Yo Mama is so

[VatorMan]

dumb-She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

[CrazyKell]

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

[z06boy]

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

[LeeNetworX]

Yo mama is so fat each one of her butt cheeks resides in a different zip code.

[Homeslice]

Yomama so stupid, she thought St Ides was a church

[VatorMan]

Yo Mama is so fat she took up pages 40,41, and 42 in her yearbook.

[Dave]

Yo mama so thick she make a saturn 5 look like a toothpick

[defector]

Yo mama is so hairy, her tits look like coconuts

[Porkchop]

Yo momma so fat, she uses I-75 as a slip'n'slide....

[Homeslice]

Yomama so stupid, she couldnt spell AT&T

She got the wrong number on 911

[derf]

Yo mama is so dumb she though a quarterback was a refund

[Homeslice]

Yomama so dumb she thought Olde English 800 was one of your classes

[Dave]

yomomma such a whore she makes danielle staub look like a virgin

[torilynne]

yo mama so dumb when she heard the weather channel say it was going to be chilli she ran outside with a bowl

[defector]

Yo mama's so ugly, your daddy takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

[Homeslice]

Yo mama's so ugly, your daddy takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Gold.

[Rangerscott]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

[Riceaholic]

yo momma is so fat she jumps rope with sausage links..

yo momma is so fat she broke her leg and gravy came out..

[defector]

Yo mama is so cheap, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

[Amber Lamps]

Your mama so ugly you could push her face in dough and make gorilla cookies.

[Amber Lamps]

Yo mama so hairy she shaves her legs with a weed wacker.

[Amber Lamps]

Yo mama so ugly you and Trip must be brothers.

[Amber Lamps]

Yo mama so stupid she was fired from the M &M factory for throwing away the "W"s...

[Amber Lamps]

Yo mama so blind she stuck her head up her ass and still couldn't see shit.

[Amber Lamps]

Yo mama so ugly an angry mob of Frankensteins stormed her house.

[Amber Lamps]

Yo mama so ugly when you were born the doctor tied her tubes for free.

[Amber Lamps]

Yo mama so ugly, stupid, and fat that she is often mistaken for Rosie O'Donnell.

['73 H1 Triple]

Yo mama is so fat when she dances, the band skips

[Amber Lamps]

Yo mama so skinny Sally Struthers filmed a Christian Children's Fund commercial out in front of her house.

[Amber Lamps]

Yo mama so skinny Ethiopia sent her a care package.

[Amber Lamps]

Yo mama so nasty the roaches done moved out.

[Amber Lamps]

Yo mama so nasty the roaches done called the Health department and filed a complaint.

[Amber Lamps]

Yo mama so slutty Trojan done put a condom machine up next to her bed.

[Amber Lamps]

Yo mama so trashy the STD clinic done wrote her a permanent scrip for penicillin.

[Amber Lamps]

Yo mama so trashy the surgeon general done tattooed a warning on her ass.

[defector]

Yo mama so dumb she locked her keys in her motorcycle

[Amber Lamps]

Yo mama so slutty Maury had to hire a bus to do the paternaty tests to find yo daddy.

[defector]

Yo mama so fat I had to get a bigger memory card to take her picture

[karl_1052]

Your mama's so fat, when she wears a red dress all the kids scream "Hey Kool-Aid!"

[defector]

Yo mama so nasty, she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

[DLIT]

Yo mama so fat I had to get a bigger memory card to take her picture

hahahahahahaha

[Amber Lamps]

Yo mama so nasty, she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

and not only that but she's so fat that they're filming the next season of "Deadliest Catch" on her ass!