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Avatard
08-01-2010, 11:39 PM
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I really like the one movie where the girl has crazy sex with the guy and the camera gets awesome shots from insane angles that look like impossible yoga positions
Rangerscott
08-02-2010, 12:45 AM
I like that one future movie where Bruce Willis is a taxi driver that saves the world by using that 22 yr old and has sex with her.
I like that one future movie where Bruce Willis is a taxi driver that saves the world by using that 22 yr old and has sex with her.
the one that ripped off heavy metal :?:
Amorok
08-02-2010, 05:45 AM
I like the one where that hot girl walks around being all hot and stuff with her boobs and all. That one is good.
LeeNetworX
08-02-2010, 08:12 AM
I like that one future movie where Bruce Willis is a taxi driver that saves the world by using that 22 yr old and has sex with her.
Thread comprehension fail.
defector
08-02-2010, 08:55 AM
I like the one where Adam Sandler plays a goofball with a super hot gf.
EpyonXero
08-02-2010, 09:12 AM
How about that movie where Christian Bale is sad all the time and whispers a lot, even when hes yelling.
Rangerscott
08-02-2010, 09:30 AM
the one that ripped off heavy metal :?:
Nah. He didnt have a green glowin ball in the back.
Rangerscott
08-02-2010, 09:38 AM
Thread comprehension fail.
I like that one movie where this emotional fag gets on web forums and uses the word fail wih all the other thousands of fags on the web. Yall should rent it. It got the golden vagina award.
Papa_Complex
08-02-2010, 09:44 AM
the one that ripped off heavy metal :?:
That would be the movie of the magazine, that ripped off the French magazine "Metal Hurlant" and the artwork of Jean Girard? :?:
Except, of course, that Besson and Girard have worked together a fair bit ;)
I really don't like the Kevin Costner movie where he plays some whiney hero.
Papa_Complex
08-02-2010, 09:48 AM
I really don't like the Kevin Costner movie where he plays some whiney hero.
What about the one where he plays the quiet loner who just wants to be left alone, but becomes a hero out of necessity?
LeeNetworX
08-02-2010, 09:57 AM
I like that one movie where this emotional fag gets on web forums and uses the word fail wih all the other thousands of fags on the web. Yall should rent it. It got the golden vagina award.
I've seen it. Almost as good as the retard who posts age-old pics in his signature and changes them daily.
What about the one where he plays the quiet loner who just wants to be left alone, but becomes a hero out of necessity?
Same movie, he is whiney.
Nah. He didnt have a green glowin ball in the back.
Bullshit. The great evil was a planet sized sphere, clearly a lok-nar ripoff
That would be the movie of the magazine, that ripped off the French magazine "Metal Hurlant" and the artwork of Jean Girard? :?:
Except, of course, that Besson and Girard have worked together a fair bit ;)
Blame canada
Wasn't he the gay f1 driver who switched to nascar?
Same movie, he is whiney.
Shoulda banged the chick and tossed the kid overboard
defector
08-02-2010, 02:06 PM
Shoulda banged the chick and tossed the kid overboard
He did - just not necessarily in that order.
goof2
08-02-2010, 02:25 PM
I used to like the one where Jean Claude van Damme fights to save his family but it hasn't held up over time
The one where Steven Segal is an authority figure just trying to get along until the bad guys wrong him was never very good.
The one where Jennifer Aniston plays the neurotic who is done looking for love but it manages to find her anyway is an OK date movie.
The movie where Matthew Perry also plays a neurotic who gets himself in to a crazy situation that works itself out in the end with him falling in love is not an OK date movie.
dReWpY
08-02-2010, 02:30 PM
i like that one movie were they all die in the end, ya know, stuck in an apt. building, that was a great date movie
VatorMan
08-02-2010, 02:31 PM
I like that Arnold Schwarzenegger movie where he always has a great one liner.
Papa_Complex
08-02-2010, 03:22 PM
I like that Arnold Schwarzenegger movie where he always has a great one liner.
The one where he plays some sort of paramilitary guy with a really think Austrian accent, who somehow got a high security job working for the US government?
OneSickPsycho
08-02-2010, 03:40 PM
The one where he plays some sort of paramilitary guy with a really think Austrian accent, who somehow got a high security job working for the US government?
No, the other one...
Papa_Complex
08-02-2010, 04:56 PM
No, the other one...
Oh, the one where he plays a king, or soon-to-be king, in some ancient land while travelling around with a group of scoundrels?
askmrjesus
08-02-2010, 08:06 PM
I liked that Tom Cruise movie where he pretended to a tall, sane person, who wasn't gay.
JC
Papa_Complex
08-02-2010, 08:24 PM
I liked that Tom Cruise movie where he pretended to a tall, sane person, who wasn't gay.
JC
There is no such movie.
askmrjesus
08-02-2010, 08:30 PM
There is no such movie.
:lol:
404: Movie not found.
JC
OneSickPsycho
08-03-2010, 12:18 PM
Speaking of movies that don't exist... I like that one remake of the classic movie from back in the day... you know, the one that was WAY better than the original.
Speaking of movies that don't exist... I like that one remake of the classic movie from back in the day... you know, the one that was WAY better than the original.
It was better as a book
Papa_Complex
08-03-2010, 12:38 PM
Speaking of movies that don't exist... I like that one remake of the classic movie from back in the day... you know, the one that was WAY better than the original.
Or the one that was better than the TV show, and didn't try to do some campy comedy send-up of it.
Along those lines if anyone was a fan of 1970s British SF TV, they're making a movie version of "U.F.O."
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