brilliant

[AquaPython]

http://files.sharenator.com/tumblr_l3yflr5sGu1qcqnj1o1_500_Dad_needs_sex_to_li ve-s500x651-66770-580.jpg

[Dave]

Don't hate a player hate the game

[Particle Man]

:lmao:

[Dave]

Shoulda arrested the women for being dumb

[tallywacker]

http://www.ashlux.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/great_success.png

[Flexin]

I don't see what he did wrong. People lie to get laid all the time. Shit, push up bras are false advertising. He made up a story to get laid and it worked better then planed I'm sure. He shouldn't be charged, he should be given a high five, a bulk pack of condoms and a case of Red Bull.

James

[t-homo]

lol. One of my pledge bros who is 6' 8" convinced a girl he played for the Phoenix Suns while we were in Boston. It'd be like using that lie 20 times.

[Uma]

Shoulda arrested the women for being dumb

I concur. Seriously..wtf?

no guy is that smooth....no Marko, not even you.

;)

[Amber Lamps]

NEWS FLASH!!! Men lie to women to get laid, details at 11:00... really?

I'd love to be on the jury for that case and listen to all of these dumb broads testify.:lol: "Well, um, like he, um, like told me that he was, um, like a model or something and um, like his father, um needed me to um, have sex with him, to like, live or some junk. So like, I'm a member of PETA so I , um, really care about life and stuff, so I said okay because people are animals too, kinda...":lol:

[LeeNetworX]

http://twistedsifter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/guinness-brilliant.jpg

[ontwo]

:lol:

[buzzcutt2]

Thanks for ruining my game. :gtfo: