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Rangerscott
10-18-2010, 06:10 PM
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps…He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did… and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. “Now….. show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him,” he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips. Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut. “Now. Tell him you have a headache!

EpyonXero
10-18-2010, 06:52 PM
lol

Particle Man
10-18-2010, 07:52 PM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

derf
10-18-2010, 08:33 PM
Good shit

Hydrant
10-18-2010, 08:41 PM
:lol

101lifts2
10-18-2010, 08:45 PM
lmao...that was good.

Gas Man
10-19-2010, 07:47 AM
F'in WYMENS!!!

wildchild
10-19-2010, 07:56 AM
awesome!!

Dave
10-19-2010, 09:15 AM
R_P_ST

Would you like to buy a vowel?

Flexin
10-19-2010, 09:18 AM
:lol

James

ontwo
10-19-2010, 09:23 AM
:lol

z06boy
10-19-2010, 09:37 AM
:rofl: :rofl:

OneSickPsycho
10-19-2010, 09:47 AM
:lol:

KSGregman
10-19-2010, 11:23 AM
She was NOT amused when reading this over my shoulder. :lmao: :lol:

Dave
10-19-2010, 12:00 PM
She was NOT amused when reading this over my shoulder. :lmao: :lol:

Betcha she bought some excedrin though

derf
10-19-2010, 07:14 PM
What did you do wrong if a woman comes out of the kitchen and starts yelling at you? U made the chain too long.