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Homeslice
08-03-2010, 06:04 PM
From the files of "who cares"........But Levi always knew he could pull someone hotter (& smarter) anyway. :lol:

YAHOO

And just like that, it's over. Again. Less than a month after announcing they were back together and engaged, Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have called it quits for the second time.

"It's over. I broke up with him," Palin says. She tells People Magazine's Sandra Sobieraj Westfall that she dumped her baby daddy the same day they announced their reunion in an US Weekly cover story.

That evening, Johnston broke the news that he may have gotten another girl pregnant, and then subsequently flew to Los Angeles, where he filmed a music video in which he played a boyfriend warring with his girlfriend's famous mother. (Hmmm, where have we heard that before?)

Palin says she's seen Johnston just once in the last three weeks. "He's just obsessed with the limelight, and I got played," she said, tearfully.

In a statement, Sarah Palin tells People, "I wish for Bristol to be able to move forward in life with her same forgiving, gracious, optimistic spirit, but from henceforth she'll know to trust but verify. Bristol is strong, she is independent, and she knows what is right for her son."

tallywacker
08-03-2010, 10:07 PM
You just took a shit on your manhood.

Mr Lefty
08-04-2010, 06:10 AM
You just took a shit on your manhood.

so it's suspended in air?

LeeNetworX
08-04-2010, 07:35 AM
Thread saved.

Homeslice
08-04-2010, 07:49 AM
WHo are those fucktards?

t-homo
08-04-2010, 08:03 AM
I wish I didn't have to leave for work in about 30 seconds or I would p-shop derf's face on that guy.

LeeNetworX
08-04-2010, 08:35 AM
I wish I didn't have to leave for work in about 30 seconds or I would p-shop derf's face on that guy.

I'll do it.

tommymac
08-04-2010, 09:22 AM
Strong work :lol:

Kaneman
08-04-2010, 10:00 AM
What kind of jeans was he wearing when the announcement was made?

z06boy
08-04-2010, 10:23 AM
What kind of jeans was he wearing when the announcement was made?

Levi's ? Oh wait...you didn't say "who's jeans". :lol:

Homeslice
08-04-2010, 10:47 AM
Levi's = total crap for quality control. You can find 2 pairs with the same size on the label, but one is 2 inches longer than the other. Same goes for Dockers.

shmike
08-04-2010, 10:55 AM
"Celebrity" gossip and fashion insight all in one thread!?

This thread qualifies for the Patrick Swayze Rainbow Wrapped Cenetaur Tattoo award!

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/gay_tattoo.jpg

z06boy
08-04-2010, 11:03 AM
"Celebrity" gossip and fashion insight all in one thread!?

This thread qualifies for the Patrick Swayze Rainbow Wrapped Centurion Tattoo award!

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/gay_tattoo.jpg

:lol: Yep

Homeslice
08-04-2010, 11:19 AM
Yet you guys clicked on it.

shmike
08-04-2010, 11:22 AM
Yet you guys clicked on it.

It was a new post. I click them all.

In all honesty, I didn't know who they were.

I was expecting news about a country music band. :idk:

Mr Lefty
08-04-2010, 08:28 PM
Homeslice... we click on all your posts... if for nothing else... to mock you

azoomm
08-04-2010, 09:48 PM
Damn boys and their gossip these days :lol:

You put lip-gloss on while you drive, too. Don't you? :nee:

Avatard
08-05-2010, 06:28 AM
You know, by post two, I had little hope for this thread.

So glad I looked back in [wiping tears from my eyes, lmfao].

So much fucking win...

Homeslice
08-05-2010, 11:25 AM
Damn boys and their gossip these days :lol:

You put lip-gloss on while you drive, too. Don't you? :nee:

Nah, I'm just the only guy here with the guts to post about such topics

CasterTroy
08-05-2010, 12:50 PM
nah, i'm just the only guy here with a vagina to post about such topics

ftfy

tallywacker
08-05-2010, 01:39 PM
You know, by post two, I had little hope for this thread.

So glad I looked back in [wiping tears from my eyes, lmfao].

So much fucking win...

Damn dude, I didn't know you liked celebrity gossip so much.

Avatard
08-05-2010, 05:15 PM
I don't, but when I saw the title, I knew there was potential in the thread...although, I have to admit, it has exceeded all expectations.

I lost it at "strong work".

http://poopnugget.com/files/spit.gif

karl_1052
08-06-2010, 06:43 AM
Who the fuck names their kid Levi? Or Bristol?

And when is homoslice going to get it over with and come out of the closet? :D