Fingernails

[CrazyKell]

This thread (http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=16541) got me thinking about fingernail length.

I keep mine relatively short. They grow like weeds and I have to trim/file often. I dont' go for manicures as they grow too quickly. I do keep them shaped and painted though (usually just clear).

Long fingernails on a guy just CREEP me out.

I dont' really care what girls do with thier nails. I think some fakes look stupid, some look alright. :shrug:

But nasty nails are nasty nails. :wtfru::td:

[Switch]

Cool.

Well, ttyl.

I keep my fingernails tidy.

[Trip]

i keep my fingernails tidy.

bonesaw is ready!

[tommymac]

bonesaw is ready!

Bonesaw doesnt fuck around :rockwoot:

[CrazyKell]

Cool.

Well, ttyl.

I keep my fingernails tidy.

Shouldn't you be playing video games? :dthumb:

[Rider]

Short and clean is a must.

[Particle Man]

I keep mine short and clean as well. I tend to pick at them, though.

[Rangerscott]

Im a biter.

[Mudpuppy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HuKB1drzbg

[Dave]

Im a biter.

Ditto, I usually leave one thumb past the plane though. Makes a great scraper

[LeeNetworX]

Hi, guys.

Oh, Big Gulps, huh? Alright.

Well, see you later!

[azoomm]

Long fingernails on a guy just CREEP me out.

This.

Mine are actually relatively short. They are acrylic, because I use them. But, I keep them to about the end of my finger. Anything longer than that, and it's difficult to do daily things. I don't understand women with REALLY long nails. How do they even type??

Oh, and they are ridiculous - and usually glitter. :lol: My current favorite is safety orange.

[Porkchop]

I'm a biter. Usually during traffic, or exciting sporting events. My mom hates it, :lol:

[marko138]

I have resolved to stop biting my nails. So far so good.

[Porkchop]

I have resolved to stop biting my nails. So far so good.

I hate "cutting" my nails though.

[Rangerscott]

I hate "cutting" my nails though.

Yup. Don't mind cutting my toe nails but not my fangers. I also HATE the "clip" sound they make when someone is clipping their nails.

[Particle Man]

Yup. Don't mind cutting my toe nails but not my fangers. I also HATE the "clip" sound they make when someone is clipping their nails.

same here. that's why I pick at mine and peel 'em

[askmrjesus]

Long enough to leave scratches on my back, but not long enough to collapse a lung.

JC

[Porkchop]

Yup. Don't mind cutting my toe nails but not my fangers. I also HATE the "clip" sound they make when someone is clipping their nails.

EXACTLY! My brother clips them late at night, and that sound just echoes around the house. I just sit there in bed cringing....

same here. that's why I pick at mine and peel 'em

I cant do that, im afraid to rip them too short.

[derf]

leave my pinky long, I prefer to call it my coke nail

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7ND9xW_1s6o/Rxz1bhWhNpI/AAAAAAAABBo/P5UUDoZJM2U/s400/cokenail.jpg

[Switch]

Biting your nails is disgusting. What if you have a little nugget of poo under there?


HAHAHAHAH

[Trip]

Biting your nails is disgusting. What if you have a little nugget of poo under there?


HAHAHAHAH

gross

[Rangerscott]

Not disgusting as you think. I don't bite them when there's stuff on them. Plus I've never get sick so that could mean something.

I don't bite them to nubs. They look as if I had used clippers.

[azoomm]

OK, now I'm officially grossed out. *twitch*

[buzzcutt2]

Biting your nails is disgusting. What if you have a little nugget of poo under there?


HAHAHAHAH

Means you need to learn how to wipe.

[Rangerscott]

It's not hack and slash like people think. Now my bro bites them until they bleed. I call him nubby and just to be mean, I throw a quarter on the ground.


http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll23/rangerscott/FangerMedium.jpg






























p.s. I use the shower to clean off.

[Tsunami]

I keep mine really short and they grow really fast too. I just hate it when things get stuck under them, it gives me the heebie jeebies so as soon as they grow, I cut them all down.

I'll paint them once in a blue moon but they grow too fast and I am too lazy to redo them every week.

[Rangerscott]

Fly ball hit to left field!


So biting nails is disgusting, but letting a woman put your banana in her soda sucker isn't in the "disgusting" category?

[Dave]

Not disgusting as you think. I don't bite them when there's stuff on them. Plus I've never get sick so that could mean something.

I don't bite them to nubs. They look as if I had used clippers.

The more bacteria you expose yourself to the stronger you get

[Dave]

Fly ball hit to left field!


So biting nails is disgusting, but letting a woman put your banana in her soda sucker isn't in the "disgusting" category?

Any kind of sex is filthy and disgusting if you really think about it. Kinda like hotdogs :lol:

[Rangerscott]

Any kind of sex is filthy and disgusting if you really think about it. Kinda like hotdogs :lol:

Not sure about this kids analogies.

[Switch]

Fly ball hit to left field!


So biting nails is disgusting, but letting a woman put your banana in her soda sucker isn't in the "disgusting" category?

That's hardly a good comparison. My tallywhacker is concealed all day long, under two items of clothing. Protected from all that is bad. On the other hand, my hands touch door knobs, keyboards, urinal flushers, etc.

I would definitely trust my ding-dong to be cleaner than my hands.

[azoomm]

Fly ball hit to left field!


So biting nails is disgusting, but letting a woman put your banana in her soda sucker isn't in the "disgusting" category?

You know how I know you're gay?

[Mikey]

You know how I know you're gay?

:lol

[Rangerscott]

You know how I know you're gay?


You wanting a demo?

[Dave]

That's hardly a good comparison. My tallywhacker is concealed all day long, under two items of clothing. Protected from all that is bad. On the other hand, my hands touch door knobs, keyboards, urinal flushers, etc.

I would definitely trust my ding-dong to be cleaner than my hands.

In a warm, moist, dark spot that's perfect for the growth of fungi and bacteria. Don't kid yourself

[Rider]

In a warm, moist, dark spot that's perfect for the growth of fungi and bacteria. Don't kid yourself

Do you have a pussy you're not telling us about?

[marko138]

I wash my dong after I use the bathroom. I know what it's touched through the course of the day. My hands, not so much.

[Dave]

Do you have a pussy you're not telling us about?

A masterful insult sir, you've clearly bettered me on the fact than no ballsack has ever sweated in the history of man :rolleyes:

[Cutty72]

I have a pocket knife, works well to trim nails.

[lauralynne]

http://www.longnails.com/

[Smittie61984]

I try to keep mine fairly short. Though I love them for when I had some guitar picking to do. But being longish annoys me to death.

My toenails can get freakishly long because I forget about them until I bust htem into something.

[Rangerscott]

Ask me what the inside of my pants smell like right meow.

[Dave]

Ask me what the inside of my pants smell like right meow.

Salt water taffy?

[Mikey]

I have a pocket knife, works well to trim nails.

I do the same thing. It occasionally makes people nervous, and I occasionally use that to my advantage.

[Switch]

A masterful insult sir, you've clearly bettered me on the fact than no ballsack has ever sweated in the history of man :rolleyes:

My ballsack sweats zero throughout my typical workday.

[Bluestreak]

i have a pocket knife, works well to trim nails.

this.

[defector]

Ask me what the inside of my pants smell like right meow.

A tuna getting a perm?

[marko138]

Ask me what the inside of my pants smell like right meow.
Random dude's ass?

[snobuny]

Means you need to learn how to wipe.


Means you need to learn to WASH YOUR HANDS (thats just gross)!


Occupational Hazard..mine are short, clipped and filed, no polish.

[Particle Man]

A tuna getting a perm?

:lmao: