View Full Version : Good news for you fruity f#ckers
Avatard
09-11-2010, 03:34 AM
You might still get lucky.
Study: Flamboyant male dancing attracts women best (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100909/ap_on_sc/eu_britain_male_dancing)
Just proves that women want shit (in this case gay men) they cant have
askmrjesus
09-11-2010, 12:32 PM
And yet, Homeslice still can't get laid.
It's a cruel world.
JC
101lifts2
09-11-2010, 10:46 PM
So we are supposed to believe that 37 chicks catergorizes all "women"?
I love these retarded "studies".
askmrjesus
09-12-2010, 07:36 AM
So we are supposed to believe that 37 chicks catergorizes all "women"?
I love these retarded "studies".
What's the matter, can't dance?
JC
the chi
09-13-2010, 10:05 AM
:lol: Whether you guys like it or not, it's definitely true! Kinda like they said, the bird with the most brilliant plumage attracts the most mates...a man who can dance is pretty damn sexy, even if he's not great looking.
Reminds me of the cruise I took this year, kid at the club, couldnt have been more than 16-17 got out on the dance floor and really tore it up. He looked pretty goofy, like the nerdy guy from zombieland, dance moves from the 70's and 80's (think that sprinkler thing, Micheal Jackson, etc, but he was GOOD) and he had grown women panting after him...every female on the floor was trying to get his attention. I think he was austistic or extremely shy because he never once acknowledged a single female or danced with them, and they still chased him all over the floor. It was all pretty entertaining from the upper levels. :lol:
Adeptus_Minor
09-13-2010, 10:48 AM
Reminds me of the cruise I took this year, kid at the club, couldnt have been more than 16-17 got out on the dance floor and really tore it up. He looked pretty goofy, like the nerdy guy from zombieland, dance moves from the 70's and 80's (think that sprinkler thing, Micheal Jackson, etc, but he was GOOD) and he had grown women panting after him...every female on the floor was trying to get his attention. I think he was austistic or extremely shy because he never once acknowledged a single female or danced with them, and they still chased him all over the floor. It was all pretty entertaining from the upper levels. :lol:
When the music stopped, did he stop, look at everyone, and then run off the dance floor? :lol:
Avatard
09-13-2010, 04:40 PM
:lol: Whether you guys like it or not, it's definitely true! Kinda like they said, the bird with the most brilliant plumage attracts the most mates...a man who can dance is pretty damn sexy, even if he's not great looking.
Reminds me of the cruise I took this year, kid at the club, couldnt have been more than 16-17 got out on the dance floor and really tore it up. He looked pretty goofy, like the nerdy guy from zombieland, dance moves from the 70's and 80's (think that sprinkler thing, Micheal Jackson, etc, but he was GOOD) and he had grown women panting after him...every female on the floor was trying to get his attention. I think he was austistic or extremely shy because he never once acknowledged a single female or danced with them, and they still chased him all over the floor. It was all pretty entertaining from the upper levels. :lol:
Napoleon Dynamite
101lifts2
09-13-2010, 04:49 PM
.....I think he was austistic or extremely shy because he never once acknowledged a single female or danced with them...
You think he may be autistic, most of us think he's prolly gay.
Adeptus_Minor
09-13-2010, 07:18 PM
Napoleon Dynamite
That's the reference I was making, yeah. :wink:
askmrjesus
09-13-2010, 11:46 PM
You think he may be autistic, most of us think he's prolly gay.
..and all the girls who won't sleep with you, are lesbians.
It's a cruel, conspiratorial world.
JC
Captain Morgan
09-14-2010, 12:15 AM
Then I'm surprised that I ever get laid, cause I couldn't dance if my life depended on it.
Adeptus_Minor
09-14-2010, 12:34 AM
Then I'm surprised that I ever get laid, cause I couldn't dance if my life depended on it.
:dthumb:
I hear ya, man.
Luckily some women are adventurous enough to let us prove we can perform in bed without having to first simulate it on the dance floor. :lol:
the chi
09-14-2010, 10:11 AM
When the music stopped, did he stop, look at everyone, and then run off the dance floor? :lol:
He might as well have...boy never looked up or noticed ANYONE, male or female, he was in his own lil dancing world.
Napoleon Dynamite
He very much looked like that actually...
askmrjesus
09-14-2010, 10:29 AM
He might as well have...boy never looked up or noticed ANYONE, male or female, he was in his own lil dancing world.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qXnojmQz3I&feature=related
JC
Then I'm surprised that I ever get laid, cause I couldn't dance if my life depended on it.
well if you quit drugging girls with roofies, i am sure your luck would change :lol:
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