Snip Job

[LeeNetworX]

One of our friends here at work got his nuts cut on Friday morning, and when he got in yesterday, he found these all over his desk. :lol

[marko138]

That is AWESOME. What was his reaction?

[LeeNetworX]

Don't know - wasn't here yesterday, I was teleworking.

[marko138]

Don't know - wasn't here yesterday, I was teleworking.
Respect.

[Particle Man]

holy shit :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[t-homo]

hilarious

[wildchild]

fantastic!!

[CasterTroy]

:lol

[Bluestreak]

That's funny right there!! :lol:

[AquaPython]

well played!

[the chi]

I hope someone video'd the reaction. Thats pretty funny.

[Rider]

LOL funny. 10 years later and I think mine are still crying. :lol

[pauldun170]

:lol:

Right now his sack is probably about the size of a pumpkin.

[z06boy]

LOL funny. 10 years later and I think mine are still crying. :lol

:rofl: Same here...well 15 years actually.

[CrazyKell]

Too funny!

[derf]

:rofl: Same here...well 15 years actually.

5 for me, but all you have to remember is that it still rolls off her face just the same

[jtemple]

Awesome! Funny you bring this up; my consultation appointment is today!

[wildchild]

my balls are starting to hurt just thinking about having that done. no thanks. LOL

[the chi]

:lol: Met a guy last week looking for a place to get DNA testing done...apparently his reversed itself if the kid is his.

[Particle Man]

:lol: Met a guy last week looking for a place to get DNA testing done...apparently his reversed itself if the kid is his.

Now there's some drama :lmao:

:jerry:

[jtemple]

:lol: Met a guy last week looking for a place to get DNA testing done...apparently his reversed itself if the kid is his.It happens, I guess. Either that, or he didn't wait for the pipes to clean out before going for it. My wife is staying on the pill, regardless. I'm not taking any chances. :tremble:

[VatorMan]

:lol:lol Fukkin awesome.

[z06boy]

:lol: Met a guy last week looking for a place to get DNA testing done...apparently his reversed itself if the kid is his.

:whatwhat:

:tremble:

:help:

:wtf:

:screwy:

:scratch:

:panic:

:willy:

:doh:

:hangman:

:scared:

:jump:

:jd:

:cf:

:suicide:

:runaway:

:ss:

:rofl: :rofl:

[wildchild]

if he's looking for testing he's obviously not thinking his didn't work or he didn't wait long enough.

so what would you do if you were happily married and then found out.....

[Particle Man]

if he's looking for testing he's obviously not thinking his didn't work or he didn't wait long enough.

so what would you do if you were happily married and then found out.....
I'd be guaranteed a new fucking motorcycle.

[derf]

:lol: Met a guy last week looking for a place to get DNA testing done...apparently his reversed itself if the kid is his.

Hate to tell you guys, but in 1% of all V's do reverse themselfs, and the cortorized tubes reattach themselfs



From wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasectomy
Effectiveness

The Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists state there is a generally agreed upon rate of failure of about 1 in 2000 vasectomies which is considerably better than tubal ligations for which there is one failure in every 200 to 300 cases. Early failure rates, i.e. pregnancy within a few months after vasectomy typically result from having unprotected intercourse too soon after the procedure. Late failure, i.e. pregnancy after recanalization of the vasa deferentia, has been documented but is very rare.[10]
Most physicians and surgeons who perform vasectomies recommend one (sometimes two) post-procedural semen specimens to verify a successful vasectomy. Sexual intercourse can be resumed as soon as it is comfortable, usually in about a week. However, pregnancy is still possible as long as the sperm count is above zero. Another method of birth control must be used until a follow-up sperm count test two months after the vasectomy (or after 10 to 20 ejaculations over a shorter period of time). Once the sperm count is zero, no other birth control method is necessary.


I was blowing 3-4 loads a day for the first 2 weeks after I could wank it just to clean out the pipes

[Particle Man]

TM motherfuckin' I dude.

[Rangerscott]

The shot alone is not worth it.

[Flexin]

my balls are starting to hurt just thinking about having that done. no thanks. LOL

I agree. Fuck that. I remember my buddy telling me about having a bag of frozen peas on is sack for a few days. His got infected.

My wife and I talked about it and I said I don't think so. I told her I didn't have the balls to do it. I would rather wear a condom for the rest of my life then to have a knife on my sack.

She decided to get fixed herself.

James

[Rangerscott]

I agree. Fuck that. I remember my buddy telling me about having a bag of frozen peas on is sack for a few days. His got infected.

My wife and I talked about it and I said I don't think so. I told her I didn't have the balls to do it. I would rather wear a condom for the rest of my life then to have a knife on my sack.

She decided to get fixed herself.

James


Man>woman. Nice. :dn:

[jtemple]

They don't technically "cut" your sack any more. It's just a pinhole. They poke a hole, pull out a tube, cut a section out of it, burn the ends, then tuck it back in.

[Flexin]

They don't technically "cut" your sack any more. It's just a pinhole. They poke a hole, pull out a tube, cut a section out of it, burn the ends, then tuck it back in.

Cut, ram or stab its still not going through the skin of my sack. :wtfru:

James

[t-homo]

think about how bad a prince albert would hurt.

[Rangerscott]

Well hell. He can't give out any more free donations.

[z06boy]

It didn't hurt that much and I'd do it again if I could go back in time.

It was uncomfortable for a few days sure...but not as uncomfortable as getting a girl pregnant that I didn't want to have a kid with. :idk: Not as uncomfortable as writing that child support payment for 18 + years. Once I made my decision that I did not want to have kids it was pretty easy for me to get the procedure done to be honest.

Wearing my gear on a hot day is uncomfortable too but not as uncomfortable as road rash and skin grafs. :lol:

[LeeNetworX]

I'll be getting it done some day; personally, I don't see it as being a big deal.

[z06boy]

I'll be getting it done some day; personally, I don't see it as being a big deal.

Of course when you do and "IF" it does hurt you'll probably come back and curse out everybody like me that said..."oh it's no big deal blah blah blah" :rofl:

[LeeNetworX]

Of course when you do and "IF" it does hurt you'll probably come back and curse out everybody like me that said..."oh it's no big deal blah blah blah" :rofl:

A few days discomfort are worth the piece of mind, no?

[the chi]

A few days discomfort are worth the piece of mind, no?

I keep telling my hubby that...:lol:

[z06boy]

a few days discomfort are worth the piece of mind, no?

Absolutely !!

[wildchild]

A few days discomfort are worth the piece of mind, no?

just remember these guys saying it didn't hurt....misery loves company. :lol

[derf]

I keep telling my hubby that...:lol:

YES, totally worth it. Hell I rode my bike on day 3 after the surgery

[pauldun170]

It was EXTREMELY uncomfortable during the procedure all I wanted to do was laugh because it was like hitting the funny bone..except down there...except it lasted for the 15-25 minutes the procedure took.

Best part was the girl in the room (Nurse? Helper? Clerk?) helping the doc.
At the end when I'm getting dressed she says "I'll give you some privacy"
"I don't think we don't we have to worry about privacy" (since you been staring at my bloody junk for the past half hour)

[wildchild]

It was EXTREMELY uncomfortable during the procedure all I wanted to do was laugh because it was like hitting the funny bone..except down there...except it lasted for the 15-25 minutes the procedure took.

Best part was the girl in the room (Nurse? Helper? Clerk?) helping the doc.
At the end when I'm getting dressed she says "I'll give you some privacy"
"I don't think we don't we have to worry about privacy" (since you been staring at my bloody junk for the past half hour)


she was just trying to get out of the room to laugh at your little junk in privacy

[pauldun170]

she was just trying to get out of the room to laugh at your little junk in privacy

Its not the size that counts,
its the lighting.

[wildchild]

Its not the size that counts,
its the lighting.

LOL
smoke and mirrors can get you far.

[Flexin]

It didn't hurt that much and I'd do it again if I could go back in time.

It was uncomfortable for a few days sure...but not as uncomfortable as getting a girl pregnant that I didn't want to have a kid with. :idk: Not as uncomfortable as writing that child support payment for 18 + years. Once I made my decision that I did not want to have kids it was pretty easy for me to get the procedure done to be honest.

Wearing my gear on a hot day is uncomfortable too but not as uncomfortable as road rash and skin grafs. :lol:

I wore all my gear while in Florida. I put up with the heat but I just really started getting over getting needles so jabbing my nuts is a long way away.

Since the wife got fixed I don't need to do it. That means we shouldn't have anymore kids, and as long as I wear a condom with any future baby sitter, maid or friend there shouldn't be any kids there as well. lol

I don't disagree with people getting it done. I just never could bring myself to doing it.

James

[pauldun170]

LOL
smoke and mirrors can get you far.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/teenie_weenie.gif

[Particle Man]

What the hell :lol:

[LeeNetworX]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/teenie_weenie.gif

Dubya Tee Eff

[KSGregman]

It was a non-event....in on a Friday....mowing the yard Sunday afternoon. And that was 15 years ago. :idk:

[z06boy]

I wore all my gear while in Florida. I put up with the heat but I just really started getting over getting needles so jabbing my nuts is a long way away.

Since the wife got fixed I don't need to do it. That means we shouldn't have anymore kids, and as long as I wear a condom with any future baby sitter, maid or friend there shouldn't be any kids there as well. lol

I don't disagree with people getting it done. I just never could bring myself to doing it.

James

Makes sense.


Best part was the girl in the room (Nurse? Helper? Clerk?) helping the doc.
At the end when I'm getting dressed she says "I'll give you some privacy"
"I don't think we don't we have to worry about privacy" (since you been staring at my bloody junk for the past half hour)

:rofl: :rofl:

[wildchild]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/teenie_weenie.gif

had to check this at home to see this, now i wish i hadn't. LOL

[Rangerscott]

Why are we still talking aboot ball sacks?

[Particle Man]

Why are we still talking aboot ball sacks?

Cuz the anal rape topic has been beaten to death

[pauldun170]

Cuz the anal rape topic has been beaten to death

beaten to death by swollen ball sacks...

[Particle Man]

Precisely

[LeeNetworX]

Day 1: Felt weird when they were doing it - could feel the tugging of bits. The spotlight on my junk with the Dr. and nurse staring at it for 10 minutes was weird, too.

Day 2: Not so bad...a little achey. The bags of frozen peas are starting to separate at the seams.

Day 3: No more peas, no more hydrocodone (making me feel like shit).

Day 4: OMG, who stuffed this eggplant between my legs, WTF?!?!

Day 5: Visiting medical sites to make sure my sac isn't going to explode and some little alien isn't going to pop out.

Day 6: Where the fuck did that eggplant go?

Day 7: Looking familiar down there again. Stitches itching like a sunuvabitch.

[derf]

I was fine within 3 days. Very little swelling, plus I went under fully

[LeeNetworX]

plus I went under fully

Pussy.

[derf]

Pussy.

You sir are correct, they were cutting into my junk

[Gas Man]

Problem there with Lee is you were suppose to frozen pea them on day 1

[LeeNetworX]

Problem there with Lee is you were suppose to frozen pea them on day 1

I did. After a couple of days the bags were falling apart and I tossed them.

[Gas Man]

I iced day 1 all day..

Didn't do anything day 2

Also, you are suppose to run tight undies... keeps em from movin or swaying...

[LeeNetworX]

I iced day 1 all day..

Didn't do anything day 2

Also, you are suppose to run tight undies... keeps em from movin or swaying...

I rock out with my cock out - just how I roll.

[Gas Man]

Awesome... hope more were able to enjoy the purple fruits... :lol:

[askmrjesus]

Any chance you guys could stop talking about your balls for a while?

Thanks.

JC

[LeeNetworX]

Any chance you guys could stop talking about your balls for a while?

Thanks.

JC

A better question is why you keep coming back to the thread to read the latest news about guys' junk?
:?:

[askmrjesus]

A better question is why you keep coming back to the thread to read the latest news about guys' junk?
:?:

Homeslice asked me to take notes.

JC

[Rangerscott]

Ill make sure to fill up a mayonnaise jar before getting mine snipped.