OMG I just farted at work!

[CrazyKell]

Holy crap I'm so embarassed.

I stood up...and it just happened.

My face went red, and I just sat down like nothing happened at all! :whistle:

One day I will laugh about this. Right now I just want to crawl under my desk! :tremble:

[VatorMan]

If you were a guy you'd brag about it to your coworkers. Was it a ripper?

[Trip]

rip another one and say "damn right it's me."

[CrazyKell]

Well, it was loud enough that I heard it. And everyone went kind of quiet after that.

And all this time I've been afraid it was going to happen in Yoga. :lmao:

[derf]

If you were a guy you'd brag about it to your coworkers. Was it a ripper?

No shit, I called a meeting with 2 of my guys last week just cuz I had a few gas bubbles brewing

[OneSickPsycho]

I routinely drop heat at work and giggle to myself as it lingers over to the guy in the cube next to me... His reaction lets me know I'm doing something right.

[tommymac]

I just blame it on the drunk guy in bed 2 :lol:

[Particle Man]

Office crop dusting FTW

[tommymac]

Office crop dusting FTW

I do that when I am forced to be at a mall, esp since I hate malls and most people in them. Might as well have some fun at their expense :lol:

[pauldun170]

Holy crap I'm so embarassed.

I stood up...and it just happened.

My face went red, and I just sat down like nothing happened at all! :whistle:

One day I will laugh about this. Right now I just want to crawl under my desk! :tremble:

:lol:

[marko138]

Totally embarrassed but not so much that you can't post it here.

[z06boy]

Well, it was loud enough that I heard it. And everyone went kind of quiet after that.

And all this time I've been afraid it was going to happen in Yoga. :lmao:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuCDAbeq2PQ

[CrazyKell]

Totally embarrassed but not so much that you can't post it here.

I didn't know you sat beside me at work? :scratch:

[DLIT]

queeeeeeeeeffffffffff

[Particle Man]

so have people around you started to drop yet?

[Rangerscott]

I fart when i want to. Let er rip.

[wildchild]

Loud and proud it's the best way to be.

[tommymac]

I didn't know you sat beside me at work? :scratch:

markos sneaky like that :lol:

[Cruzergirl]

:lol: I once walked by a huge conference table of people (all men) in a small office and let 'er rip... they blamed each other. I had a great laugh... ahh, good times. :lol:

Of course, it is NEVER funny when you are in the *ahem* doctor's office... but I have NEVER done that... :lol:

Sorry Kel, that's hilarious... :rofl:

[tommymac]

:lol: I once walked by a huge conference table of people (all men) in a small office and let 'er rip... they blamed each other. I had a great laugh... ahh, good times. :lol:

Of course, it is NEVER funny when you are in the *ahem* doctor's office... but I have NEVER done that... :lol:

Sorry Kel, that's hilarious... :rofl:

I wish farts in the Er was all I had to deal with :lol:

[Cruzergirl]

I wish farts in the Er was all I had to deal with :lol:

But then what fun would THAT be? :)

[tommymac]

But then what fun would THAT be? :)

I am a guy, farts are naturaly funny :lol

[Particle Man]

Of course, it is NEVER funny when you are in the *ahem* doctor's office... but I have NEVER done that... :lol:
:lmao: :lmao:

[KSGregman]

:lol: I once walked by a huge conference table of people (all men) in a small office and let 'er rip... they blamed each other. I had a great laugh... ahh, good times. :lol:

Wow.... :lol:

Of course, it is NEVER funny when you are in the *ahem* doctor's office... but I have NEVER done that... :lol:

Fecking hell....WOW. :lmao: :lmao:

[Cass]

Kell.. shoulda looked around with a "wtf" look on your face

But srsly... that's an awesome way to announce your presence!


*rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrip*
"Thank you everyone... I am now going to the bathroom, for I fear that might've been a shart"

[Flexin]

I just blame it on the drunk guy in bed 2 :lol:

I was working in a store one night. Another guy told everyone that he had gas and was letting them rip. That was perfect because my stomach was in rough shape that night from my supper. I would walk over near the area he was in and drop on then leave. The girls in the next isle would blame it on him. That was a good 30 minutes or so of fun.

James

[racedoll]

This thread is too funny!

[Captain Morgan]

I fart at work all the time. Some are loud, some are silent, some stink to high hell, some don't. My coworkers probably hear them, but I really don't care.

[tached1000rr]

:lol

[t-homo]

I lawled.

[Tsunami]

:lol:

[defector]

I farted while reading this thread.

[Flexin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuCDAbeq2PQ

LOL. I did that doing sit ups for our fit assessment for fire school. I was banging them out good and then bam, I thought I shit myself. I think I lost at least 5 sit ups do to lost concentration.

James

[Rangerscott]

Kel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzWVV5zOACo


Cruzer at 1 minute in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgvX8li_xPg

[MILK]

On the way home from camping with the Cub Scouts last weekend my son and I sang songs, 'Jingle Bells', 'Smoke on the Water', etc. and replaced every word with the word FART! :lol:

[wildchild]

LOL. I did that doing sit ups for our fit assessment for fire school. I was banging them out good and then bam, I thought I shit myself. I think I lost at least 5 sit ups do to lost concentration.

James


I hope there wasn't anyone holding your feet. :lol

[Flexin]

I hope there wasn't anyone holding your feet. :lol

That's the thing. There was. He was standing on my feet so that was a bit better but...

James

[z06boy]

LOL. I did that doing sit ups for our fit assessment for fire school. I was banging them out good and then bam, I thought I shit myself. I think I lost at least 5 sit ups do to lost concentration.

James

:rofl: :rofl: Ok I'm at work and this about got me in trouble from laughing so loud !!

[wildchild]

That's the thing. There was. He was standing on my feet so that was a bit better but...

James

you're lucky he didn't step right on the nutsack for that one. LOL

[karl_1052]

One time, me and two buds were driving to Florida in the winter. I farted so bad, it made the guy in the back seat cry.

Loud and proud it's the best way to be.

I prefer silent but violent

[TommyHotWheel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/TommyHotWheel/th_pool_fart.gif?t=1279858801

[Rangerscott]

Farting is nothing. It's chittin your britches that'll get you in trouble.

[OneSickPsycho]

Farting is nothing. It's chittin your britches that'll get you in trouble.

I think we've all been there... sneaking out of work early, with a skidmark stuck to your left buttcheek.

[Cruzergirl]

I think we've all been there... sneaking out of work early, with a skidmark stuck to your left buttcheek.

:lol: Um, no, can't say I've been THERE... :lol: eeeeew!

[pauldun170]

Baby wipes FTW!!!
(For the wipe)

If that toot seems extra bubbly
BABY WIPES
If that toot felt extra toasty
BABY WIPES
If that toot made a broken rip
borderline took a shit
underwear sticks
when you sit
BABY WIIIPPPPPESSS!!!

[Inferno]

Funnys back in the day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv57I7GLSL8&feature=PlayList&p=F2478BC7495D3639&playnext=1&index=16

[Flexin]

Funnys back in the day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv57I7GLSL8&feature=PlayList&p=F2478BC7495D3639&playnext=1&index=16

LOL. I love that movie. I need to buy that. I wanted to watch that a few weeks ago. Hmmm. I think my sister might have it. :rockwoot:

James

[Flexin]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/TommyHotWheel/th_pool_fart.gif?t=1279858801

Is it wrong to be turned on by that clip?

James

[TommyHotWheel]

Is it wrong to be turned on by that clip?

James

You're a sick fuck...I love you.

[CrazyKell]

And in more embarrassing news......

I did a complete wipeout in the grocery store on the weekend.

Huge puddle (about 5 feet wide), sign under a bin (not visible), and 3 employees standing around who all just looked at me. Legs akimbo, groceries everywhere.

Worst part? It destroyed my pedicure. :cry:

[marko138]

And in more embarrassing news......

I did a complete wipeout in the grocery store on the weekend.

Huge puddle (about 5 feet wide), sign under a bin (not visible), and 3 employees standing around who all just looked at me. Legs akimbo, groceries everywhere.

Worst part? It destroyed my pedicure. :cry:
You are a walking disaster.

[Flexin]

And in more embarrassing news......

I did a complete wipeout in the grocery store on the weekend.

Huge puddle (about 5 feet wide), sign under a bin (not visible), and 3 employees standing around who all just looked at me. Legs akimbo, groceries everywhere.

Worst part? It destroyed my pedicure. :cry:

I guess I need to be the one to ask it. Did you make bubbles in the puddle before getting up?

James

[CrazyKell]

You are a walking disaster.

where have you been all my life?

[KSGregman]

I guess I need to be the one to ask it. Did you make bubbles in the puddle before getting up?

James


:lol: :lol:

[OneSickPsycho]

I just farted at work... smells like burning.

[t-homo]

I guess I need to be the one to ask it. Did you make bubbles in the puddle before getting up?

James

:lol

[TommyHotWheel]

Sneezed in the shower at work....not good...










http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/TommyHotWheel/th_2hcq6wk.gif?t=1280334079

[Dave]

Bahahaha what's that from?

[TommyHotWheel]

Bahahaha what's that from?

Google.

[Particle Man]

I guess I need to be the one to ask it. Did you make bubbles in the puddle before getting up?

James
:lol:

[Rangerscott]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHPs0pK-kp4&feature=player_embedded

[Flexin]

If someone eats blueberries and they have soap on them will you fart bubbles? If so is there a record for how many fart bubbles someone can blow in a minute? What about the largest fart bubble? Would youtube allow a fart bubble video?

Blueberries taste great. With soap? Depends on the flavor of soap.

James

[LeeNetworX]

I hate it when I'm stuck on a conf call and I either have to fart really bad or I have a turtle poking it's head out - trapped on the phone with no choice but to pollute the general area around my cube and hope that no one notices.

[Cutty72]

I hate it when I'm stuck on a conf call and I either have to fart really bad or I have a turtle poking it's head out - trapped on the phone with no choice but to pollute the general area around my cube and hope that no one notices.

headsets FTW.

[anthonyk]

wireless headsets FTW.

Fixed it.

[LeeNetworX]

headsets FTW.

I've asked for one in the past but have been denied since I have no valid reason for getting one.

[Cutty72]

Fixed it.

is there such a thing as wired headsets? :idk:

[OneSickPsycho]

http://in-this-economy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/telemarketer.jpg

Snazzy.

[Cutty72]

Huh, this is what the gubment got me at work.

http://www.plantronics.com/north_america/en_US/lifestyle/?WT.svl=homepage#location:office;devices:1;10:2;20 :2;40:1;50:2;90:1

[LeeNetworX]

http://in-this-economy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/telemarketer.jpg

Snazzy.

Brings me back to the days of the cover of the older MicroWarehouse and MacWarehouse catalogs.

[defector]

I've asked for one in the past but have been denied since I have no valid reason for getting one.

Well, not having everyone hear you blasting ass sounds like a valid reason to me. Or would a headset pick that up?

[LeeNetworX]

Well, not having everyone hear you blasting ass sounds like a valid reason to me. Or would a headset pick that up?

:lol

I'm usually providing status and project info, following along web pages and presentations, so it wouldn't do me much good to be sitting in a stall when I get asked a question about the chart on page X.

[Cutty72]

Take your laptop with you. I've seen it done before.

I didn't have to ask for mine, it was given. I've used it twice.

[anthonyk]

is there such a thing as wired headsets? :idk:

:lol

Yeah, most of the customer support centers I work with are too cheap to buy wireless for their folks.