Subaru Forrester commercial (rant)

[Avatard]

Fucking pisses me off.

The one with the doughy kid, and his seriously fucking crappy looking pinewood derby?

What's this commercial saying? You can suck, and still come out a winner?

"Honest virtues..." My ass.

Slacker! Thing looks like shit. All the other cars look like their kids actually gave a fuck, and did some actual carving, but your fat little cake eating ass hacks up a block of pine with what looks like a chainsaw, and you win anyway?

What kinda honest virtue is that? Slacking is enough to get by, and you can still fucking win?

Fuck you, Subaru. :fu2:

/rant

[HokieDNA01]

I was under the impression that the other kids dad's made their cars since they handed them to them before the race. Either that or they were purchased since they didn't even appear to be made out of wood.

[z06boy]

Not a Forester but at least it is a Subaru...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t96vXmUpzk&feature=related

[Avatard]

I was under the impression that the other kids dad's made their cars since they handed them to them before the race. Either that or they were purchased since they didn't even appear to be made out of wood.

Meh, that wasn't my take-away, but maybe you're more their target demographic.

How do you feel about granola?

[askmrjesus]

Is that the one with the fucking Yanni soundtrack?

OooooOOOoooOOooooooooOOOooo...

I'd like to hit that fucking kid and his pantie-waste father in the head with that goddamn ukulele.

OoooOOOoooOOoo my ass, shut the fuck up.

I hope the kid gets a splinter and dies.

Pudgy fuck.

JC

[tommymac]

I take it avatard didnt do well in the races as a kid and is having flashbacks :lol:

[Cruzergirl]

...and my hasn't jeebus changed... what happened to love and tolerance?? :lol:

That's IT! I am no longer your stalker. I quit. :lol

[Avatard]

I take it avatard didnt do well in the races as a kid and is having flashbacks :lol:

Some fat kid beat me, and ate my fucking cake.

Of course I'm bitter.

[askmrjesus]

...and my hasn't jeebus changed... what happened to love and tolerance?? :lol:


They're sitting on my work bench, next to my SECOND piece of shit Ducati fuel pump.

Jesus is in a bad mood this week.

Fucking Italian assholes, they should all die of eye cancer.

JC

[tommymac]

Some fat kid beat me, and ate my fucking cake.

Of course I'm bitter.

taking the cake was over the line :lol:

[askmrjesus]

taking the cake was over the line :lol:

You don't want to get between Avatard and cake.

You could lose a finger.

JC

[shmike]

You don't want to get between Avatard and cake.

You could lose a finger.

JC

Or end up in a German hospital?

[askmrjesus]

Or end up in a German hospital?

A distinct possibility. :lol:

JC

[HokieDNA01]

Meh, that wasn't my take-away, but maybe you're more their target demographic.

How do you feel about granola?

Yes and you know that i'm a tree loving, vegitarian hippy because???? You're WAY off mister Libral!

[Papa_Complex]

...and my hasn't jeebus changed... what happened to love and tolerance?? :lol:

That's IT! I am no longer your stalker. I quit. :lol

Vengeful God :(

Happy God :)

Vengeful God :(

Happy God :)

......

[VatorMan]

They're sitting on my work bench, next to my SECOND piece of shit Ducati fuel pump.

Jesus is in a bad mood this week.

Fucking Italian assholes, they should all die of eye cancer.

JC

:lol

[Sean]

I was under the impression that the other kids dad's made their cars since they handed them to them before the race. Either that or they were purchased since they didn't even appear to be made out of wood.

That was my take as well.

[Dave]

Yes and you know that i'm a tree loving, vegitarian hippy because???? You're WAY off mister Libral!

You forgot flannel wearing lesbian, its what makes a subaru a subaru

[KSGregman]

Or end up in a German hospital?

Wasn't there a picture of the offending piece of cake floating around at one point? :lol: It looked harmless enough to me.

Who knew that a piece of cake was capable of shit canning the Savior himself? I mean, I know that God chilled the fuck out in the New Testament and all...but...I'd at LEAST want a Savior that didn't get KO'd by a piece of cake. :P

[Papa_Complex]

Obviously "Devil's Food"

[askmrjesus]

Wasn't there a picture of the offending piece of cake floating around at one point? :lol: It looked harmless enough to me.

It looks harmless to the un-trained eye.

That's how they get you.

JC