Hot Doc (and crazy c@nt) gets stuck in chimney, dies

[Avatard]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100901/ap_on_re_us/us_woman_in_chimney

What too much crazy will getcha...

:lmao:

[caveman]

Just goes to show, no matter how intelligent, you can still be stupid.

[Particle Man]

um, wow

[OneSickPsycho]

I saw this on TV last night... apparently a neighbor heard, and ignored, hearing faint cries for help... Whole lotta dumbass in that area...

[the chi]

If you hear someone crying for help, wouldnt you think it only humane to at least check it out??

Yeah she was an idiot, and a perfect candidate for the book of Darwin, but still...ignoring cries for help is almost tatamount to murdering her himself.

[Particle Man]

If you hear someone crying for help, wouldnt you think it only humane to at least check it out??

Yeah she was an idiot, and a perfect candidate for the book of Darwin, but still...ignoring cries for help is almost tatamount to murdering her himself.
Haven't you seen the news reports about people bleeding on the street and other people just walking right by? People suck.

[OneSickPsycho]

Haven't you seen the news reports about people bleeding on the street and other people just walking right by? People suck.

Story? Hell, there's video!

[Homeslice]

Hot? No...

Still, that's gotta be one of the worst ways to die, if you're anything close to being claustrophobic.

[Dave]

Why wouldn't you break a window?

[Homeslice]

Why wouldn't you break a window?

cuz it makes noise?

[OneSickPsycho]

cuz it makes noise?

Exactly... And dying in your ex's chimney is way better than leaving him a shitty note on the kitchen table.

[Trip]

cuz it makes noise?

She tried breaking in with a shovel and the guy snuck out another way so he knew she was out there. I don't think noise was the issue. I think she was a fucking psycho is the issue.

[Mudpuppy]

amazingly stupid.. and wonder how long it took for her to die? can you imagine being stuck there in the chimney with no hope of escape and slowly dying? what a horrible way to die..

[pauldun170]

....jingle bells
jingle bells


jingle all the way...
oh what fun it is to run on a dah dah dah dee day....

[Rider]

Blowing her own brains out with a shotgun inside his house would have sent a stronger message.

[Mudpuppy]

Blowing her own brains out with a shotgun inside his house would have sent a stronger message.

yes and that is how they would do it in india right?

[Rider]

yes and that is how they would do it in india right?

Don't know or give a fuck about what they do in India.

[Mudpuppy]

continually monetize interdependent systems

[Rider]

continually monetize interdependent systems

I'm on board with that theory

[OneSickPsycho]

yes and that is how they would do it in india right?

Yeah, but none of us are worthy of knowing the address...

[Homeslice]

amazingly stupid.. and wonder how long it took for her to die? can you imagine being stuck there in the chimney with no hope of escape and slowly dying? what a horrible way to die..

I am also wondering why it would only take 2-3 days to die.......

I'm calling bs on her boyfriend. He killed her & stuffed her down there IMO.

I'm on board with that theory

:lol

[Dave]

I am also wondering why it would only take 2-3 days to die.......

I'm calling bs on her boyfriend. He killed her & stuffed her down there IMO.
G


:lol

Its the middle of summer, she's got no liquids and she's in a brick hotbox aren't good enough reasons? 2-3 days is very believeable

[Homeslice]

People don't normally die of thirst in only 2-3 days, AFAIK. I could see a heart attack maybe.

[Particle Man]

People don't normally die of thirst in only 2-3 days, AFAIK. I could see a heart attack maybe.

Anxiety and hot weather is a bad combination

[defector]

People don't normally die of thirst in only 2-3 days, AFAIK. I could see a heart attack maybe.

People aren't normally stuck in chimneys, either.
I recall several (usually involving thieves), and they were all dead within about 72hrs.

[Homeslice]

Still calling bs. The vast majority of women aren't the type to be climbing onto a roof and down a chimney.

Homicide.

[OneSickPsycho]

Anxiety and hot weather is a bad combination

Not to mention the constricting effects... she exhales and slides a little deeper down the chimney, only to not be able to fill her lungs as much on the next breath...

Add panic breathing and screaming for help... fucked.

[Particle Man]

Still calling bs. The vast majority of women aren't the type to be climbing onto a roof and down a chimney.

Homicide.
Yeah they'd make one of us do it :lol:

[Rider]

Not to mention the constricting effects... she exhales and slides a little deeper down the chimney, only to not be able to fill her lungs as much on the next breath...

Add panic breathing and screaming for help... fucked.

High blood pressure(fear from being stuck) and dehydration will also cause the body to expand. Suffocation probably happened quickly.

[pauldun170]

Not to mention the constricting effects... she exhales and slides a little deeper down the chimney, only to not be able to fill her lungs as much on the next breath...

Add panic breathing and screaming for help... fucked.

Ok...now I'm creeped out.

[Avatard]

They updated the story in the original link, to one with no pic...here's another story with more info, and the original pic:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/09/01/2010-09-01_body_found_in_california_homes_chimney_was_resp ected_doctor_had_been_dating_man_.html

[Homeslice]

High blood pressure(fear from being stuck) and dehydration will also cause the body to expand. Suffocation probably happened quickly.

Gross.

[pauldun170]

Either way.
There is something else here. Story doesn't sound "right"

[Particle Man]

Either way.
There is something else here. Story doesn't sound "right"

Yeah: they didn't mention if any stockings were hung by the chimney with care....

[Mudpuppy]

Yeah: they didn't mention if any stockings were hung by the chimney with care....

hilarious..

what a fucked up story..

[Smittie61984]

If you hear someone crying for help, wouldnt you think it only humane to at least check it out??


If you need help the worst thing to do is to yell "Help". People stay away when they hear help. Much better off yelling "Fire" because people want to see that.

[Mudpuppy]

or yell sale at walmart because they definitely want to fuck over our country by shopping at the evil empire

[Dave]

Yell man rape and kaneman'll come runnin'

[Mudpuppy]

looking for some thick creamy man butter?

[Trip]

Yell man rape and kaneman'll come runnin'

lol, you will probably get Ebbs and T-homo too

[Apoc]

'If Santa can do it...'

[Adeptus_Minor]

If you need help the worst thing to do is to yell "Help". People stay away when they hear help. Much better off yelling "Fire" because people want to see that.

Yeah, but someone yelling "Fire!" from inside a chimney?
The people outside will be like "Duh!? You're in a chimney!"

[Particle Man]

Yeah, but someone yelling "Fire!" from inside a chimney?
The people outside will be like "Duh!? You're in a chimney!"

Good point :lol:

[Trip]

She is a woman, she should of yelled "who wants to see my tits?" and she would of had every man and lesbian in the neighborhood helping her.

[Smittie61984]

She is a woman, she should of yelled "who wants to see my tits?" and she would of had every man and lesbian in the neighborhood helping her.

Did someone say tits??? :boobs: :boobs: :boobs:

[EpyonXero]

Sad. 49 year old woman and the only people who missed her were her coworkers.

[Particle Man]

Sad. 49 year old woman and the only people who missed her were her coworkers.
Maybe she made morale higher :boobs: