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Digifox
09-03-2010, 01:12 AM
:wtfru:
Seriously, I did BIG TIME.
Monday, I went with some friends and my LITTLEST sister and "broke" into an abandoned Budget automotive/Suzuki shop(The back door was open and LOTS of other people I know have been in there)
We stole some Diagnostic Computers and other expensive tools.
The paper work says 19 items
but then again the paper work also says we where out after curfew(LIE) and the "vandalized" the shop (we went in and took what we needed nothing more)

What where we going to do with the shit?
Gonna start working on cars to help save out house.
Since I can't get a job and mom hardly makes enough to pay utilities.
So this is the only thing I could think of.

And I alone took the full blame

pauldun170
09-03-2010, 01:28 AM
:wtfru:
Seriously, I did BIG TIME.
Monday, I went with some friends and my LITTLEST sister and "broke" into an abandoned Budget automotive/Suzuki shop(The back door was open and LOTS of other people I know have been in there)
We stole some Diagnostic Computers and other expensive tools.
The paper work says 19 items
but then again the paper work also says we where out after curfew(LIE) and the "vandalized" the shop (we went in and took what we needed nothing more)

What where we going to do with the shit?
Gonna start working on cars to help save out house.
Since I can't get a job and mom hardly makes enough to pay utilities.
So this is the only thing I could think of.

And I alone took the full blame

"broke" into
We stole

:scared:

101lifts2
09-03-2010, 01:28 AM
So you jacked some diagnostic computers huh? Nice job. How did you get caught?

If you were gonna go and jack shit, you should have posted it here and we would have told you how to do it w/o getting caught. Sheesh.

Avatard
09-03-2010, 01:31 AM
http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo114/TheRedFather/The%20Best/picard-no-facepalm.jpg

101lifts2
09-03-2010, 01:45 AM
Unfortunately, this is the reality when the typical law abiding person is put into a severe economic situation. I think we will see more of this as the economy continues to flounder.

Amber Lamps
09-03-2010, 02:06 AM
Unfortunately, this is the reality when the typical law abiding person is put into a severe economic situation. I think we will see more of this as the economy continues to flounder.

Yep, I'm working 70-80 hour weeks putting in security systems to combat kids like this... I'm sorry kid but I'm willing to bet that there are multiple TVs, game systems, computers, cable TV, the internet, cell phones, multiple vehicles, etc in/around the house. Some poor victims of the economy broke into my car a few months ago, I guess I should feel sorry for them too...:idk:

BTW the situation isn't "severe" enough to "justify" theft until you don't have a place to live and food to eat. Not when you're down to your last two laptops, you've had to settle on keeping your two year old LCD instead of buying the LED unit and you're only eating out twice a week instead of three times. Or because you're struggling to pay the mortgage you took out 3 years ago to buy a boat. The problem with most people is they don't know how to tighten up when things get tough.

Dnyce
09-03-2010, 02:10 AM
abandoned....

abandoned for the day cuz everyone went home, or actually abandoned? how'd you get caught?

Adeptus_Minor
09-03-2010, 03:02 AM
Wow, man... rough.
So have you already been to court?
By "took the full blame" are you saying you signed an admission of guilt?

If you haven't been through the full process, I wouldn't be posting any "I did this" on the interwebz. :whistle:

Captain Morgan
09-03-2010, 04:45 AM
Would like to see some of the above questions answered. Also, how old are you?

And if lot's of others have been in there, why was there still expensive stuff remaining?

derf
09-03-2010, 05:02 AM
Is this a serious post?

VatorMan
09-03-2010, 07:17 AM
Is this a serious post?

If it is Dude deserves an epic beat down.

derf
09-03-2010, 07:27 AM
If it is Dude deserves an epic beat down.

Not really suzuki makes crappy cars:lol

But yeh not a good move

Gas Man
09-03-2010, 07:48 AM
http://www.beinghealthy.tv/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/387120303_0ab2b8ec82_m.jpg

Particle Man
09-03-2010, 08:05 AM
What the hell, dude? Why post this? Are you nuts? I'd say delete it but it will never really go away now...

Smittie61984
09-03-2010, 08:28 AM
http://academic.udayton.edu/race/01race/Lootie/OPPLOOTER.jpg

Want to save your mom's house? Move from Ohio to a place where you can get employed. If not then I hear drug running provides a lot of cash.

tallywacker
09-03-2010, 08:41 AM
Lame, join the army like my poor ass did, my parents didn't have money to do anything like college, so I went out and made my own way in life. Fucking bums piss me off, that's why I have guns, I know what bad economic situations bring. There isn't much separating the USA from becoming a nation where I had to fight in except for money and social control.

Plus a majority of the dumb poor americans no longer believe in god, so there is no incentive for them to not start acting like ass hats. Social Control is awesome until no one believes in it anymore.

Dave
09-03-2010, 08:44 AM
Lame, join the army like my poor ass did, my parents didn't have money to do anything like college, so I went out and made my own way in life. Fucking bums piss me off, that's why I have guns, I know what bad economic situations bring. There isn't much separating the USA from becoming a nation where I had to fight in except for money and social control.

Plus a majority of the dumb poor americans no longer believe in god, so there is no incentive for them to not start acting like ass hats. Social Control is awesome until no one believes in it anymore.

this.

TYEster
09-03-2010, 08:52 AM
Why are you stealing to provide when you're able to post on the internet?

That requires at least computer/phone. The internet can be free.

Why are you stealing to provide when you just made a thread about buying a motorcycle?

http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=16214

After reading that thread I assume that's what you stole?
*BTW 101 what's this weeks lottery numbers? I think you called it from the get go.

askmrjesus
09-03-2010, 09:18 AM
:wtfru:
Seriously, I did BIG TIME.
Monday, I went with some friends and my LITTLEST sister and "broke" into an abandoned Budget automotive/Suzuki shop(The back door was open and LOTS of other people I know have been in there)
We stole some Diagnostic Computers and other expensive tools.
The paper work says 19 items
but then again the paper work also says we where out after curfew(LIE) and the "vandalized" the shop (we went in and took what we needed nothing more)

What where we going to do with the shit?
Gonna start working on cars to help save out house.
Since I can't get a job and mom hardly makes enough to pay utilities.
So this is the only thing I could think of.

And I alone took the full blame

Way to go, Dr. Evil.

You took your little sister to a burglary? What, Bugsy had the night off?

As far as thieves go, people who steal other peoples tools are right near the bottom of the asshat barrel.

Plus, I've seen some of the work you've done on bikes, and I wouldn't let you put a spark plug in my lawn mower, let alone work on my car. :lol:

You need to find a quiet place to fuck off and die.

JC

Rider
09-03-2010, 09:23 AM
:plzdie: No, seriously. Thieves are about one notch lower on the scumbag pole than murderers, rapists and kid touchers.

marko138
09-03-2010, 09:28 AM
Yep, I'm working 70-80 hour weeks putting in security systems to combat kids like this... I'm sorry kid but I'm willing to bet that there are multiple TVs, game systems, computers, cable TV, the internet, cell phones, multiple vehicles, etc in/around the house. Some poor victims of the economy broke into my car a few months ago, I guess I should feel sorry for them too...:idk:

BTW the situation isn't "severe" enough to "justify" theft until you don't have a place to live and food to eat. Not when you're down to your last two laptops, you've had to settle on keeping your two year old LCD instead of buying the LED unit and you're only eating out twice a week instead of three times. Or because you're struggling to pay the mortgage you took out 3 years ago to buy a boat. The problem with most people is they don't know how to tighten up when things get tough.


There's probably a lot more truth to this than most people want to admit.


:plzdie: No, seriously. Thieves are about one notch lower on the scumbag pole than murderers, rapists and kid touchers.

Absolutely agree 1000000%.

tallywacker
09-03-2010, 09:32 AM
Well according to your other threads your a lair and a thief. You sir need to go to the Marines recruiter and say "I'm a worthless fuckup, please allow me to suffer to make up for it and possibly make something out of my life."

wildchild
09-03-2010, 09:33 AM
Why are you stealing to provide when you're able to post on the internet?

That requires at least computer/phone. The internet can be free.

Why are you stealing to provide when you just made a thread about buying a motorcycle?

http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=16214

After reading that thread I assume that's what you stole?
*BTW 101 what's this weeks lottery numbers? I think you called it from the get go.

because saying "i was stealing to provide" sounds so much more acceptable then i was stealing because i'm a fucking punk thief who doesn't want to work.

i'm with the two above, graduated high school, not lot out there for me, no money for college, so off to Uncle Sam's camp Army.

no excuse for stealing, ever!!!

KSGregman
09-03-2010, 09:34 AM
So....you come to a motorcycle site and confess to / brag about being a thief? To what end? To confirm that you are an idiot? To talk up your "cred" like the stupid MyFace kids bragging about how "I got so fucked up last night" as if that is something to be proud of?

You realize that at least SOME of the people here have probably been victimized by thieves or know someone who has as motorcycles are commonly stolen?

It would probably be best if you just slinked away, eh?

Seriously.

ontwo
09-03-2010, 09:42 AM
Yep, I'm working 70-80 hour weeks putting in security systems to combat kids like this... I'm sorry kid but I'm willing to bet that there are multiple TVs, game systems, computers, cable TV, the internet, cell phones, multiple vehicles, etc in/around the house. Some poor victims of the economy broke into my car a few months ago, I guess I should feel sorry for them too...:idk:

BTW the situation isn't "severe" enough to "justify" theft until you don't have a place to live and food to eat. Not when you're down to your last two laptops, you've had to settle on keeping your two year old LCD instead of buying the LED unit and you're only eating out twice a week instead of three times. Or because you're struggling to pay the mortgage you took out 3 years ago to buy a boat. The problem with most people is they don't know how to tighten up when things get tough.

This!

There are always better options than what your dumb ass did. My guess is that you don't have any concept of "work". I would dig ditches, mow, weedeat, rake leaves, shovel snow, wash cars, and about a 1000 other things before I would steal other people's shit. I'm willing to bet that you could pick up at least a few odd jobs here and there, but once again, I bet you are a lazy fuck.

Cutty72
09-03-2010, 09:42 AM
Try that around here, probably end up with a bit o lead in your body.

pauldun170
09-03-2010, 09:48 AM
Digifox,
You have tarnished you name and your family by your actions.
As mentioned, go find the nearest Marines recuiter.

It will probably be the first good decision you have ever made.
If you have a medical condistion that prevents you from enlisting,
Get your ass down to the nearest college and sign up. If you are as poor as you claim, then you will qualify for financial aid.
Its time to grow up. You owe it to your self and your family.
There are no other options and you have no excuses.
There is nothing that you can say that will excuse the fact that you did something morally\ethically wrong.

pauldun170
09-03-2010, 09:49 AM
Plus a majority of the dumb poor americans no longer believe in god, so there is no incentive for them to not start acting like ass hats. Social Control is awesome until no one believes in it anymore.

Save that for the war room.

OneSickPsycho
09-03-2010, 10:02 AM
I agree with 99% of what's posted already, so I really don't have anything to add...

Interesting how you stole this shit to provide for your family, but you're talking about, or already bought a new bike. How about cancelling your cell phone, selling your computer, and stop paying for internet service? That may be a better way, rather than B&E...

Smittie61984
09-03-2010, 10:11 AM
You sir need to go to the Marines recruiter and say "I'm a worthless fuckup, please allow me to suffer to make up for it and possibly make something out of my life."

I'm pretty sure the Marines won't take him now. This ain't Vietnam where you could either go to Jail or go to the Jungle. However if he did go Military he needs to join the Navy and request the duty of bottom corner of an attack submarine shit cleaner and pecker washer. 1-2 months of never breathing fresh air should do the trick.

The best advice for Digifox is to STFU and Lawyer Up big time.

Kaneman
09-03-2010, 10:27 AM
I call bullshit. Nobody is dumb enough to post about something like this....

askmrjesus
09-03-2010, 10:28 AM
As mentioned, go find the nearest Marines recuiter.


Isn't Digi the same guy who likes to dress up like an animal? I seem to recall a thread about him being a "Furry", or some such thing.

What's the Marine Corp policy on that?

Don't ask, don't shed?

JC

Cory
09-03-2010, 10:49 AM
I'm pretty sure the Marines won't take him now.

Yeah the military is getting pretty picky with all the people that can't find jobs and have recently enlisted. Felons don't really fall in the top ten.

I say KFC is more his speed. :lol:

Smittie61984
09-03-2010, 10:49 AM
Isn't Digi the same guy who likes to dress up like an animal? I seem to recall a thread about him being a "Furry", or some such thing.

What's the Marine Corp policy on that?

Don't ask, don't shed?

JC

He might make a great sniper/recon

askmrjesus
09-03-2010, 10:53 AM
I say KFC is more his speed. :lol:

If the asshole stole my tools, he'd definitely end up "Extra Crispy".

JC

101lifts2
09-03-2010, 10:59 AM
Why are you stealing to provide when you're able to post on the internet?

That requires at least computer/phone. The internet can be free.

Why are you stealing to provide when you just made a thread about buying a motorcycle?

http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=16214

After reading that thread I assume that's what you stole?
*BTW 101 what's this weeks lottery numbers? I think you called it from the get go.

Wasn't born yesterday.......A 16 year old didn't acquire a bunch of computers from "helping" someone else unless they were jacked. Nailed IT!:lol

Smittie61984
09-03-2010, 11:05 AM
Some poor victims of the economy broke into my car a few months ago, I guess I should feel sorry for them too...:idk:


You shouldn't, just "Consider it socialism in action" - GTA Vice City

Amber Lamps
09-03-2010, 11:09 AM
Lame, join the army like my poor ass did, my parents didn't have money to do anything like college, so I went out and made my own way in life. Fucking bums piss me off, that's why I have guns, I know what bad economic situations bring. There isn't much separating the USA from becoming a nation where I had to fight in except for money and social control.

Plus a majority of the dumb poor americans no longer believe in god, so there is no incentive for them to not start acting like ass hats. Social Control is awesome until no one believes in it anymore.

Exactly! My Dad died when I was 15 leaving nothing behind but bills, no insurance, no savings, nothing. I got a job, finished school and joined the Army. I didn't go around breaking into businesses.

Amber Lamps
09-03-2010, 11:20 AM
http://academic.udayton.edu/race/01race/Lootie/OPPLOOTER.jpg

Want to save your mom's house? Move from Ohio to a place where you can get employed. If not then I hear drug running provides a lot of cash.

I moved from Mi to NC. Sold my house and moved into a 1 bd apt. Ran the lease out on my $40,000 truck and bought a $1200 car. Lived here the first year cold in the Winter, hot in the Summer and eating Ramen 2 meals a day. The only reason I still had things was because of my previous savings. I bought the things that were important to me (bike stuff) and left everything else at the store. I eliminated ALL habits to include Starbucks, etc. I never ate out. As soon as possible, I took a job making HALF of what I made in Mi even though I still had unemployment benefits. I sold frivolous items, believe it or not. No I don't want a medal but I wish that I could make people understand that not being able to keep your $2-300,000 house, 3 cars, 2 bikes, etc, etc, etc is not justification for this type of behavior. I'm honestly tired of hearing this crap!

azoomm
09-03-2010, 11:20 AM
I call bullshit. Nobody is dumb enough to post about something like this....

Unless he stayed logged in and someone on his computer helped him out a little bit...

azoomm
09-03-2010, 11:22 AM
I moved from Mi to NC. Sold my house and moved into a 1 bd apt. Ran the lease out on my $40,000 truck and bought a $1200 car. Lived here the first year cold in the Winter, hot in the Summer and eating Ramen 2 meals a day. The only reason I still had things was because of my previous savings. I bought the things that were important to me (bike stuff) and left everything else at the store. I eliminated ALL habits to include Starbucks, etc. I never ate out. As soon as possible, I took a job making HALF of what I made in Mi even though I still had unemployment benefits. I sold frivolous items, believe it or not. No I don't want a medal but I wish that I could make people understand that not being able to keep your $2-300,000 house, 3 cars, 2 bikes, etc, etc, etc is not justification for this type of behavior. I'm honestly tired of hearing this crap!

You know this thread is about a white kid, right?

Just because someone posted a picture of a black guy, doesn't mean this thread is about you.

askmrjesus
09-03-2010, 11:26 AM
Oh fuck.

Here it comes....:lol:

JC

Amber Lamps
09-03-2010, 11:27 AM
You know this thread is about a white kid, right?

Just because someone posted a picture of a black guy, doesn't mean this thread is about you.

And what is that supposed to mean? Is it about the other guys that posted their personal experiences? Wildchild, Tallywacker, etc.... What did I take up too much forum space with my story? My bad. I'm just trying to say that the "economy" has effected lots of us but there are other ways to handle it than stealing. What's the matter, are you upset that this story is about one of your own? If it helps, I am half white you know, so I guess that I am "allowed" to comment. Or are you bringing back the "one drop rule" to regulate who is allowed to comment on threads?

azoomm
09-03-2010, 11:28 AM
And what is that supposed to mean? Is it about the other guys that posted their personal experiences? Wildchild, Tallywacker, etc.... What did I take up too much forum space with my story? My bad.

forgot to add :nee: Sorry to come off so serious.

ontwo
09-03-2010, 11:29 AM
You know this thread is about a white kid, right?

Just because someone posted a picture of a black guy, doesn't mean this thread is about you.

I didn't read race in anything Amber posted. Just a better way to handle adversity

askmrjesus
09-03-2010, 11:34 AM
forgot to add :nee: Sorry to come off so serious.

See.

Told you. :lol:

JC

Amber Lamps
09-03-2010, 11:35 AM
I didn't read race in anything Amber posted. Just a better way to handle adversity

I know right? Some people think of nothing else. I don't care who you are or what race you were born... THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR IS WRONG. PERIOD! Besides, I'm not sure that I KNOW for a fact that this kid is "white"....:idk:

Amber Lamps
09-03-2010, 11:36 AM
forgot to add :nee: Sorry to come off so serious.

Uhuh...way to back pedal. Too bad your boy Digifox can't quick do the same.

azoomm
09-03-2010, 11:36 AM
And what is that supposed to mean? Is it about the other guys that posted their personal experiences? Wildchild, Tallywacker, etc.... What did I take up too much forum space with my story? My bad. I'm just trying to say that the "economy" has effected lots of us but there are other ways to handle it than stealing. What's the matter, are you upset that this story is about one of your own? If it helps, I am half white you know, so I guess that I am "allowed" to comment. Or are you bringing back the "one drop rule" to regulate who is allowed to comment on threads?

OK, now them-thar's fighing words... nice edit.

Raar.

Wait, what?

the chi
09-03-2010, 11:37 AM
It doesnt matter what color he is, what he did was still wrong...

Digi, you must truly be some special kind of idiot to be posting this crap all over the internet. You really do deserve to be punished. What you've done not only got you in trouble but probably caused hardship for other people making your plight less sympathetic. Waterfall effect.

azoomm
09-03-2010, 11:39 AM
Uhuh...way to back pedal. Too bad your boy Digifox can't quick do the same.

I'm not pedaling anywhere. Lighten up, man.

He's a dredge of society if this is what he did. Or, maybe check my previous post and think MAYBE it's on the internet and not true.

Either way, it's on an internet forum - and we all have the same feeling about thieves. Who are you preaching to, us?

lauralynne
09-03-2010, 11:48 AM
Unfortunately, this is the reality when the typical law abiding person is put into a severe economic situation. I think we will see more of this as the economy continues to flounder.

sorry - WTF? Seriously?

Scrub floors, dig ditches, cook french fries. while the economy IS bad - there are still jobs out there. Many people don't see them because they consider them "beneath" them.

*eye roll*

so breaking the law is BETTER than working???

GET A FUCKING JOB. Seriously. Stealing is NOT a job. And if you're for reals, I hope you rot in jail. Or at least learn how to dig ditches.

Any why isn't your mom working?

all I can do is shake my head and hope this is some kind of joke.

And seriously people - there's NO excuse for jacking someone else's shit. Ever.

What if it was YOUR garage he found his "opportunity" in?

SOMEONE worked hard for that shit. Just not you. Which makes it ok to take??

z06boy
09-03-2010, 11:49 AM
Wow so this IS a serious thread ? Humm...

I remember going through some hard times after a divorce and working 4 jobs just to make ends meet and save my credit and hated three of the jobs and didn't really care for the 4th.

I worked at BankofAmerica (wasn't BofA at the time) as a Security Guard...yep...uniform and all...made deliveries 3 nights a week for Olan Mills Photography...worked Saturday and Sunday at Yellow Freight on a loading dock plus worked two nights a week at an Auto Aucton.

I didn't steal anything. I hate thieves.

Oh and I'm white...not that it matters. :lol:

askmrjesus
09-03-2010, 11:50 AM
Anyone else get the feeling this thread didn't turn out exactly the way Digi thought it would?

Except, of course, for the part when Amber recounted his life history again.

(We ALL knew that part was coming). :lol:

JC

Mudpuppy
09-03-2010, 11:52 AM
JC please put this motherfucker on the right path, amen.

askmrjesus
09-03-2010, 11:53 AM
And why isn't your mom working?



They've tightened security at the bus station?

JC

Mudpuppy
09-03-2010, 11:54 AM
They've tightened security at the bus station?

JC

Perhaps filled in the glory hole with chicken wire and bondo?

defector
09-03-2010, 11:56 AM
Dude, you're getting a Dell!





Or a surprise anal raping.

Mudpuppy
09-03-2010, 11:59 AM
everything leads to man rape..

like the road to perdition..

there are 2 kinds of guys in the world - those that have been man raped and those that are about to..

t-homo
09-03-2010, 12:02 PM
Did you expect us to feel sorry for you or give you advice? Piece of shit.

VatorMan
09-03-2010, 12:04 PM
You guys(and girls) didn't disappoint.

z06boy
09-03-2010, 12:27 PM
Perhaps filled in the glory hole with chicken wire and bondo?

Dude, you're getting a Dell!

Or a surprise anal raping.

So I guess some guy in the train waiting his turn will use a quote from the op's original post...

(The back door was open and LOTS of other people I know have been in there)


:lol

marko138
09-03-2010, 12:28 PM
Fits this thread:



http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/markgraves138/Flickr%20photos/awesome.jpg

Kaneman
09-03-2010, 12:34 PM
I'm white, and I still think this thread is bullshit.

marko138
09-03-2010, 12:34 PM
I'm white, and I still think this thread is bullshit.
Kaneman say:

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/markgraves138/Flickr%20photos/bullshiz.jpg

Kaneman
09-03-2010, 12:35 PM
Smells like prison sex in here.

Homeslice
09-03-2010, 12:35 PM
Nice going, posting details of what you did on a public forum, for any cop or lawyer to see...

And WTF are you gonna do with diagnostic tools? NOBODY is going to pay your 17 y/o ass to work on their ride :lol:

Typical mentality of people under 30 these days........."Oh, the door was open, they must not care about their shit anymore"...........or "Oh, he dropped his wallet on the street, he DESERVES to get his money stolen"

Mudpuppy
09-03-2010, 12:36 PM
So I guess some guy in the train waiting his turn will use a quote from the op's original post...




:lol

MAN GREAT CALL! Way to use the captain crunch decoder and pick that one out of the crowd.. :rockwoot:

I didn't even see the hidden message..

This whole thing started and is ending with man rape..

http://holycrapthatsfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/the-shocker.jpg

Kaneman
09-03-2010, 12:36 PM
Typical mentality of people under 30 these days........."Oh, the door was open, they DESERVE to get their stuff stolen"...........or "Oh, he dropped his wallet on the street, he DESERVES to get his money stolen"

I'm gonna do a spin-off thread on this comment.

Gas Man
09-03-2010, 12:39 PM
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Posting/legendarythread-b4.jpg

Amber Lamps
09-03-2010, 12:44 PM
I'm not pedaling anywhere. Lighten up, man.

He's a dredge of society if this is what he did. Or, maybe check my previous post and think MAYBE it's on the internet and not true.

Either way, it's on an internet forum - and we all have the same feeling about thieves. Who are you preaching to, us?

You may have missed his previous threads "bragging" about all the stuff he "acquired".... if this is a hoax, it's a well thought out, elaborate one.:idk:

Amber Lamps
09-03-2010, 12:47 PM
Wow so this IS a serious thread ? Humm...

I remember going through some hard times after a divorce and working 4 jobs just to make ends meet and save my credit and hated three of the jobs and didn't really care for the 4th.

I worked at BankofAmerica (wasn't BofA at the time) as a Security Guard...yep...uniform and all...made deliveries 3 nights a week for Olan Mills Photography...worked Saturday and Sunday at Yellow Freight on a loading dock plus worked two nights a week at an Auto Aucton.

I didn't steal anything. I hate thieves.

Oh and I'm white...not that it matters. :lol:


hey just who are you preaching to, us? We all hate thieves buddy...:lol:

Smittie61984
09-03-2010, 12:58 PM
http://holycrapthatsfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/the-shocker.jpg

Didn't someone in here have this as a signature???
http://www.clublexus.com/forums/attachments/performance-and-maintenance/151042d1251364878-pulling-my-1uz-fe-out-of-the-sc400-shocker_tshirt1.jpg

Rider
09-03-2010, 01:01 PM
Didn't someone in here have this as a signature???
http://www.clublexus.com/forums/attachments/performance-and-maintenance/151042d1251364878-pulling-my-1uz-fe-out-of-the-sc400-shocker_tshirt1.jpg

Yes I did.

t-homo
09-03-2010, 01:45 PM
Nice going, posting details of what you did on a public forum, for any cop or lawyer to see...

And WTF are you gonna do with diagnostic tools? NOBODY is going to pay your 17 y/o ass to work on their ride :lol:

Typical mentality of people under 30 these days........."Oh, the door was open, they must not care about their shit anymore"...........or "Oh, he dropped his wallet on the street, he DESERVES to get his money stolen"

hold up. Just because this kid is a fuck up low life, doesn't mean that I should be put in that group as well.

ontwo
09-03-2010, 01:53 PM
hold up. Just because this kid is a fuck up low life, doesn't mean that I should be put in that group as well.

The only part in this thread that was about you was the ass raping part.

Apoc
09-03-2010, 02:04 PM
so your a thief, finally got caught, and looking for pity?

skiergirl
09-03-2010, 02:15 PM
You're an idiot for posting this online and admitting what you did and an asshole piece of shit thief. I hope you weren't looking for sympathy or understanding here because no one here has any for you.

You sound like a spoiled brat and I hope you get punished severely and learn something from it. Until you are selling your bike,car, cell phone, video games and can't afford internet you are in no way 'having a hard time' so suck it up and quite being such a bitch. A real man would have found a job and be helping his Mother pay the bills instead of causing her more problems....

TYEster
09-03-2010, 02:24 PM
Typical mentality of people under 30 these days........."Oh, the door was open, they must not care about their shit anymore"...........or "Oh, he dropped his wallet on the street, he DESERVES to get his money stolen"

I suppose I should be glad I'm a 1%'er in this case. It's never ok to steal, unless your name is Robin Hood and you have a band of merry men who live in the woods.(and even they could have gone about it in a different way)

Trip
09-03-2010, 02:49 PM
He may be in prison. Might not come back to this thread. Getting butt raped by the gubamint.

I hope this is a joke.

Particle Man
09-03-2010, 03:27 PM
Isn't Digi the same guy who likes to dress up like an animal? I seem to recall a thread about him being a "Furry", or some such thing.

What's the Marine Corp policy on that?

Don't ask, don't shed?

JC

Someone in jail will be petting him :lol:

Oh fuck.

Here it comes....:lol:

JC
No shit :lol:

Porkchop
09-03-2010, 04:12 PM
First off, I smell troll.... And if he is, I motion for immediate banhammer. :bs:

Interesting how you stole this shit to provide for your family, but you're talking about, or already bought a new bike. How about cancelling your cell phone, selling your computer, and stop paying for internet service? That may be a better way, rather than B&E...

Nooooo..... he would never sell HIS shit! I mean when it comes to his entertainment, thats not included in helping his mom's problems. :rolleyes:

Typical mentality of people under 30 these days........."Oh, the door was open, they must not care about their shit anymore"...........or "Oh, he dropped his wallet on the street, he DESERVES to get his money stolen"

Hey.... dont be grouping us into one big lump. You just dont hear about the 80% that are normal outstanding citizens. Some of us were raised right. I've returned 2 wallets and a cell phone this year.... So kindly redflip!


Just kidding about the redflip.... :lol:

He may be in prison. Might not come back to this thread. Getting butt raped by the gubamint.

I hope this is a joke.

I can check the local police records for a breaking and entering at any closed down suzuki shops here in Columbus. I didnt think he was a minor... is he? Can you PM me his name Trip?

I hope to god its a joke, because I want to see banhammer...

wildchild
09-03-2010, 04:35 PM
actually i think he is still a minor 16 or 17 i believe. yay he gets a sealed record and a slap on the wrist. only good part is if it's anything like wis the greatest number of rapes in the state happen in the juvenile detention center.

hope he can grab his ankles if not might want to start stretching. i hear bubba likes his bitches limber.

101lifts2
09-03-2010, 04:47 PM
... and can't afford internet ........

Don't mean to be the bearer of bad news.....but if he got rid of the internet we would not have this glorious thread and you guys would have nothing to complain about. :lol

TYEster
09-03-2010, 05:16 PM
Don't mean to be the bearer of bad news.....but if he got rid of the internet we would not have this glorious thread and you guys would have nothing to complain about. :lol

I assumed he got or found Wifi somewhere.

Or stole that too. :lol:

skiergirl
09-03-2010, 05:48 PM
Don't mean to be the bearer of bad news.....but if he got rid of the internet we would not have this glorious thread and you guys would have nothing to complain about. :lol

good point, it's kept me entertained at work today..:)

Rangerscott
09-03-2010, 05:55 PM
I stole a batman action figure from daycare. I wonder what my life would have been like if it had never happened?

t-homo
09-03-2010, 06:40 PM
When I was a little kid, I stole a candy bar from the store as my mom was checking out. When we got outside i pulled it out and started eating it. My mom was pissed, made me take it back in, apologize to the cashier and throw it in the trash. Haven't stolen anything since.

Porkchop
09-03-2010, 06:49 PM
When I was a little kid, I stole a candy bar from the store as my mom was checking out. When we got outside i pulled it out and started eating it. My mom was pissed, made me take it back in, apologize to the cashier and throw it in the trash. Haven't stolen anything since.

Same, I stole some blocks in kindergarden. I had to take them back and apologize to the teacher. Taught me.

You think some of these parents give a fuck? No. I dont care how much money problems my mom would (hypothetically) have, she would never want me to steal.

Cory
09-03-2010, 06:50 PM
When I was a little kid, I stole a candy bar from the store as my mom was checking out. When we got outside i pulled it out and started eating it. My mom was pissed, made me take it back in, apologize to the cashier and throw it in the trash. Haven't stolen anything since.

When I was a little over 4 I stole a pack of gum while shopping with my Dad. He found it when he lifted me into the car. He carried me back into the store (I had a broken leg at the time) and made me give it back and apologize. But when we got home he gave me the belt and grounded me to my room with no cartoons. Lesson learned..big time.

Looking back he was sorta like hitler. Seriously who takes away cartoons from a child who can't do ANYTHING else. wtf :lol

derf
09-03-2010, 07:02 PM
When I was 12 I stole an egg from a store, I felt so bad that i decided to give it back, on my way out I tossed it right at the window.

OneSickPsycho
09-03-2010, 07:45 PM
Dude, you're getting a Dell!





Or a surprise anal raping.

Funniest post in this thread... With or without the anal rape.

actually i think he is still a minor 16 or 17 i believe. yay he gets a sealed record and a slap on the wrist. only good part is if it's anything like wis the greatest number of rapes in the state happen in the juvenile detention center.

hope he can grab his ankles if not might want to start stretching. i hear bubba likes his bitches limber.


Truth. Fucked up his life? Probably not... Learned his lesson? Let's hope so.

101lifts2
09-03-2010, 07:52 PM
I stole a batman action figure from daycare. I wonder what my life would have been like if it had never happened?

Thief

When I was a little kid, I stole a candy bar from the store as my mom was checking out. When we got outside i pulled it out and started eating it. My mom was pissed, made me take it back in, apologize to the cashier and throw it in the trash. Haven't stolen anything since.

Thief

101lifts2
09-03-2010, 07:54 PM
Same, I stole some blocks in kindergarden. I had to take them back and apologize to the teacher. Taught me.

You think some of these parents give a fuck? No. I dont care how much money problems my mom would (hypothetically) have, she would never want me to steal.

Thief

When I was a little over 4 I stole a pack of gum while shopping with my Dad. He found it when he lifted me into the car. He carried me back into the store (I had a broken leg at the time) and made me give it back and apologize. But when we got home he gave me the belt and grounded me to my room with no cartoons. Lesson learned..big time.

Looking back he was sorta like hitler. Seriously who takes away cartoons from a child who can't do ANYTHING else. wtf :lol

Thief

When I was 12 I stole an egg from a store, I felt so bad that i decided to give it back, on my way out I tossed it right at the window.

Thief

askmrjesus
09-03-2010, 07:59 PM
Looking back he was sorta like hitler. Seriously who takes away cartoons from a child who can't do ANYTHING else. wtf :lol

Good point.

It's a little known fact that one of the biggest complaints the Jews had about Dachau, aside from the starvation and the gas chamber over-crowding, was the lack of Cartoons.

No Bugs Bunny. No Betty Boop. No Mickey.

Oy Vey.

JC

marko138
09-03-2010, 08:20 PM
What??? He stole THE INTERNET?!?!?!11!?1

Dave
09-03-2010, 08:25 PM
When I was 12 I stole an egg from a store, I felt so bad that i decided to give it back, on my way out I tossed it right at the window.

I took a set of banana earings once (it was the eighties), didn't even know I did it till we were out of the store and they were in my hand. Mom made me take em back

Apoc
09-03-2010, 08:29 PM
What??? He stole THE INTERNET?!?!?!11!?1


Hey may be stealing YOUR interwebs while you read this.

askmrjesus
09-03-2010, 08:47 PM
I took a set of banana earings once (it was the eighties), didn't even know I did it till we were out of the store and they were in my hand. Mom made me take em back

Sigmund Freud is masturbating to this post from his grave.

JC

Dave
09-03-2010, 08:50 PM
Sigmund Freud is masturbating to this post from his grave.

JC

I clearly rationalised away any potential gayness by mentioning the decade :P

Flexin
09-03-2010, 08:58 PM
This is fucked up. :td:

James

askmrjesus
09-03-2010, 09:00 PM
I clearly rationalised away any potential gayness by mentioning the decade :P

Bullshit.

The Eighties are no excuse. Your post clearly mentioned bananas and your mother.

The latent tendencies of such a post, are as obvious as Elton John in a thong, listening to Abba, while drinking an Appletini.

JC

Smittie61984
09-03-2010, 10:23 PM
What??? He stole THE INTERNET?!?!?!11!?1

Al Gore is going ot want that back

azoomm
09-03-2010, 11:48 PM
This is fucked up. :td:

James

Clearly.

I mean, banana earings??!?!

Dave
09-03-2010, 11:55 PM
Bullshit.

The Eighties are no excuse. Your post clearly mentioned bananas and your mother.

The latent tendencies of such a post, are as obvious as Elton John in a thong, listening to Abba, while drinking an Appletini.

JC


You just described fnfalman :lol:

Porkchop
09-04-2010, 12:28 AM
This thread has started to fail.... elton john and abba? Come on, you guys can do better.....

squidward
09-04-2010, 02:50 AM
I don't put a lot of stock into this thread. This kid was a tool on CF and he's a tool here.

If he is serious, I hope they hammer him in the courtroom. I have family in Columbus that have been the victims of thieves and vandals. As a victim of theft myself, I have no tolerance for pathetic little pussies that won't step up to the plate and put in the work to get through life without victimizing others.

pauldun170
09-04-2010, 06:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuW0x1rzFOs

marko138
09-04-2010, 08:14 AM
I want the INTERNET back right meow!

Particle Man
09-04-2010, 08:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuW0x1rzFOs

Hahahaha

Captain Morgan
09-04-2010, 10:08 AM
You know, reading the title, this kid admits to fucking up his life. Question is, will he actually do anything about it? And, frankly, his life isn't "completely fucked" just because of this. Sure, for the moment, his life is going to suck. But, if he learns his lesson and pays for his mistakes, then he can change his life for the better. If he continues doing shit this stupid and never learns from this mistake, then yeah, his life is fucked.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuW0x1rzFOs

Dude, that's fucking hilarious!

Smittie61984
09-04-2010, 10:36 AM
You know, reading the title, this kid admits to fucking up his life. Question is, will he actually do anything about it? And, frankly, his life isn't "completely fucked" just because of this. Sure, for the moment, his life is going to suck. But, if he learns his lesson and pays for his mistakes, then he can change his life for the better. If he continues doing shit this stupid and never learns from this mistake, then yeah, his life is fucked.





Dude, that's fucking hilarious!

The problem is he wasn't sorry for what he did, he was sorry he got caught. If he said "I shouldn't have stolen becuase it was wrong and I won't do that again" then I think we'd be more sympathetic. Instead he went on about his home and shit like that and didn't think once about the person he stole from.

That cat would have been toast in WW1.

Captain Morgan
09-04-2010, 11:00 AM
The problem is he wasn't sorry for what he did, he was sorry he got caught. If he said "I shouldn't have stolen becuase it was wrong and I won't do that again" then I think we'd be more sympathetic. Instead he went on about his home and shit like that and didn't think once about the person he stole from.

That cat would have been toast in WW1.

Oh, I agree with everyone calling him a lowlife. I'm just stating that it's completely up to him as to whether or not his life is actually fucked. It all depends on his actions from this point forward. From the way he stated things, I agree, that he needs to change his attitude, or his life really is fucked.

101lifts2
09-04-2010, 12:40 PM
The peeking Tom cat is def. not living in an Asian household.

Porkchop
09-04-2010, 01:55 PM
You know, reading the title, this kid admits to fucking up his life. Question is, will he actually do anything about it? And, frankly, his life isn't "completely fucked" just because of this. Sure, for the moment, his life is going to suck. But, if he learns his lesson and pays for his mistakes, then he can change his life for the better. If he continues doing shit this stupid and never learns from this mistake, then yeah, his life is fucked.


My friend brought up that he could be tried as an adult. If he does, it will stay on his record, then he really is fucked.

OneSickPsycho
09-04-2010, 06:17 PM
My friend brought up that he could be tried as an adult. If he does, it will stay on his record, then he really is fucked.

For B&E? Doubtful... That's usually reserved for violent crimes.

derf
09-04-2010, 06:46 PM
Has he responded since the first page? I would like to hear more from him

Avatard
09-04-2010, 07:19 PM
I'm sure there's visiting hours.

Akilldema
09-04-2010, 07:34 PM
Does anyone know his real name? Wouldn't be hard to find out if this is true.

marko138
09-04-2010, 07:37 PM
Yeah, I'm pretty sure its Dip A. Shit. Rack 'em.

tallywacker
09-04-2010, 08:51 PM
Does anyone know his real name? Wouldn't be hard to find out if this is true.

I don't understand how it couldn't be true. Why would you say this bullshit on the forum?

Akilldema
09-04-2010, 08:52 PM
I guess you've never been to bb.com. Plenty of people come up with crazier stories that are pure BS just for the hell of it.

KSGregman
09-04-2010, 08:55 PM
Attention whores usually don't care whether the attention is positive or negative.

tallywacker
09-04-2010, 08:55 PM
I guess you've never been to bb.com. Plenty of people come up with crazier stories that are pure BS just for the hell of it.

We're not on bb.com where I guess we would make stories to entertain each other about robbing automotive garages. I believe this is a loosely based motorcycle forum, not some dbag creative writing dungeon of gayness.

TYEster
09-04-2010, 08:58 PM
I guess you've never been to bb.com. Plenty of people come up with crazier stories that are pure BS just for the hell of it.

Misc section FTL :td:

marko138
09-04-2010, 08:58 PM
WTF is bb.com?

tallywacker
09-04-2010, 09:00 PM
WTF is bb.com?

Something that doesn't exist and they are most likely using some illiterate shorthand that only makes sense on their homoerotic site.

TYEster
09-04-2010, 09:01 PM
WTF is bb.com?


Bodybuilding.com

tallywacker
09-04-2010, 09:05 PM
Bodybuilding.com

I was right...

homoerotic site full of men that send pictures to each other and act like this guy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATyVZXyBsLI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x5VMl74K0E

TYEster
09-04-2010, 09:08 PM
I was right...

homoerotic site full of men that send pictures to each other and act like this guy...


Actually you're not at all.

Good try though. :zowned:

tallywacker
09-04-2010, 09:12 PM
Actually you're not at all.

Good try though. :zowned:

How am i owned:?: The front page has a half naked dude on the front.


and here are all the homoerotic pictures you fags post to each other.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/forumdisplay.php?f=29

TYEster
09-04-2010, 09:15 PM
How am i owned:?: The front page has a half naked dude on the front.

How does that make it homoerotic? Where's the gay talk? Where's any of the things you say it has but yet only come up with YouTube clips of a douche who's laughed at on that forum?

Sounds to me like you're ignorant to the lifestyle and have a real issue with people who want to improve themselves and bash it because of your own insecurities.

VatorMan
09-04-2010, 09:15 PM
Everyone that wants hard anal sex just post :rockwoot:

tallywacker
09-04-2010, 09:17 PM
How does that make it homoerotic? Where's the gay talk? Where's any of the things you say it has but yet only come up with YouTube clips of a douche who's laughed at on that forum?

Sounds to me like you're ignorant to the lifestyle and have a real issue with people who want to improve themselves and bash it because of your own insecurities.

Hey man how ever you need to explain it so you can live with yourself is fine with me.

pauldun170
09-05-2010, 12:04 AM
If a person calls their hobby a lifestyle then it is autogay. Dems da rules of interwebz

Smittie61984
09-05-2010, 12:21 AM
If a person calls their hobby a lifestyle then it is autogay. Dems da rules of interwebz

Assless chaps, Villiage People attire, mustaches/beards designed to tickle the bunghole, and a "lifestyle". I've always suspected Harley riders were gay...
http://www.touchstone-books.net/books/cover-harley.jpg

Porkchop
09-05-2010, 12:58 AM
How am i owned:?: The front page has a half naked dude on the front.


and here are all the homoerotic pictures you fags post to each other.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/forumdisplay.php?f=29

I'm sorry, I dont see how some of the threads I see there are all that gay....

Actually, the "fat to fit" type thread are inspirational and commendable..... coming from a person who is trying to lose the extra chub. I dont think there is anything wrong with wanting to look better.

As far as the guy in the video, I swear he was on my flight to Rome. The guy walked up to the gate in his muscle shirt. He kept makeing these nonchalant poses by grabbing the back of his daughters seat when he stood up on the flight. It was hilarious.....

101lifts2
09-05-2010, 01:48 AM
Hey man how ever you need to explain it so you can live with yourself is fine with me.

Am I detecting a closet homo here? It's ok...you can tell us. :lol

I don't really like bb.com...because there is so much garbage on there, but some dudes with their shirts off is hardly gay. What are you fat?

Dave
09-05-2010, 01:48 AM
Assless chaps, Villiage People attire, mustaches/beards designed to tickle the bunghole, and a "lifestyle". I've always suspected Harley riders were gay...
http://www.touchstone-books.net/books/cover-harley.jpg

foremost motorcycling legend? i thought it was things like this:

http://www.cmsnl.com/news/img/honda_RC142.jpg

:P

tallywacker
09-05-2010, 03:12 AM
Am I detecting a closet homo here? It's ok...you can tell us. :lol

I don't really like bb.com...because there is so much garbage on there, but some dudes with their shirts off is hardly gay. What are you fat?

No just out to piss of our sensitive BB.com community that's all. I work out every day as well, just never understood the need to look at other pictures of men on a forum.

I guess I just spend my internet time differently than some of you, because according to your logic you must need to stare at dudes with their shirts off on the internet to not be gay:?: I don't know about you but a good part of my internet usage is looking at stuff like this...

http://img.brothersoft.com/screenshots/softimage/v/vida_guerra_sexy_bikini_screensaver-51126-1.jpeg


I'm glad I derailed this thread enough to post a vida pic.


Oh yeah digifox your a jackass

tallywacker
09-05-2010, 03:19 AM
If a person calls their hobby a lifestyle then it is autogay. Dems da rules of interwebz

Yep by default. They seem like a very sensitive and understanding group. They just take pictures of themselves to show to other dudes. Who could confuse that with anything?

Riceaholic
09-05-2010, 03:43 AM
Digifox...the world needs ditch diggers too. Maybe tree trimming. I suspect you're too stupid to see what you've done wrong and this probably isn't your first B@E.

I've had 2 vehicles stolen in the last 10 years from me. If I could get it court ordered I'd forgo the 16k that's owed to me and write it off with a bat to the knees. Everytime you roll out of bed and have a hard time walking, think of me you pussy thief...

tallywacker
09-05-2010, 03:47 AM
Digifox...the world needs ditch diggers too. Maybe tree trimming. I suspect you're too stupid to see what you've done wrong and this probably isn't your first B@E.

I've had 2 vehicles stolen in the last 10 years from me. If I could get it court ordered I'd forgo the 16k that's owed to me and write it off with a bat to the knees. Everytime you roll out of bed and have a hard time walking, think of me you pussy thief...

I remember in my middle school, a person came into speak to are class about what kind of jobs and such we thinking about in the future. He went around the room and reached one idiot in the back "What kind of career would you like in the future? Are you thinking you will move on to college?"
His response was "My daddy digs ditches and if the that's good enough for him its good enough for me" I thought it was pretty funny at the time.

Riceaholic
09-05-2010, 04:03 AM
I remember in my middle school, a person came into speak to are class about what kind of jobs and such we thinking about in the future. He went around the room and reached one idiot in the back "What kind of career would you like in the future? Are you thinking you will move on to college?"
His response was "My daddy digs ditches and if the that's good enough for him its good enough for me" I thought it was pretty funny at the time.

It's pretty funny now as long as that person isn't taking your stuff. It's already been covered in this thread. My tolerance for thieves rates right up with rapists and woman beaters. You'll be begging for the cops...

Tmall
09-05-2010, 06:23 AM
It's pretty funny now as long as that person isn't taking your stuff. It's already been covered in this thread. My tolerance for thieves rates right up with rapists and woman beaters. You'll be begging for the cops...

Did anybody "beg for the cops" when you had your two vehicles stolen?

pauldun170
09-05-2010, 06:56 AM
It's not gay to look at the male form.
It's only gay if you try "hey brah" your way into their lifestyle after seeing them in their banana hammock. They even make a brand of condoms that cater to the buttsexing that follows.
100% FACT

Smittie61984
09-05-2010, 08:51 AM
Digifox...the world needs ditch diggers too. Maybe tree trimming. I suspect you're too stupid to see what you've done wrong and this probably isn't your first B@E.


I was watching an episode of "Hopkins" which is about doctors at Johns Hopkins hospital and their top neurosurgeon came to America (illegally) without knowing any English and worked as a day laborer digging ditches and trimming trees. He decided to become a doctor and worked his way through college and med school to become one of the top neurosurgeons in the world.

I myself literally dug ditches ($9-10 an hour) while I payed my way through school. Up at 5:30am every morning and worked until 4-5pm. I then went straight to school Monday-Thursday and stayed until 8pm (and sometimes 10:30) to go home and do HW. I studied on my lunch breaks and any chance I had. I'm now an EMT and plan on working my way up to a Physicians Assistant.

People have no excuses for going to a life of crime. You can always better yourself but it just takes hard work.

Tallywacker. I thank you greatly for Vida!!! :boobs::boobs::boobs::boobs:

Riceaholic
09-05-2010, 01:08 PM
Did anybody "beg for the cops" when you had your two vehicles stolen?

I did...:lol: The cops found pieces of my bike and 5 others.

tallywacker
09-05-2010, 01:14 PM
It's pretty funny now as long as that person isn't taking your stuff. It's already been covered in this thread. My tolerance for thieves rates right up with rapists and woman beaters. You'll be begging for the cops...

:?:
Wtf are you talking about. How does this pertain to my story family breed ditch diggers?

marko138
09-05-2010, 01:26 PM
Friends, lest we forget that this kid is an ASS grabber.

tallywacker
09-05-2010, 01:32 PM
Friends, lest we forget that this kid is an ASS grabber.

:gofurslf: for trying bring my derailment under control:lol



Digifox have fun in jail bud! I hear they prefer the touch of a younger mans skin...

Kaneman
09-05-2010, 01:41 PM
:gofurslf: for trying bring my derailment under control:lol



Digifox have fun in jail bud! I hear they prefer the touch of a younger mans skin...

Nah, apparently prison rape is a myth.

Flexin
09-05-2010, 01:45 PM
Your new best friend.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DfkOriwBnkM/SwOIOACod9I/AAAAAAAAAPU/6R82fSv_ZX8/s400/wine-soap-on-a-rope-256.jpg

James

squidward
09-05-2010, 03:51 PM
Nah, apparently prison rape is a myth.

According to a guy I work with that was a prison guard in New Mexico for several years, it's not a myth.

Akilldema
09-05-2010, 05:18 PM
There's plenty of "punks" in prison, no need to rape people. I'm sure it happens, but it's EXTREMELY rare.

Rangerscott
09-05-2010, 08:24 PM
My sources from GTAIV tell me that prison rape is an american thing.

Riceaholic
09-05-2010, 08:51 PM
:?:
Wtf are you talking about. How does this pertain to my story family breed ditch diggers?

:lol: I may have had some drinks when I quoted that...my bad.

When I said the world needs ditch diggers too, I was quoting Caddyshack...:lol:

101lifts2
09-05-2010, 09:34 PM
Yep by default. They seem like a very sensitive and understanding group. They just take pictures of themselves to show to other dudes. Who could confuse that with anything?

Technically, people in general take pictures of themselves so they can post up them on Facebook, motorcycle forums, bodybuilding forums, car forums etc. etc. It's people who want to be the center of attention so others can notice and be impressed. Why do you think people here go on rides, then not more than 1 hour more they have 60 pictures of themselves next to every single stop? It's the same thing dude...really.

Amber Lamps
09-06-2010, 04:14 AM
Technically, people in general take pictures of themselves so they can post up them on Facebook, motorcycle forums, bodybuilding forums, car forums etc. etc. It's people who want to be the center of attention so others can notice and be impressed. Why do you think people here go on rides, then not more than 1 hour more they have 60 pictures of themselves next to every single stop? It's the same thing dude...really.

100% agree with you there. I take worthless pics of crap I buy and post it here all the time. I do draw the line at taking pics every time we go on a ride. Heck, we went for 4 hours today...not a single pic.:lol:

"Here's my bike at the gas station.."

"Here's my bike in front of Mc Donalds..."

"Here's my bike in front of some stupid trees..."

"Here's my bike in front of a church..."

"Here's a pic of my gage cluster..."

"Here's a pic of my bike's shadow..."
:lol:

Captain Morgan
09-06-2010, 05:15 AM
100% agree with you there. I take worthless pics of crap I buy and post it here all the time. I do draw the line at taking pics every time we go on a ride. Heck, we went for 4 hours today...not a single pic.:lol:

"Here's my bike at the gas station.."

"Here's my bike in front of Mc Donalds..."

"Here's my bike in front of some stupid trees..."

"Here's my bike in front of a church..."

"Here's a pic of my gage cluster..."

"Here's a pic of my bike's shadow..."
:lol:

You forgot:

"Here's a pic of my bike in front of a bridge"

"Here's a pic of the border"

"Here's a pic of my bike in front of some world known location"

"Here's a pic of my bike in front of some random place, just because I'm enjoying my trip and want to share with like minded people"

Dave
09-06-2010, 10:16 AM
You forgot:

"Here's a pic of my bike in front of a bridge"

"Here's a pic of the border"

"Here's a pic of my bike in front of some world known location"

"Here's a pic of my bike in front of some random place, just because I'm enjoying my trip and want to share with like minded people"

Hey hey hey, we're only allowed to talk about left wing politics and the legalisation of marijuana here. You keep that motorcycle shit to yourself :lmao:

tallywacker
09-06-2010, 10:48 AM
Technically, people in general take pictures of themselves so they can post up them on Facebook, motorcycle forums, bodybuilding forums, car forums etc. etc. It's people who want to be the center of attention so others can notice and be impressed. Why do you think people here go on rides, then not more than 1 hour more they have 60 pictures of themselves next to every single stop? It's the same thing dude...really.

As I said before, whatever you have to do to justify it so you can live with yourself, that's fine with me.

Porkchop
09-06-2010, 11:00 AM
How the fuck did we get here??? Seriously? Bike pictures at McDonalds and bodybuilding, didnt some kid steal something? :lol:

This thread has turned into the new Belly up to the Bar.... :bonk:

Amber Lamps
09-06-2010, 11:26 AM
Nah, apparently prison rape is a myth.

Nah but I doubt it's a guarantee either... If one side argues that it ALWAYS happens and the other argues that it never happens (extreme cases), they are usually both wrong. Your POV seemed to be that it is almost inevitable that if you go to prison you will be raped. Not only that, but you contend that the system actually condones and uses this type of behavior as "punishment" and a deterrent for breaking the rules. I find that hard to believe considering the level of surveillance. I am also having a hard time with the notion that prisoners are showing up in the infirmary with torn anuses and stories of the "guard stood by and let them rape me" without any action being taken. Guards get fired from prisons for shoving inmates and calling them names these days.:idk: I'm sure that it does happen, I just doubt that it happens all the time or that the "system" is orchestrating the situation. Heck, they won't just stand by and let them fight, why would they allow rape? As a guard, I'd rather watch two guys fight it out than....:panic::panic::panic::panic:

pauldun170
09-06-2010, 12:02 PM
This thread has gone from OP's crime spree to...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEaFu_HfOo4

Captain Morgan
09-06-2010, 12:21 PM
This thread has gone from OP's crime spree to...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEaFu_HfOo4

WTF is that??

pauldun170
09-06-2010, 12:26 PM
WTF is that??

this thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrmPehlHK3w

Homeslice
09-06-2010, 01:06 PM
alrighty then

Captain Morgan
09-06-2010, 01:33 PM
this thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrmPehlHK3w

Is there really 9 minutes of that shit?

pauldun170
09-06-2010, 01:39 PM
Is there really 9 minutes of that shit?

bout nine minutes to skim through this thread

tommymac
09-06-2010, 06:47 PM
Nah but I doubt it's a guarantee either... If one side argues that it ALWAYS happens and the other argues that it never happens (extreme cases), they are usually both wrong. Your POV seemed to be that it is almost inevitable that if you go to prison you will be raped. Not only that, but you contend that the system actually condones and uses this type of behavior as "punishment" and a deterrent for breaking the rules. I find that hard to believe considering the level of surveillance. I am also having a hard time with the notion that prisoners are showing up in the infirmary with torn anuses and stories of the "guard stood by and let them rape me" without any action being taken. Guards get fired from prisons for shoving inmates and calling them names these days.:idk: I'm sure that it does happen, I just doubt that it happens all the time or that the "system" is orchestrating the situation. Heck, they won't just stand by and let them fight, why would they allow rape? As a guard, I'd rather watch two guys fight it out than....:panic::panic::panic::panic:

Some guards at rikers island recently got canned, and I think charged for having prisoners fight one another to keep some of the prisoners in line.

Kaneman
09-06-2010, 07:03 PM
Nah but I doubt it's a guarantee either... If one side argues that it ALWAYS happens and the other argues that it never happens (extreme cases), they are usually both wrong. Your POV seemed to be that it is almost inevitable that if you go to prison you will be raped. Not only that, but you contend that the system actually condones and uses this type of behavior as "punishment" and a deterrent for breaking the rules. I find that hard to believe considering the level of surveillance. I am also having a hard time with the notion that prisoners are showing up in the infirmary with torn anuses and stories of the "guard stood by and let them rape me" without any action being taken. Guards get fired from prisons for shoving inmates and calling them names these days.:idk: I'm sure that it does happen, I just doubt that it happens all the time or that the "system" is orchestrating the situation. Heck, they won't just stand by and let them fight, why would they allow rape? As a guard, I'd rather watch two guys fight it out than....:panic::panic::panic::panic:

Not according to the people I know who've been there.

Akilldema
09-06-2010, 07:08 PM
I'm telling you, I've had more than a few friends go to prison, some family and I've had my fair share of troubles from the early 2000's. That doesn't happen unless it's a very rare and extreme case. Most cases of "rape" are when a punk gets caught getting railed up the ass and doesn't want to go to the hole for an A charge which is about 6 months and possibly a custody demotion, so he lies and says it was rape. Hell, my dad did 8 years in the 90's for cocaine possession and did time at one of the most notorious prisons in Al. He said he never heard of it once happening, too many gay guys for it to be necessary.

Kaneman
09-06-2010, 07:10 PM
I raped a dude before this post, and I'm not even in prison. Think about how often it must happen behind bars.

marko138
09-06-2010, 07:44 PM
Someone, somewhere is raping a guy right now. Maybe or maybe not even in prision. Wrap your head around that for a moment.

Akilldema
09-06-2010, 07:46 PM
I worry about you guys.. it seems your thought processes are centralized around guy on guy rape.

marko138
09-06-2010, 07:47 PM
Don't worry about this crew. They are well past the point of being helped.

Akilldema
09-06-2010, 07:48 PM
tru dat.

Porkchop
09-06-2010, 07:49 PM
I worry about you guys.. it seems your thought processes are centralized around guy on guy rape.

Because guy on girl rape is just wrong....

But girl on girl is another story..... :lol:

tallywacker
09-06-2010, 07:51 PM
Its about time for this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrWu13Uh2Yw

marko138
09-06-2010, 07:55 PM
Its about time for some man on man love action.

udman
09-06-2010, 09:01 PM
You know, at this point Digifox could come back in here and start posting and nobody would even notice...unless he brought up being man-raped.

Particle Man
09-06-2010, 09:08 PM
You know, at this point Digifox could come back in here and start posting and nobody would even notice...unless he brought up being man-raped.:lol: most likely true

101lifts2
09-07-2010, 12:42 AM
As I said before, whatever you have to do to justify it so you can live with yourself, that's fine with me.

It's not about justification, it's about being the center of attention. You can think what you wish, but as Tyester said you are wrong.

tallywacker
09-07-2010, 12:40 PM
It's not about justification, it's about being the center of attention. You can think what you wish, but as Tyester said you are wrong.

You guys are way to serious, I'm just fucking around. I didn't your internet male voyeur site lifestyle was so important to you. Sorry bro

karl_1052
09-08-2010, 07:30 AM
I'm sorry kid but I'm willing to bet that there are multiple TVs, game systems, computers, cable TV, the internet, cell phones, multiple vehicles, etc in/around the house.

This

Isn't this douche always bragging about his fancy phone. Sell the bike, cancel the phone. sell the other vehilces. donate blood. get a job

Mudpuppy
09-08-2010, 10:53 AM
but that is work and effort - generation next is all about useless and handouts..

101lifts2
09-08-2010, 11:30 AM
You guys are way to serious, I'm just fucking around. I didn't your internet male voyeur site lifestyle was so important to you. Sorry bro

lol.....I just hate when people are wrong on the internet...:lol

101lifts2
09-08-2010, 11:31 AM
This

Isn't this douche always bragging about his fancy phone. Sell the bike, cancel the phone. sell the other vehilces. donate blood. get a job

He's a democrat. Give him a break!

Dave
09-08-2010, 01:57 PM
He's a democrat. Give him a break!

Zing

Avatard
09-08-2010, 02:43 PM
http://www.bilerico.com/2009/04/stupid-people-shut-up.jpg

Cass
09-09-2010, 05:55 PM
When I was a little kid, I stole a candy bar from the store as my mom was checking out. When we got outside i pulled it out and started eating it. My mom was pissed, made me take it back in, apologize to the cashier and throw it in the trash. Haven't stolen anything since.

I did this exact same thing, with the exact same outcome and future state

Angee
09-10-2010, 01:04 PM
I call BS. He was on here on the 9th and hasn't responded. BS BS BS!

Avatard
09-10-2010, 02:22 PM
Duh, maybe he's incarcerated.

the chi
09-10-2010, 02:39 PM
Or he's deathly afraid to say anything...

t-homo
09-10-2010, 02:59 PM
Unless his friends stole more shit to pawn off to pay his bond, i'm guessing he's locked up.

Apoc
09-10-2010, 03:09 PM
Unless his friends stole more shit to pawn off to pay his bond, i'm guessing he's locked up.

I highly doubt theres any amount of bond for a B&E. He didnt murder anyone, he stole some shit from a car dealership, and I doubt he's a flight risk.

OneSickPsycho
09-10-2010, 04:09 PM
last activity - 9/5/10...

Prolly read the first page or so of this thread and bailed... lol

marko138
09-10-2010, 04:33 PM
last activity - 9/5/10...

Prolly read the first page or so of this thread and bailed... lol
Bailed to give dudes BJ's, no doubt.

askmrjesus
09-10-2010, 05:57 PM
The kid is what, 17?

He mentioned paper work with charges in his first post, so he's already made bail, or been ROR.

He's a juvy with a non-violent offense. He'll get probation, community service and restitution, and that's probably it.

JC

t-homo
09-10-2010, 06:44 PM
The kid is what, 17?

He mentioned paper work with charges in his first post, so he's already made bail, or been ROR.

He's a juvy with a non-violent offense. He'll get probation, community service and restitution, and that's probably it.

JC

Think he'll ever try to be a part of the forum again? lol

Particle Man
09-10-2010, 08:28 PM
Think he'll ever try to be a part of the forum again? lol

Maybe he'll steal the servers. After all, nobody is using them that he can see...

udman
09-10-2010, 08:51 PM
It's too bad really. Everytime I start to feel old and wish I were younger, I would read one of his threads and feel pretty good about my age.

askmrjesus
09-10-2010, 10:18 PM
Think he'll ever try to be a part of the forum again? lol

Hmmm....

Maybe if he changed his user name to ThievingTool.

JC

Avatard
09-11-2010, 01:41 AM
Only Trip can do that.

t-homo
09-11-2010, 10:54 AM
no shit. look at my name.

Full Throttle
09-15-2010, 10:39 PM
I think Trip should just delete his account. We don't need any of this shit on here. Its a waste of time to even post on his thread. I petition to delete it all and delete his account. Its worthless. Damn kid just wanted some kind of attention. Wake up call ya ain't getting it here fuck up. Good bye

101lifts2
09-15-2010, 10:43 PM
no shit. look at my name.

You mean you didn't pick that name? lol What was it before? Tell Trip to change it back or you will beat his little ass.

101lifts2
09-15-2010, 10:46 PM
I think Trip should just delete his account. We don't need any of this shit on here. Its a waste of time to even post on his thread. I petition to delete it all and delete his account. Its worthless. Damn kid just wanted some kind of attention. Wake up call ya ain't getting it here fuck up. Good bye

Yes we do...if we didn't have shit like this, the place would be boring. I want stickyfingers to come back in here and defend himself.

pauldun170
09-15-2010, 11:02 PM
I think Trip should just delete his account. We don't need any of this shit on here. Its a waste of time to even post on his thread. I petition to delete it all and delete his account. Its worthless. Damn kid just wanted some kind of attention. Wake up call ya ain't getting it here fuck up. Good bye

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/perma_banned.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=2377)

askmrjesus
09-15-2010, 11:07 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/perma_banned.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=2377)

Perfect.

JC

Papa_Complex
09-16-2010, 08:01 AM
last activity - 9/5/10...

Prolly read the first page or so of this thread and bailed... lol

Or is just reading everyone going off, and laughing about it.

derf
09-16-2010, 10:11 AM
I still laugh at t-homos name, i cant even remember his original screen name

Amber Lamps
09-16-2010, 10:18 AM
I still laugh at t-homos name, i cant even remember his original screen name

T-Bag or something....

Mudpuppy
09-16-2010, 10:25 AM
Or is just reading everyone going off, and laughing about it.

i would say he is enjoying some tasty man butter about now - hold the extra chunks his weak digestive system can't handle all that protein - creamy is better.. and i am sure his daily dose of man rape..

shmike
09-16-2010, 12:02 PM
i would say he is enjoying some tasty man butter about now - hold the extra chunks his weak digestive system can't handle all that protein - creamy is better.. and i am sure his daily dose of man rape..

Dude, you have some sick fantasies.

Homeslice
09-16-2010, 01:31 PM
i would say he is enjoying some tasty man butter about now - hold the extra chunks his weak digestive system can't handle all that protein - creamy is better.. and i am sure his daily dose of man rape..
Government-endorsed.

In America.

Kaneman
09-16-2010, 02:10 PM
i would say he is enjoying some tasty man butter about now - hold the extra chunks his weak digestive system can't handle all that protein - creamy is better.. and i am sure his daily dose of man rape..

Dude you should check out Saudi Arabia or Iran....you'd LOVE their criminal justice system.

OTB
09-16-2010, 03:30 PM
Ya'll still floggin' this thread.....??

wildchild
09-16-2010, 04:00 PM
floggin' they're just gettin started. LOL Mudpuppy is thinking about his next boyfriend now and getting all kind of excited. :lol

Amber Lamps
09-16-2010, 05:42 PM
i would say he is enjoying some tasty man butter about now - hold the extra chunks his weak digestive system can't handle all that protein - creamy is better.. and i am sure his daily dose of man rape..

Pause...

floggin' they're just gettin started. LOL Mudpuppy is thinking about his next boyfriend now and getting all kind of excited. :lol

PAUSE!!!! No Homo...

Porkchop
09-16-2010, 07:16 PM
I still laugh at t-homos name, i cant even remember his original screen name

t-rock? :idk:

Trip
09-16-2010, 10:00 PM
no shit. look at my name.

I still laugh at t-homos name, i cant even remember his original screen name

LOL, still funny, I swear he's more active as t-homo over t-rock

Mudpuppy
09-17-2010, 11:15 AM
floggin' they're just gettin started. LOL Mudpuppy is thinking about his next boyfriend now and getting all kind of excited. :lol

:gofurslf:

Particle Man
09-26-2010, 08:09 PM
ttt

I'm bored.

OTB
09-26-2010, 08:12 PM
the thread that wouldn't die.....

Particle Man
09-26-2010, 08:17 PM
:D

Flexin
09-26-2010, 08:36 PM
So did anyone find out anymore info on this BS?

James

Dave
09-26-2010, 08:39 PM
LOL, still funny, I swear he's more active as t-homo over t-rock

I still giggle about his poll to get it back that made it permanant

Particle Man
09-26-2010, 08:54 PM
So did anyone find out anymore info on this BS?

JamesNope. Was wondering that myself...

t-homo
09-27-2010, 12:08 AM
I still giggle about his poll to get it back that made it permanant

That one didn't really work out. :gofurslf:

OneSickPsycho
10-05-2012, 12:52 PM
Heh... memories...

VatorMan
10-05-2012, 01:26 PM
Heh... memories...

No shit. WTF did everyone go ?

Method
10-05-2012, 01:34 PM
Still lurking a bit here and there. Don't post much these days. (Not that I did anyway)

OneSickPsycho
10-05-2012, 01:36 PM
No shit. WTF did everyone go ?

For reals... and some real fucking staples of the community too... Rider and Marko were around from the old TWF days, way fucking before me... I've been around for like 6 years... took a couple of short breaks here and there, but damn, those guys have been gone for a minute...

Homeslice
10-05-2012, 02:33 PM
I took a set of banana earings once (it was the eighties), didn't even know I did it till we were out of the store and they were in my hand. Mom made me take em back

da fuck??

Trip
10-05-2012, 03:20 PM
For reals... and some real fucking staples of the community too... Rider and Marko were around from the old TWF days, way fucking before me... I've been around for like 6 years... took a couple of short breaks here and there, but damn, those guys have been gone for a minute...

I need to find some new staff that can bring back or get new people. We are not very active anymore and I just don't have the time.

If anyone feels like they can do it, feel free to PM me.

Rangerscott
10-05-2012, 08:38 PM
Where's t-homo?

Homeslice
10-05-2012, 09:05 PM
Where's t-homo?

playing alot of t-ball, I bet

Dave
10-05-2012, 10:48 PM
That one didn't really work out. :gofurslf:

Honestly by this point I forgot he was ever T-rock. lol

For reals... and some real fucking staples of the community too... Rider and Marko were around from the old TWF days, way fucking before me... I've been around for like 6 years... took a couple of short breaks here and there, but damn, those guys have been gone for a minute...

Rider, man thats been a while

da fuck??

I was a little motherfucker, bright shiny shit was finding my hand and then add kicked in and i forgot all about it

Gas Man
10-05-2012, 11:58 PM
Talk about old digs... look how long I've been around.

OneSickPsycho
10-06-2012, 09:05 AM
Still lurking a bit here and there. Don't post much these days. (Not that I did anyway)

Nice to see that you haven't bailed.

Method
10-07-2012, 07:21 PM
Nice to see that you haven't bailed.
Ya - Mostly do a bit of reading, laugh at most of you and continue on my merry way :D

It's certainly been quiet around here. I do miss the olden days where this forum was popping - especially when all the CF folks came over (myself included).

fasternyou929
10-07-2012, 09:23 PM
For reals... and some real fucking staples of the community too... Rider and Marko were around from the old TWF days, way fucking before me... I've been around for like 6 years... took a couple of short breaks here and there, but damn, those guys have been gone for a minute...

Marko was cool, didn't really realize he was gone until you mentioned something.

Rider was a whiny bitch. If he wasn't crying about someone hurting his feelings, he was adamantly stating (wildly incorrect) "facts". At least the with the latter, there was some entertainment in knowing it was only a matter of time until someone called him on it.

Dave
10-07-2012, 10:49 PM
Ya - Mostly do a bit of reading, laugh at most of you and continue on my merry way :D

It's certainly been quiet around here. I do miss the olden days where this forum was popping - especially when all the CF folks came over (myself included).

yeah a lot of people peaced the fuck out a year or so ago

Papa_Complex
10-08-2012, 08:33 AM
yeah a lot of people peaced the fuck out a year or so ago

Wonder where they went. Or if they actually went anywhere else.

KSGregman
10-08-2012, 10:55 AM
yeah a lot of people peaced the fuck out a year or so ago

Seems that way....I stop by to read, mostly....not all that in to posting....and honestly am losing interest in even doing that as the people who had interesting things to say have largely buggared off. :idk:

CasterTroy
10-08-2012, 11:59 AM
the people who had interesting things to say have largely buggared off.

To where?

I mean....is there some super-secret forum everyone ran off too? They aren't on FB....and sure aren't on ....damn...what's the name of it? OH yeah google+

10 years ago if you didn't log in every 2 hrs or so you missed a HELLOVA thread with all kinds of interesting people being respectful and actually having conversations. Now? It's like /b/ and the kids that ran it took over every forum....well actually it was vertical scope....but EVERYTHING died after that. Even the forums not run by those twat waffles.

Those "interesting people" had to go SOMEWHERE didn't they? Did they ALL just lose interest in the internet?

Homeslice
10-08-2012, 01:52 PM
I think with age comes less participation in forums in general. And this forum is older than your average sportbike forum, from what I've seen.

VatorMan
10-08-2012, 04:27 PM
I think with age comes less participation in forums in general. And this forum is older than your average sportbike forum, from what I've seen.

They've all bought Harley's and assless chaps.