Who am I? *movies*

[Trip]

The Lane Myer thread was funny. So I wanted to see if we can expand on it cause I am bored. Who wants to play?

No just shouting the name of the movie, you need to know the character's name.

So I racked up a ton of fucking debt to some bookies. Rather than take a beating I hoped on a plane at the airport. Turns out it flew me to the middle of fucking nowhere southeast asian. These damn people I came with are trying to make me help out the locals. I built a bar instead and started scamming the locals. This hot chick with the group kinda makes me want to help them now though. So we are going to build a bridge for the locals.

Who am I?

[Papa_Complex]

Amj?

[tommymac]

Damn I remember the movie, just not the name much less the characters name.

[Trip]

Amj?

movie related

[TommyHotWheel]

Larry Bourne III...Volunteers.

[Trip]

Larry Bourne III...Volunteers.

close enough, it's lawrence, your turn

[TommyHotWheel]

They call him Larry through the whole movie...snob:lol.


I am not even supposed to be here today, between the "milkmaids", the gum in the lock and my girlfriends proclivity for sucking dick, I need my hockey game to help me relax.

[tommymac]

They call him Larry through the whole movie...snob:lol.


I am not even supposed to be here today, between the "milkmaids", the gum in the lock and my girlfriends proclivity for sucking dick, I need my hockey game to help me relax.


Dante from clerks :rockwoot:

[Papa_Complex]

movie related

Kidding.

[Dave]

Try not to suck any dick in the parking lot!

[LeeNetworX]

The Lane Myer thread was funny.

I was planning on doing more such threads but haven't gotten around to it yet.

Dante from clerks :rockwoot:

Give us the next one.

[tommymac]

I formed a bad metal band and in my attempt to get signed we took over a radio station. Before I became a metal head I was a nerd and played D&D.

[LeeNetworX]

I formed a bad metal band and in my attempt to get signed we took over a radio station. Before I became a metal head I was a nerd and played D&D.

Chaz in Airheads?

[tommymac]

Chaz in Airheads?

Winner, was watching it on cable the other day :)

[LeeNetworX]

That God-damn retard; he ruined it all. Why couldn't he just do as I asked and leave me be as destiny intended? Look at him, on TV...a hero.....a God-damned hero. And here I sit in this chair. I need a drink - where's that last bottle of Ripple?

[pauldun170]

That God-damn retard; he ruined it all. Why couldn't he just do as I asked and leave me be as destiny intended? Look at him, on TV...a hero.....a God-damned hero. And here I sit in this chair. I need a drink - where's that last bottle of Ripple?

Forest Gump
Lt DaN

[Kaneman]

That God-damn retard; he ruined it all. Why couldn't he just do as I asked and leave me be as destiny intended? Look at him, on TV...a hero.....a God-damned hero. And here I sit in this chair. I need a drink - where's that last bottle of Ripple?

Well that's Lt. Dan.

[LeeNetworX]

Forest Gump
Lt DaN

Magic legs!!!

[pauldun170]

Magic legs!!!



Mom, mounted a brain dead soldier with a boner and had me.
A dog bit my ear off and I bit off his.
When me and my high school sweetheart found the house with the plane in the bedroom we bought it but
then I crashed my car killing my son while my wife bit off the ppenis of the guy she was blowing.
That guy who played an alien on TV was my best friend even though he dressed funny.
we all liked to write a lot.
Then I got shot by tongueless Pooh

[tommymac]

Fack I know the movie and the actor but not the character

[LeeNetworX]

Mom, mounted a brain dead soldier with a boner and had me.
A dog bit my ear off and I bit off his.
When me and my high school sweetheart found the house with the plane in the bedroom we bought it but
then I crashed my car killing my son while my wife bit off the ppenis of the guy she was blowing.
That guy who played an alien on TV was my best friend even though he dressed funny.
we all liked to write a lot.
Then I got shot by tongueless Pooh

:lol

Garp!

[pauldun170]

:lol

garp!

winner!!!

[LeeNetworX]

I wanted to be a detective, now look at me - out here in the middle of nowhere with this nutjob. What the?! A delivery truck? Out here? What's in the box? What's in THE BOX?!!?

[pauldun170]

I wanted to be a detective, now look at me - out here in the middle of nowhere with this nutjob. What the?! A delivery truck? Out here? What's in the box? What's in THE BOX?!!?

David Mills - seven

[LeeNetworX]

David Mills - seven

http://poietes.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/brad-pitt-seven.jpg

[pauldun170]

When I was young, I met this beautiful girl by a lake.
but she was taken away from me. (Soon after, my car was totalled.)
When I found her, she was f'n crazy
Hey look, the flowers are melting...almost like paint.
My daughter is a 30 black man who would like to view the money.
Did I tell you that when I was young, I met this beautiful girl by a lake?

[Method]

What dreams may come
Chris Nielson


I'll lob a softball:

"We can't stop here, this is bat country!"

[Amber Lamps]

When I was young, I met this beautiful girl by a lake.
but she was taken away from me. (Soon after, my car was totalled.)
When I found her, she was f'n crazy
Hey look, the flowers are melting...almost like paint.
My daughter is a 30 black man who would like to view the money.
Did I tell you that when I was young, I met this beautiful girl by a lake?

what dreams may come, Robin Williams character Chris something...

What dreams may come
Chris Nielson

beat me!:lol:

[LeeNetworX]

What dreams may come
Chris Nielson

Lots of people didn't seem to like that movie; I thought it was pretty good.

[Amber Lamps]

Lots of people didn't seem to like that movie; I thought it was pretty good.

Me too.

[pauldun170]

What dreams may come
Chris Nielson


I'll lob a softball:

"We can't stop here, this is bat country!"

Dr. Gonzo

What dreams may come
Chris Nielson


I'll lob a softball:

"We can't stop here, this is bat country!"


wins

Dr. Gonzo

[pauldun170]

Damn thats a big bug. Why you got furballs in the basket?
Hi old lady...can you please put your eye back in.
Hey...I got a shard!! Found it in the observatory
Stay back old bird people or else those old humming fuckers are gonna hum and get all monk on your ass. Why you got furballs in the cage?
You old bird people are so homo trying to get my essence up in your guts yo.
FYI if they die...you die.
Why do I feel like someone has their hand in my head?

[anthonyk]

Damn thats a big bug. Why you got furballs in the basket?
Hi old lady...can you please put your eye back in.
Hey...I got a shard!! Found it in the observatory
Stay back old bird people or else those old humming fuckers are gonna hum and get all monk on your ass. Why you got furballs in the cage?
You old bird people are so homo trying to get my essence up in your guts yo.
FYI if they die...you die.
Why do I feel like someone has their hand in my head?

Jen, from the Dark Crystal.

Shit, I can't think of one...

[pauldun170]

Jen, from the Dark Crystal.

Shit, I can't think of one...

win

[anthonyk]

Another softball...

When I'm not doing brain surgery or being a rock star, I'm taking calls from the president about interdimensional baddies. Here, hold my overthruster.

[pauldun170]

Another softball...

When I'm not doing brain surgery or being a rock star, I'm taking calls from the president about interdimensional baddies. Here, hold my overthruster.

Buckaroo Banzai

[Method]

Dr. Gonzo




wins

Dr. Gonzo

Wait wait!! That's incorrect.. Right movie, wrong character.

[Dave]

Best movie evar

[pauldun170]

Wait wait!! That's incorrect.. Right movie, wrong character.

Correction: Raoul Duke!!!

[pauldun170]

2 gave me speech
5 fixed me up
1 is a prick
6 likes to draw
7 = ninja hottie that used to have big knockers but then got all skinny
3 - 4 turn any flat surface into the history channel
8 loves his magnet
I guess I should set their souls free

[LeeNetworX]

2 gave me speech
5 fixed me up
1 is a prick
6 likes to draw
7 = ninja hottie that used to have big knockers but then got all skinny
3 - 4 turn any flat surface into the history channel
8 loves his magnet
I guess I should set their souls free


9!

[LeeNetworX]

I'm the kind of guy that can get you anything; within reason, of course. I've given up on hope. Only thing I can hope for any more is a hard day of work outside these walls....and to someday see my friend again.

[pauldun170]

9!

win!

I'm the kind of guy that can get you anything; within reason, of course. I've given up on hope. Only thing I can hope for any more is a hard day of work outside these walls....and to someday see my friend again.

Red

[LeeNetworX]

win!



Red

Go.

[pauldun170]

I'm not going to eat those maggots!!
Oh, it's chinese rice? Cool....nom nom nom
Sure I'll have some wine to go with it.
Its bright out here.
Hey baby I feel funny? Wanna fuck?
cool
Hey look surf party!! Awesome!
Wait waddya guys doing?
I do not want to nom nom nom...your wine sucked!!!
You guys are MEH!!!

come on guys lets go to cave...ok this sucks
come on guys lets go to the house
this sucks

Yay grandpa!!!

[Papa_Complex]

"Michael!" .... Emerson, that is.

I don't like aliens.

I like sunglasses. PUT THEM ON!

I like fighting in alleys.

... and I need some gum.

[LeeNetworX]

"Michael!" .... Emerson, that is.

I don't like aliens.

I like sunglasses. PUT THEM ON!

I like fighting in alleys.

... and I need some gum.

They Live

George

[Papa_Complex]

Yup (though they never mention his name in the movie). Go.

[LeeNetworX]

Writer's block; it's a bitch. I should walk around a bit and clear my mind....maybe check the boiler pressure. I could almost kill for a drink.

[Amber Lamps]

Writer's block; it's a bitch. I should walk around a bit and clear my mind....maybe check the boiler pressure. I could almost kill for a drink.

I'm not sure how PC got a turn..

The Shinning... Jack

[Amber Lamps]

I'm not going to eat those maggots!!
Oh, it's chinese rice? Cool....nom nom nom
Sure I'll have some wine to go with it.
Its bright out here.
Hey baby I feel funny? Wanna fuck?
cool
Hey look surf party!! Awesome!
Wait waddya guys doing?
I do not want to nom nom nom...your wine sucked!!!
You guys are MEH!!!

come on guys lets go to cave...ok this sucks
come on guys lets go to the house
this sucks

Yay grandpa!!!


Lost Boys- Michael

[Trip]

Lost Boys- Michael

that one was answered already

[Rangerscott]

Try not to suck any dick in the parking lot!

You.

[LeeNetworX]

I'm not sure how PC got a turn..

The Shinning... Jack

He answered Michael Emerson (Lost Boys)

Go.

[Amorok]

I'm an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why.

[defector]

I'm an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why.

Gabriel from the Prophecy, but I think it is AL's turn to pick.

[Trip]

Gabriel from the Prophecy, but I think it is AL's turn to pick.

Just keep going, Tigger didn't post his.

[Amorok]

Oops.

[defector]

here is another easy one:

That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet.
[Reaches down and picks up a dinner roll]
Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet.
[Pokes the roll playfully]
You're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go...
[makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll]
[Wailing loudly, making the whole restaurant look] Uuuuuuh! I killed it! I killed my sale! And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?

[Trip]

here is another easy one:

That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet.
[Reaches down and picks up a dinner roll]
Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet.
[Pokes the roll playfully]
You're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go...
[makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll]
[Wailing loudly, making the whole restaurant look] Uuuuuuh! I killed it! I killed my sale! And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?

Tommy Callahan - Tommy Boy

It's not really suppose to be a quote game.

[Amber Lamps]

Just keep going, Tigger didn't post his.

Some ass stepped on me so I let him go...

[Trip]

So some bitch keeps talking in my head that I am going to die. It's pissing me off. Now my number counting is all fucked up and this hot hippy chick I am auditing is pissed with me cause she is a dirty hippy. This sucks.

[Amber Lamps]

So some bitch keeps talking in my head that I am going to die. It's pissing me off. Now my number counting is all fucked up and this hot hippy chick I am auditing is pissed with me cause she is a dirty hippy. This sucks.

7 pounds? Sorry Ben?

[Trip]

7 pounds?

no, you have to know the character name, the movie name isn't how you win. The movie is still wrong in your case though.

[HurricaneHeather]

So some bitch keeps talking in my head that I am going to die. It's pissing me off. Now my number counting is all fucked up and this hot hippy chick I am auditing is pissed with me cause she is a dirty hippy. This sucks.

Harold Crick

I got nothing...someone else can have my turn.

[TommyHotWheel]

Dante from clerks :rockwoot:

Yea.

[Trip]

Harold Crick

I got nothing...someone else can have my turn.

correct, first one to post is next

[derf]

I got nothing...someone else can have my turn.


Ok, its not really a charachter but any red blooded american should know this one, just name the movie

It's 11:59 on Radio Free America; this is Uncle Sam, with music, and the truth until dawn. Right now I've got a few words for some of our brothers and sisters in the occupied zone: "the chair is against the wall, the chair is against the wall", "john has a long mustache, john has a long mustache". It's twelve o'clock, American, another day closer to victory. And for all of you out there, on, or behind the line, this is your song.

[Bryan]

Red Dawn

[derf]

Red Dawn

http://www.lassencreditunion.com/page/_files/check-mark_943.jpg

[Bryan]

Pull over!
No its a cardigan...but thanks for noticing!
You fellas been doin a little boozing? Tippin back on some of grandpa's cough medicine?
No sir.
Well whats that? Gimmie one of those bottles you pumkin pie hair colored freak!!
No dont drink that!
You'd shut up if you knew what was good for ya!

Tic tac sir?

[Dave]

i just got out of jail and all i want is a coffee, now these two rich assholes want me to break into the louvre and steal a model helicopter

[Trip]

weak fred, the fun part is seeing the crazy interpretations, not a quote.

[goof2]

Pull over!
No its a cardigan...but thanks for noticing!
You fellas been doin a little boozing? Tippin back on some of grandpa's cough medicine?
No sir.
Well whats that? Gimmie one of those bottles you pumkin pie hair colored freak!!
No dont drink that!
You'd shut up if you knew what was good for ya!

Tic tac sir?

I don't think his character has a name but the state trooper played by Harland Williams in Dumb and Dumber.

i just got out of jail and all i want is a coffee, now these two rich assholes want me to break into the louvre and steal a model helicopter

Hudson Hawk?

[Dave]

I don't think his character has a name but the state trooper played by Harland Williams in Dumb and Dumber.



Hudson Hawk?

Right movie but that's his nickname not his name

[goof2]

Right movie but that's his nickname not his name

I got nothing then.

[Bryan]

I don't think his character has a name but the state trooper played by Harland Williams in Dumb and Dumber.




Winner!

[Dave]

I got nothing then.

Eddie hawkins

[LeeNetworX]

Somebody get this train wreck back on track.

[Trip]

So there is not really that much to do here. I don't talk really at all anymore. No one else here besides my buddy and he never talks. He's an asshole, but I still love him. I need to find a way to get away from this place and back to civilization, but just can't. I tried to kill myself, but I suck at it, so I didn't. I miss my girlfriend.

[LeeNetworX]

So there is not really that much to do here. I don't talk really at all anymore. No one else here besides my buddy and he never talks. He's an asshole, but I still love him. I need to find a way to get away from this place and back to civilization, but just can't. I tried to kill myself, but I suck at it, so I didn't. I miss my girlfriend.

Cast Away

Chuck

[Trip]

Cast Away

Chuck

nice, next

[LeeNetworX]

I've been living down here for some time now. All of my family is dead. All of the rest of the people are dead. Scavenging for food and supplies, I've managed to stay alive....well, that and knowing how to move around without being detected. Why hasn't anyone come to help? Oh no...it sounds like they are back...I'd better be quiet.

[Dave]

Newt from aliens?
To make things proper her name is rebecca jordan

[LeeNetworX]

Newt from aliens?

Indeed, good sir. Kindly proceed with the game.

[Dave]

Ok.

I'm the pilot of an intergalactic police cruiser. Recently me and the ship's android (who's pretty damn hot for an artificial human, I wanna hit it but she doesn't have the right parts. Of course she says we could order then from the catalog) were stranded on a strange alien planet where this lunatic cult worships a harley davidson. They even ride horses with handlebars!

[Papa_Complex]

DAMMIT! I can see it now. "We worship Harley David-Son. Vroom-vroom." Crappy '80s Sci-Fi :lol:

[Kaneman]

This game is badass. I'm gonna guess one of these eventually and get to play too.

[Dave]

DAMMIT! I can see it now. "We worship Harley David-Son. Vroom-vroom." Crappy '80s Sci-Fi :lol:

Hint: the lead actress was a playboy playmate who was murdered and then raped by her estranged husband shortly after the film's release

Oughta be enough hints you guys can google your way to success

[LeeNetworX]

Hint: the lead actress was a playboy playmate who was murdered and then raped by her estranged husband shortly after the film's release

Oughta be enough hints you guys can google your way to success

This all sounds familiar yet I still can't place it.

[Papa_Complex]

Damn. Been too long. Sergeant Thor?

[Dave]

Damn. Been too long. Sergeant Thor?

You got it, balls in your court

[Papa_Complex]

OK, I'm going to kill this hero guy. Bloody Messiah complex, he's got. Daddy will float around popping pustules, while I cut this guy a new mouth. Don't I sound insane, with my over-acting? Don't I look pretty in my high-tech undies, all sweaty and stuff?

[LeeNetworX]

OK, I'm going to kill this hero guy. Bloody Messiah complex, he's got. Daddy will float around popping pustules, while I cut this guy a new mouth. Don't I sound insane, with my over-acting? Don't I look pretty in my high-tech undies, all sweaty and stuff?

Dune

Fade

(good one, BTW)

[LeeNetworX]

I don't know how many more times I can do this.....meh, keep focussed. I must get back. I can stop this...I can prevent this all. It's those eco-terrorists, it must be.....What? Yes, I am fine. My mind can handle another one. Yes, I will collect samples while I am there.

[Dave]

Dune

Fade

(good one, BTW)

Damn, I didn't even see that one from his description. Good work.

Its feyd btw ;)

[Papa_Complex]

I didn't really expect anyone to spell "Feyd Ruatha Harkonnen" properly :lol:

[Papa_Complex]

I don't know how many more times I can do this.....meh, keep focussed. I must get back. I can stop this...I can prevent this all. It's those eco-terrorists, it must be.....What? Yes, I am fine. My mind can handle another one. Yes, I will collect samples while I am there.

James Cole from "12 Monkeys"?

[Dave]

I didn't really expect anyone to spell "Feyd Ruatha Harkonnen" properly :lol:

You know why I didn't get it? You said daddy. Feyd is a nephew of vladimir (who is homosexual)

[Papa_Complex]

You know why I didn't get it? You said daddy. Feyd is a nephew of vladimir (who is homosexual)

You're right about the relationship but I was working from memory, and doing a quick-and-dirty :lol:

[LeeNetworX]

James Cole from "12 Monkeys"?

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/263/3/d/A_Winrar_is_you_by_winrarisyouplz.png

[pauldun170]

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/263/3/d/A_Winrar_is_you_by_winrarisyouplz.png

:lol:

[Papa_Complex]

I'm an honourable guy. OK, maybe I'm not, when I start getting the bends and get all kooky. That astronaut-looking guy keeps looking at me sideways. Maybe I'll mess him up, then nuke the shit out of his transparent, squishy friends? Hell, I'm in charge here!

[LeeNetworX]

I'm an honourable guy. OK, maybe I'm not, when I start getting the bends and get all kooky. That astronaut-looking guy keeps looking at me sideways. Maybe I'll mess him up, then nuke the shit out of his transparent, squishy friends? Hell, I'm in charge here!

The Abyss

Coffey

[Papa_Complex]

Bingo! You're up.

[LeeNetworX]

These creatures have not evolved although they have embraced technology. Their primal instincts remain to be the dominant driving force of their actions; they still battle each other over petty resources. This will be a glorious hunt. I will return home with their bones as trophies.

[Papa_Complex]

Predator.

[LeeNetworX]

Predator.

Too easy. Go.

[Papa_Complex]

Well this is just great! Here I am. Broke starship, I'm all wet, idiots for subordinates, and these chicks don't even have fur! Still.......... they're kinda hot.

[LeeNetworX]

Well this is just great! Here I am. Broke starship, I'm all wet, idiots for subordinates, and these chicks don't even have fur! Still.......... they're kinda hot.

Think I know the movie but can't remember a single of the three main characters' names - but I can think of who played them.

[Dave]

Well this is just great! Here I am. Broke starship, I'm all wet, idiots for subordinates, and these chicks don't even have fur! Still.......... they're kinda hot.

Mac from earth girls are easy

[Papa_Complex]

Yup. Next.

[Dave]

I'm a retired soldier who lives out in the woods with my daughter. At least I did until this freddy mercury looking motherfucker kidnapped her...

[LeeNetworX]

I'm a retired soldier who lives out in the woods with my daughter. At least I did until this freddy mercury looking motherfucker kidnapped her...

Commando

John


"Remember when I told you when I would kill you last, Sully?"

"I lied."

[Dave]

John what? :lol: bennet says it enough

[LeeNetworX]

He's so good at this. He's focussed, calculating, patient...and he always gets the job done. I want him to teach me. I want to grow and become just like him. I want revenge.

[Dave]

Mathilda from the professional?

[LeeNetworX]

Mathilda from the professional?

Go.

[KSGregman]

/notthis Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man! /notthis


/this Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend. /this

[Papa_Complex]

Bill Muny.

[LeeNetworX]

/notthis Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man! /notthis


/this Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend. /this

Not using quotes. Describing what the character might think.

[KSGregman]

Not using quotes. Describing what the character might think.

Wha wha WHAT?!

[Papa_Complex]

The idea is to give an idea about what the character is about, without using quotes that could be easily searchable.

I just happened to watch "Unforgiven" a couple of nights ago ;)

[Papa_Complex]

You yellow-haired son of a bitch! You're supposed to be dead, not choking the life out of the guy who's supposed to lead me to the treasure. I ought to beat the shit out of you, but then who would show me where the gold is?

[Dave]

Ok gonna try something a bit different on this one, it is from a movie but one made of shorts and I'm gonna use a direct quote. Should be easy as hell.

"Sucker play or not, I must have turned her on. This dame was going for broke. Maybe I was her first new yorker? Anyway, nothing beats good old american know how, I gave her the stars and stripes forever"

[Dave]

The idea is to give an idea about what the character is about, without using quotes that could be easily searchable.

I just happened to watch "Unforgiven" a couple of nights ago ;)

Grr you would write this while I was posting, then again if I described it everyone would post the wrong movie...

[Papa_Complex]

Grr you would write this while I was posting, then again if I described it everyone would post the wrong movie...

I would have written something like, "Sorry Honey, I can't take this anymore. Pass me a bottle. Screw the T-totalling thing. It's time to be bad and kill me some folks."

[Dave]

I would have written something like, "Sorry Honey, I can't take this anymore. Pass me a bottle. Screw the T-totalling thing. It's time to be bad and kill me some folks."

The best part was when I played ***** ***** for victoria and she got mad as shit when she realised how much of a ripoff the fifth element was

[Papa_Complex]

Ok gonna try something a bit different on this one, it is from a movie but one made of shorts and I'm gonna use a direct quote. Should be easy as hell.

"Sucker play or not, I must have turned her on. This dame was going for broke. Maybe I was her first new yorker? Anyway, nothing beats good old american know how, I gave her the stars and stripes forever"

Actually it took me a while. Harry Canyon - cabbie in NYC. I had the movie, but couldn't place the quote

The best part was when I played ***** ***** for victoria and she got mad as shit when she realised how much of a ripoff the fifth element was

There are no new stories, just remakes ;)

[Dave]

Ain't that the pathetic truth

[Papa_Complex]

I'm on my way home, so someone else can be up next.

[Trip]

Bro, I can't find my automobile...

[Dave]

Where's your car dude?

[Trip]

Where's your car dude?

What's his name?

[Porkchop]

What's his name?

It's Jesse, played by Ashton Kutcher. The other one is Chester, played by Sean William Scott. "Whats my tattoo say???" :lol:

[Porkchop]

I was just stabbed. So I am moving to the countryside. I like tending to my plant, and going to the pub in my free time. I also love paperwork. And it is not for the greater good.

[Dave]

What's his name?

please. i wasnt gonna answer one THAT simple. :lol:

[Trip]

please. i wasnt gonna answer one THAT simple. :lol:

well I hate to break it to you, you did, and you did so incorrectly.

[Dragonpaco]

I was just stabbed. So I am moving to the countryside. I like tending to my plant, and going to the pub in my free time. I also love paperwork. And it is not for the greater good.

Nicholas Angel or Nicholas Angle depending on what paper you read.

[Dave]

well I hate to break it to you, you did, and you did so incorrectly.

The only thing that was incorrect was your interpretation of the post.

[Trip]

The only thing that was incorrect was your interpretation of the post.

Sorry this isn't creative writing class, we have clear answers, not interpretations. There was not a character name as defined in the rules.

[Porkchop]

Nicholas Angel or Nicholas Angle depending on what paper you read.

Correct. I like the Angle-paper reference. You're Next.....

[Dragonpaco]

i have issues with my father, lost my wife to my muscle headed roommate and teach theatre at the local community college

[TommyHotWheel]

i have issues with my father, lost my wife to my muscle headed roommate and teach theatre at the local community college

Dana Marshcz, Hamlet 2?

[Kaneman]

Fuck it, its been 7 hours, I'm going.

It figures I would only find out what a complete scumbag he was AFTER he died. Goddamn dirty ol' bastard, and after all these years....he leaves me nothing but debts and likely hood I'll end up on the streets, and at my age! The telephone's ringing again, but I've got just as little money as I did the last time they called....I need a plan.

[Dragonpaco]

Fuck it, its been 7 hours, I'm going.

It figures I would only find out what a complete scumbag he was AFTER he died. Goddamn dirty ol' bastard, and after all these years....he leaves me nothing but debts and likely hood I'll end up on the streets, and at my age! The telephone's ringing again, but I've got just as little money as I did the last time they called....I need a plan.

tommy was right and it's the day after my b-day so of course i slept 7 hours. my head is throbbing

[Amber Lamps]

Dana Marshcz, Hamlet 2?

I thought he taught at the high school?....

[Dragonpaco]

might be i was drunk.high when i wrote it so i wasnt at 100% brainpower

[TommyHotWheel]

Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, okay? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, okay? You following? Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? What's a Nubian?

[Kaneman]

Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, okay? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, okay? You following? Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? What's a Nubian?

Banky, Chasing Amy.

Now...


It figures I would only find out what a complete scumbag he was AFTER he died. Goddamn dirty ol' bastard, and after all these years....he leaves me nothing but debts and likely hood I'll end up on the streets, and at my age! The telephone's ringing again, but I've got just as little money as I did the last time they called....I need a plan.

[LeeNetworX]

It's been a week and no one's figured yours out.



My friends left me - bunch of pussies ran off without me. I just want to go home.....I'm tired and starting to not feel so good. My neck must have 7-8 krinks in it. I'll just rest here with all of these soft stuffed animlas for a while.

[Papa_Complex]

E.T.

[LeeNetworX]

E.T.

Figured I'd go with an easy one. Go ahead.

[Papa_Complex]

I came to this strange planet to find some lost colonists, but found a hottie and her pet robot. Second in command doesn't realize it yet, but he hasn't got a chance at her. I've already staked my claim. Now how to I get past her dad and his subconscious guard dog?

[Dave]

I came to this strange planet to find some lost colonists, but found a hottie and her pet robot. Second in command doesn't realize it yet, but he hasn't got a chance at her. I've already staked my claim. Now how to I get past her dad and his subconscious guard dog?

Commander jj adams, forbidden planet.


I was recruited by the star league to defend against xur and the kodan armada

[Papa_Complex]

Too easy. I'll let someone else have a turn ;)

[Dave]

Too easy. I'll let someone else have a turn ;)

it was meant to be, gotta get this thread moving again!

[Amorok]

Really, nobody's guessed Alex Rogan from the Last Starfighter?!?!? This is the internet, geeks are supposed to live here.

[Papa_Complex]

Yup, surprised the hell out of me. Maybe no one is reading this thread anymore?

[Amorok]

I guess not. And I had a really good one, too.

[Papa_Complex]

Well run with it.

[Amorok]

Vietnam sucks, but I'll be back in New York again in a second. My side hurts, who was that? My chiropractor's awesome but what is he talking about? My girlfriend's pretty hot, but this party is freaking me out, my head's all fucked up and she's a little horny. Now my old buddy's are getting a hold of me, we're all whacked out.

[LeeNetworX]

Vietnam sucks, but I'll be back in New York again in a second. My side hurts, who was that? My chiropractor's awesome but what is he talking about? My girlfriend's pretty hot, but this party is freaking me out, my head's all fucked up and she's a little horny. Now my old buddy's are getting a hold of me, we're all whacked out.

Dr. Manhattan?

[Amorok]

Swing and a miss

[LeeNetworX]

Ahhhh.....Jacob from Jacob's Ladder?

[Amber Lamps]

Vietnam? Was Vietnam involved? Man movie's a good movie.

[LeeNetworX]

Vietnam? Was Vietnam involved? Man movie's a good movie.

He was having flashbacks of Vietnam and hallucinations of it, among other things, brought on by the drug testing that was done on them. And I remember he was seeing a chiro in the movie and his girlfriend was some hot Latina girl (can't remember the actress).