How to trick people into thinking you're good looking [Archive]

Captain Morgan

07-12-2010, 12:10 AM

I've seen better transformations than that, but agree that makeup is a crazy thing.

Particle Man

07-12-2010, 08:24 AM

it's all a trick!

:lol:

derf

07-12-2010, 08:56 AM

She looked better before, still kinda funny though

LeeNetworX

07-12-2010, 09:36 AM

She looked better before, still kinda funny though

Agreed. I hate it when chicks bury themselves in makeup and basically make themselves look like trash.

Fav part was when she was crying over her Masters.

CrazyKell

07-12-2010, 09:39 AM

I lol'd.

Flexin

07-12-2010, 09:39 AM

She looked better before, still kinda funny though

I think that was the point she was trying to make.

James

VatorMan

07-12-2010, 09:42 AM

I'd wreck the before or after version. I'm not picky.

marko138

07-12-2010, 10:16 AM

I'd wreck the before or after version. I'm not picky.
Champion.

AquaPython

07-12-2010, 10:36 AM

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff223/Droidekea/Imagenes%20para%20foros/its-a-trap.jpg

Dave

07-12-2010, 10:49 AM

Agreed. I hate it when chicks bury themselves in makeup and basically make themselves look like trash.

Fav part was when she was crying over her Masters.

I liked the trashy after verion better. Must be cause I'm from jersey :lmao:

Amber Lamps

07-12-2010, 10:55 AM

I liked the trashy after verion better. Must be cause I'm from jersey :lmao:

I'd hit it doggy style anyway so who cares what her face looks like? Her body was okay...

Uma

07-12-2010, 01:14 PM

Nice.

Favorite part: "Guys...you're just gonna have 2 find someone that thinks you're funny" :lol:

azoomm

07-12-2010, 02:55 PM

Nice.

Favorite part: "Guys...you're just gonna have 2 find someone that thinks you're funny" :lol:
:lol:

Mudpuppy

07-12-2010, 03:01 PM

I'd wreck the before or after version. I'm not picky.

Agreed

OneSickPsycho

07-12-2010, 03:09 PM

Nice.

Favorite part: "Guys...you're just gonna have 2 find someone that thinks you're funny" :lol:

Story of my life.

CrazyKell

07-12-2010, 03:14 PM

Story of my life.

But you're pretty funny right? And haven't you found a wee lassie that thinks you're hilarious? So you're good! :D

Phenix_Rider

07-12-2010, 03:32 PM

Nice.

Favorite part: "Guys...you're just gonna have 2 find someone that thinks you're funny" :lol:

I'm screwed then :lol: Just have to go back to "hit it with a club first"

OneSickPsycho

07-12-2010, 03:50 PM

But you're pretty funny right? And haven't you found a wee lassie that thinks you're hilarious? So you're good! :D

Actually, she doesn't really find me amusing... maybe it's the giant cock that I don't have... The fat bank account that I can only dream about... Maybe it's my jiggly body...

Why the fuck is she with me? :lol:

Amber Lamps

07-12-2010, 04:10 PM

Actually, she doesn't really find me amusing... maybe it's the giant cock that I don't have... The fat bank account that I can only dream about... Maybe it's my jiggly body...

Why the fuck is she with me? :lol:

Low self esteem? Mine likes my cock and help learning to ride.

OneSickPsycho

07-12-2010, 04:14 PM

Low self esteem? Mine likes my cock and help learning to ride.

Oh... maybe she loves me for my enormous ego... if so, she will ALWAYS be satisfied!

Particle Man

07-12-2010, 04:16 PM

Amber Lamps

07-12-2010, 04:16 PM

Oh... maybe she loves me for my enormous ego... if so, she will ALWAYS be satisfied!

There's no telling bro...women are a strange breed!

Dave

07-12-2010, 04:22 PM

I'm screwed then :lol: Just have to go back to "hit it with a club first"

I'm hilarious, but 160+ proof booze works too

OneSickPsycho

07-12-2010, 04:39 PM

...

LoL! She's not really into the bike yet either! :?:

Amber Lamps

07-12-2010, 04:40 PM

LoL! She's not really into the bike yet either! :?:

Who knows? Why do people buy Buells? I'm betting the two are related in some way... hmmm...

Smittie61984

07-12-2010, 07:11 PM

This is how I trick women into thinking I'm cute. Worked on my GF!
http://www.liquorsnob.com/archives/pictures/Jagermeister-Bottle.JPG

Kind of serious but has anyone ever seen that Dove "Evolution of Makeup"? They take some homley looking chick and make her look beautiful. Well fashion beautiful.

Uma

07-12-2010, 09:02 PM

...

:rofl:

Digifox

07-12-2010, 09:31 PM

Lolskating on a Roflacopter!!!

I was totally just WAITING for the Rick roll

Rangerscott

07-12-2010, 09:53 PM

I dont like it when you can tell its caked on. Some gals think their 80 and the more the better. I dont buy 30 gal of paint just to paint the front door.

t-homo

07-12-2010, 09:56 PM

How long do you expect till your balls drop? Or is it just that your skinny jeans are holding them up?

racedoll

07-12-2010, 10:02 PM

Pretty funny.

Homeslice

07-12-2010, 11:30 PM

I'd say priority #1 for her is fixing her voice.

Amber Lamps

07-12-2010, 11:54 PM

I'd say priority #1 for her is fixing her voice.

Oh I have a 9'' regular fix for that problem!...:wink:

Rangerscott

07-13-2010, 12:01 AM

Oh I have a 9'' regular fix for that problem!...:wink:

An extension doesn't count as your "own."

Amber Lamps

07-13-2010, 12:02 AM

An extension doesn't count as your "own."

pics are possible... half black and 6' 4''...

Homeslice

07-13-2010, 12:03 AM

An extension doesn't count as your "own."

pwnd

Rangerscott

07-13-2010, 12:04 AM

pics are possible... half black and 6' 4''...

Your penis is half black? So half you're penis likes big breast white girls and the other half like little white boys?

Homeslice

07-13-2010, 12:07 AM

pics are possible... half black and 6' 4''...

shoe/hand size probably tells more than race or height

Amber Lamps

07-13-2010, 12:16 AM

shoe/hand size probably tells more than race or height

size 12-13 and xxl-xxxl gloves...hand length is 9.5'' actually...:lol: Anyway, "I keep a solution to that problem in my pants" better? Seriously, who here hasn't measured their penis?:idk: I used to consider getting Encyte to try and make the magical above 10'' mark but my gf swore she'd leave if I did... true story. (did you all know you can't even say (+) 10 without it going +1)

Rangerscott

07-13-2010, 12:19 AM

Find a woman with a deeper vag.

Amber Lamps

07-13-2010, 12:26 AM

Your penis is half black? So half you're penis likes big breast white girls and the other half like little white boys?

Too bad I don't have any big breasted white girls.... oh wait I do.:lol: I'm not sure where little white boys come into play but I guess it's your fantasy... BTW I did a job at John Holmes High School today!:lol:

Rangerscott

07-13-2010, 12:28 AM

Black penis turning white. What else would that mean?

Rangerscott

07-13-2010, 12:30 AM

Too bad I don't have any big breasted white girls.... oh wait I do.:lol: I'm not sure where little white boys come into play but I guess it's your fantasy... BTW I did a job at John Holmes High School today!:lol:

I guess I wouldn't mind being in a school named after one of the biggest male porn stars of all time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Holmes_%28pornographic_actor%29

Amber Lamps

07-13-2010, 12:31 AM

Find a woman with a deeper vag.

Aw they get used to it after a month or so... the crying and the blood get kinda tired though...

Amber Lamps

07-13-2010, 12:32 AM

Black penis turning white. What else would that mean?

So white men love little white boys? Who knew?:lol:

Smittie61984

07-13-2010, 12:40 AM

pics are possible... half black and 6' 4''...

Your penis is half black? Sweet, you can play "Good Penis" and "Bad Penis"

t-homo

07-13-2010, 12:44 AM

So white men love little white boys? Who knew?:lol:

about to go thriller, mike jackson on these ninjas.

Amber Lamps

07-13-2010, 12:46 AM

Your penis is half black? Sweet, you can play "Good Penis" and "Bad Penis"

Oh? Racial bias test, which would be the "bad" side, hmmm?....:lol: I play Othello a lot...

Smittie61984

07-13-2010, 12:54 AM

Racial bias test, which would be the "bad" side, hmmm?

That would be the side that gets tased.

LeeNetworX

07-13-2010, 09:06 AM

shoe/hand size probably tells more than race or height

Poor guys...

http://iamatvjunkie.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451c17f69e20120a5a01abe970c-450wi

Dave

07-13-2010, 09:14 AM

That would be the side that gets tased.

Somehow don't see tig being into electro

Amber Lamps

07-13-2010, 11:02 AM

Poor guys...

http://iamatvjunkie.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451c17f69e20120a5a01abe970c-450wi

poor wives...constantly having to say things like, "Don't worry honey, it's not the size of the wand but the magic in it that counts" or "It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean" or... I can't think of any more, help me out Rangerscott, I'm sure you hear this crap all the time.:lol:

LeeNetworX

07-13-2010, 11:15 AM

poor wives...constantly having to say things like, "Don't worry honey, it's not the size of the wand but the magic in it that counts" or "It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean" or... I can't think of any more, help me out Rangerscott, I'm sure you hear this crap all the time.:lol:

You seem to be well versed in what women tell their not-so-well-endowed partners... :?:

Amber Lamps

07-14-2010, 12:01 AM

You seem to be well versed in what women tell their not-so-well-endowed partners... :?:

Um I came up with two statements that have been used on TV about a million times... Wow if two examples of something is "well versed " to you... I can also come up with two euphanisms that describe menses, I must have a vagina!

Rangerscott

07-14-2010, 12:07 AM

Takes a long time to cross the ocean in a row boat.

Dave

07-14-2010, 12:25 AM

Takes a long time to cross the ocean in a row boat.

get that row boats motor up to 20000 rpms and it all works out :?:

Rangerscott

07-14-2010, 12:37 AM

get that row boats motor up to 20000 rpms and it all works out :?:

The chaffing.

Dave

07-14-2010, 12:41 AM

The chaffing.

lube

Homeslice

07-14-2010, 12:44 AM

lube

what, you jizz on it before motorboating?

:lol

Dave

07-14-2010, 12:47 AM

what, you jizz on it before motorboating?

:lol

my "ocean" doesnt dry out :lol

LeeNetworX

07-14-2010, 08:09 AM

Wow if two examples of something is "well versed " to you...

Yes, I live in a bubble.

z06boy

07-14-2010, 09:33 AM

http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/markwilson/eiDvraizwgpzoIFnEegegJcGGgofkkIkBnIimCJuGIpsbDewkw FfrpjFAtaq/media_httpunrelatedca_kbnJJ.jpg.scaled500.jpg

pauldun170

07-14-2010, 10:00 AM

http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/markwilson/eiDvraizwgpzoIFnEegegJcGGgofkkIkBnIimCJuGIpsbDewkw FfrpjFAtaq/media_httpunrelatedca_kbnJJ.jpg.scaled500.jpg

:lol:

CrazyKell

07-14-2010, 02:21 PM

poor wives...constantly having to say things like, "Don't worry honey, it's not the size of the wand but the magic in it that counts" or "It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean" or... I can't think of any more, help me out Rangerscott, I'm sure you hear this crap all the time.:lol:

If you can't hit the bottom of the can....bang the hell out of the sides!

OneSickPsycho

07-14-2010, 02:25 PM

If you can't hit the bottom of the can....bang the hell out of the sides!

I thought it was the 'well'...

CrazyKell

07-14-2010, 02:26 PM

I thought it was the 'well'...

I don't know what your girlfriend says to you. :skep:

Homeslice

07-14-2010, 02:37 PM

the g-spot is only a couple inches in anyways :idk:

Amber Lamps

07-14-2010, 02:43 PM

the g-spot is only a couple inches in anyways :idk:

There ya go think positive!:rockwoot:

z06boy

07-14-2010, 02:44 PM

There ya go think positive!:rockwoot:

:rofl:

pauldun170

07-14-2010, 03:46 PM

There ya go think positive!:rockwoot:

:lol

KSGregman

07-14-2010, 04:17 PM

If you can't hit the bottom of the can....bang the hell out of the sides!

Kell implied that she tells her lovers that she likes it in the can....

/on Beavis imitation

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

/off Beavis imitation