View Full Version : Here ya go you ball sack lovers.
Rangerscott
09-26-2010, 02:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf6_qDoCUu0&feature=player_embedded
tallywacker
09-26-2010, 02:56 PM
What a douche
101lifts2
09-26-2010, 02:56 PM
:lol:
jtemple
09-26-2010, 07:36 PM
Those are wolf spiders. We get them like crazy here. They really start to show up inside in the fall, when the weather starts to get cold. I caught one in my house that was so big that it got red-eye from the camera. I kept it as a pet for a while. It would eat any insect that was smaller than itself.
The cool thing about them is that they don't build webs. They overpower their kills. They're tough, and faster then hell.
Warning: Mute this if you don't like stupid ass music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEq1gSccItU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOTJUq4RBwc
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_spider
Here's the one I caught in my house. Those are 12" floor tiles. Note the red-eye.
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_QWsg00m5hZg/TJ_aXuEJVTI/AAAAAAAAF0w/IQbMUPkezZM/s800/2006.10.07.JPG
RedRider2k2
09-26-2010, 07:43 PM
If I seen that shit in my house, I'd burn it down.
jtemple
09-26-2010, 07:46 PM
If I seen that shit in my house, I'd burn it down.
I killed two more just like that last week. One bit one of my dogs and he swelled up like a balloon. I had to give him Benadryl.
Particle Man
09-26-2010, 07:54 PM
If I seen that shit in my house, I'd burn it down.
There'd be 12ga holes in the floor, that's for DAMN sure :eek:
tallywacker
09-26-2010, 07:55 PM
Had one crawl up my leg when I was taking a shit at the track before.
Particle Man
09-26-2010, 07:55 PM
Had one crawl up my leg when I was taking a shit at the track before.
I'd be shitting alright :eek:
t-homo
09-27-2010, 12:12 AM
I had a ball python wrapped around my arm no problem the other night but that sends chills up my spine.
z06boy
09-27-2010, 09:36 AM
I had a ball python wrapped around my arm no problem the other night but that sends chills up my spine.
I own a python and that bigazz spider gives me the creeps. :lol: In the house ? F that ! :rofl:
http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/1961868.jpg
Those are wolf spiders. We get them like crazy here. They really start to show up inside in the fall, when the weather starts to get cold. I caught one in my house that was so big that it got red-eye from the camera. I kept it as a pet for a while. It would eat any insect that was smaller than itself.
The cool thing about them is that they don't build webs. They overpower their kills. They're tough, and faster then hell.
Warning: Mute this if you don't like stupid ass music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEq1gSccItU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOTJUq4RBwc
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_spider
Here's the one I caught in my house. Those are 12" floor tiles. Note the red-eye.
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_QWsg00m5hZg/TJ_aXuEJVTI/AAAAAAAAF0w/IQbMUPkezZM/s800/2006.10.07.JPG
I believe the op video was a fishing spider, yours might be too. Live near a river? I torched one in my back yard a few months back as part of my zero tolerance policy on things that scuttle :lol:
See them ALLLLLL the time here in NC. Wolf spiders don't even phase me. If they're big enough like the one that guy was being a pansy over, I'll catch them and let the kids feed it moths and other small bugs.
101lifts2
09-27-2010, 02:53 PM
This is the one reason I like California. There are hardly any insects or bugs here. I think I've seen a few daddy long legs spiders and maybe a little bigger one in the 8years I've been here.
No mosquitos and hardly any flies, though I think the smog kills em.
101lifts2
09-27-2010, 02:54 PM
Jtemple that wolf spider blends in perfectly with the tile lol
lauralynne
09-27-2010, 07:06 PM
if i seen that shit in my house, i'd burn it down.
plus 1,000,000,000,000,000
itgirl
09-27-2010, 09:10 PM
OMG! now i've totally got the heebie jeebies. i hate spiders.
See them ALLLLLL the time here in NC. Wolf spiders don't even phase me. If they're big enough like the one that guy was being a pansy over, I'll catch them and let the kids feed it moths and other small bugs.
Fuck, I just HAD to read that from a cheap Carolina motel room.
z06boy
09-28-2010, 09:15 AM
Fuck, I just HAD to read that from a cheap Carolina motel room.
:rofl::rofl: Now that's funny !!
Hope the bedbugs didn't bite !! :lol:
Krabill
09-28-2010, 09:39 AM
A friend of mine tried to "relocate" a spider with babies on its back once. Accidentally dropped it on the garage floor and the babies spread like a cloud across the ground. It went from a simple spider relocation to four grown men dancing around trying to stomp as many of the babies as we could in an instant :lol:
A friend of mine tried to "relocate" a spider with babies on its back once. Accidentally dropped it on the garage floor and the babies spread like a cloud across the ground. It went from a simple spider relocation to four grown men dancing around trying to stomp as many of the babies as we could in an instant :lol:
Thus why purification by flame is the preferred method
jtemple
09-28-2010, 10:10 AM
If I didn't have a kid and pets, I'd just let them be. They keep the crickets dead. For the most part, if you approach them, they just run away.
z06boy
09-28-2010, 12:42 PM
If I didn't have a kid and pets, I'd just let them be. They keep the crickets dead. For the most part, if you approach them, they just run away.
Outside yes...inside F no due to reasons like...:lol:...
I walked face-first into a web built across the entrance to my bathroom once at about 3AM.
The panic sets in when you walk into a spider web and it doesn't break.
F this !!
I don't mind spiders outside...saw a big Garden Spider Saturday when cutting the grass like in the pic below and just let him be BUT he better stay outside...that is all.
http://i.pbase.com/v3/48/95248/1/48116303.GardenSpider5.jpg
jtemple
09-28-2010, 03:05 PM
Wolf spiders don't build webs. Those are the only spiders I get in the house.
OneSickPsycho
09-28-2010, 03:16 PM
Those are wolf spiders. We get them like crazy here. They really start to show up inside in the fall, when the weather starts to get cold. I caught one in my house that was so big that it got red-eye from the camera. I kept it as a pet for a while. It would eat any insect that was smaller than itself.
The cool thing about them is that they don't build webs. They overpower their kills. They're tough, and faster then hell.
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Yeah AND they can walk on water... My dad lost a chainsaw in the Ohio River when the dock he was tearing out released a Wolf Spider that proceeded to run across the water in his direction... 300lb dad in one direction, running chainsaw in the other... literally over his head. lol
Had one crawl up my leg when I was taking a shit at the track before.
I had one run up my arm when we were relocating a wood pile one time... that SUCKED. I also woke up with one in my tent about 6 inches away from my head when Drewpy and I were at the Gap. That would have sucked if I would have woken up facing it... luckily, I didn't see it until after I sat up and turned around.
Particle Man
09-28-2010, 03:18 PM
Yeah AND they can walk on water... My dad lost a chainsaw in the Ohio River when the dock he was tearing out released a Wolf Spider that proceeded to run across the water in his direction... 300lb dad in one direction, running chainsaw in the other... literally over his head. lol
Your dad is obviously very wise :lol:
OneSickPsycho
09-28-2010, 03:30 PM
Your dad is obviously very wise :lol:
It most certainly wasn't his finest moment.
z06boy
09-28-2010, 03:44 PM
Wolf spiders don't build webs. Those are the only spiders I get in the house.
Gotcha
OSP....:rofl: :rofl:
Particle Man
09-28-2010, 03:46 PM
It most certainly wasn't his finest moment.
true - he had the perfect weapon for huge spider disposal.
the chi
09-28-2010, 06:03 PM
2 Words.
Flame Thrower.
Ugh. I dont mind them usually, and I hate killing anything, but bets are off if a friggin huge spider surprises me. Smack first, regret later.
I've gotten the one's with babies too...made my skin crawl for days...
Only time I've ever blacked out was when one of those huge m'fing wolf spiders tried to jump on me during a canoe trip. Witnesses report I stood up and walked on water till I hit the shore. I dont remember anything other than it coming at me. :lol: My sister remembers half drowning when I dumped her, the canoe and everything in it into the river.
Particle Man
09-28-2010, 06:11 PM
:lol
Yeah AND they can walk on water... My dad lost a chainsaw in the Ohio River when the dock he was tearing out released a Wolf Spider that proceeded to run across the water in his direction... 300lb dad in one direction, running chainsaw in the other... literally over his head. lol
I had one run up my arm when we were relocating a wood pile one time... that SUCKED. I also woke up with one in my tent about 6 inches away from my head when Drewpy and I were at the Gap. That would have sucked if I would have woken up facing it... luckily, I didn't see it until after I sat up and turned around.
Fishing spider
Particle Man
09-28-2010, 08:05 PM
Fucking spider
fixed
Inferno
09-29-2010, 06:02 AM
This is the one reason I like California. There are hardly any insects or bugs here. I think I've seen a few daddy long legs spiders and maybe a little bigger one in the 8years I've been here.
No mosquitos and hardly any flies, though I think the smog kills em.
Get a few miles outside of Corona, there are tarantulas that shit bigger than that wolf spider LOL I used to catch some biggass A Chalcodes down in SD
anthonyk
09-30-2010, 12:13 AM
This is the one reason I like California. There are hardly any insects or bugs here. I think I've seen a few daddy long legs spiders and maybe a little bigger one in the 8years I've been here.
No mosquitos and hardly any flies, though I think the smog kills em.
Heh, my one and only black widow bite happened in California. Fuggers were breeding in a wood pile out back.
dReWpY
09-30-2010, 01:03 PM
2 Words.
Flame Thrower.
Ugh. I dont mind them usually, and I hate killing anything, but bets are off if a friggin huge spider surprises me. Smack first, regret later.
I've gotten the one's with babies too...made my skin crawl for days...
Only time I've ever blacked out was when one of those huge m'fing wolf spiders tried to jump on me during a canoe trip. Witnesses report I stood up and walked on water till I hit the shore. I dont remember anything other than it coming at me. :lol: My sister remembers half drowning when I dumped her, the canoe and everything in it into the river.
that damn spider is big enough to smack back at you lolzzz
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