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LeeNetworX
08-26-2010, 10:30 AM
...to see the after pictures....

Adeptus_Minor
08-26-2010, 10:31 AM
...yikes :tremble:

Dave
08-26-2010, 10:32 AM
That's gonna be lulz

Homeslice
08-26-2010, 10:38 AM
where is that from?

askmrjesus
08-26-2010, 10:39 AM
where is that from?

howtocutyourlegsoff.com

JC

LeeNetworX
08-26-2010, 10:43 AM
where is that from?

One of the Internets.

Particle Man
08-26-2010, 10:46 AM
that's gonna be an oops :lol:

shmike
08-26-2010, 10:47 AM
One of the Internets.

The one with the rumors? :scratch:

LeeNetworX
08-26-2010, 11:00 AM
The one with the rumors? :scratch:

Yes. And the pr0nz. And the wifis and bigger geebees.

Avatard
08-26-2010, 03:16 PM
Pure awesome.

Sean
08-26-2010, 03:52 PM
I keep seeing that pic on the web but never any aftermath / story / etc. Anyone know any more?

MILK
08-26-2010, 04:01 PM
At least one is wearing safety glasses. He at least gets to have an open casket.

Dave
08-26-2010, 04:04 PM
I keep seeing that pic on the web but never any aftermath / story / etc. Anyone know any more?

And you won't, dyno drums are heavy as fuck. No ones gonna try dumping a clutch on one unless they want drivetrain soup

Trip
08-26-2010, 04:05 PM
fake and it's from UTI in PA

Particle Man
08-26-2010, 04:07 PM
fake and it's from UTI in PA

spoilsport.

Besides, the actual drive wheels are only a minor detail anyhow :lol:

derf
08-26-2010, 04:10 PM
Ive seen someone put a wrx on afwd dyno at the nj dmv inspection station. Dude got to watch his car plow into another car pretty hard

Sean
08-27-2010, 01:19 AM
And you won't, dyno drums are heavy as fuck. No ones gonna try dumping a clutch on one unless they want drivetrain soup

What does that have to do with what I posted? :whosr:

101lifts2
08-27-2010, 01:55 AM
Yes its fake but that car isn't going anyway strapped down.

That little 4cyl. doesn't have the torque to break those straps unless they are velcro'd around the wheel. lol

Homeslice
08-27-2010, 01:59 AM
wtf is up with the dude on the right's hairstyle, looks like he's wearing earmuffs

Evadd
08-27-2010, 03:08 AM
What does that have to do with what I posted? :whosr:
he's saying that when people throw a vehicle on a dyno that they're easing into the powerband, not dumping the clutch. ie, there wouldn't be any real damage done anywho.

Avatard
08-27-2010, 03:49 AM
wtf is up with the dude on the right's hairstyle, looks like he's wearing earmuffs

Dude, you're scaring me. His hairstyle? Really?

Are you sure you're not one of those gays on Queer Eye?

In the TI needs to go back to prison thread ( http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=16164 ), your primary concern and comment was regarding the outdated nature of his sunglasses. :scratch:

Did you study at FIT, or something? Are you, like, an image consultant? Do you speak with a lisp? Do you posses totally awesome sewing and cake decorating skills too?

:scared:

pauldun170
08-27-2010, 10:08 AM
wtf is up with the dude on the right's hairstyle, looks like he's wearing earmuffs


This thread is officially Homesliced

Dave
08-27-2010, 10:17 AM
http://homeslicebread.com/images/Homeslice.gif

Homeslice
08-27-2010, 11:28 AM
Dude, you're scaring me. His hairstyle? Really?

Are you sure you're not one of those gays on Queer Eye?

In the TI needs to go back to prison thread ( http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=16164 ), your primary concern and comment was regarding the outdated nature of his sunglasses. :scratch:

Did you study at FIT, or something? Are you, like, an image consultant? Do you speak with a lisp? Do you posses totally awesome sewing and cake decorating skills too?

:scared:

Or maybe photographs simply provide me with another way to critique people? Ya think?

Shouldn't be too difficult to figure out, given how often I critique people about anything & everything, whether it is their argument, their logic, their car, their whatever.

The guy's haircut is beyond ugly, and I'm sticking to it.

pauldun170
08-27-2010, 11:33 AM
Or maybe photographs simply provide me with another way to critique people? Ya think?

Shouldn't be too difficult to figure out, given how often I critique people about anything & everything, whether it is their argument, their logic, their car, their whatever.

The guy's haircut is beyond ugly, and I'm sticking to it.

:lol

Homeslice
08-27-2010, 11:41 AM
ermkay, so being critical automatically = hipster?

LeeNetworX
08-27-2010, 11:55 AM
ermkay, so being critical automatically = hipster?

For someone who considers themself a highly critical thinker, you seem to often have a problem picking up on the underlying message/humor (albeit subtle) in people's posts.

Dave
08-27-2010, 11:58 AM
:lol

I could bingo the shit out of that any day in philly :lol:

For someone who considers themself a highly critical thinker, you seem to often have a problem picking up on the underlying message/humor (albeit subtle) in people's posts.

Not unlike someone else we know and love hmm?

Homeslice
08-27-2010, 12:18 PM
For someone who considers themself a highly critical thinker, you seem to often have a problem picking up on the underlying message/humor (albeit subtle) in people's posts.

or maybe it is more fun to me to deny any recognition of that humor by not posting any smiley faces

pauldun170
08-27-2010, 01:09 PM
:lol

Apoc
08-27-2010, 01:18 PM
ermkay, so being critical automatically = hipster?

Naww... I would have said commenting on a dudes hair and clothes makes you a fag, not a hipster.

Homeslice
08-27-2010, 01:24 PM
Plenty of (or even most :lol:) guys made fun of my hair and clothes back in junior high school..... I guess they must have been gay then.

pauldun170
08-27-2010, 01:29 PM
Plenty of (or even most :lol:) guys made fun of my hair and clothes back in junior high school..... I guess they must have been gay then.

Dude...
"Junior high school"?

Did you have a rough time as an adolescent?
Did you just lay out a hint that you need a hug or something?


I don't know if there are any shrinks on this board that could help you out professionally with your childhood trauma. I just know of one English teacher but she a little wacko. However...I think we could organize a TWF group hug.

Dave
08-27-2010, 01:35 PM
Dude...
"Junior high school"?

Did you have a rough time as an adolescent?
Did you just lay out a hint that you need a hug or something?


I don't know if there are any shrinks on this board that could help you out professionally with your childhood trauma. I just know of one English teacher but she a little wacko. However...I think we could organize a TWF group hug.

You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down, and see a tortoise crawling towards you. You reach down you flip the tortoise on its back. The tortoise lays on its back its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help but you're not helping, why?

Homeslice
08-27-2010, 01:44 PM
:yawn:

KSGregman
08-27-2010, 01:55 PM
Naww... I would have said commenting on a dudes hair and clothes makes you a fag, not a hipster.

Wasn't gonna say it....but.... :lmao:

pauldun170
08-27-2010, 02:07 PM
You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down, and see a tortoise crawling towards you. You reach down you flip the tortoise on its back. The tortoise lays on its back its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help but you're not helping, why?

Holy crap this is spooky.
I was time wasting on the internets last night and what did I spend 15 minutes on youtube watching?

Some National Geographic program about why some turtles get eaten by tiger sharks and why some don't
That linked to a video about huge f'n octopus and how they have 3 hearts and still run out of steam quickly.
that linked to vomit mashup of gorrillas puking, dogs puking
It all started with zombie ants

The reason why I didn't help the tortoise is because I'm tired of watching them do it doggy style and I wanted to introduce the missionary position.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReJzdX5oO84&feature=player_embedded

LeeNetworX
08-27-2010, 02:12 PM
Not unlike someone else we know and love hmm?

Do tell.

Dave
08-27-2010, 02:18 PM
Holy crap this is spooky.
I was time wasting on the internets last night and what did I spend 15 minutes on youtube watching?

Some National Geographic program about why some turtles get eaten by tiger sharks and why some don't
That linked to a video about huge f'n octopus and how they have 3 hearts and still run out of steam quickly.
that linked to vomit mashup of gorrillas puking, dogs puking
It all started with zombie ants

The reason why I didn't help the tortoise is because I'm tired of watching them do it doggy style and I wanted to introduce the missionary position.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReJzdX5oO84&feature=player_embedded

Replicant!

Do tell.

What? You weren't paying attention earlier in the week? :lmao: