Guys, wanna turn on the ladies? Wear red...

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http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2010/08/03/4803136-want-to-turn-on-the-ladies-wear-red

[EpyonXero]

Red is my favorite color but I dont wear a lot of red clothing.

[Homeslice]

Eh, I dunno..........I don't think bright red looks good on your average white guy

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I'm just glad I'm an above-average white guy.

...Off to get some more red shirts...

[defector]

The red shirt on the dude in your avatar proves it. Can you imagine how retarded he would look wearing another color shirt?

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Right? Proof fucking positive, right there...

[Smittie61984]

This is one of those risk/reward things. Your reward for wearing red is endless amounts of pussy (especially when you pop your collar for more surface area). The risk is that you'll get killed by a bull.

[101lifts2]

Ladies are turned on by good looks. What the dude wears is really irrelevant.

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This is one of those risk/reward things. Your reward for wearing red is endless amounts of pussy (especially when you pop your collar for more surface area). The risk is that you'll get killed by a bull.


That's the first [intentionally] funny thing you've ever said.

I'd laugh, but I'm in shock.