Felony sitting [on bike]

[azoomm]

The guy caught at the Gap has me wondering, anyone ever sit on your bike? Did you bust them doing it? If so, what did you do about it?

[KSGregman]

Only happened once.....had pumped gas into my GSXR-750 at a Quik Trip in Old Town then went inside to get a soda....came out to find a shit faced curb monkey in a mini skirt sitting on the solo cowl screaming "Take me for a ride!! Take me for a ride!!" :rofl:

Her friends carted her away before I had a chance to say anything....All I could think about riding home that night was how gross it was gonna be cleaning that nasty snail trail off my solo cowl. :lmao:

[CasterTroy]

Last week my daughter invites a little neighbor girl over to play. I check on them earlier to see them both in the "big chair" out in the garage watching Disney....later, I go to take the trash out, step into the garage and see my daughter on the laptop on the counter over by the TV......... and the little neighbor girl sitting on my (new to me) Gixxer.

I instinctively scream "Get the hell off that bike are you CRAZY!!!”
My daughter then says “I’m sorry daddy, I didn’t see her get up there or I would have told her you’d KILL her” :tremble:


Needless to say she hasn’t been back over :lol:

[wildchild]

i heard a rumor that a guy sat on my bike once at night, while i lived in an apt. apparently someone threw an arrow out of my 2nd story window at a high rate of speed, as though it was launched from a bow. it landed at said individuals feet and stuck in the ground. next one goes for your heart may have been said.

i do remember seeing an individual jump off of my bike one night and run away very fast. LOL

it did happen one other time when a drunk sat on and then tipped over my bike. unfortunately i didn't catch him in the act so i had no proof. to this day he won't talk to me when i'm in that neighborhood.

[pauldun170]

1. I don't park anywhere. If the bike is out of the garage then it being ridden.
2. I ride in the early morning. The ass clowns dumb enough to sit on someones bike aren't awake yet.

[derf]

Came out of a reastaurant once to find some dude giving his kids 'rides' on my bike. I started yelling at the top of my lungs that I never rode his wife why should they ride my bike, guy looked at me like I'm crazy and started asking me not to curse in front of his kids and I needed to calm down. Then I started talking about the skin disease I had on my hands and how he needs to get his kids to the doctor right away. That was it. I was actually pretty calm, but I made the biggest scene I could.

[askmrjesus]

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

JC

[Sean]

Someone sat on my bike in front of Johnny Rockets on Melrose once, knocked mine and another bike over. Did 2k of damage to my F4.

[OneSickPsycho]

Never had it happen, but I'd flip the fuck out... I like Jax's approach in Sons of Anarchy.

[Evadd]

Came out of a reastaurant once to find some dude giving his kids 'rides' on my bike. I started yelling at the top of my lungs that I never rode his wife why should they ride my bike, guy looked at me like I'm crazy and started asking me not to curse in front of his kids and I needed to calm down. Then I started talking about the skin disease I had on my hands and how he needs to get his kids to the doctor right away. That was it. I was actually pretty calm, but I made the biggest scene I could.

someone on CF told a story how they came out to find a family doing the same thing - he calmly walked over, sat in their minivan, and started hitting all the controls and honking the horn like the kids were doing to his bike. the family got the message pretty damn quick. :lol:

whoever that is, if you're here, come claim your story and prize for best response to that situation...

[Particle Man]

Outside my dojo some dude's little kid tried to throw a leg over my bike. Apparently the kid had managed to get the bike to move forward and as he walked away the bike came down in slow mo. Turn signal, clutch lever, and shift lever all got effed up. I was none too happy. I had to turn class over to a junior instructor so I could figure out what to do. When you're supposed to "model" for the little kids in a karate class though you aren't really allowed to go all ape shit (though I REALLY wanted to).

[wildchild]

Outside my dojo some dude's little kid tried to throw a leg over my bike. Apparently the kid had managed to get the bike to move forward and as he walked away the bike came down in slow mo. Turn signal, clutch lever, and shift lever all got effed up. I was none too happy. I had to turn class over to a junior instructor so I could figure out what to do. When you're supposed to "model" for the little kids in a karate class though you aren't really allowed to go all ape shit (though I REALLY wanted to).


are you kidding? you had a perfect opportunity, throw the little shit in the middle of your class and tell them whoever makes him bleed first gets a pizza party. LOL

[wildchild]

i did have someone doing "something" to my bike here at work. it now has a 2 inch scratch on the gas tank. I love how people think bikes are toys but cars are precious items to be cherished.

[Gas Man]

Came out of a reastaurant once to find some dude giving his kids 'rides' on my bike. I started yelling at the top of my lungs that I never rode his wife why should they ride my bike, guy looked at me like I'm crazy and started asking me not to curse in front of his kids and I needed to calm down. Then I started talking about the skin disease I had on my hands and how he needs to get his kids to the doctor right away. That was it. I was actually pretty calm, but I made the biggest scene I could.


:lol

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

JC

Ok Johnny.

I can honestly say that I don't belive I have ever ahd anybody sit on my bike without me giving consent. But who knows. on the rocket... IDK. On the chop, I bet no way. Most people thought that thing was a $100k OCC or WCC. So I doubt. The HD's... I don't think so. As much mainstream bikes have become there is still some heavy belief that some bikers are hard mofos. I think that keeps people away from my bikes. Fine by me. I'd hate to have to get all crazy and ruff my feathers over such. LOL

[DLIT]

Never had somebody I didn't want sitting on it sitting on it. But there has been a bunch of clowns using it as a leaning post (with their hand on a seat). Caught a guy leaning on my solo cowl once. I just asked him if it was his bike and told him not to do that shit then. Got on it and left.

But mine's either in my garage, being ridden or at my work parking lot on base. Not a lot of oppurtunities for someone to sit on it.

[Homeslice]

I love how people think bikes are toys but cars are precious items to be cherished.

I agree..........But if more people used them for transportation, and not just for bike nights, lifestyle, revving it up at every stoplight, then that attitude would change.

[Smittie61984]

I caught a 8 year old or so kid sitting on my bike coming out of a store. WHich I would have been cool about it except for one thing. The fucking parents were there with the kid laughing about it. I wanted to beat those fuckers down so bad but problem was they were black and I didn't feel like getting a "hate crime" on my record.

[Gas Man]

I caught a 8 year old or so kid sitting on my bike coming out of a store. WHich I would have been cool about it except for one thing. The fucking parents were there with the kid laughing about it. I wanted to beat those fuckers down so bad but problem was they were black and I didn't feel like getting a "hate crime" on my record.
That's BS, they would be beaten cause they were stupid not cause of their skin color. Dumb fuckers!

[Smittie61984]

That's BS, they would be beaten cause they were stupid not cause of their skin color. Dumb fuckers!

Shit, the Race Card is delt out in Atlanta like candy on Halloween. I'd never stand a chance in court, even with an all white jury.

Though I do "hate" every person I'm in a fight with so I guess it would be a "hate" crime.