View Full Version : Farmville: Serious Bidness
LeeNetworX
10-29-2010, 07:57 AM
Florida still has the death penalty; I hope it is used in this case.
http://www.indyposted.com/121340/mother-kills-baby-for-crying-interrupting-farmville/
A mother in Jacksonville, Florida, has pleaded guilty to shaking her baby (http://www.indyposted.com/121340/mother-kills-baby-for-crying-interrupting-farmville/#) to death after it wouldn’t stop crying, and interrupted her game of Farmville.
According to Kotaku (http://kotaku.com/5675176/woman-kills-baby-for-interrupting-farmville-session), Alexandra V. Tobias, 22, was arrested in January for the death of her 3-month-old baby, Dylan Lee Edmondson. Tobias pleaded guilty today to second-degree murder, which is punishable by a sentence of life in prison. Tobias’ lawyer believes that she will get 25-50 years. Her sentence will be given in December.
Tobias said that she shook the baby because his crying was interrupting her Farmville game. Tobias said that the baby may have hit his head on the computer while she was shaking him.
OneSickPsycho
10-29-2010, 08:03 AM
Shit... I need her as a neighbor ASAP!
jalaan1
10-29-2010, 08:19 AM
Shit... I need her as a neighbor ASAP!
:dvrofl:
Bluestreak
10-29-2010, 08:41 AM
I shouldn't read these story's...
Makes me want to slap a bitch... with a baseball bat.
ontwo
10-29-2010, 09:19 AM
Nothing is harsh enough for that bitch
She should have completed her societal duty and commited suicide.
LeeNetworX
10-29-2010, 11:23 AM
She should have completed her societal duty and commited suicide.
She wanted to but she was too busy harvesting her crops.
Smittie61984
10-29-2010, 12:01 PM
She wanted to but she was too busy harvesting her crops.
Why must we punish our productive members of society???
KSGregman
10-29-2010, 12:11 PM
She should have completed her societal duty and commited suicide.
Agreed.
And if she wasn't up to the task, society should aid the process.....Louisville slugger....home run swing to her head....problem solved. PERMANENTLY.
What the FUCK is wrong with people?!
Shake your own baby to death over a interupting you while you play a fucking stupid application on a miserable social networking site?
Seriously?!
And now society is gonna pay for her clothes, food, housing, guards, medical care and every other goddamn thing for the next 25 years. Just fucking whack her now and be done with it. :shotgun:
OneSickPsycho
10-29-2010, 12:22 PM
I have a solution for Brock Lesnar AND society.
Shoot Lesnar up with gallons of roids, shove a kilo of coke up his ass, give him spiked brass knuckles and put him in a cage with people like this... 5 at a time, until everyone's dead. No need for real MMA skills and it's PPV GOLD.
I have a solution for Brock Lesnar AND society.
Shoot Lesnar up with gallons of roids, shove a kilo of coke up his ass, give him spiked brass knuckles and put him in a cage with people like this... 5 at a time, until everyone's dead. No need for real MMA skills and it's PPV GOLD.
And if you kill him you get to go free. Running man rules ;)
Running man was the shit, wish it was real.
OneSickPsycho
10-29-2010, 01:35 PM
And if you kill him you get to go free. Running man rules ;)
Nah, then it goes to a royal rumble free for all with everyone left. Last person standing gets to go free.
Nah, then it goes to a royal rumble free for all with everyone left. Last person standing gets to go free.
fuck that, survivors have to run a ninja warrior course with lava (or acid since that is easier to get in place) instead of water underneath. Salmon ladder will own some bitches. They will never get past the new cliff hanger though. That bitch is tough.
Papa_Complex
10-29-2010, 01:48 PM
Why bother? Just go Ancient Rome, and have gladiatorial games with them. The winners get to eat. The losers become fertilizer.
I have a solution for Brock Lesnar AND society.
Shoot Lesnar up with gallons of roids.
I think he's ahead of you by about 15 years ;)
Why bother? Just go Ancient Rome, and have gladiatorial games with them. The winners get to eat the losers.
Fixed.
fuck that, survivors have to run a ninja warrior course with lava (or acid since that is easier to get in place) instead of water underneath. Salmon ladder will own some bitches. They will never get past the new cliff hanger though. That bitch is tough.
I seriously miss when g4 was a basic channel
Papa_Complex
10-29-2010, 02:34 PM
Fixed.
Well that would certainly reduce the incarceration upkeep charges, but might cause a problem if they're ever let free.
Well that would certainly reduce the incarceration upkeep charges, but might cause a problem if they're ever let free.
How many crackheads do you think would be abel to do ninja warrior, and you can always replace the hand powder with coke and watch the results
Ninja warrior is better than gladiator shit.
Papa_Complex
10-29-2010, 03:03 PM
Ninja warrior is better than gladiator shit.
Ever see a crackhead try to be sneaky? It would be comedy, not contest.
Ever see a crackhead try to be sneaky? It would be comedy, not contest.
What's sneaky about ninja warrior? Dude, youtube "ninja warrior nagano" Nagano is the shit at it or Levi Mewenberg (sp?)
What's sneaky about ninja warrior? Dude, youtube "ninja warrior nagano" Nagano is the shit at it or Levi Mewenberg (sp?)
Nagano is the fucking man. That firefighter dude is bad as shit too
Nah, then it goes to a royal rumble free for all with everyone left. Last person standing gets to go free.
I said running man rules for a reason, remember when they found last year's "winners"? ;)
Nagano is the fucking man. That firefighter dude is bad as shit too
There is a new grand champion, is that the fire fighter dude? I don't remember. Right now the freakin cliff hanger is the best. That shit looks impossible.
There is a new grand champion, is that the fire fighter dude? I don't remember. Right now the freakin cliff hanger is the best. That shit looks impossible.
I can't remember his name, always wears orange pants. He seemed to be the most consistant at reaching the final stage.
I can't remember his name, always wears orange pants. He seemed to be the most consistant at reaching the final stage.
Oh, it's not the firefighter that won, it's a shoe salesman, Yuuji Urushihara. He has beaten the course since Nagano won. There is a couple new guys that are really good too.
Toshihiro Takeda is the firefighter.
Oh, it's not the firefighter that won, it's a shoe salesman, Yuuji Urushihara. He has beaten the course since Nagano won. There is a couple new guys that are really good too.
Toshihiro Takeda is the firefighter.
Yeah that's him.
Particle Man
10-30-2010, 10:01 AM
I can't even form a thought I'm so pissed about this lady...
Avatard
10-30-2010, 11:00 AM
Well, sad but safe to say that at least whatever major mental fucking defect would make you kill your fucking baby over a Facebook game, is now at least not likely to be passed on to future generations.
I guess it's the stupid ones that successfully raise their young to maturity that we really need to worry about...but then, who would shop at Walmart?
Ever see a crackhead try to be sneaky? It would be comedy, not contest.
Here ya go, here is the last total victory win
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVTHQ9H9kV4
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/cdbd398a-8030-4729-aa6a-4fc80d69b8ca.jpg
she looks like a sharp cookie..
Particle Man
10-31-2010, 10:33 AM
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/cdbd398a-8030-4729-aa6a-4fc80d69b8ca.jpg
Holy shit
Rangerscott
10-31-2010, 09:24 PM
Those ad links make me LOL.
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