers a harley can tow that came with the bike.

As for riding in the wind some people don't know what they are doing. I don't know what the final determination was but it was initially believed that Luc Bourdon of the Canucks drove his new bike (GSXR1K) in to a semi because he didn't know how to deal with wind.

:lmao: i'm used to seeing harley's ON a trailer, not pulling one :lmao: thanks!

[Smittie61984]

This guys sounds like a total PUSS.

When I went to Milwaukee from SE Mich to get my HD and Trailer:

Could of taken the ferry and skipped Chicago. http://www.lake-express.com/