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Rangerscott
10-06-2010, 01:23 AM
can I PLEASE put something in the microwave and it not explode all over the fucking place?
101lifts2
10-06-2010, 01:42 AM
Are you retarded? Put a lid on it and crack it open at the corner.

Do I have to tell you everything?
Rangerscott
10-06-2010, 01:45 AM
Are you retarded? Put a lid on it and crack is open at the corner.

Do I have to tell you everthing?

Tv dinners. Sure i could put a lid over it, but most the time there some crazy force behind those things.
Particle Man
10-06-2010, 06:47 AM
They still make TV dinners? :eek:
Homeslice
10-06-2010, 07:22 AM
TV dinners = pure salt and fat.

BTW, use only glass in the microwave. Plastic is shit because it leaches chemicals into your food. Get some Pyrex glass containers -- you can use them in both the stove and the microwave.
derf
10-06-2010, 07:55 AM
Tv dinners. Sure i could put a lid over it, but most the time there some crazy force behind those things.

Paper towel? At least you could use it to clean up if it does explode
LeeNetworX
10-06-2010, 08:01 AM
Paper towel? At least you could use it to clean up if it does explode

No shit. Cover the top with a paper towel. It's not fucking rocket science. I swear, I don't know how some people make it through the day.
Hydrant
10-06-2010, 08:15 AM
Poke some holes in the plastic too.

Kids these days.
the chi
10-06-2010, 08:24 AM
Oh oh, how bout following the instructions??!!

:lol: I use microwave dinners all the time for lunch, have yet to have one explode when I'm following the instructions and/or cover it with a paper towel...
ontwo
10-06-2010, 09:27 AM
I can't eat any of that shit because of my ears
Rangerscott
10-06-2010, 09:32 AM
I did follow the destructions retards. Puttuing a paper towel on it just fusses them together.
Particle Man
10-06-2010, 09:36 AM
are you using a high wattage nuker?
Rangerscott
10-06-2010, 09:45 AM
I think its higher than its rating. I can even knock 45 sec and its done.
the chi
10-06-2010, 09:52 AM
What he's not telling us is apparently he literally means nuke it...:lol:

Maybe time for a new microwave?
defector
10-06-2010, 09:54 AM
PB&J for you, kid.
Don't hurt yourself.
LeeNetworX
10-06-2010, 09:58 AM
I did follow the destructions retards. Puttuing a paper towel on it just fusses them together.

Retards? We're not the one who can't even warm food in a microwave without making a mess.
CrazyKell
10-06-2010, 10:01 AM
I swear, I don't know how some people make it through the day.

There are people that I literally do not know how they figure out how to put pants on every morning! :lmao:

Paper towel ftw.
Rangerscott
10-06-2010, 10:30 AM
I guess ill keep my face on the window while its on.
LeeNetworX
10-06-2010, 10:32 AM
I guess ill keep my face on the window while its on.

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii12/Hollowsmoke/windowlicker.jpg
Particle Man
10-06-2010, 10:46 AM
What he's not telling us is apparently he literally means nuke it...:lol:

Maybe time for a new microwave?
Srsly :lol:

Is there a mushroom cloud when it's finished? :eek:
the chi
10-06-2010, 10:51 AM
I found his place...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bY7EDTMG4T0/TIApeqNXr4I/AAAAAAAABGw/_nOJmjWj4JQ/s1600/mushroom-cloud1.jpg

Now, did he insult me on the interwebz, do I need to come visit? :lol:
Rider
10-06-2010, 10:53 AM
Try a microwave safe container with the lid cracked open. You know, microwaves have been around since I was a small child an I'm fucking old..... Have you been under a rock? Freeze Dried? Doing hard time?
KSGregman
10-06-2010, 12:01 PM
I guess ill keep my face on the window while its on.

It worked on your ride to school....it may well work on your attempts to microwave your food. :lmao:
Rangerscott
10-06-2010, 03:19 PM
Damn chi. I thought we were closer than that. Guess i need to get back to the drawing board and reevaluate things.
the chi
10-06-2010, 03:24 PM
:lol: I wouldnt pick on you if I didnt like you at least a lil teensy bit...come on now, the mushroom pic is epic. :wink:
101lifts2
10-06-2010, 03:33 PM
Retards? We're not the one who can't even warm food in a microwave without making a mess.

:lol
Rangerscott
10-06-2010, 03:35 PM
I never stated it made a mess in the microwave.
Hydrant
10-06-2010, 03:42 PM
it not explode all over the fucking place?


I think it was taken from this that "explode all over the fucking place" meant there was probably some sort of mess inside the microwave.

I at least thought so.

:lol
Particle Man
10-06-2010, 03:49 PM
I think it was taken from this that "explode all over the fucking place" meant there was probably some sort of mess inside the microwave.

I at least thought so.

:lol

my interpretation as well unless there's a different interpretation of "all over the place" of which I'm not aware :lol:
defector
10-06-2010, 04:53 PM
I never stated it made a mess in the microwave.

Hell, keep the microwave. Buy a new shirt.